Re: [meteorite-list] Fwd: Fwd: Chicken gun

2012-10-07 Thread Rob Lenssen
Sounds like THE standard joke, in this field of the aerospace technology to
me.

As a young aerospace stress engineer in 1993 or 1994, I once prepared a test
spec. for a bird impact test on an aircraft's windshield. The chicken had to
hit at the worst case location, at worst case conditions etc.

Our supplier PPG at Huntsville, Alabama conducted the test. They told me
that when a test failed, the standard joke was to blame a certain guy who
conducted the tests for forgetting to defrost the chicken :-)

All the best,
Rob L
www.AsteroidChippings.com 


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Verzonden: vrijdag 5 oktober 2012 17:43
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Onderwerp: [meteorite-list] Fwd: Fwd: Chicken gun


> 
> 
> Chicken Gun
> 
> Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!
> 
> Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound
dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space
shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.  The idea is to simulate the
frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of
the windshields.
> 
> British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the
windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a
gun was sent to the British engineers.
> 
> When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as  the chicken hurled
out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to
smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's
back-rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an
arrow shot from a bow.
> 
> The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment,
along with the designs of the windshield and begged the U.S. scientists for
suggestions.
> 
> 
> 
> NASA responded with a one-line memo --
> 
> 
> 
> 
> "Defrost the chicken." (True Story)
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 

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Re: [meteorite-list] Fwd: Fwd: Chicken gun

2012-10-06 Thread Sterling K. Webb

Dear Mythswappers,

I smell Techno-Urban Legend here.

Read:
http://www.snopes.com/science/cannon.asp
and
http://home.xnet.com/~warinner/chickens.html

Catapoultry?
The Chicken Ingestion Test?
The Rooster Booster?

The Chicken Cannon has been around since 1972.,
and the story of the dumb British (American, French,
Russian, Australian, Brazilian) engineers since 1986
(at least).


Sterling K. Webb
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Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Fwd: Fwd: Chicken gun


Absolutely true, but it was Rolls Royce engineers in the UK that 
developed the gun, and an unnamed US aeroengine manufacturer that made 
the boo-boo!


Jay
The Spaceguard Centre

On 05/10/2012 16:43, cdtuc...@cox.net wrote:


Chicken Gun

Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 
pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets 
and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.  The idea 
is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne 
fowl to test the strength of the windshields.


British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on 
the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were 
made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.


When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as  the chicken 
hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, 
smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, 
snapped the engineer's back-rest in two, and embedded itself in the 
back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.


The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the 
experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the 
U.S. scientists for suggestions.




NASA responded with a one-line memo --




"Defrost the chicken." (True Story)






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Re: [meteorite-list] Fwd: Fwd: Chicken gun

2012-10-06 Thread Spaceguard
Absolutely true, but it was Rolls Royce engineers in the UK that 
developed the gun, and an unnamed US aeroengine manufacturer that made 
the boo-boo!


Jay
The Spaceguard Centre

On 05/10/2012 16:43, cdtuc...@cox.net wrote:


Chicken Gun

Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead 
chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, 
all traveling at maximum velocity.  The idea is to simulate the frequent 
incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the 
windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the 
windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun 
was sent to the British engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as  the chicken hurled out 
of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, 
blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two, 
and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a 
bow.

The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along 
with the designs of the windshield and begged the U.S. scientists for 
suggestions.



NASA responded with a one-line memo --




"Defrost the chicken." (True Story)






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[meteorite-list] Fwd: Fwd: Chicken gun

2012-10-06 Thread cdtucson

> 
> 
> Chicken Gun
> 
> Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!
> 
> Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead 
> chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space 
> shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.  The idea is to simulate the 
> frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of 
> the windshields.
> 
> British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the 
> windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun 
> was sent to the British engineers.
> 
> When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as  the chicken hurled 
> out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to 
> smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's 
> back-rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an 
> arrow shot from a bow.
> 
> The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along 
> with the designs of the windshield and begged the U.S. scientists for 
> suggestions.
> 
> 
> 
> NASA responded with a one-line memo --
> 
> 
> 
> 
> "Defrost the chicken." (True Story)
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 

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