Re: [MBZ] Real Life (tm) conversation with a high school student
Dan wrote: Almost as bad as the spots Leno used to do asking people on the street where certain cities and countries were. absolutely amazing how clueless some people are when it comes to geography. What is the guy's name from MN? - quite contested and liberal, former talk show host... There was a link put up recently of him drawing the US - all state boundaries - in fast forward - impressive. mao ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
Re: [MBZ] Real Life (tm) conversation with a high school student
Mountain Man wrote: Dan wrote: Almost as bad as the spots Leno used to do asking people on the street where certain cities and countries were. absolutely amazing how clueless some people are when it comes to geography. What is the guy's name from MN? - quite contested and liberal, former talk show host... There was a link put up recently of him drawing the US - all state boundaries - in fast forward - impressive. Jesse Ventura? Al Frankfurter? It's funny, Chris is still infatuated with Frankfurter, but Gun Owners of America grades him an F over the last two years. http://gunowners.org/111thsrat.htm http://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=site%3agunowners.org+frankend=4576511122868966mkt=en-USsetlang=en-USw=e469ba46,b4832ec4 ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
Re: [MBZ] Real Life (tm) conversation with a high school student
Mitch wrote: Jesse Ventura? Al Frankfurter? Frankfurter - that's the guy. Al Franken... for all the rest of us political correct persons here... are there any here? It was an impressive youtube, wasn't it? mao ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
[MBZ] Real Life (tm) conversation with a high school student
Scene: Me signing out a bathroom pass to a high school student ME (signing out pass) : What time is it? GIRL (looks up at clock on wall) : 7:27 ME: Oh, 7:27 ? Do you know what a Boeing 727 is? GIRL: No, I never scored that high, but I like bowling. I once had four strikes in a row. ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
Re: [MBZ] Real Life (tm) conversation with a high school student
More Friday funnies. Here are my favorite winners from this year's Ig Nobel awards: PEACE PRIZE: for confirming the widely held belief that swearing relieves pain. Richard Stephens, John Atkins, and Andrew Kingston of Keele University, UK ECONOMICS PRIZE: for finding ways to maximize financial gain and minimize financial risk for the world economy -- or for a portion thereof. The executives and directors of Goldman Sachs, AIG, Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns, Merrill Lynch, and Magnetar Read more here: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/09/30/genius-goofball-ig-nobel-awards/?test=latestnews -Max -Original Message- From: mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com [mailto:mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com] On Behalf Of Van Knutson Sent: Friday, October 01, 2010 12:20 PM To: Todd knutson Cc: mercedes okiebenz Subject: [MBZ] Real Life (tm) conversation with a high school student Scene: Me signing out a bathroom pass to a high school student ME (signing out pass) : What time is it? GIRL (looks up at clock on wall) : 7:27 ME: Oh, 7:27 ? Do you know what a Boeing 727 is? GIRL: No, I never scored that high, but I like bowling. I once had four strikes in a row. ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
Re: [MBZ] Real Life (tm) conversation with a high school student
My teenage niece asked me if Germany was in Europe... HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR... I think there is a palm print permantly imprinted on my forehead. -Rolf On 10/01/2010 12:36 PM, Dillon, Meade M CIV SPAWARSYSCEN-ATLANTIC, 53310 wrote: More Friday funnies. Here are my favorite winners from this year's Ig Nobel awards: PEACE PRIZE: for confirming the widely held belief that swearing relieves pain. Richard Stephens, John Atkins, and Andrew Kingston of Keele University, UK ECONOMICS PRIZE: for finding ways to maximize financial gain and minimize financial risk for the world economy -- or for a portion thereof. The executives and directors of Goldman Sachs, AIG, Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns, Merrill Lynch, and Magnetar Read more here: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/09/30/genius-goofball-ig-nobel-awards/?test=latestnews -Max -Original Message- From: mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com [mailto:mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com] On Behalf Of Van Knutson Sent: Friday, October 01, 2010 12:20 PM To: Todd knutson Cc: mercedes okiebenz Subject: [MBZ] Real Life (tm) conversation with a high school student Scene: Me signing out a bathroom pass to a high school student ME (signing out pass) : What time is it? GIRL (looks up at clock on wall) : 7:27 ME: Oh, 7:27 ? Do you know what a Boeing 727 is? GIRL: No, I never scored that high, but I like bowling. I once had four strikes in a row. ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
Re: [MBZ] Real Life (tm) conversation with a high school student
'Nother goodun. Wilton - Original Message - From: Van Knutson southpaw0...@yahoo.com To: Todd knutson to...@charter.net Cc: mercedes okiebenz mercedes@okiebenz.com Sent: Friday, October 01, 2010 12:19 PM Subject: [MBZ] Real Life (tm) conversation with a high school student Scene: Me signing out a bathroom pass to a high school student ME (signing out pass) : What time is it? GIRL (looks up at clock on wall) : 7:27 ME: Oh, 7:27 ? Do you know what a Boeing 727 is? GIRL: No, I never scored that high, but I like bowling. I once had four strikes in a row. ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
Re: [MBZ] Real Life (tm) conversation with a high school student
Almost as bad as the spots Leno used to do asking people on the street where certain cities and countries were. absolutely amazing how clueless some people are when it comes to geography. Dan --- On Fri, 10/1/10, Rolf r...@winmutt.com wrote: From: Rolf r...@winmutt.com Subject: Re: [MBZ] Real Life (tm) conversation with a high school student To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com Date: Friday, October 1, 2010, 12:55 PM My teenage niece asked me if Germany was in Europe... HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR... I think there is a palm print permantly imprinted on my forehead. -Rolf On 10/01/2010 12:36 PM, Dillon, Meade M CIV SPAWARSYSCEN-ATLANTIC, 53310 wrote: More Friday funnies. Here are my favorite winners from this year's Ig Nobel awards: PEACE PRIZE: for confirming the widely held belief that swearing relieves pain. Richard Stephens, John Atkins, and Andrew Kingston of Keele University, UK ECONOMICS PRIZE: for finding ways to maximize financial gain and minimize financial risk for the world economy -- or for a portion thereof. The executives and directors of Goldman Sachs, AIG, Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns, Merrill Lynch, and Magnetar Read more here: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/09/30/genius-goofball-ig-nobel-awards/?test=latestnews -Max -Original Message- From: mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com [mailto:mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com] On Behalf Of Van Knutson Sent: Friday, October 01, 2010 12:20 PM To: Todd knutson Cc: mercedes okiebenz Subject: [MBZ] Real Life (tm) conversation with a high school student Scene: Me signing out a bathroom pass to a high school student ME (signing out pass) : What time is it? GIRL (looks up at clock on wall) : 7:27 ME: Oh, 7:27 ? Do you know what a Boeing 727 is? GIRL: No, I never scored that high, but I like bowling. I once had four strikes in a row. ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com