RE: (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-23 Thread Bob Lofstrand
Title: RE: (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...





Unless international law changes a lot in the meantime we should never see a company take over a landmass, large or small. On the other hand maritime and admiralty law makes what happened with sealand theoretically legal. Law on the high seas should become interesting in the next century as the technology develops to create artificial islands. It also brings up the question of space stations that are built and launched by corporations. The way things are going one would assume that admiralty law will apply to space as well but I have never heard of a case.

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From: Jacques Kilchoer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
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Subject: (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...



Ever heard of Sealand, the country formed by an ex-British radio station owner who took over an abandoned World War II military platform built off the coast of the UK and declared it a sovereign country?

http://wikipedia.com/w/wiki.phtml?search=sealand=Go


 -Original Message-
 From: Boivin, Patrice J [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 
 Seriously though, I wondered years ago at what point 
 multinationals are
 going to pick a deserted island, declare it their country, 
 and set up their
 own tax laws.
 
 Some companies have higher revenues than countries.
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RE: (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-23 Thread Gogala, Mladen
Title: RE: (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...



Well, 
what will happen if Oracle acquires a nucular weapon or other 
WMD?

Mladen Gogala Oracle DBA Phone:(203) 459-6855 
Email:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 

  -Original Message-From: Bob Lofstrand 
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]Sent: Monday, June 23, 2003 2:50 
  PMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE: 
  (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...
  Unless international law changes a lot in the meantime we 
  should never see a company take over a landmass, large or small. On the other 
  hand maritime and admiralty law makes what happened with sealand theoretically 
  legal. Law on the high seas should become interesting in the next century as 
  the technology develops to create artificial islands. It also brings up the 
  question of space stations that are built and launched by corporations. The 
  way things are going one would assume that admiralty law will apply to space 
  as well but I have never heard of a case.
  -Original Message- From: 
  Jacques Kilchoer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
  Sent: Friday, June 20, 2003 5:20 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again... 
  Ever heard of Sealand, the "country" formed by an ex-British 
  radio station owner who took over an abandoned World War II military platform 
  built off the coast of the UK and declared it a sovereign country?
  http://wikipedia.com/w/wiki.phtml?search=sealandgo=Go 
  
   -Original Message-  
  From: Boivin, Patrice J [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
Seriously though, I 
  wondered years ago at what point  multinationals 
  are  going to pick a deserted island, declare it 
  their country,  and set up their  own tax laws.   Some companies have higher revenues than countries. 
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RE: (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-23 Thread DENNIS WILLIAMS
Ellison does have a Russian fighter according to this news article.
http://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/business/companies/oracle/608
0606.htm
http://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/business/companies/oracle/60
80606.htm 
I recall a few years ago there was speculation that Larry might want to meet
Bill Gates up in the wild blue yonder.



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Well, what will happen if Oracle acquires a nucular weapon or other WMD?
 

Mladen Gogala 
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Unless international law changes a lot in the meantime we should never see a
company take over a landmass, large or small. On the other hand maritime and
admiralty law makes what happened with sealand theoretically legal. Law on
the high seas should become interesting in the next century as the
technology develops to create artificial islands. It also brings up the
question of space stations that are built and launched by corporations. The
way things are going one would assume that admiralty law will apply to space
as well but I have never heard of a case.

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Sent: Friday, June 20, 2003 5:20 PM 
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 


Ever heard of Sealand, the country formed by an ex-British radio station
owner who took over an abandoned World War II military platform built off
the coast of the UK and declared it a sovereign country?

http://wikipedia.com/w/wiki.phtml?search=sealand
http://wikipedia.com/w/wiki.phtml?search=sealandgo=Go go=Go 

 -Original Message- 
 From: Boivin, Patrice J [ mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ] 
 
 Seriously though, I wondered years ago at what point 
 multinationals are 
 going to pick a deserted island, declare it their country, 
 and set up their 
 own tax laws. 
 
 Some companies have higher revenues than countries. 
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Re: (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-23 Thread Stephane Faroult
 Gogala, Mladen wrote:
 
 Well, what will happen if Oracle acquires a nucular weapon or other
 WMD?
 
 
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No problem. Real trouble starts when SAP spreads the rumour.

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RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-23 Thread Boivin, Patrice J
It will work from any platform.

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RE: (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-23 Thread Bob Lofstrand
Title: RE: (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...



Hostile takeover will take on a whole new meaning.

  -Original Message-From: Gogala, Mladen 
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]Sent: Monday, June 23, 2003 2:35 
  PMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE: 
  (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...
  Well, what will happen if Oracle acquires a nucular 
  weapon or other WMD?
  
  Mladen Gogala Oracle DBA Phone:(203) 
  459-6855 Email:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
  
-Original Message-From: Bob Lofstrand 
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]Sent: Monday, June 23, 2003 2:50 
PMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE: 
(OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...
Unless international law changes a lot in the meantime we 
should never see a company take over a landmass, large or small. On the 
other hand maritime and admiralty law makes what happened with sealand 
theoretically legal. Law on the high seas should become interesting in the 
next century as the technology develops to create artificial islands. It 
also brings up the question of space stations that are built and launched by 
corporations. The way things are going one would assume that admiralty law 
will apply to space as well but I have never heard of a case.
-Original Message- From: 
Jacques Kilchoer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2003 5:20 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again... 
Ever heard of Sealand, the "country" formed by an ex-British 
radio station owner who took over an abandoned World War II military 
platform built off the coast of the UK and declared it a sovereign 
country?
http://wikipedia.com/w/wiki.phtml?search=sealandgo=Go 

 -Original Message-  
From: Boivin, Patrice J [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
  Seriously though, I 
wondered years ago at what point  multinationals 
are  going to pick a deserted island, declare it 
their country,  and set up their 
 own tax laws.  
 Some companies have higher revenues than 
countries. -- Please see the 
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RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-23 Thread Bob Lofstrand
Title: RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...





Let them. They may pay no taxes but wait until they get hit with import tariffs. They will pay Uncle Sam one way or another. It will also be come illegal for them to lobby Congress. Not impossible, or even unlikely, just illegal.

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Seriously though, I wondered years ago at what point multinationals are
going to pick a deserted island, declare it their country, and set up their
own tax laws.


Some companies have higher revenues than countries.


Patrice.


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Oracle Makes Bid to Buy State of Delaware



Software giant willing to assume state's $225 million deficit in exchange
for 
legislative control, naming rights 


Wilmington, DE - Oracle CEO Larry Ellison today announced his intention to 
purchase the state of Delaware for $300 million in cash and Oracle stock.
The
move comes on the heels of Oracle's bid for rival software firm PeopleSoft,
and is the first time that an offer has been made to buy a U.S. territory.


Delaware governor Ruth Ann Minner responded to the bid with shock and seemed
certain that the hostile takeover could be avoided. 


Oracle's bid comes as a big surprise to the government and people of
Delaware, said Minner at a press conference. At this point, we are
checking
into whether or not a company, such as Oracle, can buy a state, and whether
or
not Delaware is actually for sale.


Oracle's announcement sent shockwaves through the political and economic
landscape. Oracle shares dropped 8% immediately following the announcement,
only to rebound and break even for the day, with heavy volume being traded.
Meanwhile, government officials in Washington scrambled to look into the
legality of such a purchase, and who actually currently owns Delaware.


In an afternoon press conference, Ellison seemed certain that Oracle would
own
Delaware in the near future. 


The fact is that the state of Delaware is in a budget crisis that it can
not
resolve. Oracle's bid will immediately pump $300 million into the state
budget, and (Oracle) will also be assuming all current Delaware debt. Call
this a 'hostile takeover' if you must, but the people of this great state
deserve a better future, and I will be able to give them just that.


President Bush, who was giving a speech to coal miners in Kentucky, called
the
Oracle bid interesting and added that 49 states would be easier for me to
handle than 50.


Ellison rival Tom Siebel called the move typical, and added Larry thinks
he
can take over the world, and I guess he thinks this is a good place to
start.
I personally would have targeted Vermont.


Ellison defended his decision, citing fourteen state parks, a minor league
baseball franchise, an annual Nascar race in Dover, and the annual Great
Delaware Kite Festival as reasons that Delaware is primed for success. 


Delaware is a state rich in tradition and excitement. None of the existing
festivals or events will be changed. I mean, who doesn't love minor league
baseball and kites?


If the takeover bid is successful, Ellison plans to place several Oracle
executives in key state government positions, and is considering re-naming
the
state either New Ellison or OracleLand. 



[Couldn't resist, Jared! Hope it's not too OT!]
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Re: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-22 Thread Jared Still

Most people don't say it properly. ( it's or-uh-gun )

Dan can't even spell it.  ;)

Jared

On Friday 20 June 2003 13:54, Daniel Fink wrote:
 I figured he try for something closer to home...say Oragon?

 Then Bill would want to buy Mississippi (postal abreviation MS for our
 non-us listers).

 Jesse, Rich wrote:
  Oracle Makes Bid to Buy State of Delaware
 
  Software giant willing to assume state's $225 million deficit in exchange
  for
  legislative control, naming rights
 
  Wilmington, DE - Oracle CEO Larry Ellison today announced his intention
  to purchase the state of Delaware for $300 million in cash and Oracle
  stock. The
  move comes on the heels of Oracle's bid for rival software firm
  PeopleSoft, and is the first time that an offer has been made to buy a
  U.S. territory.
 
  Delaware governor Ruth Ann Minner responded to the bid with shock and
  seemed certain that the hostile takeover could be avoided.
 
  Oracle's bid comes as a big surprise to the government and people of
  Delaware, said Minner at a press conference. At this point, we are
  checking
  into whether or not a company, such as Oracle, can buy a state, and
  whether or
  not Delaware is actually for sale.
 
  Oracle's announcement sent shockwaves through the political and economic
  landscape.  Oracle shares dropped 8% immediately following the
  announcement, only to rebound and break even for the day, with heavy
  volume being traded. Meanwhile, government officials in Washington
  scrambled to look into the legality of such a purchase, and who actually
  currently owns Delaware.
 
  In an afternoon press conference, Ellison seemed certain that Oracle
  would own
  Delaware in the near future.
 
  The fact is that the state of Delaware is in a budget crisis that it can
  not
  resolve. Oracle's bid will immediately pump $300 million into the state
  budget, and (Oracle) will also be assuming all current Delaware debt.
  Call this a 'hostile takeover' if you must, but the people of this great
  state deserve a better future, and I will be able to give them just
  that.
 
  President Bush, who was giving a speech to coal miners in Kentucky,
  called the
  Oracle bid interesting and added that 49 states would be easier for me
  to handle than 50.
 
  Ellison rival Tom Siebel called the move typical, and added Larry
  thinks he
  can take over the world, and I guess he thinks this is a good place to
  start.
  I personally would have targeted Vermont.
 
  Ellison defended his decision, citing fourteen state parks, a minor
  league baseball franchise, an annual Nascar race in Dover, and the annual
  Great Delaware Kite Festival as reasons that Delaware is primed for
  success.
 
  Delaware is a state rich in tradition and excitement. None of the
  existing festivals or events will be changed. I mean, who doesn't love
  minor league baseball and kites?
 
  If the takeover bid is successful, Ellison plans to place several Oracle
  executives in key state government positions, and is considering
  re-naming the
  state either New Ellison or OracleLand.
 
  [Couldn't resist, Jared!  Hope it's not too OT!]
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RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread Gogala, Mladen
Cool. State of Connecticut also has a budget crisis..

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Sent: Friday, June 20, 2003 2:20 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Oracle Makes Bid to Buy State of Delaware


Software giant willing to assume state's $225 million deficit in exchange
for 
legislative control, naming rights 

Wilmington, DE - Oracle CEO Larry Ellison today announced his intention to 
purchase the state of Delaware for $300 million in cash and Oracle stock.
The
move comes on the heels of Oracle's bid for rival software firm PeopleSoft,
and is the first time that an offer has been made to buy a U.S. territory.

Delaware governor Ruth Ann Minner responded to the bid with shock and seemed
certain that the hostile takeover could be avoided. 

Oracle's bid comes as a big surprise to the government and people of
Delaware, said Minner at a press conference. At this point, we are
checking
into whether or not a company, such as Oracle, can buy a state, and whether
or
not Delaware is actually for sale.

Oracle's announcement sent shockwaves through the political and economic
landscape.  Oracle shares dropped 8% immediately following the announcement,
only to rebound and break even for the day, with heavy volume being traded.
Meanwhile, government officials in Washington scrambled to look into the
legality of such a purchase, and who actually currently owns Delaware.

In an afternoon press conference, Ellison seemed certain that Oracle would
own
Delaware in the near future. 

The fact is that the state of Delaware is in a budget crisis that it can
not
resolve. Oracle's bid will immediately pump $300 million into the state
budget, and (Oracle) will also be assuming all current Delaware debt. Call
this a 'hostile takeover' if you must, but the people of this great state
deserve a better future, and I will be able to give them just that.

President Bush, who was giving a speech to coal miners in Kentucky, called
the
Oracle bid interesting and added that 49 states would be easier for me to
handle than 50.

Ellison rival Tom Siebel called the move typical, and added Larry thinks
he
can take over the world, and I guess he thinks this is a good place to
start.
I personally would have targeted Vermont.

Ellison defended his decision, citing fourteen state parks, a minor league
baseball franchise, an annual Nascar race in Dover, and the annual Great
Delaware Kite Festival as reasons that Delaware is primed for success. 

Delaware is a state rich in tradition and excitement. None of the existing
festivals or events will be changed. I mean, who doesn't love minor league
baseball and kites?

If the takeover bid is successful, Ellison plans to place several Oracle
executives in key state government positions, and is considering re-naming
the
state either New Ellison or OracleLand. 


[Couldn't resist, Jared!  Hope it's not too OT!]
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RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread Jamadagni, Rajendra
Title: RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...





Yeah ... but they have money to sue everyone in sight.


Raj

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Cool. State of Connecticut also has a budget crisis..


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RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread Pete Sharman
Excellent, but I really thought he meant to call it Larry Land!  :)


Pete

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-Original Message-
Jesse, Rich
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2003 11:20 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L

Oracle Makes Bid to Buy State of Delaware


Software giant willing to assume state's $225 million deficit in
exchange
for 
legislative control, naming rights 

Wilmington, DE - Oracle CEO Larry Ellison today announced his intention
to 
purchase the state of Delaware for $300 million in cash and Oracle
stock.
The
move comes on the heels of Oracle's bid for rival software firm
PeopleSoft,
and is the first time that an offer has been made to buy a U.S.
territory.

Delaware governor Ruth Ann Minner responded to the bid with shock and
seemed
certain that the hostile takeover could be avoided. 

Oracle's bid comes as a big surprise to the government and people of
Delaware, said Minner at a press conference. At this point, we are
checking
into whether or not a company, such as Oracle, can buy a state, and
whether
or
not Delaware is actually for sale.

Oracle's announcement sent shockwaves through the political and economic
landscape.  Oracle shares dropped 8% immediately following the
announcement,
only to rebound and break even for the day, with heavy volume being
traded.
Meanwhile, government officials in Washington scrambled to look into the
legality of such a purchase, and who actually currently owns Delaware.

In an afternoon press conference, Ellison seemed certain that Oracle
would
own
Delaware in the near future. 

The fact is that the state of Delaware is in a budget crisis that it
can
not
resolve. Oracle's bid will immediately pump $300 million into the state
budget, and (Oracle) will also be assuming all current Delaware debt.
Call
this a 'hostile takeover' if you must, but the people of this great
state
deserve a better future, and I will be able to give them just that.

President Bush, who was giving a speech to coal miners in Kentucky,
called
the
Oracle bid interesting and added that 49 states would be easier for
me to
handle than 50.

Ellison rival Tom Siebel called the move typical, and added Larry
thinks
he
can take over the world, and I guess he thinks this is a good place to
start.
I personally would have targeted Vermont.

Ellison defended his decision, citing fourteen state parks, a minor
league
baseball franchise, an annual Nascar race in Dover, and the annual Great
Delaware Kite Festival as reasons that Delaware is primed for success. 

Delaware is a state rich in tradition and excitement. None of the
existing
festivals or events will be changed. I mean, who doesn't love minor
league
baseball and kites?

If the takeover bid is successful, Ellison plans to place several Oracle
executives in key state government positions, and is considering
re-naming
the
state either New Ellison or OracleLand. 


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Re: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread AK
Any plans for the crisis countries Larry  :)

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 Cool. State of Connecticut also has a budget crisis..

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 Oracle Makes Bid to Buy State of Delaware


 Software giant willing to assume state's $225 million deficit in exchange
 for
 legislative control, naming rights

 Wilmington, DE - Oracle CEO Larry Ellison today announced his intention to
 purchase the state of Delaware for $300 million in cash and Oracle stock.
 The
 move comes on the heels of Oracle's bid for rival software firm
PeopleSoft,
 and is the first time that an offer has been made to buy a U.S. territory.

 Delaware governor Ruth Ann Minner responded to the bid with shock and
seemed
 certain that the hostile takeover could be avoided.

 Oracle's bid comes as a big surprise to the government and people of
 Delaware, said Minner at a press conference. At this point, we are
 checking
 into whether or not a company, such as Oracle, can buy a state, and
whether
 or
 not Delaware is actually for sale.

 Oracle's announcement sent shockwaves through the political and economic
 landscape.  Oracle shares dropped 8% immediately following the
announcement,
 only to rebound and break even for the day, with heavy volume being
traded.
 Meanwhile, government officials in Washington scrambled to look into the
 legality of such a purchase, and who actually currently owns Delaware.

 In an afternoon press conference, Ellison seemed certain that Oracle would
 own
 Delaware in the near future.

 The fact is that the state of Delaware is in a budget crisis that it can
 not
 resolve. Oracle's bid will immediately pump $300 million into the state
 budget, and (Oracle) will also be assuming all current Delaware debt. Call
 this a 'hostile takeover' if you must, but the people of this great state
 deserve a better future, and I will be able to give them just that.

 President Bush, who was giving a speech to coal miners in Kentucky, called
 the
 Oracle bid interesting and added that 49 states would be easier for me
to
 handle than 50.

 Ellison rival Tom Siebel called the move typical, and added Larry
thinks
 he
 can take over the world, and I guess he thinks this is a good place to
 start.
 I personally would have targeted Vermont.

 Ellison defended his decision, citing fourteen state parks, a minor league
 baseball franchise, an annual Nascar race in Dover, and the annual Great
 Delaware Kite Festival as reasons that Delaware is primed for success.

 Delaware is a state rich in tradition and excitement. None of the
existing
 festivals or events will be changed. I mean, who doesn't love minor league
 baseball and kites?

 If the takeover bid is successful, Ellison plans to place several Oracle
 executives in key state government positions, and is considering re-naming
 the
 state either New Ellison or OracleLand.


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(OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread Jacques Kilchoer
I hate to be a spoilsport, but some people unfamiliar with the USA might be taking 
this seriously. This is, of course, a humorous piece, in the same vein as the joke 
about Microsoft purchasing the Catholic Church
http://www.spunk.org/library/humour/sp001526.html

 -Original Message-
 From: Jesse, Rich [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
 Oracle Makes Bid to Buy State of Delaware
 
 
 Software giant willing to assume state's $225 million deficit 
 in exchange
 for 
 legislative control, naming rights 
 
 Wilmington, DE - Oracle CEO Larry Ellison today announced his 
 intention to 
 purchase the state of Delaware for $300 million in cash and 
 Oracle stock.
 The
 move comes on the heels of Oracle's bid for rival software 
 firm PeopleSoft,
 and is the first time that an offer has been made to buy a 
 U.S. territory.
 
 Delaware governor Ruth Ann Minner responded to the bid with 
 shock and seemed
 certain that the hostile takeover could be avoided. 
 
 Oracle's bid comes as a big surprise to the government and people of
 Delaware, said Minner at a press conference. At this point, we are
 checking
 into whether or not a company, such as Oracle, can buy a 
 state, and whether
 or
 not Delaware is actually for sale.
 
 Oracle's announcement sent shockwaves through the political 
 and economic
 landscape.  Oracle shares dropped 8% immediately following 
 the announcement,
 only to rebound and break even for the day, with heavy volume 
 being traded.
 Meanwhile, government officials in Washington scrambled to 
 look into the
 legality of such a purchase, and who actually currently owns Delaware.
 
 In an afternoon press conference, Ellison seemed certain that 
 Oracle would
 own
 Delaware in the near future. 
 
 The fact is that the state of Delaware is in a budget crisis 
 that it can
 not
 resolve. Oracle's bid will immediately pump $300 million into 
 the state
 budget, and (Oracle) will also be assuming all current 
 Delaware debt. Call
 this a 'hostile takeover' if you must, but the people of this 
 great state
 deserve a better future, and I will be able to give them just that.
 
 President Bush, who was giving a speech to coal miners in 
 Kentucky, called
 the
 Oracle bid interesting and added that 49 states would be 
 easier for me to
 handle than 50.
 
 Ellison rival Tom Siebel called the move typical, and added 
 Larry thinks
 he
 can take over the world, and I guess he thinks this is a good place to
 start.
 I personally would have targeted Vermont.
 
 Ellison defended his decision, citing fourteen state parks, a 
 minor league
 baseball franchise, an annual Nascar race in Dover, and the 
 annual Great
 Delaware Kite Festival as reasons that Delaware is primed for 
 success. 
 
 Delaware is a state rich in tradition and excitement. None 
 of the existing
 festivals or events will be changed. I mean, who doesn't love 
 minor league
 baseball and kites?
 
 If the takeover bid is successful, Ellison plans to place 
 several Oracle
 executives in key state government positions, and is 
 considering re-naming
 the
 state either New Ellison or OracleLand. 
 
 
 [Couldn't resist, Jared!  Hope it's not too OT!]
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RE: (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread Gogala, Mladen
Bummer! I've already started to hope that I'll 
soon be living in Connecticut ver 10i. Even Red Sox
defeats would hurt less in the Oracleland.

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I hate to be a spoilsport, but some people unfamiliar with the USA might be
taking this seriously. This is, of course, a humorous piece, in the same
vein as the joke about Microsoft purchasing the Catholic Church
http://www.spunk.org/library/humour/sp001526.html

 -Original Message-
 From: Jesse, Rich [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
 Oracle Makes Bid to Buy State of Delaware
 
 
 Software giant willing to assume state's $225 million deficit 
 in exchange
 for 
 legislative control, naming rights 
 
 Wilmington, DE - Oracle CEO Larry Ellison today announced his 
 intention to 
 purchase the state of Delaware for $300 million in cash and 
 Oracle stock.
 The
 move comes on the heels of Oracle's bid for rival software 
 firm PeopleSoft,
 and is the first time that an offer has been made to buy a 
 U.S. territory.
 
 Delaware governor Ruth Ann Minner responded to the bid with 
 shock and seemed
 certain that the hostile takeover could be avoided. 
 
 Oracle's bid comes as a big surprise to the government and people of
 Delaware, said Minner at a press conference. At this point, we are
 checking
 into whether or not a company, such as Oracle, can buy a 
 state, and whether
 or
 not Delaware is actually for sale.
 
 Oracle's announcement sent shockwaves through the political 
 and economic
 landscape.  Oracle shares dropped 8% immediately following 
 the announcement,
 only to rebound and break even for the day, with heavy volume 
 being traded.
 Meanwhile, government officials in Washington scrambled to 
 look into the
 legality of such a purchase, and who actually currently owns Delaware.
 
 In an afternoon press conference, Ellison seemed certain that 
 Oracle would
 own
 Delaware in the near future. 
 
 The fact is that the state of Delaware is in a budget crisis 
 that it can
 not
 resolve. Oracle's bid will immediately pump $300 million into 
 the state
 budget, and (Oracle) will also be assuming all current 
 Delaware debt. Call
 this a 'hostile takeover' if you must, but the people of this 
 great state
 deserve a better future, and I will be able to give them just that.
 
 President Bush, who was giving a speech to coal miners in 
 Kentucky, called
 the
 Oracle bid interesting and added that 49 states would be 
 easier for me to
 handle than 50.
 
 Ellison rival Tom Siebel called the move typical, and added 
 Larry thinks
 he
 can take over the world, and I guess he thinks this is a good place to
 start.
 I personally would have targeted Vermont.
 
 Ellison defended his decision, citing fourteen state parks, a 
 minor league
 baseball franchise, an annual Nascar race in Dover, and the 
 annual Great
 Delaware Kite Festival as reasons that Delaware is primed for 
 success. 
 
 Delaware is a state rich in tradition and excitement. None 
 of the existing
 festivals or events will be changed. I mean, who doesn't love 
 minor league
 baseball and kites?
 
 If the takeover bid is successful, Ellison plans to place 
 several Oracle
 executives in key state government positions, and is 
 considering re-naming
 the
 state either New Ellison or OracleLand. 
 
 
 [Couldn't resist, Jared!  Hope it's not too OT!]
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RE: (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread Goulet, Dick
Jacques,

Well I like both of them.  Nothing like a good chuckle to brighten up a day.

Dick Goulet
Senior Oracle DBA
Oracle Certified 8i DBA 

-Original Message-
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2003 3:30 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


I hate to be a spoilsport, but some people unfamiliar with the USA might be taking 
this seriously. This is, of course, a humorous piece, in the same vein as the joke 
about Microsoft purchasing the Catholic Church
http://www.spunk.org/library/humour/sp001526.html

 -Original Message-
 From: Jesse, Rich [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
 Oracle Makes Bid to Buy State of Delaware
 
 
 Software giant willing to assume state's $225 million deficit 
 in exchange
 for 
 legislative control, naming rights 
 
 Wilmington, DE - Oracle CEO Larry Ellison today announced his 
 intention to 
 purchase the state of Delaware for $300 million in cash and 
 Oracle stock.
 The
 move comes on the heels of Oracle's bid for rival software 
 firm PeopleSoft,
 and is the first time that an offer has been made to buy a 
 U.S. territory.
 
 Delaware governor Ruth Ann Minner responded to the bid with 
 shock and seemed
 certain that the hostile takeover could be avoided. 
 
 Oracle's bid comes as a big surprise to the government and people of
 Delaware, said Minner at a press conference. At this point, we are
 checking
 into whether or not a company, such as Oracle, can buy a 
 state, and whether
 or
 not Delaware is actually for sale.
 
 Oracle's announcement sent shockwaves through the political 
 and economic
 landscape.  Oracle shares dropped 8% immediately following 
 the announcement,
 only to rebound and break even for the day, with heavy volume 
 being traded.
 Meanwhile, government officials in Washington scrambled to 
 look into the
 legality of such a purchase, and who actually currently owns Delaware.
 
 In an afternoon press conference, Ellison seemed certain that 
 Oracle would
 own
 Delaware in the near future. 
 
 The fact is that the state of Delaware is in a budget crisis 
 that it can
 not
 resolve. Oracle's bid will immediately pump $300 million into 
 the state
 budget, and (Oracle) will also be assuming all current 
 Delaware debt. Call
 this a 'hostile takeover' if you must, but the people of this 
 great state
 deserve a better future, and I will be able to give them just that.
 
 President Bush, who was giving a speech to coal miners in 
 Kentucky, called
 the
 Oracle bid interesting and added that 49 states would be 
 easier for me to
 handle than 50.
 
 Ellison rival Tom Siebel called the move typical, and added 
 Larry thinks
 he
 can take over the world, and I guess he thinks this is a good place to
 start.
 I personally would have targeted Vermont.
 
 Ellison defended his decision, citing fourteen state parks, a 
 minor league
 baseball franchise, an annual Nascar race in Dover, and the 
 annual Great
 Delaware Kite Festival as reasons that Delaware is primed for 
 success. 
 
 Delaware is a state rich in tradition and excitement. None 
 of the existing
 festivals or events will be changed. I mean, who doesn't love 
 minor league
 baseball and kites?
 
 If the takeover bid is successful, Ellison plans to place 
 several Oracle
 executives in key state government positions, and is 
 considering re-naming
 the
 state either New Ellison or OracleLand. 
 
 
 [Couldn't resist, Jared!  Hope it's not too OT!]
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RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread Freeman Robert - IL
I heard that Gates has a deal in the works with McDonalds to sell MS
products there. He will rename his product suite to McWindows in honor of
the agreement.

Also heard that McWindows would now come with a free hard drive called the
McDrive with two all silicone disk platters, special fire wire adapters,
heads, power supply, scsi adapter, scsi cable, all in a nice titanium case.


In a news conference Gates indicated that he hoped Microsoft would ..serve
billions and billions


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Any plans for the crisis countries Larry  :)

-ak


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 Cool. State of Connecticut also has a budget crisis..

 Mladen Gogala
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 Phone:(203) 459-6855
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 -Original Message-
 Sent: Friday, June 20, 2003 2:20 PM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


 Oracle Makes Bid to Buy State of Delaware


 Software giant willing to assume state's $225 million deficit in
exchange
 for
 legislative control, naming rights

 Wilmington, DE - Oracle CEO Larry Ellison today announced his
intention to
 purchase the state of Delaware for $300 million in cash and Oracle
stock.
 The
 move comes on the heels of Oracle's bid for rival software firm
PeopleSoft,
 and is the first time that an offer has been made to buy a U.S.
territory.

 Delaware governor Ruth Ann Minner responded to the bid with shock and
seemed
 certain that the hostile takeover could be avoided.

 Oracle's bid comes as a big surprise to the government and people of
 Delaware, said Minner at a press conference. At this point, we are
 checking
 into whether or not a company, such as Oracle, can buy a state, and
whether
 or
 not Delaware is actually for sale.

 Oracle's announcement sent shockwaves through the political and
economic
 landscape.  Oracle shares dropped 8% immediately following the
announcement,
 only to rebound and break even for the day, with heavy volume being
traded.
 Meanwhile, government officials in Washington scrambled to look into
the
 legality of such a purchase, and who actually currently owns Delaware.

 In an afternoon press conference, Ellison seemed certain that Oracle
would
 own
 Delaware in the near future.

 The fact is that the state of Delaware is in a budget crisis that it
can
 not
 resolve. Oracle's bid will immediately pump $300 million into the
state
 budget, and (Oracle) will also be assuming all current Delaware debt.
Call
 this a 'hostile takeover' if you must, but the people of this great
state
 deserve a better future, and I will be able to give them just that.

 President Bush, who was giving a speech to coal miners in Kentucky,
called
 the
 Oracle bid interesting and added that 49 states would be easier for
me
to
 handle than 50.

 Ellison rival Tom Siebel called the move typical, and added Larry
thinks
 he
 can take over the world, and I guess he thinks this is a good place to
 start.
 I personally would have targeted Vermont.

 Ellison defended his decision, citing fourteen state parks, a minor
league
 baseball franchise, an annual Nascar race in Dover, and the annual
Great
 Delaware Kite Festival as reasons that Delaware is primed for success.

 Delaware is a state rich in tradition and excitement. None of the
existing
 festivals or events will be changed. I mean, who doesn't love minor
league
 baseball and kites?

 If the takeover bid is successful, Ellison plans to place several
Oracle
 executives in key state government positions, and is considering
re-naming
 the
 state either New Ellison or OracleLand.


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RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread Karniotis, Stephen
Nah.  LarryWorld..  Will charge you to enter and exit the state.  Will
over count residents to get better tax subsidies and will never discount
products to government agencies.  Oh yes.  Everyone must own an Armani Suit.

Thank You

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Excellent, but I really thought he meant to call it Larry Land!  :)


Pete

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Bruce Pihlamae, long term Oracle DBA.


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Jesse, Rich
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2003 11:20 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L

Oracle Makes Bid to Buy State of Delaware


Software giant willing to assume state's $225 million deficit in
exchange
for 
legislative control, naming rights 

Wilmington, DE - Oracle CEO Larry Ellison today announced his intention
to 
purchase the state of Delaware for $300 million in cash and Oracle
stock.
The
move comes on the heels of Oracle's bid for rival software firm
PeopleSoft,
and is the first time that an offer has been made to buy a U.S.
territory.

Delaware governor Ruth Ann Minner responded to the bid with shock and
seemed
certain that the hostile takeover could be avoided. 

Oracle's bid comes as a big surprise to the government and people of
Delaware, said Minner at a press conference. At this point, we are
checking
into whether or not a company, such as Oracle, can buy a state, and
whether
or
not Delaware is actually for sale.

Oracle's announcement sent shockwaves through the political and economic
landscape.  Oracle shares dropped 8% immediately following the
announcement,
only to rebound and break even for the day, with heavy volume being
traded.
Meanwhile, government officials in Washington scrambled to look into the
legality of such a purchase, and who actually currently owns Delaware.

In an afternoon press conference, Ellison seemed certain that Oracle
would
own
Delaware in the near future. 

The fact is that the state of Delaware is in a budget crisis that it
can
not
resolve. Oracle's bid will immediately pump $300 million into the state
budget, and (Oracle) will also be assuming all current Delaware debt.
Call
this a 'hostile takeover' if you must, but the people of this great
state
deserve a better future, and I will be able to give them just that.

President Bush, who was giving a speech to coal miners in Kentucky,
called
the
Oracle bid interesting and added that 49 states would be easier for
me to
handle than 50.

Ellison rival Tom Siebel called the move typical, and added Larry
thinks
he
can take over the world, and I guess he thinks this is a good place to
start.
I personally would have targeted Vermont.

Ellison defended his decision, citing fourteen state parks, a minor
league
baseball franchise, an annual Nascar race in Dover, and the annual Great
Delaware Kite Festival as reasons that Delaware is primed for success. 

Delaware is a state rich in tradition and excitement. None of the
existing
festivals or events will be changed. I mean, who doesn't love minor
league
baseball and kites?

If the takeover bid is successful, Ellison plans to place several Oracle
executives in key state government positions, and is considering
re-naming
the
state either New Ellison or OracleLand. 


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RE: (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread Jacques Kilchoer
 -Original Message-
 From: Goulet, Dick [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
   Well I like both of them.  Nothing like a good chuckle 
 to brighten up a day.

Yes, I thought it was funny, but especially with these official sounding articles 
you never know if it will end up being spread over the internet with people swearing 
it's true. I remember a woman I know who received an e-mail that said something like 
This e-mail has infected your computer with the Polish-Duh Virus. To repair please 
immediately erase all files on your hard disk. Do not do a backup because this will 
infect all your other backup disks. and the lady asked me should I really erase my 
hard drive?

Does anyone else remember the oldie about Larry Ellison (supposedly) telling Ivy 
Leaguers to drop out of school?
http://www.satirewire.com/news/0006/satire-ellison.shtml

Graduates of Yale University, I apologize if you have endured this type of prologue 
before, but I want you to do something for me. Please, take a good look around you. 
Look at the classmate on your left. Look at the classmate on your right. Now, consider 
this: five years from now, 10 years from now, even 30 thirty years from now, odds are 
the person on your left is going to be a loser. The person on your right, meanwhile, 
will also be a loser. And you, in the middle? What can you expect? Loser. Loserhood. 
Loser Cum Laude. 

In fact, as I look out before me today, I don't see a thousand hopes for a bright 
tomorrow. I don't see a thousand future leaders in a thousand industries. I see a 
thousand losers. 

You're upset. That's understandable. After all, how can I, Lawrence 'Larry' Ellison, 
college dropout, have the audacity to spout such heresy to the graduating class of one 
of the nation's most prestigious institutions? I'll tell you why. Because I, Lawrence 
'Larry' Ellison, second richest man on the planet, am a college dropout, and you are 
not.
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Re: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread Daniel Fink
I figured he try for something closer to home...say Oragon?

Then Bill would want to buy Mississippi (postal abreviation MS for our non-us listers).


Jesse, Rich wrote:
 
 Oracle Makes Bid to Buy State of Delaware
 
 Software giant willing to assume state's $225 million deficit in exchange
 for
 legislative control, naming rights
 
 Wilmington, DE - Oracle CEO Larry Ellison today announced his intention to
 purchase the state of Delaware for $300 million in cash and Oracle stock.
 The
 move comes on the heels of Oracle's bid for rival software firm PeopleSoft,
 and is the first time that an offer has been made to buy a U.S. territory.
 
 Delaware governor Ruth Ann Minner responded to the bid with shock and seemed
 certain that the hostile takeover could be avoided.
 
 Oracle's bid comes as a big surprise to the government and people of
 Delaware, said Minner at a press conference. At this point, we are
 checking
 into whether or not a company, such as Oracle, can buy a state, and whether
 or
 not Delaware is actually for sale.
 
 Oracle's announcement sent shockwaves through the political and economic
 landscape.  Oracle shares dropped 8% immediately following the announcement,
 only to rebound and break even for the day, with heavy volume being traded.
 Meanwhile, government officials in Washington scrambled to look into the
 legality of such a purchase, and who actually currently owns Delaware.
 
 In an afternoon press conference, Ellison seemed certain that Oracle would
 own
 Delaware in the near future.
 
 The fact is that the state of Delaware is in a budget crisis that it can
 not
 resolve. Oracle's bid will immediately pump $300 million into the state
 budget, and (Oracle) will also be assuming all current Delaware debt. Call
 this a 'hostile takeover' if you must, but the people of this great state
 deserve a better future, and I will be able to give them just that.
 
 President Bush, who was giving a speech to coal miners in Kentucky, called
 the
 Oracle bid interesting and added that 49 states would be easier for me to
 handle than 50.
 
 Ellison rival Tom Siebel called the move typical, and added Larry thinks
 he
 can take over the world, and I guess he thinks this is a good place to
 start.
 I personally would have targeted Vermont.
 
 Ellison defended his decision, citing fourteen state parks, a minor league
 baseball franchise, an annual Nascar race in Dover, and the annual Great
 Delaware Kite Festival as reasons that Delaware is primed for success.
 
 Delaware is a state rich in tradition and excitement. None of the existing
 festivals or events will be changed. I mean, who doesn't love minor league
 baseball and kites?
 
 If the takeover bid is successful, Ellison plans to place several Oracle
 executives in key state government positions, and is considering re-naming
 the
 state either New Ellison or OracleLand.
 
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RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread Goulet, Dick
Bill can HAVE Mississippi, for free!!

Dick Goulet
Senior Oracle DBA
Oracle Certified 8i DBA 

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I figured he try for something closer to home...say Oragon?

Then Bill would want to buy Mississippi (postal abreviation MS for our non-us listers).


Jesse, Rich wrote:
 
 Oracle Makes Bid to Buy State of Delaware
 
 Software giant willing to assume state's $225 million deficit in exchange
 for
 legislative control, naming rights
 
 Wilmington, DE - Oracle CEO Larry Ellison today announced his intention to
 purchase the state of Delaware for $300 million in cash and Oracle stock.
 The
 move comes on the heels of Oracle's bid for rival software firm PeopleSoft,
 and is the first time that an offer has been made to buy a U.S. territory.
 
 Delaware governor Ruth Ann Minner responded to the bid with shock and seemed
 certain that the hostile takeover could be avoided.
 
 Oracle's bid comes as a big surprise to the government and people of
 Delaware, said Minner at a press conference. At this point, we are
 checking
 into whether or not a company, such as Oracle, can buy a state, and whether
 or
 not Delaware is actually for sale.
 
 Oracle's announcement sent shockwaves through the political and economic
 landscape.  Oracle shares dropped 8% immediately following the announcement,
 only to rebound and break even for the day, with heavy volume being traded.
 Meanwhile, government officials in Washington scrambled to look into the
 legality of such a purchase, and who actually currently owns Delaware.
 
 In an afternoon press conference, Ellison seemed certain that Oracle would
 own
 Delaware in the near future.
 
 The fact is that the state of Delaware is in a budget crisis that it can
 not
 resolve. Oracle's bid will immediately pump $300 million into the state
 budget, and (Oracle) will also be assuming all current Delaware debt. Call
 this a 'hostile takeover' if you must, but the people of this great state
 deserve a better future, and I will be able to give them just that.
 
 President Bush, who was giving a speech to coal miners in Kentucky, called
 the
 Oracle bid interesting and added that 49 states would be easier for me to
 handle than 50.
 
 Ellison rival Tom Siebel called the move typical, and added Larry thinks
 he
 can take over the world, and I guess he thinks this is a good place to
 start.
 I personally would have targeted Vermont.
 
 Ellison defended his decision, citing fourteen state parks, a minor league
 baseball franchise, an annual Nascar race in Dover, and the annual Great
 Delaware Kite Festival as reasons that Delaware is primed for success.
 
 Delaware is a state rich in tradition and excitement. None of the existing
 festivals or events will be changed. I mean, who doesn't love minor league
 baseball and kites?
 
 If the takeover bid is successful, Ellison plans to place several Oracle
 executives in key state government positions, and is considering re-naming
 the
 state either New Ellison or OracleLand.
 
 [Couldn't resist, Jared!  Hope it's not too OT!]
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RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread Gogala, Mladen
ORA-GON? Daniel, you are a genius! He could also ammend the constitution to
read
We, the PeopleSoft

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I figured he try for something closer to home...say Oragon?

Then Bill would want to buy Mississippi (postal abreviation MS for our
non-us listers).


Jesse, Rich wrote:
 
 Oracle Makes Bid to Buy State of Delaware
 
 Software giant willing to assume state's $225 million deficit in exchange
 for
 legislative control, naming rights
 
 Wilmington, DE - Oracle CEO Larry Ellison today announced his intention to
 purchase the state of Delaware for $300 million in cash and Oracle stock.
 The
 move comes on the heels of Oracle's bid for rival software firm
PeopleSoft,
 and is the first time that an offer has been made to buy a U.S. territory.
 
 Delaware governor Ruth Ann Minner responded to the bid with shock and
seemed
 certain that the hostile takeover could be avoided.
 
 Oracle's bid comes as a big surprise to the government and people of
 Delaware, said Minner at a press conference. At this point, we are
 checking
 into whether or not a company, such as Oracle, can buy a state, and
whether
 or
 not Delaware is actually for sale.
 
 Oracle's announcement sent shockwaves through the political and economic
 landscape.  Oracle shares dropped 8% immediately following the
announcement,
 only to rebound and break even for the day, with heavy volume being
traded.
 Meanwhile, government officials in Washington scrambled to look into the
 legality of such a purchase, and who actually currently owns Delaware.
 
 In an afternoon press conference, Ellison seemed certain that Oracle would
 own
 Delaware in the near future.
 
 The fact is that the state of Delaware is in a budget crisis that it can
 not
 resolve. Oracle's bid will immediately pump $300 million into the state
 budget, and (Oracle) will also be assuming all current Delaware debt. Call
 this a 'hostile takeover' if you must, but the people of this great state
 deserve a better future, and I will be able to give them just that.
 
 President Bush, who was giving a speech to coal miners in Kentucky, called
 the
 Oracle bid interesting and added that 49 states would be easier for me
to
 handle than 50.
 
 Ellison rival Tom Siebel called the move typical, and added Larry
thinks
 he
 can take over the world, and I guess he thinks this is a good place to
 start.
 I personally would have targeted Vermont.
 
 Ellison defended his decision, citing fourteen state parks, a minor league
 baseball franchise, an annual Nascar race in Dover, and the annual Great
 Delaware Kite Festival as reasons that Delaware is primed for success.
 
 Delaware is a state rich in tradition and excitement. None of the
existing
 festivals or events will be changed. I mean, who doesn't love minor league
 baseball and kites?
 
 If the takeover bid is successful, Ellison plans to place several Oracle
 executives in key state government positions, and is considering re-naming
 the
 state either New Ellison or OracleLand.
 
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RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread Boivin, Patrice J
Seriously though, I wondered years ago at what point multinationals are
going to pick a deserted island, declare it their country, and set up their
own tax laws.

Some companies have higher revenues than countries.

Patrice.

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Oracle Makes Bid to Buy State of Delaware


Software giant willing to assume state's $225 million deficit in exchange
for 
legislative control, naming rights 

Wilmington, DE - Oracle CEO Larry Ellison today announced his intention to 
purchase the state of Delaware for $300 million in cash and Oracle stock.
The
move comes on the heels of Oracle's bid for rival software firm PeopleSoft,
and is the first time that an offer has been made to buy a U.S. territory.

Delaware governor Ruth Ann Minner responded to the bid with shock and seemed
certain that the hostile takeover could be avoided. 

Oracle's bid comes as a big surprise to the government and people of
Delaware, said Minner at a press conference. At this point, we are
checking
into whether or not a company, such as Oracle, can buy a state, and whether
or
not Delaware is actually for sale.

Oracle's announcement sent shockwaves through the political and economic
landscape.  Oracle shares dropped 8% immediately following the announcement,
only to rebound and break even for the day, with heavy volume being traded.
Meanwhile, government officials in Washington scrambled to look into the
legality of such a purchase, and who actually currently owns Delaware.

In an afternoon press conference, Ellison seemed certain that Oracle would
own
Delaware in the near future. 

The fact is that the state of Delaware is in a budget crisis that it can
not
resolve. Oracle's bid will immediately pump $300 million into the state
budget, and (Oracle) will also be assuming all current Delaware debt. Call
this a 'hostile takeover' if you must, but the people of this great state
deserve a better future, and I will be able to give them just that.

President Bush, who was giving a speech to coal miners in Kentucky, called
the
Oracle bid interesting and added that 49 states would be easier for me to
handle than 50.

Ellison rival Tom Siebel called the move typical, and added Larry thinks
he
can take over the world, and I guess he thinks this is a good place to
start.
I personally would have targeted Vermont.

Ellison defended his decision, citing fourteen state parks, a minor league
baseball franchise, an annual Nascar race in Dover, and the annual Great
Delaware Kite Festival as reasons that Delaware is primed for success. 

Delaware is a state rich in tradition and excitement. None of the existing
festivals or events will be changed. I mean, who doesn't love minor league
baseball and kites?

If the takeover bid is successful, Ellison plans to place several Oracle
executives in key state government positions, and is considering re-naming
the
state either New Ellison or OracleLand. 


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(OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread Jacques Kilchoer
Ever heard of Sealand, the country formed by an ex-British radio station owner who 
took over an abandoned World War II military platform built off the coast of the UK 
and declared it a sovereign country?
http://wikipedia.com/w/wiki.phtml?search=sealandgo=Go

 -Original Message-
 From: Boivin, Patrice J [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
 Seriously though, I wondered years ago at what point 
 multinationals are
 going to pick a deserted island, declare it their country, 
 and set up their
 own tax laws.
 
 Some companies have higher revenues than countries.
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RE: (OT) RE: Look's like Larry's at it again...

2003-06-20 Thread Richard Ji
Got this when trying to connect, guess they are on MySQL. :)

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Ever heard of Sealand, the country formed by an ex-British radio station owner who 
took over an abandoned World War II military platform built off the coast of the UK 
and declared it a sovereign country?
http://wikipedia.com/w/wiki.phtml?search=sealandgo=Go

 -Original Message-
 From: Boivin, Patrice J [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
 Seriously though, I wondered years ago at what point 
 multinationals are
 going to pick a deserted island, declare it their country, 
 and set up their
 own tax laws.
 
 Some companies have higher revenues than countries.
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