Re: [MBZ] Speaking of batteries.....and idiots.

2013-05-30 Thread Michael Canfield
Went to get non-ethanol gas for the lawn equipment yesterday.  Got $25
worth and Toni handed the attendant $55.  He gave her $25 back and walked
off.  She told him he owed her another $5.  He tried to argue that $25 was
the correct change, then got pissed off, went inside and got $5 and walked
out and gave it to her.  As he walked off he says I can't afford to keep
doing this you know to Toni.
  The owner 2 doors up the road was not pleased with the news when I
stopped to chat with him.

You would think simple math would be easy for a cashier.

Mike
On May 30, 2013 10:18 AM, Rich Thomas 
richthomas79td...@constructivity.net wrote:

 I took the old battery out of the boy's (to be the girl's) SD and took it
 to Interstate to swap it, as it was getting a bit weak and not holding a
 charge.  It was an 85 and turned out to be from June 2007 (71 months).
  So I ask the guy there if that meant I got some credit on a new one.  He
 goes off to check some mysterious book and a couple minutes later comes
 back and says a swap with the credit will be $158.something but a new one
 will be $154.something.  I took a few seconds to process that, and asked
 him why with a credit will be more than buying it outright, and he proceeds
 to explain to me that the credit price is more than the new price because
 when that battery was new it was more than the new one, and the credit on
 it made it more than a new one now.  Huh, WTF???  So I asked him to explain
 that again, and he goes through the same thing, but this time less
 comprehensible.  He apparently, perfectly understood the rationale for this
 apparent contradiction but was not able to explain it to such a simpleton
 as me.

 So the battery is sitting there on the counter, he had gone to get it when
 I said I needed a swap, so I asked him if that same battery, that one right
 there, had 2 different prices depending on whether I had one to swap for
 it, then he tells me that he is giving me $10 off the new price so that is
 why it is less than the swap price.  So I say, OK let's say that battery
 right there is new, and I will pay the new price for it.  He says OK and
 proceeds to write it up, which for more reasons unclear, took like 5
 minutes and involved 3 different machines in different places at the
 counter.

 I am plagued by idiots... or maybe I am an idiot and just do not fit into
 the world well.

 --R



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Re: [MBZ] Speaking of batteries.....and idiots.

2013-05-30 Thread Craig
On Thu, 30 May 2013 10:42:07 -0400 Michael Canfield slozuk...@gmail.com
wrote:

 Went to get non-ethanol gas for the lawn equipment yesterday.  Got $25
 worth and Toni handed the attendant $55.  He gave her $25 back and
 walked off.  She told him he owed her another $5.  He tried to argue
 that $25 was the correct change, then got pissed off, went inside and
 got $5 and walked out and gave it to her.  As he walked off he says I
 can't afford to keep doing this you know to Toni.
   The owner 2 doors up the road was not pleased with the news when I
 stopped to chat with him.
 
 You would think simple math would be easy for a cashier.

Indeed. But in what form did Toni hand the cashier $55? Two twenties, a
ten and a five? If so, why not give him the $25?


Craig

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Re: [MBZ] Speaking of batteries.....and idiots.

2013-05-30 Thread Rick Knoble
 Went to get non-ethanol gas for the lawn equipment yesterday. Got $25
 worth and Toni handed the attendant $55. He gave her $25 back and
 walked off. She told him he owed her another $5. He tried to argue
 that $25 was the correct change, 

 Indeed. But in what form did Toni hand the cashier $55? Two twenties, a
 ten and a five? If so, why not give him the $25?

I was wondering the same thing myself.

Rick  
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Re: [MBZ] Speaking of batteries.....and idiots.

2013-05-30 Thread Greg Fiorentino
It was Toni's fault for adding the fiver to the fifty attempting to make
things easier.  The extra processing involved clearly overloaded the simple
circuits in the attendant's CPU.

Greg

-Original Message-
From: Mercedes [mailto:mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com] On Behalf Of Michael
Canfield
Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2013 7:42 AM
To: Mercedes Discussion List
Subject: Re: [MBZ] Speaking of batteries.and idiots.

Went to get non-ethanol gas for the lawn equipment yesterday.  Got $25 worth
and Toni handed the attendant $55.  He gave her $25 back and walked off.
She told him he owed her another $5.  He tried to argue that $25 was the
correct change, then got pissed off, went inside and got $5 and walked out
and gave it to her.  As he walked off he says I can't afford to keep doing
this you know to Toni.
  The owner 2 doors up the road was not pleased with the news when I stopped
to chat with him.

You would think simple math would be easy for a cashier.

Mike
On May 30, 2013 10:18 AM, Rich Thomas 
richthomas79td...@constructivity.net wrote:

 I took the old battery out of the boy's (to be the girl's) SD and took 
 it to Interstate to swap it, as it was getting a bit weak and not 
 holding a charge.  It was an 85 and turned out to be from June 2007 (71
months).
  So I ask the guy there if that meant I got some credit on a new one.  
 He goes off to check some mysterious book and a couple minutes later 
 comes back and says a swap with the credit will be $158.something but 
 a new one will be $154.something.  I took a few seconds to process 
 that, and asked him why with a credit will be more than buying it 
 outright, and he proceeds to explain to me that the credit price is 
 more than the new price because when that battery was new it was more 
 than the new one, and the credit on it made it more than a new one 
 now.  Huh, WTF???  So I asked him to explain that again, and he goes 
 through the same thing, but this time less comprehensible.  He 
 apparently, perfectly understood the rationale for this apparent 
 contradiction but was not able to explain it to such a simpleton as me.

 So the battery is sitting there on the counter, he had gone to get it 
 when I said I needed a swap, so I asked him if that same battery, that 
 one right there, had 2 different prices depending on whether I had one 
 to swap for it, then he tells me that he is giving me $10 off the new 
 price so that is why it is less than the swap price.  So I say, OK 
 let's say that battery right there is new, and I will pay the new 
 price for it.  He says OK and proceeds to write it up, which for more 
 reasons unclear, took like 5 minutes and involved 3 different machines 
 in different places at the counter.

 I am plagued by idiots... or maybe I am an idiot and just do not fit 
 into the world well.

 --R



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Re: [MBZ] Speaking of batteries.....and idiots.

2013-05-30 Thread Dan Penoff
I quit doing the add on thing a while back, as it only seems to confuse those 
who are mathematically challenged.

Dan

Sent from my iPad

On May 30, 2013, at 12:41 PM, Greg Fiorentino gf...@dslnorthwest.net wrote:

 It was Toni's fault for adding the fiver to the fifty attempting to make
 things easier.  The extra processing involved clearly overloaded the simple
 circuits in the attendant's CPU.
 
 Greg
 
 -Original Message-
 From: Mercedes [mailto:mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com] On Behalf Of Michael
 Canfield
 Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2013 7:42 AM
 To: Mercedes Discussion List
 Subject: Re: [MBZ] Speaking of batteries.and idiots.
 
 Went to get non-ethanol gas for the lawn equipment yesterday.  Got $25 worth
 and Toni handed the attendant $55.  He gave her $25 back and walked off.
 She told him he owed her another $5.  He tried to argue that $25 was the
 correct change, then got pissed off, went inside and got $5 and walked out
 and gave it to her.  As he walked off he says I can't afford to keep doing
 this you know to Toni.
  The owner 2 doors up the road was not pleased with the news when I stopped
 to chat with him.
 
 You would think simple math would be easy for a cashier.
 
 Mike
 On May 30, 2013 10:18 AM, Rich Thomas 
 richthomas79td...@constructivity.net wrote:
 
 I took the old battery out of the boy's (to be the girl's) SD and took 
 it to Interstate to swap it, as it was getting a bit weak and not 
 holding a charge.  It was an 85 and turned out to be from June 2007 (71
 months).
 So I ask the guy there if that meant I got some credit on a new one.  
 He goes off to check some mysterious book and a couple minutes later 
 comes back and says a swap with the credit will be $158.something but 
 a new one will be $154.something.  I took a few seconds to process 
 that, and asked him why with a credit will be more than buying it 
 outright, and he proceeds to explain to me that the credit price is 
 more than the new price because when that battery was new it was more 
 than the new one, and the credit on it made it more than a new one 
 now.  Huh, WTF???  So I asked him to explain that again, and he goes 
 through the same thing, but this time less comprehensible.  He 
 apparently, perfectly understood the rationale for this apparent 
 contradiction but was not able to explain it to such a simpleton as me.
 
 So the battery is sitting there on the counter, he had gone to get it 
 when I said I needed a swap, so I asked him if that same battery, that 
 one right there, had 2 different prices depending on whether I had one 
 to swap for it, then he tells me that he is giving me $10 off the new 
 price so that is why it is less than the swap price.  So I say, OK 
 let's say that battery right there is new, and I will pay the new 
 price for it.  He says OK and proceeds to write it up, which for more 
 reasons unclear, took like 5 minutes and involved 3 different machines 
 in different places at the counter.
 
 I am plagued by idiots... or maybe I am an idiot and just do not fit 
 into the world well.
 
 --R
 
 
 
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Re: [MBZ] Speaking of batteries.....and idiots.

2013-05-30 Thread Michael Canfield
A fifty and five ones...seems like it would have been easier for him.

Mike
On May 30, 2013 11:05 AM, Craig diese...@pisquared.net wrote:

 On Thu, 30 May 2013 10:42:07 -0400 Michael Canfield slozuk...@gmail.com
 wrote:

  Went to get non-ethanol gas for the lawn equipment yesterday.  Got $25
  worth and Toni handed the attendant $55.  He gave her $25 back and
  walked off.  She told him he owed her another $5.  He tried to argue
  that $25 was the correct change, then got pissed off, went inside and
  got $5 and walked out and gave it to her.  As he walked off he says I
  can't afford to keep doing this you know to Toni.
The owner 2 doors up the road was not pleased with the news when I
  stopped to chat with him.
 
  You would think simple math would be easy for a cashier.

 Indeed. But in what form did Toni hand the cashier $55? Two twenties, a
 ten and a five? If so, why not give him the $25?


 Craig

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Re: [MBZ] Speaking of batteries.....and idiots.

2013-05-30 Thread Michael Canfield
So her power supply clearly blew away his cpu?  I will tell her to turn
that down a touch when dealing with fools.

Mike
On May 30, 2013 12:41 PM, Greg Fiorentino gf...@dslnorthwest.net wrote:

 It was Toni's fault for adding the fiver to the fifty attempting to make
 things easier.  The extra processing involved clearly overloaded the simple
 circuits in the attendant's CPU.

 Greg

 -Original Message-
 From: Mercedes [mailto:mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com] On Behalf Of Michael
 Canfield
 Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2013 7:42 AM
 To: Mercedes Discussion List
 Subject: Re: [MBZ] Speaking of batteries.and idiots.

 Went to get non-ethanol gas for the lawn equipment yesterday.  Got $25
 worth
 and Toni handed the attendant $55.  He gave her $25 back and walked off.
 She told him he owed her another $5.  He tried to argue that $25 was the
 correct change, then got pissed off, went inside and got $5 and walked out
 and gave it to her.  As he walked off he says I can't afford to keep doing
 this you know to Toni.
   The owner 2 doors up the road was not pleased with the news when I
 stopped
 to chat with him.

 You would think simple math would be easy for a cashier.

 Mike
 On May 30, 2013 10:18 AM, Rich Thomas 
 richthomas79td...@constructivity.net wrote:

  I took the old battery out of the boy's (to be the girl's) SD and took
  it to Interstate to swap it, as it was getting a bit weak and not
  holding a charge.  It was an 85 and turned out to be from June 2007 (71
 months).
   So I ask the guy there if that meant I got some credit on a new one.
  He goes off to check some mysterious book and a couple minutes later
  comes back and says a swap with the credit will be $158.something but
  a new one will be $154.something.  I took a few seconds to process
  that, and asked him why with a credit will be more than buying it
  outright, and he proceeds to explain to me that the credit price is
  more than the new price because when that battery was new it was more
  than the new one, and the credit on it made it more than a new one
  now.  Huh, WTF???  So I asked him to explain that again, and he goes
  through the same thing, but this time less comprehensible.  He
  apparently, perfectly understood the rationale for this apparent
  contradiction but was not able to explain it to such a simpleton as me.
 
  So the battery is sitting there on the counter, he had gone to get it
  when I said I needed a swap, so I asked him if that same battery, that
  one right there, had 2 different prices depending on whether I had one
  to swap for it, then he tells me that he is giving me $10 off the new
  price so that is why it is less than the swap price.  So I say, OK
  let's say that battery right there is new, and I will pay the new
  price for it.  He says OK and proceeds to write it up, which for more
  reasons unclear, took like 5 minutes and involved 3 different machines
  in different places at the counter.
 
  I am plagued by idiots... or maybe I am an idiot and just do not fit
  into the world well.
 
  --R
 
 
 
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Re: [MBZ] Speaking of batteries.....and idiots.

2013-05-30 Thread WILTON

So, she was expecting a 20 and a 10 or 3 10's as change.

Wilton

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Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2013 2:09 PM
Subject: Re: [MBZ] Speaking of batteries.and idiots.



A fifty and five ones...seems like it would have been easier for him.

Mike
On May 30, 2013 11:05 AM, Craig diese...@pisquared.net wrote:


On Thu, 30 May 2013 10:42:07 -0400 Michael Canfield slozuk...@gmail.com
wrote:

 Went to get non-ethanol gas for the lawn equipment yesterday.  Got $25
 worth and Toni handed the attendant $55.  He gave her $25 back and
 walked off.  She told him he owed her another $5.  He tried to argue
 that $25 was the correct change, then got pissed off, went inside and
 got $5 and walked out and gave it to her.  As he walked off he says I
 can't afford to keep doing this you know to Toni.
   The owner 2 doors up the road was not pleased with the news when I
 stopped to chat with him.

 You would think simple math would be easy for a cashier.

Indeed. But in what form did Toni hand the cashier $55? Two twenties, a
ten and a five? If so, why not give him the $25?


Craig

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Re: [MBZ] Speaking of batteries.....and idiots.

2013-05-30 Thread Craig
On Thu, 30 May 2013 14:09:22 -0400 Michael Canfield slozuk...@gmail.com
wrote:

 A fifty and five ones...seems like it would have been easier for
 him.

Aha! Now I understand! That makes complete sense.
I rarely carry a fifty around.


Craig



 Mike
 On May 30, 2013 11:05 AM, Craig diese...@pisquared.net wrote:
 
  On Thu, 30 May 2013 10:42:07 -0400 Michael Canfield
  slozuk...@gmail.com wrote:
 
   Went to get non-ethanol gas for the lawn equipment yesterday.  Got
   $25 worth and Toni handed the attendant $55.  He gave her $25 back
   and walked off.  She told him he owed her another $5.  He tried to
   argue that $25 was the correct change, then got pissed off, went
   inside and got $5 and walked out and gave it to her.  As he walked
   off he says I can't afford to keep doing this you know to Toni.
 The owner 2 doors up the road was not pleased with the news when I
   stopped to chat with him.
  
   You would think simple math would be easy for a cashier.
 
  Indeed. But in what form did Toni hand the cashier $55? Two twenties,
  a ten and a five? If so, why not give him the $25?
 
 
  Craig
 
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