RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke
Yes, left brainconnect to the right part of your body right brain connect to the left part of your body When you do DB design your using more ofyour right brain. When you have SQL syntax error you useyour left brain more. -Original Message-From: A Joshi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]Sent: 29 August 2003 01:30To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke Ivaguely remember hearing : * right handed people use left side of brain *that left handed people use right side of brain Correct??? I think right or left just use it. I mean use something. "Orr, Steve" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hmmm... So you're saying that women aren't in their right mind? Takingit to the off topic list.-Original Message-Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 2:59 AMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LHi,This is my own theory, you can't find this information from OracleDocument.Well... talking about women and men.I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and mostmen use their right brain more than left brain.Function of left brain - remember things, - small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2a day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love)- person names- history - words (perhaps this is the reason why women like to readnovels)Function of right brain- response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reasonwh! y so many 2 minute men in the world- everything in general (see thing in big picture)- person faces- math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X- picturesWell Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use yourleft brain when talk to women, then she is yours.RF tell me if I am wrongPS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :)Sinardy-Original Message-Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LWomen are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things frompast which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially duringfights...:)Tanel.- Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much better "generalists" ! than men, but that men are much better specialists. Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we men get into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt. My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overallthings than I was RF -Original Message- To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :) (yes, sexist, I know) --- Tanel Poder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just don't waste their time on stuff like this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM "Guy"? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects... on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come: FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP ! In Sobig ProbeEasynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the personwho uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts. informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091 Dick GouletSenior Oracle DBAOracle Certified 8i DBA --Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net-- Author: Goulet, DickINET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.comSan Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services g! t; -To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail messageto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and inthe message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You mayalso send the HELP command
RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke
Why don't youget an upgrade to Brain 2003, they have promotion this weekfree goodie bags for first 30 patients. -Original Message-From: A Joshi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]Sent: 29 August 2003 06:35To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke sorry -- I do not read novels, do not respond visually to things, do not do math, do not rememberfaces, do not see detailsAND do not seethe big picture i do eat and sleepa lot. so either I am more lowly evolvedor i need a refundor brain transform from those with more of it (someone out there has ma brain)ori need to sue the doctor who said i havebrains evenshowed me augly b/w pic of it. Rachel Carmichael [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: sorry -- I read novels, respond visually to things, do math, rememberfaces but not names, see details AND the big pictureso either I am more highly evolved and use both sides of my brain (nothardly) or the theory needs some modification--- Sinardy Xing <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: Hi, This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle Document. Well... talking about women and men. I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and most men use their right brain more than left brain. Function of left brain - remember things, - small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2 a day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love) - person names - history - words ! (perhaps this is the reason why women like to read novels) Function of right brain - response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason why so many 2 minute men in the world - everything in general (see thing in big picture) - person faces - math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X - pictures Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your left brain when talk to women, then she is yours. RF tell me if I am wrong PS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :) Sinardy -Original Message- Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things from past which you've already forgotten long! time ago. Especially during fights... :) Tanel. - Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AMNot being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much better "generalists" than men, but that men are much better specialists. Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we men get into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt. My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall things than I was RF -Original Message- To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM c'mon.! .. any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :) (yes, sexist, I know)--- Tanel Poder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just don't waste their time on stuff like this. Tanel. - Original Message -To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM "Guy"? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects... on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come: FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the person who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts. informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091g! t; Dick Goulet Senior Oracle DBA Oracle Certified 8i DBA -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Goulet, Dick INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services --
RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke
Hi, This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle Document. Well... talking about women and men. I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and most men use their right brain more than left brain. Function of left brain - remember things, - small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2 a day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love) - person names - history - words (perhaps this is the reason why women like to read novels) Function of right brain - response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason why so many 2 minute men in the world - everything in general (see thing in big picture) - person faces - math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X - pictures Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your left brain when talk to women, then she is yours. RF tell me if I am wrong PS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :) Sinardy -Original Message- Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things from past which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially during fights... :) Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much better generalists than men, but that men are much better specialists. Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we men get into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt. My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall things than I was RF -Original Message- To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM c'mon... any virus named SoBig has to have been written by a man :) (yes, sexist, I know) --- Tanel Poder [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just don't waste their time on stuff like this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM Guy? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects... on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come: FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the person who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts. informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091 Dick Goulet Senior Oracle DBA Oracle Certified 8i DBA -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Goulet, Dick INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Tim Gorman INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Tanel Poder INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing
RE: RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke
My own theory is that either male or female don't use their brain much. In fact it's pretty equivalent to the load of a Java-free machine. And perhaps it is just as well as it is. - --- Original Message --- - From: Sinardy Xing [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thu, 28 Aug 2003 00:59:27 Hi, This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle Document. Well... talking about women and men. I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and most men use their right brain more than left brain. Function of left brain - remember things, - small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2 a day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love) - person names - history - words (perhaps this is the reason why women like to read novels) Function of right brain - response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason why so many 2 minute men in the world - everything in general (see thing in big picture) - person faces - math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X - pictures Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your left brain when talk to women, then she is yours. RF tell me if I am wrong PS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :) Sinardy -Original Message- Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things from past which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially during fights... :) Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much better generalists than men, but that men are much better specialists. Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we men get into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt. My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall things than I was RF -Original Message- To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM c'mon... any virus named SoBig has to have been written by a man :) (yes, sexist, I know) --- Tanel Poder [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just don't waste their time on stuff like this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM Guy? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects... on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come: FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the person who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts. Dick Goulet Senior Oracle DBA Oracle Certified 8i DBA -- -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Stephane Faroult INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke
sorry -- I read novels, respond visually to things, do math, remember faces but not names, see details AND the big picture so either I am more highly evolved and use both sides of my brain (not hardly) or the theory needs some modification --- Sinardy Xing [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hi, This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle Document. Well... talking about women and men. I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and most men use their right brain more than left brain. Function of left brain - remember things, - small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2 a day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love) - person names - history - words (perhaps this is the reason why women like to read novels) Function of right brain - response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason why so many 2 minute men in the world - everything in general (see thing in big picture) - person faces - math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X - pictures Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your left brain when talk to women, then she is yours. RF tell me if I am wrong PS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :) Sinardy -Original Message- Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things from past which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially during fights... :) Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much better generalists than men, but that men are much better specialists. Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we men get into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt. My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall things than I was RF -Original Message- To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM c'mon... any virus named SoBig has to have been written by a man :) (yes, sexist, I know) --- Tanel Poder [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just don't waste their time on stuff like this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM Guy? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects... on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come: FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the person who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts. informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091 Dick Goulet Senior Oracle DBA Oracle Certified 8i DBA -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Goulet, Dick INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Tim Gorman INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP
RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke
Rachel Carmichael scribbled on the wall in glitter crayon: sorry -- I read novels, respond visually to things, do math, remember faces but not names, see details AND the big picture so either I am more highly evolved and use both sides of my brain (not hardly) or the theory needs some modification i'm going for you being a more highly evolved life form meself.;-) -- Bill Shrek Thater ORACLE DBA BAARF Party member #25 [EMAIL PROTECTED] Unless Americans come to realize that they are not stronger in the world because they have the bomb but weaker because of their vulnerability to atomic attack, they are not likely to conduct their policy at Lake Success [the United Nations] or in their relations with Russia in a spirit that furthers the arrival at an understanding. - Albert Einstein -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Thater, William INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke
Hmmm... So you're saying that women aren't in their right mind? Taking it to the off topic list. -Original Message- Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 2:59 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Hi, This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle Document. Well... talking about women and men. I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and most men use their right brain more than left brain. Function of left brain - remember things, - small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2 a day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love) - person names - history - words (perhaps this is the reason why women like to read novels) Function of right brain - response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason why so many 2 minute men in the world - everything in general (see thing in big picture) - person faces - math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X - pictures Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your left brain when talk to women, then she is yours. RF tell me if I am wrong PS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :) Sinardy -Original Message- Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things from past which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially during fights... :) Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much better generalists than men, but that men are much better specialists. Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we men get into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt. My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall things than I was RF -Original Message- To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM c'mon... any virus named SoBig has to have been written by a man :) (yes, sexist, I know) --- Tanel Poder [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just don't waste their time on stuff like this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM Guy? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects... on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come: FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the person who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts. informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091 Dick Goulet Senior Oracle DBA Oracle Certified 8i DBA -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Goulet, Dick INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Tim Gorman INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Tanel Poder INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services
RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke
Ivaguely remember hearing :
* right handed people use left side of brain
*that left handed people use right side of brain
Correct???
I think right or left just use it. I mean use something.
"Orr, Steve" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Hmmm... So you're saying that women aren't in their right mind? Takingit to the off topic list.-Original Message-Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 2:59 AMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LHi,This is my own theory, you can't find this information from OracleDocument.Well... talking about women and men.I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and mostmen use their right brain more than left brain.Function of left brain - remember things, - small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2a day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love)- person names- history - words (perhaps this is the reason why women like to readnovels)Function of right brain- response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reasonwh!
y so many
2 minute men in the world- everything in general (see thing in big picture)- person faces- math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X- picturesWell Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use yourleft brain when talk to women, then she is yours.RF tell me if I am wrongPS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :)Sinardy-Original Message-Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LWomen are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things frompast which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially duringfights...:)Tanel.- Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much better "generalists" !
than men,
but that men are much better specialists. Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we men get into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt. My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overallthings than I was RF -Original Message- To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :) (yes, sexist, I know) --- Tanel Poder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just don't waste their time on stuff like this. Tanel. - Original Message
- To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM "Guy"? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects... on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. Tanel. - Original Message -To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come: FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP !
In Sobig
ProbeEasynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the personwho uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts. informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091 Dick GouletSenior Oracle DBAOracle Certified 8i DBA--Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net-- Author: Goulet, DickINET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.comSan Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services !
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RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke
That's true--each hemisphere of the brain handles I/O for the opposite side of the body. If I remember my neuropsych classes correctly, even the optic nerves from each eye cross over... Roy Pardee Programmer/Analyst/DBA SWFPAC Lockheed Martin IT Extension 8487 -Original Message- Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 10:30 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L I vaguely remember hearing : * right handed people use left side of brain * that left handed people use right side of brain Correct??? I think right or left just use it. I mean use something. Orr, Steve [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hmmm... So you're saying that women aren't in their right mind? Taking it to the off topic list. -Original Message- Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 2:59 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Hi, This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle Document. Well... talking about women and men. I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and most men use their right brain more than left brain. Function of left brain - remember things, - small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2 a day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love) - person names - history - words (perhaps this is the reason why women like to read novels) Function of right brain - response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason wh! y so many 2 minute men in the world - everything in general (see thing in big picture) - person faces - math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X - pictures Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your left brain when talk to women, then she is yours. RF tell me if I am wrong PS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :) Sinardy -Original Message- Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things from past which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially during fights... :) Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much better generalists ! than men, but that men are much better specialists. Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we men get into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt. My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall things than I was RF -Original Message- To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM c'mon... any virus named SoBig has to have been written by a man :) (yes, sexist, I know) --- Tanel Poder wrote: I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just don't waste their time on stuff like this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM Guy? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects... on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come: FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP ! In Sobig Probe Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the person who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts. informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091 Dick Goulet Senior Oracle DBA Oracle Certified 8i DBA -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Goulet, Dick INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services g! t; - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Tim Gorman INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL
RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke
sorry -- I do not read novels, do not respond visually to things, do not do math, do not rememberfaces, do not see detailsAND do not seethe big picture i do eat and sleepa lot. so either I am more lowly evolvedor i need a refundor brain transform from those with more of it (someone out there has ma brain)ori need to sue the doctor who said i havebrains evenshowed me augly b/w pic of it. Rachel Carmichael [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: sorry -- I read novels, respond visually to things, do math, rememberfaces but not names, see details AND the big pictureso either I am more highly evolved and use both sides of my brain (nothardly) or the theory needs some modification--- Sinardy Xing <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: Hi, This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle Document. Well... talking about women and men. I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and most men use their right brain more than left brain. Function of left brain - remember things, - small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2 a day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love) - person names - history - words ! (perhaps this is the reason why women like to read novels) Function of right brain - response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason why so many 2 minute men in the world - everything in general (see thing in big picture) - person faces - math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X - pictures Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your left brain when talk to women, then she is yours. RF tell me if I am wrong PS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :) Sinardy -Original Message- Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things from past which you've already forgotten long! time ago. Especially during fights... :) Tanel. - Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AMNot being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much better "generalists" than men, but that men are much better specialists. Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we men get into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt. My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall things than I was RF-Original Message- To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM c'mon.! .. any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :) (yes, sexist, I know)--- Tanel Poder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just don't waste their time on stuff like this. Tanel. - Original Message -To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM"Guy"? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects... on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. Tanel. - Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come: FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the person who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts. informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091! t; Dick Goulet Senior Oracle DBA Oracle Certified 8i DBA -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Goulet, Dick INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services - To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail! t; message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net-- Author: Tim GormanINET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.comSan Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services ! -To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail messageto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT
