[NTG-context] The ConTeXt book: A summary

2010-04-03 Thread Yet Another ConTeXt user
If you were surprised, like me
Fifty emails, in your inbox to see

Let me help you with a summary
Of what happened, using a poor excuse for poetry

It was the day of fools
When Arthur tried to be cool

In ConTeXt mailing list he shouted, Look
I am going to write a ConTeXt book!

Everyone was happy and had a thrill
Till Martin said, it is the first of April

His joke ruined, Arthur was sad
He said Martin, this is bad

Other users were also upset, taken for a ride
The lack of a book, is not a matter of pride

There were cries and a big fuss
I was just getting started, said Russ

After that comments did pour
Its not even funny, said Gour

All of us would be out of luck
If Hans were to be hit by a bus!

Citing Douglas Adams said Taco
That will make the bus, a shamed loco

In time back it 'ill go
And slam its breaks, like a pro

Writing documentation is no fun
It that the reason it is shun

Even if you do write something
Does anyone even read the damn thing?

Taco lamented all he hears is that 'it sucks'
Demotivated, he may just pass the buck

Oh please, don't let the project slack
If you write something, we will give you feedback

This circle of arguments is always repeated
Whenever the question of documentation gets tweeted

A new conspiracy theory was added this time
They want to keep it a secret, it's a crime

I am sick and tired of all the pretext
Why do you think anyone should write a book on ConTeXt?

Taco and Hans, their hands are full
Everyone else is just using a tool

(Actually when I was writing this chronology
Irdis was thinking about a typographical ontology)

If you think that the documentation is lacking
Do something, rather than slacking

Here's a suggestion, if I may give to thee
Follow it, and you'll be a ConTeXt prodigee

Pick up a pen and go 'n write
On any part of ConTeXt that you like

A wiki article, a blog post, are good places to start
People reading them will relish the knowledge it imparts

Write an example, show how things work
Don't just hide there and lurk

If nothing else, write about what you find confusing
Others writing documentation may find it motivating

On this note, this summary I'll end
You were not offended, I'll pretend

Finally a request, if I may
Let me be anonymous, please, I pray

A promise in passing, I'll also make
Someday a ConTeXt book or tutorial, I'll bake

I am waiting for time and a muse
At least, that is my excuse


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Re: [NTG-context] The ConTeXt book: A summary

2010-04-03 Thread Yet Another ConTeXt user
On Sat, Apr 3, 2010 at 1:14 PM, John Haltiwanger
john.haltiwan...@gmail.com wrote:
 On Sat, Apr 3, 2010 at 3:58 PM, Yet Another ConTeXt user
 context.u...@gmail.com wrote:

    Pick up a pen and go 'n write
    On any part of ConTeXt that you like

 A wiki article, a blog post, are good places to start
 People reading them will relish the knowledge it imparts

Or be brave and reach salvation
Like John, use ConTeXt as a topic of your dissertation

 You forgot to mention the part where someone said he was planning to
 do these things ;)

Corrected :D
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Re: [NTG-context] The ConTeXt book: A summary

2010-04-03 Thread Yet Another ConTeXt user
On Sat, Apr 3, 2010 at 2:18 PM, Hans Hagen pra...@wxs.nl wrote:
 On 3-4-2010 8:13, Yet Another ConTeXt user wrote:

 On Sat, Apr 3, 2010 at 1:14 PM, John Haltiwanger
 john.haltiwan...@gmail.com  wrote:

 On Sat, Apr 3, 2010 at 3:58 PM, Yet Another ConTeXt user
 context.u...@gmail.com  wrote:

    Pick up a pen and go 'n write
    On any part of ConTeXt that you like

 A wiki article, a blog post, are good places to start
 People reading them will relish the knowledge it imparts

 Or be brave and reach salvation
 Like John, use ConTeXt as a topic of your dissertation

 You forgot to mention the part where someone said he was planning to
 do these things ;)

 Corrected :D

 can you add the poem to the wiki?

Not me ...  The wiki logs IP addresses. But other's should feel free
to add it to the wiki.

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Re: [NTG-context] The ConTeXt book: A summary

2010-04-03 Thread Yet Another ConTeXt user
2010/4/3 Idris Samawi Hamid ادريس   سماوي حامد isha...@colostate.edu:
 On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 09:58:01 -0600, Yet Another ConTeXt user
 context.u...@gmail.com wrote:

 (Actually when I was writing this chronology
 Irdis was thinking about a typographical ontology)

 Who is this Irdis?

Oh, my heart now bleeds
That I couldn't spell the name of Prof Hamid
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