Re: OT: Working from home

2001-06-21 Thread Jared Still


Unless I disremember, that is from Fred Brooks 'The Mythical
Man Month' and referred to writing an IBM OS ( forget which one ),
and was assembly code.

This was for fully documented and unit tested code.

And it was 6 lines, not 10.  :)

Jared


On Monday 18 June 2001 05:00, Boivin, Patrice J wrote:
 Didn't IBM have a standard, something like a good programmer will produce
 ten lines of code per day?

 That was in the days before OOP, though.

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   My theory is this.


   A loosely used ratio for performance reviews.


   (Number of Bugs Resolved x Number of Projects x Number of lines of
 code -
   (Bugs introduced in your code x 500))

   But use this with a grain of salt as many things are involved in
 programming
   and lines of codes, bugs, and number of products are all relative to
 the
   current situation.


   Walking on water and developing software from a specification are
 easy if
   both are frozen.

   Christopher R. Spence
   Oracle DBA
   Fuelspot



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   On Friday 15 June 2001 06:00, Rachel Carmichael wrote:
There was a manager in that same shop who measured her programmers
abilities by the number of lines of code they wrote in a day. She

 also
   said

to me once I don't like to waste time on design

   Rachel,

   Remember the Dilbert where the PHB tells the engineers
   that he'll pay a cash incentive for every bug the find
   and fix?

   Wally leave the meaning saying  I'm gonna code me a minivan!

   As for lines of code, one could get even by writing succint
   obtuse code before leaving.  ;)

   Jared

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Re: OT: Working from home

2001-06-21 Thread Jared Still



I have fond memories of writing 1300 lines of code in
one 12 hour day a few years back.  This was a front
end to a DOS version of RCS ( or something like RCS )
and it was for versioning an entire set of application code.

Written in a compiled language called 'Force'.  It even
worked when I was done, and was useful for a a few years.

It wasn't very well documented though...

Must be the hubris getting to me, it's a programmers disease.  ;)

Jared


On Monday 18 June 2001 08:16, Guy Hammond wrote:
 I believe that was counting lines of code per person/day over the entire
 development lifecycle, so some days you actually write no code because
 you were writing documentation, or sitting in meetings eating donuts or
 whatever. COBOL can actually be measured fairly well in terms of lines
 of code per function point, and old-style lead programmers would submit
 an estimate of lines of code needed at the beginning of a project,
 according to one of my grad school professors who used to run a
 mainframe shop at a hospital.

 Kinda meaningless in a 4GL/RAD/CASE world, tho'.

 g.

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 Didn't IBM have a standard, something like a good programmer will
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 That was in the days before OOP, though.
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Re: OT: Working from home

2001-06-21 Thread Nuno Souto

Hehehe!  My record is 125 PL/SQL procedures
in a day.  Lost count of the lines of code.
But I had VIM to help me...

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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-21 Thread Christopher Spence

Blah, I do about 2,000 lines just during lunch on a napkin before I go back
to work.  And I ussually put it on two napkins, one in assembly and one in a
high level language like c++ so other people can read it.  One time, I
actually had to disassemble Oracle.exe as there was some code I didn't like
and I needed to tune it.  Since then, it runs 5 times faster.  I benchmarked
vrs 9i, and it was like no comparison.  Cripes, the application that runs on
it doesn't even have an interface, it just displays raw assembly like the
matrix, it is extemely quick.  All activity is entered directly into the
registers.  Since all the problms with windows lately, I decided to just
write my own OS.  I call it WinBlows, it has this custom (Patent Pending)
agent that will severe connection immediately on any StupidUser (TM) errors.
It will take a single cpu system and have it perform like a virtual quad
processor machine.  Since there is no interface, surfing the web is done
through machine code socket calls directly through the hardware.  Driver
compatibility is a thing of the past since there are no drivers, there are
no compatibility issues.  It is great.  Plus it is completely open source
too.

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if
both are frozen.

Christopher R. Spence
Oracle DBA
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I have fond memories of writing 1300 lines of code in
one 12 hour day a few years back.  This was a front
end to a DOS version of RCS ( or something like RCS )
and it was for versioning an entire set of application code.

Written in a compiled language called 'Force'.  It even
worked when I was done, and was useful for a a few years.

It wasn't very well documented though...

Must be the hubris getting to me, it's a programmers disease.  ;)

Jared


On Monday 18 June 2001 08:16, Guy Hammond wrote:
 I believe that was counting lines of code per person/day over the entire
 development lifecycle, so some days you actually write no code because
 you were writing documentation, or sitting in meetings eating donuts or
 whatever. COBOL can actually be measured fairly well in terms of lines
 of code per function point, and old-style lead programmers would submit
 an estimate of lines of code needed at the beginning of a project,
 according to one of my grad school professors who used to run a
 mainframe shop at a hospital.

 Kinda meaningless in a 4GL/RAD/CASE world, tho'.

 g.

 -Original Message-
 Sent: 18 June 2001 13:00
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 Didn't IBM have a standard, something like a good programmer will
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 ten lines of code per day?

 That was in the days before OOP, though.
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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-21 Thread Mohan, Ross

LOL!

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Blah, I do about 2,000 lines just during lunch on a napkin before I go back
to work.  And I ussually put it on two napkins, one in assembly and one in a
high level language like c++ so other people can read it.  One time, I
actually had to disassemble Oracle.exe as there was some code I didn't like
and I needed to tune it.  Since then, it runs 5 times faster.  I benchmarked
vrs 9i, and it was like no comparison.  Cripes, the application that runs on
it doesn't even have an interface, it just displays raw assembly like the
matrix, it is extemely quick.  All activity is entered directly into the
registers.  Since all the problms with windows lately, I decided to just
write my own OS.  I call it WinBlows, it has this custom (Patent Pending)
agent that will severe connection immediately on any StupidUser (TM) errors.
It will take a single cpu system and have it perform like a virtual quad
processor machine.  Since there is no interface, surfing the web is done
through machine code socket calls directly through the hardware.  Driver
compatibility is a thing of the past since there are no drivers, there are
no compatibility issues.  It is great.  Plus it is completely open source
too.

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if
both are frozen.

Christopher R. Spence
Oracle DBA
Fuelspot 



-Original Message-
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I have fond memories of writing 1300 lines of code in
one 12 hour day a few years back.  This was a front
end to a DOS version of RCS ( or something like RCS )
and it was for versioning an entire set of application code.

Written in a compiled language called 'Force'.  It even
worked when I was done, and was useful for a a few years.

It wasn't very well documented though...

Must be the hubris getting to me, it's a programmers disease.  ;)

Jared


On Monday 18 June 2001 08:16, Guy Hammond wrote:
 I believe that was counting lines of code per person/day over the entire
 development lifecycle, so some days you actually write no code because
 you were writing documentation, or sitting in meetings eating donuts or
 whatever. COBOL can actually be measured fairly well in terms of lines
 of code per function point, and old-style lead programmers would submit
 an estimate of lines of code needed at the beginning of a project,
 according to one of my grad school professors who used to run a
 mainframe shop at a hospital.

 Kinda meaningless in a 4GL/RAD/CASE world, tho'.

 g.

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 Didn't IBM have a standard, something like a good programmer will
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 ten lines of code per day?

 That was in the days before OOP, though.
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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-18 Thread Boivin, Patrice J

Didn't IBM have a standard, something like a good programmer will produce
ten lines of code per day?

That was in the days before OOP, though.

Regards,
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-Original Message-
From:   Christopher Spence [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Saturday, June 16, 2001 2:05 PM
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Subject:RE: OT: Working from home

My theory is this.


A loosely used ratio for performance reviews.


(Number of Bugs Resolved x Number of Projects x Number of lines of
code -
(Bugs introduced in your code x 500))

But use this with a grain of salt as many things are involved in
programming
and lines of codes, bugs, and number of products are all relative to
the
current situation.


Walking on water and developing software from a specification are
easy if
both are frozen.

Christopher R. Spence
Oracle DBA
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On Friday 15 June 2001 06:00, Rachel Carmichael wrote:
 There was a manager in that same shop who measured her programmers
 abilities by the number of lines of code they wrote in a day. She
also
said
 to me once I don't like to waste time on design

Rachel,

Remember the Dilbert where the PHB tells the engineers
that he'll pay a cash incentive for every bug the find
and fix?

Wally leave the meaning saying  I'm gonna code me a minivan!

As for lines of code, one could get even by writing succint
obtuse code before leaving.  ;)

Jared

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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-18 Thread Greg Solomon

Yeah, now it's one line per day.

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Didn't IBM have a standard, something like a good programmer will produce
ten lines of code per day?

That was in the days before OOP, though.

Regards,
Patrice Boivin
Systems Analyst (Oracle Certified DBA)

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-Original Message-
From:   Christopher Spence [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
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Subject:RE: OT: Working from home

My theory is this.


A loosely used ratio for performance reviews.


(Number of Bugs Resolved x Number of Projects x Number of lines of
code -
(Bugs introduced in your code x 500))

But use this with a grain of salt as many things are involved in
programming
and lines of codes, bugs, and number of products are all relative to
the
current situation.


Walking on water and developing software from a specification are
easy if
both are frozen.

Christopher R. Spence
Oracle DBA
Fuelspot 



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On Friday 15 June 2001 06:00, Rachel Carmichael wrote:
 There was a manager in that same shop who measured her programmers
 abilities by the number of lines of code they wrote in a day. She
also
said
 to me once I don't like to waste time on design

Rachel,

Remember the Dilbert where the PHB tells the engineers
that he'll pay a cash incentive for every bug the find
and fix?

Wally leave the meaning saying  I'm gonna code me a minivan!

As for lines of code, one could get even by writing succint
obtuse code before leaving.  ;)

Jared

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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-18 Thread William Beilstein

They also used to rate their people by the number of KLOC's produced by their people 
in a rating period. KLOC's stands for (K) Thousand (L) Lines (O) of (C) code.

 [EMAIL PROTECTED] 06/18/01 09:10AM 
Yeah, now it's one line per day.

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Didn't IBM have a standard, something like a good programmer will produce
ten lines of code per day?

That was in the days before OOP, though.

Regards,
Patrice Boivin
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-Original Message-
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Subject:RE: OT: Working from home

My theory is this.


A loosely used ratio for performance reviews.


(Number of Bugs Resolved x Number of Projects x Number of lines of
code -
(Bugs introduced in your code x 500))

But use this with a grain of salt as many things are involved in
programming
and lines of codes, bugs, and number of products are all relative to
the
current situation.


Walking on water and developing software from a specification are
easy if
both are frozen.

Christopher R. Spence
Oracle DBA
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On Friday 15 June 2001 06:00, Rachel Carmichael wrote:
 There was a manager in that same shop who measured her programmers
 abilities by the number of lines of code they wrote in a day. She
also
said
 to me once I don't like to waste time on design

Rachel,

Remember the Dilbert where the PHB tells the engineers
that he'll pay a cash incentive for every bug the find
and fix?

Wally leave the meaning saying  I'm gonna code me a minivan!

As for lines of code, one could get even by writing succint
obtuse code before leaving.  ;)

Jared

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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-18 Thread Guy Hammond

I believe that was counting lines of code per person/day over the entire
development lifecycle, so some days you actually write no code because
you were writing documentation, or sitting in meetings eating donuts or
whatever. COBOL can actually be measured fairly well in terms of lines
of code per function point, and old-style lead programmers would submit
an estimate of lines of code needed at the beginning of a project,
according to one of my grad school professors who used to run a
mainframe shop at a hospital.

Kinda meaningless in a 4GL/RAD/CASE world, tho'.

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Didn't IBM have a standard, something like a good programmer will
produce
ten lines of code per day?

That was in the days before OOP, though.


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Re: OT: Working from home

2001-06-16 Thread Jared Still


On Friday 15 June 2001 06:00, Rachel Carmichael wrote:
 There was a manager in that same shop who measured her programmers
 abilities by the number of lines of code they wrote in a day. She also said
 to me once I don't like to waste time on design

Rachel,

Remember the Dilbert where the PHB tells the engineers
that he'll pay a cash incentive for every bug the find
and fix?

Wally leave the meaning saying  I'm gonna code me a minivan!

As for lines of code, one could get even by writing succint
obtuse code before leaving.  ;)

Jared

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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-16 Thread Christopher Spence

My theory is this.


A loosely used ratio for performance reviews.


(Number of Bugs Resolved x Number of Projects x Number of lines of code -
(Bugs introduced in your code x 500))

But use this with a grain of salt as many things are involved in programming
and lines of codes, bugs, and number of products are all relative to the
current situation.


Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if
both are frozen.

Christopher R. Spence
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On Friday 15 June 2001 06:00, Rachel Carmichael wrote:
 There was a manager in that same shop who measured her programmers
 abilities by the number of lines of code they wrote in a day. She also
said
 to me once I don't like to waste time on design

Rachel,

Remember the Dilbert where the PHB tells the engineers
that he'll pay a cash incentive for every bug the find
and fix?

Wally leave the meaning saying  I'm gonna code me a minivan!

As for lines of code, one could get even by writing succint
obtuse code before leaving.  ;)

Jared

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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-15 Thread Toepke, Kevin M

Come on Rachel. You mean that lines of code is not a good measure of a
programmer's productivity? Next thing you'll tell me the its not the number
of pages that makes a book good? :-

(fleeing for my life)

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Nuno, you are preaching to the choir here I think :)

There was a manager in that same shop who measured her programmers abilities

by the number of lines of code they wrote in a day. She also said to me once

I don't like to waste time on design

Truly.   And they wondered why people kept quitting on her.



From: Nuno Souto [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 02:45:53 -0800

- Original Message -
 
  So we all lied a lot. And this was sitting at our desks
 

rant
That IMHO is the main flaw of all these new management techniques
and metrics being pushed by methodology reps.  They are
very good when dealing with coal face workers.  They haven't got
a chance in hell of accurately representing working patterns when
dealing with a technical job.  Most of them are extrapolated
from factory environments, where the amount of work is easy to
measure in terms of units/hour.  Since none of them even make
an effort at defining what's a unit of work for a DBA or a designer
or an architect or even an analyst, they fail miserably in
properly tracking this type of job.

Result?   Totally incorrect project metrics and cost extrapolations.
Corollary?  Make these jobs disappear because of their inconvenience
in fitting a flawed model.  Not fix the model.

And they wonder why projects can easily fail?  They can't even
accurately define failure nowadays!
/rant

Cheers
Nuno Souto
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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-15 Thread Rachel Carmichael

well, there are different rules for different things... it's not the number 
of pages, it's the number of words :)

back in the early days of pulp fiction, writers were paid by the word, not 
the story... the more words, the more money. Made for very very detailed 
stories :)


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Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 07:05:52 -0800

Come on Rachel. You mean that lines of code is not a good measure of a
programmer's productivity? Next thing you'll tell me the its not the number
of pages that makes a book good? :-

(fleeing for my life)

-Original Message-
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2001 9:01 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Nuno, you are preaching to the choir here I think :)

There was a manager in that same shop who measured her programmers 
abilities

by the number of lines of code they wrote in a day. She also said to me 
once

I don't like to waste time on design

Truly.   And they wondered why people kept quitting on her.



 From: Nuno Souto [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: OT: Working from home
 Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 02:45:53 -0800
 
 - Original Message -
  
   So we all lied a lot. And this was sitting at our desks
  
 
 rant
 That IMHO is the main flaw of all these new management techniques
 and metrics being pushed by methodology reps.  They are
 very good when dealing with coal face workers.  They haven't got
 a chance in hell of accurately representing working patterns when
 dealing with a technical job.  Most of them are extrapolated
 from factory environments, where the amount of work is easy to
 measure in terms of units/hour.  Since none of them even make
 an effort at defining what's a unit of work for a DBA or a designer
 or an architect or even an analyst, they fail miserably in
 properly tracking this type of job.
 
 Result?   Totally incorrect project metrics and cost extrapolations.
 Corollary?  Make these jobs disappear because of their inconvenience
 in fitting a flawed model.  Not fix the model.
 
 And they wonder why projects can easily fail?  They can't even
 accurately define failure nowadays!
 /rant
 
 Cheers
 Nuno Souto
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/the_Den
 
 
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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-15 Thread JOE TESTA



so then if you use a REAL SMALL Font(like this msg), 


then you can get more word with less pages per book and make 
more?

Joe
 [EMAIL PROTECTED] 06/15/01 11:51AM 
well, there are different rules for different things... it's not 
the number of pages, it's the number of words :)back in the early 
days of pulp fiction, writers were paid by the word, not the story... the 
more words, the more money. Made for very very detailed stories 
:)From: "Toepke, Kevin M" 
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Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 
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homeDate: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 07:05:52 -0800Come on Rachel. 
You mean that lines of code is not a good measure of aprogrammer's 
productivity? Next thing you'll tell me the its not the numberof pages 
that makes a book good? :-(fleeing for my 
life)-Original Message-Sent: Friday, June 15, 
2001 9:01 AMTo: Multiple recipients of list 
ORACLE-LNuno, you are preaching to the choir here I 
think :)There was a manager in that same shop who measured her 
programmers abilitiesby the number of lines of code they 
wrote in a day. She also said to me once"I don't like to 
waste time on design"Truly. And they wondered why 
people kept quitting on her. From: "Nuno 
Souto" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: OT: Working from 
home Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 02:45:53 -0800  
- Original Message - So we all 
lied a lot. And this was "sitting at our desks"   
 rant That IMHO is the main flaw of all 
these new management techniques and "metrics" being pushed by 
methodology reps. They are very good when dealing with coal 
face workers. They haven't got a chance in hell of accurately 
representing working patterns when dealing with a technical 
job. Most of them are extrapolated from factory environments, 
where the amount of work is easy to measure in terms of 
units/hour. Since none of them even make an effort at defining 
what's a unit of work for a DBA or a designer or an "architect" or 
even an analyst, they fail miserably in properly tracking this type 
of job.  Result? Totally incorrect project 
metrics and cost extrapolations. Corollary? Make these jobs 
disappear because of their "inconvenience" in fitting a flawed 
model. Not fix the model.  And they wonder why 
projects can easily "fail"? They can't even accurately define 
"failure" nowadays! /rant  
Cheers Nuno Souto [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-15 Thread Henry Poras

One of my favorites is divying up how I spent my time each week. If a
project has a problem and I spend 4 hours researching it before solving it,
that is 4 hours to the project. But if I happened across that problem during
my normal reading and research (i.e. this group or other web sites) that is
5 minutes to the project. 



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- Original Message -

 So we all lied a lot. And this was sitting at our desks


rant
That IMHO is the main flaw of all these new management techniques
and metrics being pushed by methodology reps.  They are
very good when dealing with coal face workers.  They haven't got
a chance in hell of accurately representing working patterns when
dealing with a technical job.  Most of them are extrapolated
from factory environments, where the amount of work is easy to
measure in terms of units/hour.  Since none of them even make
an effort at defining what's a unit of work for a DBA or a designer
or an architect or even an analyst, they fail miserably in
properly tracking this type of job.

Result?   Totally incorrect project metrics and cost extrapolations.
Corollary?  Make these jobs disappear because of their inconvenience
in fitting a flawed model.  Not fix the model.

And they wonder why projects can easily fail?  They can't even
accurately define failure nowadays!
/rant

Cheers
Nuno Souto
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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-15 Thread Kevin Lange

Lets not get into how we divied up time . otherwise I will be here for
days !! 

We had to account for each 15 minute block .  and THAT was when we were
working in the office !  Our time sheets took, on average, about 2 hours out
of each 2 week period to prepare.

In my new job, they have us put a check on the day we were here  and a
check in a different box if it was vacation or whatever.   Our time sheets
take about 10 seconds.

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To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


One of my favorites is divying up how I spent my time each week. If a
project has a problem and I spend 4 hours researching it before solving it,
that is 4 hours to the project. But if I happened across that problem during
my normal reading and research (i.e. this group or other web sites) that is
5 minutes to the project. 



-Original Message-
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To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


- Original Message -

 So we all lied a lot. And this was sitting at our desks


rant
That IMHO is the main flaw of all these new management techniques
and metrics being pushed by methodology reps.  They are
very good when dealing with coal face workers.  They haven't got
a chance in hell of accurately representing working patterns when
dealing with a technical job.  Most of them are extrapolated
from factory environments, where the amount of work is easy to
measure in terms of units/hour.  Since none of them even make
an effort at defining what's a unit of work for a DBA or a designer
or an architect or even an analyst, they fail miserably in
properly tracking this type of job.

Result?   Totally incorrect project metrics and cost extrapolations.
Corollary?  Make these jobs disappear because of their inconvenience
in fitting a flawed model.  Not fix the model.

And they wonder why projects can easily fail?  They can't even
accurately define failure nowadays!
/rant

Cheers
Nuno Souto
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-15 Thread Rachel Carmichael

only when you write magazine articles or short stories.  :)




From: JOE TESTA [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 08:31:12 -0800

so then if you use a REAL SMALL Font(like this msg),

then you can get more word with less pages per book and make more?

Joe


  [EMAIL PROTECTED] 06/15/01 11:51AM 
well, there are different rules for different things... it's not the number
of pages, it's the number of words :)

back in the early days of pulp fiction, writers were paid by the word, not
the story... the more words, the more money. Made for very very detailed
stories :)


 From: Toepke, Kevin M [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: RE: OT: Working from home
 Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 07:05:52 -0800
 
 Come on Rachel. You mean that lines of code is not a good measure of a
 programmer's productivity? Next thing you'll tell me the its not the 
number
 of pages that makes a book good? :-
 
 (fleeing for my life)
 
 -Original Message-
 Sent: Friday, June 15, 2001 9:01 AM
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 
 
 Nuno, you are preaching to the choir here I think :)
 
 There was a manager in that same shop who measured her programmers
 abilities
 
 by the number of lines of code they wrote in a day. She also said to me
 once
 
 I don't like to waste time on design
 
 Truly.   And they wondered why people kept quitting on her.
 
 
 
  From: Nuno Souto [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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  - Original Message -
   
So we all lied a lot. And this was sitting at our desks
   
  
  rant
  That IMHO is the main flaw of all these new management techniques
  and metrics being pushed by methodology reps.  They are
  very good when dealing with coal face workers.  They haven't got
  a chance in hell of accurately representing working patterns when
  dealing with a technical job.  Most of them are extrapolated
  from factory environments, where the amount of work is easy to
  measure in terms of units/hour.  Since none of them even make
  an effort at defining what's a unit of work for a DBA or a designer
  or an architect or even an analyst, they fail miserably in
  properly tracking this type of job.
  
  Result?   Totally incorrect project metrics and cost extrapolations.
  Corollary?  Make these jobs disappear because of their inconvenience
  in fitting a flawed model.  Not fix the model.
  
  And they wonder why projects can easily fail?  They can't even
  accurately define failure nowadays!
  /rant
  
  Cheers
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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-15 Thread Christopher Spence

Number of pages has absolutely no bearring on a good book.


Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if
both are frozen.

Christopher R. Spence
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Come on Rachel. You mean that lines of code is not a good measure of a
programmer's productivity? Next thing you'll tell me the its not the number
of pages that makes a book good? :-

(fleeing for my life)

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To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Nuno, you are preaching to the choir here I think :)

There was a manager in that same shop who measured her programmers abilities

by the number of lines of code they wrote in a day. She also said to me once

I don't like to waste time on design

Truly.   And they wondered why people kept quitting on her.



From: Nuno Souto [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 02:45:53 -0800

- Original Message -
 
  So we all lied a lot. And this was sitting at our desks
 

rant
That IMHO is the main flaw of all these new management techniques
and metrics being pushed by methodology reps.  They are
very good when dealing with coal face workers.  They haven't got
a chance in hell of accurately representing working patterns when
dealing with a technical job.  Most of them are extrapolated
from factory environments, where the amount of work is easy to
measure in terms of units/hour.  Since none of them even make
an effort at defining what's a unit of work for a DBA or a designer
or an architect or even an analyst, they fail miserably in
properly tracking this type of job.

Result?   Totally incorrect project metrics and cost extrapolations.
Corollary?  Make these jobs disappear because of their inconvenience
in fitting a flawed model.  Not fix the model.

And they wonder why projects can easily fail?  They can't even
accurately define failure nowadays!
/rant

Cheers
Nuno Souto
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/the_Den


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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-15 Thread Mercadante, Thomas F



I remember when I was in 10th 
grade, and we had an assignment to write a paper that was to be three pages 
"double spaced".

I didn't know what double 
spaced meant (and, being a boy, was too stupid to ask - no comments from the 
smart women out there) that I typed  it with double 
spaces between each word.

Was this a bad 
thing?

Tom Mercadante Oracle Certified Professional 

  -Original Message-From: JOE TESTA 
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Friday, June 15, 2001 12:31 
  PMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE: 
  OT: Working from home
  so then if you use a REAL SMALL Font(like this msg), 
  
  
  then you can get more word with less pages per book and make 
  more?
  
  Joe
   [EMAIL PROTECTED] 06/15/01 11:51AM 
  well, there are different rules for different things... it's 
  not the number of pages, it's the number of words :)back in the 
  early days of pulp fiction, writers were paid by the word, not the 
  story... the more words, the more money. Made for very very detailed 
  stories :)From: "Toepke, Kevin M" 
  [EMAIL PROTECTED]Reply-To: 
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  [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: RE: OT: Working from 
  homeDate: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 07:05:52 -0800Come on 
  Rachel. You mean that lines of code is not a good measure of 
  aprogrammer's productivity? Next thing you'll tell me the its not the 
  numberof pages that makes a book good? :-(fleeing 
  for my life)-Original Message-Sent: Friday, 
  June 15, 2001 9:01 AMTo: Multiple recipients of list 
  ORACLE-LNuno, you are preaching to the choir here I 
  think :)There was a manager in that same shop who measured her 
  programmers abilitiesby the number of lines of code 
  they wrote in a day. She also said to me once"I don't 
  like to waste time on design"Truly. And they 
  wondered why people kept quitting on her. 
  From: "Nuno Souto" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: 
  [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 
  [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: OT: Working from 
  home Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 02:45:53 -0800  
  - Original Message - So we all 
  lied a lot. And this was "sitting at our desks"   
   rant That IMHO is the main flaw of all 
  these new management techniques and "metrics" being pushed by 
  methodology reps. They are very good when dealing with coal 
  face workers. They haven't got a chance in hell of 
  accurately representing working patterns when dealing with a 
  technical job. Most of them are extrapolated from factory 
  environments, where the amount of work is easy to measure in terms 
  of units/hour. Since none of them even make an effort at 
  defining what's a unit of work for a DBA or a designer or an 
  "architect" or even an analyst, they fail miserably in properly 
  tracking this type of job.  Result? 
  Totally incorrect project metrics and cost extrapolations. 
  Corollary? Make these jobs disappear because of their 
  "inconvenience" in fitting a flawed model. Not fix the 
  model.  And they wonder why projects can easily 
  "fail"? They can't even accurately define "failure" 
  nowadays! /rant  Cheers 
  Nuno Souto [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/the_Den 
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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-15 Thread Hand, Michael T

 Number of pages has absolutely no bearring on a good book.

Does the number of pages have a bearing on how well the database is
administered?? ;)

Hey, it's Friday and I always say Weak humor is better than no humor at
all.

Mike If I wasn't laughing, I'd be crying Hand
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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-15 Thread Khedr, Waleed

At least you got certified!

-Original Message-
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2001 2:49 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


I remember when I was in 10th grade, and we had an assignment to write a
paper that was to be three pages double spaced.
 
I didn't know what double spaced meant (and, being a boy, was too stupid to
ask - no comments from the smart women out there) that I  typed it  with
double  spaces  between  each  word.
 
Was this a bad thing?
 

Tom Mercadante 
Oracle Certified Professional 

-Original Message-
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2001 12:31 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


so then if you use a REAL SMALL Font(like this msg), 
 
then you can get more word with less pages per book and make more?
 
Joe


 [EMAIL PROTECTED] 06/15/01 11:51AM 
well, there are different rules for different things... it's not the number 
of pages, it's the number of words :)

back in the early days of pulp fiction, writers were paid by the word, not 
the story... the more words, the more money. Made for very very detailed 
stories :)


From: Toepke, Kevin M [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: OT: Working from home
Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 07:05:52 -0800

Come on Rachel. You mean that lines of code is not a good measure of a
programmer's productivity? Next thing you'll tell me the its not the number
of pages that makes a book good? :-

(fleeing for my life)

-Original Message-
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2001 9:01 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Nuno, you are preaching to the choir here I think :)

There was a manager in that same shop who measured her programmers 
abilities

by the number of lines of code they wrote in a day. She also said to me 
once

I don't like to waste time on design

Truly.   And they wondered why people kept quitting on her.



 From: Nuno Souto [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: OT: Working from home
 Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 02:45:53 -0800
 
 - Original Message -
  
   So we all lied a lot. And this was sitting at our desks
  
 
 rant
 That IMHO is the main flaw of all these new management techniques
 and metrics being pushed by methodology reps.  They are
 very good when dealing with coal face workers.  They haven't got
 a chance in hell of accurately representing working patterns when
 dealing with a technical job.  Most of them are extrapolated
 from factory environments, where the amount of work is easy to
 measure in terms of units/hour.  Since none of them even make
 an effort at defining what's a unit of work for a DBA or a designer
 or an architect or even an analyst, they fail miserably in
 properly tracking this type of job.
 
 Result?   Totally incorrect project metrics and cost extrapolations.
 Corollary?  Make these jobs disappear because of their inconvenience
 in fitting a flawed model.  Not fix the model.
 
 And they wonder why projects can easily fail?  They can't even
 accurately define failure nowadays!
 /rant
 
 Cheers
 Nuno Souto
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/the_Den
http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/the_Den 
 
 
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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-15 Thread Chaim . Katz



You just reminded me - when I was in one of the early grades I was given a
punishment and had to write 50 lines (I will not ... in class).  I was pretty
scared, pretty embarrassed,  went home used a ruler and drew 50 (more or less)
straight lines and handed that in, but I don't remember what happened after that

Chk.






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I remember when I was in 10th grade, and we had an assignment to write a
paper that was to be three pages double spaced.

I didn't know what double spaced meant (and, being a boy, was too stupid to
ask - no comments from the smart women out there) that I  typed it  with
double  spaces  between  each  word.

Was this a bad thing?


Tom Mercadante
Oracle Certified Professional

-Original Message-
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2001 12:31 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


so then if you use a REAL SMALL Font(like this msg),

then you can get more word with less pages per book and make more?

Joe


 [EMAIL PROTECTED] 06/15/01 11:51AM 
well, there are different rules for different things... it's not the number
of pages, it's the number of words :)

back in the early days of pulp fiction, writers were paid by the word, not
the story... the more words, the more money. Made for very very detailed
stories :)


From: Toepke, Kevin M [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: OT: Working from home
Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 07:05:52 -0800

Come on Rachel. You mean that lines of code is not a good measure of a
programmer's productivity? Next thing you'll tell me the its not the number
of pages that makes a book good? :-

(fleeing for my life)

-Original Message-
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2001 9:01 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Nuno, you are preaching to the choir here I think :)

There was a manager in that same shop who measured her programmers
abilities

by the number of lines of code they wrote in a day. She also said to me
once

I don't like to waste time on design

Truly.   And they wondered why people kept quitting on her.



 From: Nuno Souto [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: OT: Working from home
 Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 02:45:53 -0800
 
 - Original Message -
  
   So we all lied a lot. And this was sitting at our desks
  
 
 rant
 That IMHO is the main flaw of all these new management techniques
 and metrics being pushed by methodology reps.  They are
 very good when dealing with coal face workers.  They haven't got
 a chance in hell of accurately representing working patterns when
 dealing with a technical job.  Most of them are extrapolated
 from factory environments, where the amount of work is easy to
 measure in terms of units/hour.  Since none of them even make
 an effort at defining what's a unit of work for a DBA or a designer
 or an architect or even an analyst, they fail miserably in
 properly tracking this type of job.
 
 Result?   Totally incorrect project metrics and cost extrapolations.
 Corollary?  Make these jobs disappear because of their inconvenience
 in fitting a flawed model.  Not fix the model.
 
 And they wonder why projects can easily fail?  They can't even
 accurately define failure nowadays!
 /rant
 
 Cheers
 Nuno Souto
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/the_Den
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Re: OT: Working from home

2001-06-15 Thread Greg Moore

 Number of pages has absolutely no bearring on a good book.

Yes it does.  I don't like ones with too many!  ;-)

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Re: OT: Working from home

2001-06-15 Thread Don Granaman

I can top that one!  My first real Oracle job was at a company that was
trying to convert from being a mainframe service bureau to becoming an open
systems software vendor - when Oracle and open systems were near heresy in
the business world.  Only one other person and myself in the entire company
were doing this non-traditional work.  The rest couldn't understand why
their twenty-some year old  standard form didn't work for us.  (it didn't
actually work for them either, but they were comfortable with it.)  The time
sheet was broken up into 0.1 hour increments.  Yup!  Six minutes!  Every
entry had to have 17 individual mandatory fields filled in - machine#, job#,
client#, runtime, function code, service code, progress state,
authorization#, ad nauseum.  None of it made any sense to me.  Every code
was a two, or three, or more digit number.  There were yellow antiquated
hardcopy lookup sheets for some of them.  For some, there wasn't even a
sheet!  There were 87 different function codes, no lookup, and nobody knew
what most of them meant.  In addition, they had written a custom application
in Unisys Mapper to help people enter their time.  Every technical
employee was mandated to go the Mapper terminal in the public area in
programmer's alley (a hallway lined on both sides with office doors - yes!
We had offices, not cubes!) and enter their time - preferably on a daily
basis, at least weekly.  I made the mistake of commenting on the
user-hostility of the Mapper app to the person showing me how to use it -
before I knew that he had designed and written it!  No lookups?  No data
validation?  (It just rejected the entire lot when you committed if there
were any mistakes, like leaving off a leading zero!)  There wasn't even any
obviously meaningful boilerplate text on the screen!  He retorted, Its
simple!  Just hit the XMIT key, go to the upper left corner, type
g,,6,,1,,,employee number, then hit GO.  That gets you to the
main screen.  Now to get to the time entry screen, type... and so on for
another ten minutes of verbal instructions to show how to enter a *six
minute* time quanta!  His entire monologue sounded to me like someone trying
to translate ancient hebrew to hexidecimal.  There were, of course, NO
written instructions.  The first time I tried to enter a week's worth of
time, I spent almost a full day on it and was in a very serious state of
frustration!

Since I wasn't actually working on anything billable to a client, but rather
on designing and building a new line of Oracle-based software products to be
offered for sale at some later date, none of this really applied anyway.
Finally, some kind soul told me that nobody ever read the details anyway and
that they were only useful for the automated billing programs .  I tried
just not doing them, but soon found out that there was a summary report
showing hours worked by employee - by day, week, and month - that management
actually looked at, so that didn't fly.  The aforementioned kind soul then
helped further by showing me how to copy an entire day of entries to the
next day (the only useful feature of the program!).  I just put in a bunch
of activities under obscure categories that were a complete mystery to
everyone (e.g. QUALITY CIRCLE?), used the function codes that nobody could
explain, etc.  I loaded up a day of this gibberish and just copied it every
day for the next year or so!  Since the total hours showed up on the one
report that they actually looked at, management never again complained!

After about a year of this nonsense, I redesigned and rewrote the entire
beast in SQL*Forms 2 and Oracle over a three day weekend.  I cleaned up the
design, made it infinitely more usable, eliminated all the obsolete codes,
replaced the others with semi-meaningful words, created lookups and defaults
on fields, and generally updated the entire mess by about 25-30 years.  (I
kept the clone-a-day feature though!)  Management loved it.  They wanted
to make it a commercial product, which I barely managed to discourage.  It
is still the project of which I am most ashamed.

-Don Granaman
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 Lets not get into how we divied up time . otherwise I will be here for
 days !!

 We had to account for each 15 minute block .  and THAT was when we
were
 working in the office !  Our time sheets took, on average, about 2 hours
out
 of each 2 week period to prepare.

 In my new job, they have us put a check on the day we were here  and a
 check in a different box if it was vacation or whatever.   Our time sheets
 take about 10 seconds.


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Re: OT: Working from home

2001-06-14 Thread Nuno Souto

- Original Message -

 After all, how do they manage accountability when you are in the
office? By
 the number of hours you sit at your desk or by the work that gets
done, to
 deadline and correctly?

In Australia, unfortunately it's the first option.  Most managers
wouldn't
have a clue what amount of work we do unless they see us sitting at a
desk for hours on end...   We still have a long way to go in this
country
when it comes to getting smart management.


 Company benefits:  I work more hours (since I'm not commuting). More
work

That alone should make a HUGE difference.  Nowadays, I find myself
sitting inside a car or train nearly 3.5 hours per day.  Time that is
unproductive to anyone.  That's more than a third of a normal working
day
that is wasted, *EVERY SINGLE DAY*, by the vast majority of commuting
workers.
Yet does it ever get addressed by companies or politicians?  No way,
too
hard basket.  And the solution is so simple.

Cheers
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RE: OT: Working from home

2001-06-14 Thread Kimberly Smith

I actually work for a company that is ok with working from home and have
done
it but I am now at a client that was quite insistent that everyone be here
from 8-5.
So we all pretty much said ok and we all now work much less hours.  Sucks to

be them.

VPN is a god send though.  When I have to take calls in the middle of the
night
its nice to be able to check the database and then tell the person off on
the phone
(1st tier support) for not doing their job because there is no database
issue.

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On Wed, 13 Jun 2001,Rachel Carmichael scribbled on the wall in glitter
crayon:

-After all, how do they manage accountability when you are in the office?
By
-the number of hours you sit at your desk or by the work that gets done, to
-deadline and correctly?

in my case the former... damagement is more interested in seeing my smiling
face than in how much gets done while i'm here.

-
-Communication: before I got a cable modem and VPN, I had two phone lines
and
-an email pager. (I still do, but use the VPN now). So I was dialed in on
-one, and had the other free for office communication. We have office email
-and my pager. I let them know if I have to go out for any reason. I am
-ALWAYS available by pager. Yes, even on vacation. I'd rather take time out
-of vacation to do a fast fix of a problem than let it wait until I get
back
-and find it has festered into a major problem.

well, i have a cell phone and a pager [with an email address but no reply
capability.] so when i'm on the phone dialed in i can talk on the cell and
still get a page.

problem: they complain how much i use the cell.

and no i'm not changing the .sig.;-)

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Re: OT: Working from home

2001-06-13 Thread Rachel Carmichael

Accountability:  My boss judges by the fact that work gets done. I am 
treated as a responsible adult and he figures that I know what has to be 
done and will get the work done. They tend to let me manage myself in any 
case, onsite or telecommuting. He also knows that I am often working from 
home after hours and weekends, because that's when the work has to be done.

After all, how do they manage accountability when you are in the office? By 
the number of hours you sit at your desk or by the work that gets done, to 
deadline and correctly?

Communication: before I got a cable modem and VPN, I had two phone lines and 
an email pager. (I still do, but use the VPN now). So I was dialed in on 
one, and had the other free for office communication. We have office email 
and my pager. I let them know if I have to go out for any reason. I am 
ALWAYS available by pager. Yes, even on vacation. I'd rather take time out 
of vacation to do a fast fix of a problem than let it wait until I get back 
and find it has festered into a major problem.

Unforseen problems:  Couldn't get a dial-in connection higher than 33.3, the 
modem on the office side kept disconnecting me. Hard to understand 
conversations when in a conference call (can't tell who is speaking)

Company benefits:  I work more hours (since I'm not commuting). More work 
gets done because I am not interrupted constantly by people at my desk with 
a quick question (one day I AM going to install one of those take a number 
machines). I'm a happier camper in general, and therefore more willing to 
put in extra onsite hours when they ask, because I know they will accomodate 
my requests for adjusted schedule.

That help some?

From: Willett, Mark [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Subject: OT: Working from home
Date: Wed, 13 Jun 2001 14:00:20 -0800

Hi All,

I have a few off-topic questions for those of you who are allowed to work
from home either occasionally or on a regular basis.  My department is
putting a proposal together to present to management and we're looking for
any information you could provide. How did you handle accountability?  How
did you handle communication between work and home?  What were some of the
unforeseen problems that you encountered?  Were there any specific company
benefits?  (This appears to be more a benefit to the employee than to the
company.)  Thanks to all who can reply.

Mark


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Re: OT: Working from home

2001-06-13 Thread mohammed bhatti

Yep, allowed to work from home, but prefer working at
the office.

Accountability
We have mutual trust between management and techies. 
I've got a pager and am on call 24x7.  Work that has
been assigned to us gets done and as long as it's done
we're ok.  We try extra hard not to break this trust
because working from home is a privilege so it turns
out that when I do work from home, I end up working
extra hours and seems to me extra hard.  

Communication
I have a seperate line so that I can telnet to our
servers.  A cell phone and pager by my side so that I
am always available and email.  For meetings, we can
conference in.  If I need to attend a meeting, I'll
come into the office.  Company has also offered DSL
lines.

Unforseen Circumstances
None so far

Benefits
I believe it increases productivity since I work
harder at home simply because I don't want the
privilege revoked.  I don't abuse the system.  Again,
it's a reponsibility thing.  You'll find some folk
who'll abuse the system so you'll have to pick people
you (management) can trust.  Biggest benefit I can see
is to the company.  Have a benefit like this available
makes one want to stay i.e. easier to keep people from
leaving.

I think if you've got management that is open to new
ideas and trusting of employees this will work.  Other
benefits to company include obvious stuff like reduce
office space etc.

Just my opinions.

--- Willett, Mark [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Hi All,
 
 I have a few off-topic questions for those of you
 who are allowed to work
 from home either occasionally or on a regular basis.
  My department is
 putting a proposal together to present to management
 and we're looking for
 any information you could provide. How did you
 handle accountability?  How
 did you handle communication between work and home? 
 What were some of the
 unforeseen problems that you encountered?  Were
 there any specific company
 benefits?  (This appears to be more a benefit to the
 employee than to the
 company.)  Thanks to all who can reply.
 
 Mark
 
 
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 11.5.3
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Re: OT: Working from home

2001-06-13 Thread Stephen Andert



Mark, 
Well, in order to give you my 2 cents worth, lets answer those 
in order:

 Accountability: Work needs be get done whether in office or 
at home. If it gets done and db's are running well, it shouldn't matter 
where it gets done from. This is very hard for some managers to understand 
and one of the reasons I left my last job. If the manager is open to 
results-based management, this won't be a problem. We also overcome some 
of this by over-communicating when working at home. For example things 
that don't generally warrant an e-mail when in the office, (like adding space to 
a tbs that is causing IWatch to chirp) get a quick "FYI, I took care of X" while 
working from home.

 Communication: Our telecomm guys set us up so our 
phones can be set to ring at home. Thus for the in-office user who calls 
our 4-digit extention, they don't even know we are sitting at home in 
shorts/t-shirt.You also need a second line so you can be connected 
all day and still answer your phone.

 Unforeseen problems. 
1) What to do it remote access is down? If ETA is all day, drag yourself to 
the office. If 1-2 hours, read white papers/manuals, work on status report, 
project plan or anything else that you can do with software on your home pc. 

2) What if a meeting is scheduled on your work at home day? Have 
someone conference call you in. That is widely accepted in our company as 
we have a lot of projects that involve people at different locations.
 Specific company benefits: 
1) happier dba's = less turn-over. Personally I work from home 1-day 
per week and enjoy the extra timeand gas saved from not driving. I 
also like wearing shorts and t-shirt. 
2) In many bigger cities, bigger companies are required to work on reducing 
the number of "single occupant vehicle miles" driven by their employees. 
Generally companies will encourage carpooling, bus riding, etc, but they also 
get credit for regular telecommuters. In some areas, this is actually a 
huge motivator for companies.
3) I find I generally start work earlier and stop later when I'm at 
home. Also lack of typical office interruptions makes this a good time for 
anything that requires concentration. 

HTH
Stephen
 [EMAIL PROTECTED] 06/13/01 03:00PM Hi 
All,I have a few off-topic questions for those of you who are allowed to 
workfrom home either occasionally or on a regular basis. My department 
isputting a proposal together to present to management and we're looking 
forany information you could provide. How did you handle 
accountability? Howdid you handle communication between work and 
home? What were some of theunforeseen problems that you 
encountered? Were there any specific companybenefits? (This 
appears to be more a benefit to the employee than to thecompany.) 
Thanks to all who can 
reply.MarkProduction:  
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  Oracle 8iOracle Apps (Fin/Mfg) 
10.7SC Oracle Apps (Fin/Mfg) 11.5.3Sun Solaris 
2.6   Sun Solaris 8 
(2.8)Mark WillettCorporate Database 
Administrator- Sunnen 
Products Company 7910 Manchester Ave 
Maplewood, Missouri 63143 
USA Voice: 314.781.2100 
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