[MBZ] XP Update: for real or did I get punked?

2014-12-21 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
A Windows XP update popped up in the Windows toolbar in the same place where 
Win updates have for years. It popped up from the MS shield toolbar icon (ie, 
not a web ad)
There were two files, which after some hesitation, I green-lit.  One was 
KB972270 and a second one whose number I didn't record.
I thought MS didn't support XP anymore.  Did they have a change of heart, or 
did I get punked?  Looked legit.
DBV 
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[MBZ] ROM BIOS is a wirus you get when you open an email

2014-12-16 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
I got a call from Ah-Poo, aka Mike who sounded like he was from the Microsoft 
branch office in Calcutta, warning me breathlessly that reports from their 
servers detected a virus (wirus) had infected my computer! If I turned 
control of my computer over to him, he assured me, he could clean my computer.
I told him I would only speak to a Microsoft Certified Technician, and asked 
him if he was one.  He said yes. I said before we go any further, explain to 
me, in detail, about the architecture of the DOS ROM BIOS, of which Windows is 
a part, and any MSCT would know by heart.  Crickets, followed by a hangup.
Lo, not 15 minutes later, I got ANOTHER call from Microsoft, perhaps this 
time from Bombay.  Same-same as the first conversation, and when I asked him 
the magic question, this one didn't skip a beat, and told me ROM BIOS is a 
wirus you get when you open an email.  I had to give him points for thinking 
on his feet.
So, as a public service to the MB community, don't open any emails, or you may 
get a ROM BIOS
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[MBZ] Ponomusic. Opinions?

2014-12-04 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Ponomusic ( https://ponomusic.force.com/  ) is a high def music project backed 
by Neil Young.  Its an inline lossless digital music player, due to ship Q1 
2015 at $400 a pop.  Their library is rather limited at the moment, but they 
plan on expanding rapidly as more licensing agreements are signed with artists 
and publishers.  That aside, they claim to at least attempt to improve the 
throughput quality of non-lossless files -- even mp3's -- as well, meaning you 
don't necessarily have to buy their remastered files for it to work, with the 
aforementioned caveats on output quality. Their files are extremely dense, 
turning what would be a 3-4 meg mp3 into 50-60 meg file, if memory serves. 
Their current players are expandable to 128 G -- 64 G on board, with a 64 G slot
So, is this a game changer in high-def listening, or a well-intentioned but 
ultimately non contributory measure to improve the art? Opinions?
DBV, president, low budget audiophile division
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[MBZ] Should Make All Us White Guys Feel Proud

2014-11-21 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Nothing remarkable about the article, but I thought the headline was interesting
Florida State Senate Talks About Bubba Watson's Length
 I hear he never carries anything less than a 3 wood into the bedroom

DBV
Florida state senate talks about Bubba Watson's length

|   |
|   |  |   |   |   |   |   |
| Florida state senate talks about Bubba Watson's lengthBubba Watson is long as 
hell with all of his clubs and the Florida state senate makes sure everybody 
knows about it. |
|  |
| View on www.cbssports.com | Preview by Yahoo |
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[MBZ] SNOOK LAW rumor: boss is sleeping with the CFO

2014-11-09 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes

3. I won't be buying a new Mercedes for a while! Opening the new office is 
exciting, scary, liberating and fun at the same time. But, my wife has named 
herself CFO of Snook Law. So, I would guess no new Mercedes for a while! :) 

 I left my previous firm and started my own and I just couldn't keep up with
 everything.
 
 Donald H. Snook
 SNOOK LAW LLC
 
 5020 E. Central Suite A
 
 Wichita, Kansas 67208
 
 Phone:  (316) 512-5608

**I love the entrepreneurial spirit.  
Congratulations on your decision. We'll overlook the fact you're sleeping with 
the CFOBreak a leg, buddy!
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[MBZ] Dead Men Get No X-Rays

2014-10-30 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
The wife, who is an X-Ray tech at the crosstown clinic, tried to process a 41 
year old white male for a scan, but couldn't because he was dead. 
It was the opinion of my highly trained spouse that, not only was he not 
deceased, he was actually in pretty robust physical condition.
He got shuffled off to the reception / data processing / information management 
bureaucracy, in what I would assume, was an attempt to electronically revive 
him. Karen stayed until the clinic closed and told me he never came back for 
his X-Rays.
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[MBZ] Convoy

2014-10-06 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Does anyone still use CB radios anymore?

I was thinking about our planned caravan to Indiana with three vehicles
(me driving our Big Red Van [BRV (tm)] towing our utility trailer, Shirley
driving our E320, and my brother driving a rental truck towing our
240D/3.0), and realized that cell phones wouldn't work too well. It
occurred to me that CB radios would be better, allowing the two other
people to hear what one was saying.

I have located three CB radios, four* from our local freecycle group for
free and one from a $10 eBay auction, but I don't know if they work
because I don't have any antennas.

Any suggestions on antennas?

Thanks,

Craig


***
You are overthinking it.  Todd and i used to go on road trips using a pair of 
hand held walkies. They don't have the legs CB's do, but if you don't get 
separated by more than a few miles, they work just fine.  Bring an extra set of 
AA batteries to refresh, and you are good to go. Turn 'em off every time you 
pull off for a gas or pee break. 

PLus, they are newly manufactured stock, cheap ($30+ for a pair -- get the 
highest rated wattage output you can find for a reasonable price), and you 
don't have to worry about electronics from the Jimmy Carter administration.

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[MBZ] 170S

2014-10-04 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
I have driven a 170S, and would consider them dangerous on a highway.  
Practically a parade car.

I would love to have one, though.

Dan


*

I understand the 170 engine was subcontracted out to Briggs  Stratton and had 
a pull start.

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[MBZ] Lawsuit: White woman gets black man's sperm by mistake Ooops

2014-10-02 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Black Donor Sperm Mistakenly Sent to White Mom Jennifer Cramblett: Suit - NBC 
News

  
 
Black Donor Sperm Mistakenly Sent to White Mom Jennif...
A white Ohio mom is suing a sperm bank for sending her vials from a black 
donor, saying her biracial 2-year-old daughter will be stigmatized by her 
family ...  
View on www.nbcnews.com Preview by Yahoo  
  
They've made the one mistake a sperm bank can't make. It's not like she was 
ordering pizza.
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[MBZ] Baseball bat murders at Miller Park

2014-09-10 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Perhaps, but only a vanishingly small number are murdered by people who are
legally entitled to possess a firearm.  And more are killed by baseball bats
than long guns.


- Greg



My beloved Milwaukee Brewers are being murdered by baseball bats in front of 
30,000+ witnesses lately, losing by scores of 15-5 and 9-1.  My congressman, 
Paul Ryan, is currently proposing anti-baseball bat legislation.

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[MBZ] N2 in tires -- the chemist has spoken

2014-09-10 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Dry nitrogen gas as an option to inflate premium tires (the places that have 
beluga caviar in the waiting rooms) is used because

1) The gas contains no moisture, and 

2) 100% Nitrogen replaces oxygen in air, and oxygen decays rubber over time, 
thus at least extending tire life from within. Nitrogen is by no means inert, 
but oxidizes at a rate much lower than its namesake.

Any dry non-O2 bearing gas would do, and N2 is plentiful and cheap...except if 
you are pumping it into Michelins, apparently.

That means, of course, every time you have to top off your tires, you must 
continue to supplement the dry N2.  No gas station air pumps for you!

The internal environment of dry N2 prevents the one-two punch of water and 
oxygen rotting rubber. The third component is light (photodecay), but if you 
see light on the inside of your tire, its time to get new tires. This I tell 
you.

It has no effect on any external tire performance properties, to my knowledge. 
I will stand corrected if that assumption is wrong

DBV, official house chemist
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[MBZ] Jackpot!

2014-09-08 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Nitrogen Tire Fill $89 on there.


**

In that case, I've got about $10K worth of nitrogen just floating around in my 
house. Who knew?

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[MBZ] Siri and privileged white men.

2014-08-31 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
 Siri can suck it, she couldn't understand a word that I said no matter how
 slowly I went.


- Curt
*

Get with the program, privileged white man.  Siri is programmed to only 
understand broken English Indian or Spanish.

DBV
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[MBZ] Car will start

2014-08-24 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes


I saw that he just updated the CL listing for it instead of creating a new 
listing.  Not a bright idea, as it will stay way, way down the list and not be 
current.  And he's asking $950, not $700 like he was earlier


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Thats a page from the Okie book of car salesmanship: If it won't sell, raise 
the price.

DBV
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[MBZ] Failyah to communicate

2014-07-23 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Last night he bumps it, saying he's got to get it out of the driveway and he's 
accepting reasonable offers.

I send him a PM and offer him $1800 with the offer good for 24 hours. After 
all, it's a $2000 car in my market

No response. Something tells me I'm not going to get one.

Dan



What we have heah, is a failyah to communicate
Now, I don't like this any better than you,
but some men you just can't reach

-- Strouther Martin (Walking boss), Cool Hand Luke

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[MBZ] I'll pass on the peas.

2014-07-22 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes

 My father-in-law has always been reluctant to talk about his wartime 
 service. This was due to the fact that he was a POW camp guard, and in his 
 mind not a worthy contribution to the war effort.
 
 He's never really opened up about it at length, but we know that he guarded 
 German prisoners at Camp Atterbury in south central Indiana, close to the 
 town he grew up in, Ninevah, IN.
 
 What we do know is that many of the POWs were used as farm laborers and were 
 well thought of by the locals. They welcomed the into their homes and became 
 friends with many of them.  From what we were told a number of them either 
 remained in the area after the war or returned on their own to live in the 
 area.
 
 There was a large German community in Indianapolis, so I am sure some might 
 have headed that way. The area I grew up in on the south side of 
 Indianapolis had a lot of first generation German immigrants who were 
 farmers.
 
 Dan
 
 Sent from my iPad

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Local story:  Our high school's German teacher was a former POW in a camp in 
Reedsburg, WI, in southern Wisconsin. His day job along with other POW's was to 
work the fields for a pea farmer.  While I'm sure he ultimately had a well 
balanced diet, his vegetable ration consisted of peas, peas, and more peas.

He stayed in the States after the war, and the employment path of least 
resistance for him was to teach high school German, which he did into the 
1980's before retiring.  He told us his POW stories, and while his memories 
were mostly good ones, he said he never ate another pea again, for which I 
can't blame him.

DBV
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