Had to get this off my chest
We need to move our standby database to a new location. I put together a plan for this. My boss said that I needed to draw pictures in Visio showing the old location and new location since his boss won't approve a plan that doesn't have pictures. I'm ready to move to a new company please. Jay Miller -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Miller, Jay INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Had to get this off my chest
Jay Nah. He's just a Visual Learner. If you are like most programmers, you are a Tactile Learner. Dennis Williams DBA Lifetouch, Inc. [EMAIL PROTECTED] -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, July 23, 2002 2:45 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L We need to move our standby database to a new location. I put together a plan for this. My boss said that I needed to draw pictures in Visio showing the old location and new location since his boss won't approve a plan that doesn't have pictures. I'm ready to move to a new company please. Jay Miller -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Miller, Jay INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: DENNIS WILLIAMS INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Had to get this off my chest
What are you upset about? He/his boss don't understand what you are talking about until he/they see pictures. Talk like you are talking to a five-year old... :) -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, July 23, 2002 2:45 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L We need to move our standby database to a new location. I put together a plan for this. My boss said that I needed to draw pictures in Visio showing the old location and new location since his boss won't approve a plan that doesn't have pictures. I'm ready to move to a new company please. Jay Miller -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Miller, Jay INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Lyuda Hoska INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Had to get this off my chest
Use comic sans font and hightlight with crayons.. then give him the real one -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]@SUNGARD On Behalf Of Miller, Jay [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, July 23, 2002 3:45 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: Had to get this off my chest We need to move our standby database to a new location. I put together a plan for this. My boss said that I needed to draw pictures in Visio showing the old location and new location since his boss won't approve a plan that doesn't have pictures. I'm ready to move to a new company please. Jay Miller -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Miller, Jay INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Had to get this off my chest
Title: RE: Had to get this off my chest Jay, Just have fun with it. Make the old location look like the Arctic and the new a sunny beach somewhere. Better yet print it up like a comic book with you as the superhero DBA-Man. Then move to a new company. Jerry Whittle ACIFICS DBA NCI Information Systems Inc. [EMAIL PROTECTED] 618-622-4145 -Original Message- From: Miller, Jay [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] We need to move our standby database to a new location. I put together a plan for this. My boss said that I needed to draw pictures in Visio showing the old location and new location since his boss won't approve a plan that doesn't have pictures. I'm ready to move to a new company please. Jay Miller
Re: Had to get this off my chest
Jay, Come on it can't be all that bad... drawing boxes and adding labels can be fun. Why you could even use a digital camera and take pictures of the old location and then add pictures of the new location to show your boss what it would/could look like. Be creative and you might set a standard. Ron ROR mª¿ªm [EMAIL PROTECTED] 07/23/02 03:44PM We need to move our standby database to a new location. I put together a plan for this. My boss said that I needed to draw pictures in Visio showing the old location and new location since his boss won't approve a plan that doesn't have pictures. I'm ready to move to a new company please. Jay Miller -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Miller, Jay INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Ron Rogers INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: Had to get this off my chest
If you have an HP roll plotter you can make it 3 ft. wide and 20 ft. long. Make all the boxes real big with 50 point text. My $0.02 worth, Ken Janusz, CPIM - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, July 23, 2002 3:11 PM Use comic sans font and hightlight with crayons.. then give him the real one -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]@SUNGARD On Behalf Of Miller, Jay [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, July 23, 2002 3:45 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: Had to get this off my chest We need to move our standby database to a new location. I put together a plan for this. My boss said that I needed to draw pictures in Visio showing the old location and new location since his boss won't approve a plan that doesn't have pictures. I'm ready to move to a new company please. Jay Miller -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Miller, Jay INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: KENNETH JANUSZ INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Had to get this off my chest
_ _ | | | | | | | | | | | | | OLD Location |-| NEW Location | | | | | | | | | |_| |_| Use above template. (WORD ClipArt even better). still like the crayon idea Once we were told that management wanted everything including a dancing peanut for a product demo (ie, they wanted everything)! AHEAD of deadline etc etc and NOW (ie yesterday). We did it. even found an animated DANCING PEANUT.. the VP almost choked on his drink when it popped up on screen: Point was well taken. Least he had a sense of humor. Sorry, lame I know.. but long day needed a wind down: Hannah We need to move our standby database to a new location. I put together a plan for this. My boss said that I needed to draw pictures in Visio showing the old location and new location since his boss won't approve a plan that doesn't have pictures. I'm ready to move to a new company please. Jay Miller -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: Had to get this off my chest - yet another off topic thread.
Please people! I get enough mail as it is without dealing with all the junk that's coming through here!! [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Use comic sans font and hightlight with crayons.. then give him the real one -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]@SUNGARD On Behalf Of Miller, Jay [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, July 23, 2002 3:45 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: Had to get this off my chest We need to move our standby database to a new location. I put together a plan for this. My boss said that I needed to draw pictures in Visio showing the old location and new location since his boss won't approve a plan that doesn't have pictures. I'm ready to move to a new company please. Jay Miller -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Miller, Jay INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Jesse W. Asher [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Jesse W. Asher INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Had to get this off my chest
Ron, Great idea. Don't forget to include pictures of the movers and their truck. An interactive map showing the route to be taken (showing all coffee shops along the way) would also be helpful. And pictures of happy users continuing their tasks when the primary database has failed over. -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, July 23, 2002 2:29 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Jay, Come on it can't be all that bad... drawing boxes and adding labels can be fun. Why you could even use a digital camera and take pictures of the old location and then add pictures of the new location to show your boss what it would/could look like. Be creative and you might set a standard. Ron ROR mª¿ªm [EMAIL PROTECTED] 07/23/02 03:44PM We need to move our standby database to a new location. I put together a plan for this. My boss said that I needed to draw pictures in Visio showing the old location and new location since his boss won't approve a plan that doesn't have pictures. I'm ready to move to a new company please. Jay Miller -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Miller, Jay INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Ron Rogers INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Fink, Dan INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Had to get this off my chest
-Talk like you are talking to a five-year old See Dick import/export See Jane use SQL Loader See Spot code in java Code Spot code You can make the illistrations. Dave -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, July 23, 2002 3:12 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L What are you upset about? He/his boss don't understand what you are talking about until he/they see pictures. Talk like you are talking to a five-year old... :) -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, July 23, 2002 2:45 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L We need to move our standby database to a new location. I put together a plan for this. My boss said that I needed to draw pictures in Visio showing the old location and new location since his boss won't approve a plan that doesn't have pictures. I'm ready to move to a new company please. Jay Miller -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Miller, Jay INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Lyuda Hoska INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Farnsworth, Dave INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Had to get this off my chest
Thanks to everyone. After laughing my way through these I feel a lot better about the assignment :) I guess the 96 degree weather was eroding my sense of humor. Jay -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, July 23, 2002 5:09 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Use some stickers and some gold colored macaroni as well Kathy -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, July 23, 2002 1:39 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L _ _ | | | | | | | | | | | | | OLD Location |-| NEW Location | | | | | | | | | |_| |_| Use above template. (WORD ClipArt even better). still like the crayon idea Once we were told that management wanted everything including a dancing peanut for a product demo (ie, they wanted everything)! AHEAD of deadline etc etc and NOW (ie yesterday). We did it. even found an animated DANCING PEANUT.. the VP almost choked on his drink when it popped up on screen: Point was well taken. Least he had a sense of humor. Sorry, lame I know.. but long day needed a wind down: Hannah We need to move our standby database to a new location. I put together a plan for this. My boss said that I needed to draw pictures in Visio showing the old location and new location since his boss won't approve a plan that doesn't have pictures. I'm ready to move to a new company please. Jay Miller -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). Confidential This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are the property of Belkin Components and/or its affiliates, are confidential, and are intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom this e-mail is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipients or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender and delete this message immediately from your computer. Any other use, retention, dissemination, forwarding, printing or copying of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Kathy Duret INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Miller, Jay INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
