Re: [Full-disclosure] Final Penultimate last Call for Papers for CanSecWest 2011 (deadline Jan. 17th, conf March 9-11)

2011-01-14 Thread Gregg Reynolds
On Thu, Jan 13, 2011 at 1:15 PM, Dragos d...@kyx.net wrote:

 On 2011-01-13, at 7:31 AM, valdis.kletni...@vt.edu wrote:



 It was my (apparently) lame attempt at being whimsical. Should have made it


I found it amusing.  In fact I intend to steal it for my own uses. But maybe
postpenultimate would be more less unclear.

-Gregg



Final Penultimate last Call for Papers for CanSecWest 2011 (deadline Jan. 17th, conf March 9-11)

2011-01-13 Thread Dragos Ruiu
First they ignore you, then they ridicule you,
then they fight you, then you win. -- Mahatma Ghandi.

Well if Fox's new comedy show Breaking In is any
indication, infosec has now entered Ghandi's second
stage. http://goo.gl/ZpLDp [youtube] (hat tip to Adam
O'Donnell for this humorous find, and Sam Bowne for
the quote/quip)

But on a slightly more serious note.

CanSecWest is nearing in the second week of March, and
this year I've waited on sending out the CFP note/reminder.
It's been up on the site for a while with a Dec 29 deadline,
but this is the real last call for submissions. If you don't get
them in by this weekend they won't make the selections
review process next week. We'll try to announce the
selections the week following. After 11 years, most
of you should know the drill, but for those who haven't
submitted or attended before, the fine print and usual
further information is attached below.

Other info:

We are doing more dojo training courses  than ever this
year (17!) and they will be up for registration next week.
I've also confirmed with Aaron/TippingPoint/HP that we
will again be holding PWN2OWN with both browser and
mobile targets, so stand by for some announcements
there. There will also be some other new experiments
and conference goings on, some fascinating keynotes
that have been invited, as well as some interesting new
sponsors exhibiting new security wares that you'll see
announced on the conference site in the coming weeks,
but for now, get your talk proposals in so that our grumpy,
cynical, and battle-scarred reviewers can complain about
them, err, I mean provide informative feedback.;-)

cheers,
--dr (@dragosr)

The usual CFP boilerplate info:

Call For Papers

   The CanSecWest 2011 CFP is now open.

   Deadline is January 17th, 2011.

CanSecWest CALL FOR PAPERS

   VANCOUVER, Canada -- The twelfth annual CanSecWest applied technical
   security conference - where the eminent figures in the international
   security industry will get together share best practices and
   technology - will be held in downtown Vancouver at the the Sheraton
   Wall Centre on March 9-11, 2011. The most significant new discoveries
   about computer network hack attacks and defenses, commercial security
   solutions, and pragmatic real world security experience will be
   presented in a series of informative tutorials.

   The CanSecWest meeting provides international researchers a relaxed,
   comfortable environment to learn from informative tutorials on key
   developments in security technology, and to collaborate and socialize
   with their peers in one of the world's most scenic cities - a short
   drive away from one of North America's top skiing areas.

   The CanSecWest conference will also feature the availability of the
   Security Masters Dojo expert network security sensei instructors, and
   their advanced, and intermediate, hands-on training courses -
   featuring small class sizes and practical application exercises to
   maximize information transfer.

   We would like to announce the opportunity to submit papers, and/or
   lightning talk proposals for selection by the CanSecWest technical
   review committee. This year we will be doing one hour talks, and some
   shorter talk sessions.

   Please make your paper proposal submissions before January 17th,
   2011.

   Some invited papers have been confirmed, but a limited number of
   speaking slots are still available. The conference is responsible for
   travel and accommodations for the speakers. If you have a proposal for
   a tutorial session then please make your submission  by emailing a
   synopsis of the material and your biography, papers and, speaking
   background to secwes...@cansecwest.com . Only slides will be needed
   for the March paper deadline, full text does not have to be submitted -
but
   will be accepted if available. This year we will be opening  CanSecWest
   presentation guidelines to include talks not in English (particularly
   Chinese and Korean) which we will offer to translate for the speaker
   if you are not a native English speaker.
 
   The CanSecWest 2011 conference consists of tutorials on technical
   details about current issues, innovative techniques and best practices
   in the information security realm. The audiences are a multi-national
   mix of professionals involved on a daily basis with security work:
   security product vendors, programmers, security officers, and network
   administrators. We give preference to technical details and new
   education for a technical audience.

   The conference itself is a single track series of presentations in a
   lecture theater environment. The presentations offer speakers the
   opportunity to showcase on-going research and collaborate with peers
   while educating and highlighting advancements in security products and
   techniques. The focus is on innovation, tutorials, and education
   instead of product pitches. Some commercial content is 

Re: Final Penultimate last Call for Papers for CanSecWest 2011 (deadline Jan. 17th, conf March 9-11)

2011-01-13 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Dragos == Dragos Ruiu d...@kyx.net writes:

Dragos It's been up on the site for a while with a Dec 29 deadline,
Dragos but this is the real last call for submissions.

Really?  Then why did you use Penultimate (which means next to last)
instead of Ultimate in the subject line?

Yours for a more literate education,

-- 
Randal L. Schwartz - Stonehenge Consulting Services, Inc. - +1 503 777 0095
mer...@stonehenge.com URL:http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/
Smalltalk/Perl/Unix consulting, Technical writing, Comedy, etc. etc.
See http://methodsandmessages.posterous.com/ for Smalltalk discussion



Re: Final Penultimate last Call for Papers for CanSecWest 2011 (deadline Jan. 17th, conf March 9-11)

2011-01-13 Thread Bret Lambert
On Thu, Jan 13, 2011 at 5:02 PM, Randal L. Schwartz
mer...@stonehenge.com wrote:
 Dragos == Dragos Ruiu d...@kyx.net writes:

 Dragos It's been up on the site for a while with a Dec 29 deadline,
 Dragos but this is the real last call for submissions.

 Really?  Then why did you use Penultimate (which means next to last)
 instead of Ultimate in the subject line?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor


 Yours for a more literate education,

 --
 Randal L. Schwartz - Stonehenge Consulting Services, Inc. - +1 503 777 0095
 mer...@stonehenge.com URL:http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/
 Smalltalk/Perl/Unix consulting, Technical writing, Comedy, etc. etc.
 See http://methodsandmessages.posterous.com/ for Smalltalk discussion



Re: [Full-disclosure] Final Penultimate last Call for Papers for CanSecWest 2011 (deadline Jan. 17th, conf March 9-11)

2011-01-13 Thread Dragos
On 2011-01-13, at 7:31 AM, valdis.kletni...@vt.edu wrote:

 On Thu, 13 Jan 2011 03:23:49 PST, Dragos Ruiu said:

 It's been up on the site for a while with a Dec 29 deadline,
 but this is the real last call for submissions.

 vocabulary-nazi

 If it's the real last call, it's not the penultimate, it's the ultimate.
 The penultimate is the second to last one.

 /vocabulary-nazi


On 2011-01-13, at 8:02 AM, Randal L. Schwartz wrote:

 Dragos == Dragos Ruiu d...@kyx.net writes:

 Dragos It's been up on the site for a while with a Dec 29 deadline,
 Dragos but this is the real last call for submissions.

 Really?  Then why did you use Penultimate (which means next to last)
 instead of Ultimate in the subject line?

 Yours for a more literate education,


And a few others...

For the record, I'm perfectly aware of the definition of penultimate.
It was my (apparently) lame attempt at being whimsical. Should have made it
Final, Really, Really, Last, Almost Definitely, Penultimate, Call For
Papers. - to poke fun at ourselves and extending deadlines. In my defense it
was 3 a.m. and I'd been working on stuff since six in the morning so I'm sure
I wasn't firing on all cylinders.

This is why I work with computers instead of doing stand up.
I guess I should leave the humor to the SecurityClowns.

cheers,
--dr

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