RE: the ora certified masters cert, yet again - OT
My sincere and humble apologies to Rachel, if my earlier email has offended her. That was not the intention. I believe myself and others that tease and pick on Rachel, do it out of respect and love for her, and would never intentionally mean to offend her. I do not know about other locations and cultures, but in my office we constantly pick and tease on each other. It is those who are never teased that have to worry... If I offend you then please do not hesitate to email me privately or publicly. sarcasm From now on I will just pick on Jared... /sarcasm -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, July 02, 2002 2:03 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Personal attacks certainly don't belong here. Best not do it at all. Jared On Wednesday 26 June 2002 19:28, Rachel Carmichael wrote: YO! JARED! has this gotten off-topic yet? since when is picking on Rachel part of the on topic list??? --- Joe Testa [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Chris, feel blessed, she stays during all of mine and asks bizarre questions :), like: If 2 control files are being updated at the same time and one is on raid-5 and the other on raid 0+1, which one will be finished updating first. joe Grabowy, Chris wrote: Matt, she walked out in the middle of your presentation?? Your lucky. She walked out of mine at the beginning, shaking her head. Oh well... -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 5:40 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L well, if so, I'll finally get to see you present and won't have to walk out in the middle --- Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Right now, I think Susan has me from 1-2, right after lunch, but I'm not sure. The OOUG web site is a little sparse on details. Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] We have enough youth. How about a fountain of intelligence? -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 4:50 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L But Mtt... you were always scheduled at either the same time *I* was presenting (trust me, I'd rather have gone to yours, I get stage fright) or when at LEAST 2 other presentations I wanted to see equally as much were there. Um, what time are you presenting at OOUG? My flight home is at 5, I have to leave around 2:30 or so --- Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: But Rachel, you never came to any of my presentations! (in my best whiney voice) At least you'll get to see me present in July at OOUG. Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] We have enough youth. How about a fountain of intelligence? -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 3:56 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L that's 'cause you present well and have knowledge or.. to quote one of my favorite shows: he has much knowledge. we must build an altar and worship him :) --- Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Actually, I had to miss this years (even though I was orginally schedule to give two presentations) due to a medical situation. I gave four the year before that. Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] We have enough youth. How about a fountain of intelligence? -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 1:09 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L OK. As the DBA Focus Area Manager for the IOUG, we do our best to weed out the fluff. If you were at IOUG this year, you should have noticed a significant reduction in the marketing fluff and more technical content. Yes, some showmanship is necessary when giving a presentation, but the content has to be there. Many people on this forum have submitted presentations to my track and then complained that they were not accepted. Let me give you some concrete numbers. This year, we received over 400 abstracts for the DBA track alone and accepted only 80. If one slips through the cracks, it won't a second time. Believe me when I say that 2002 was the best content-organized IOUG. Further comments? Submit an abstract for 2003 and find out!!! Thank You Stephen P. Karniotis Product Architect Compuware Corporation Direct: (248) 865-4350 Mobile: (248) 408-2918 === message truncated === __ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Jared Still INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services
RE: the ora certified masters cert, yet again - OT
You just can't forget about that dbms_output/trigger thing, can you? ;) Jared Grabowy, Chris [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 07/02/2002 10:51 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] cc: Subject:RE: the ora certified masters cert, yet again - OT My sincere and humble apologies to Rachel, if my earlier email has offended her. That was not the intention. I believe myself and others that tease and pick on Rachel, do it out of respect and love for her, and would never intentionally mean to offend her. I do not know about other locations and cultures, but in my office we constantly pick and tease on each other. It is those who are never teased that have to worry... If I offend you then please do not hesitate to email me privately or publicly. sarcasm From now on I will just pick on Jared... /sarcasm -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, July 02, 2002 2:03 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Personal attacks certainly don't belong here. Best not do it at all. Jared On Wednesday 26 June 2002 19:28, Rachel Carmichael wrote: YO! JARED! has this gotten off-topic yet? since when is picking on Rachel part of the on topic list??? --- Joe Testa [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Chris, feel blessed, she stays during all of mine and asks bizarre questions :), like: If 2 control files are being updated at the same time and one is on raid-5 and the other on raid 0+1, which one will be finished updating first. joe Grabowy, Chris wrote: Matt, she walked out in the middle of your presentation?? Your lucky. She walked out of mine at the beginning, shaking her head. Oh well... -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 5:40 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L well, if so, I'll finally get to see you present and won't have to walk out in the middle --- Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Right now, I think Susan has me from 1-2, right after lunch, but I'm not sure. The OOUG web site is a little sparse on details. Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] We have enough youth. How about a fountain of intelligence? -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 4:50 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L But Mtt... you were always scheduled at either the same time *I* was presenting (trust me, I'd rather have gone to yours, I get stage fright) or when at LEAST 2 other presentations I wanted to see equally as much were there. Um, what time are you presenting at OOUG? My flight home is at 5, I have to leave around 2:30 or so --- Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: But Rachel, you never came to any of my presentations! (in my best whiney voice) At least you'll get to see me present in July at OOUG. Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] We have enough youth. How about a fountain of intelligence? -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 3:56 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L that's 'cause you present well and have knowledge or.. to quote one of my favorite shows: he has much knowledge. we must build an altar and worship him :) --- Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Actually, I had to miss this years (even though I was orginally schedule to give two presentations) due to a medical situation. I gave four the year before that. Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] We have enough youth. How about a fountain of intelligence? -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 1:09 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L OK. As the DBA Focus Area Manager for the IOUG, we do our best to weed out the fluff. If you were at IOUG this year, you should have noticed a significant reduction in the marketing fluff and more technical content. Yes, some showmanship is necessary when giving a presentation, but the content has to be there. Many people on this forum have submitted presentations to my track and then complained that they were not accepted. Let me give you some concrete numbers. This year, we received over 400 abstracts for the DBA track alone and accepted only 80. If one slips through the cracks, it won't a second time. Believe me when I say that 2002 was the best content-organized IOUG. Further comments? Submit an abstract for 2003 and find out!!! Thank You Stephen P. Karniotis Product Architect Compuware Corporation Direct: (248) 865-4350
RE: the ora certified masters cert, yet again - OT
My note must have been missing the smiley but you guys WERE picking on me :) (MOO make him stop! G) --- Grabowy, Chris [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: My sincere and humble apologies to Rachel, if my earlier email has offended her. That was not the intention. I believe myself and others that tease and pick on Rachel, do it out of respect and love for her, and would never intentionally mean to offend her. I do not know about other locations and cultures, but in my office we constantly pick and tease on each other. It is those who are never teased that have to worry... If I offend you then please do not hesitate to email me privately or publicly. sarcasm From now on I will just pick on Jared... /sarcasm -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, July 02, 2002 2:03 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Personal attacks certainly don't belong here. Best not do it at all. Jared On Wednesday 26 June 2002 19:28, Rachel Carmichael wrote: YO! JARED! has this gotten off-topic yet? since when is picking on Rachel part of the on topic list??? --- Joe Testa [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Chris, feel blessed, she stays during all of mine and asks bizarre questions :), like: If 2 control files are being updated at the same time and one is on raid-5 and the other on raid 0+1, which one will be finished updating first. joe Grabowy, Chris wrote: Matt, she walked out in the middle of your presentation?? Your lucky. She walked out of mine at the beginning, shaking her head. Oh well... -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 5:40 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L well, if so, I'll finally get to see you present and won't have to walk out in the middle --- Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Right now, I think Susan has me from 1-2, right after lunch, but I'm not sure. The OOUG web site is a little sparse on details. Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] We have enough youth. How about a fountain of intelligence? -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 4:50 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L But Mtt... you were always scheduled at either the same time *I* was presenting (trust me, I'd rather have gone to yours, I get stage fright) or when at LEAST 2 other presentations I wanted to see equally as much were there. Um, what time are you presenting at OOUG? My flight home is at 5, I have to leave around 2:30 or so --- Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: But Rachel, you never came to any of my presentations! (in my best whiney voice) At least you'll get to see me present in July at OOUG. Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] We have enough youth. How about a fountain of intelligence? -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 3:56 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L that's 'cause you present well and have knowledge or.. to quote one of my favorite shows: he has much knowledge. we must build an altar and worship him :) --- Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Actually, I had to miss this years (even though I was orginally schedule to give two presentations) due to a medical situation. I gave four the year before that. Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] We have enough youth. How about a fountain of intelligence? -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 1:09 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L OK. As the DBA Focus Area Manager for the IOUG, we do our best to weed out the fluff. If you were at IOUG this year, you should have noticed a significant reduction in the marketing fluff and more technical content. Yes, some showmanship is necessary when giving a presentation, but the content has to be there. Many people on this forum have submitted presentations to my track and then complained that they were not accepted. Let me give you some concrete === message truncated === __ Do You Yahoo!? Sign up for SBC Yahoo! Dial - First Month Free http://sbc.yahoo.com -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Rachel Carmichael INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists
RE: the ora certified masters cert, yet again - OT
ok, ok...were even. -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, July 02, 2002 1:13 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Cc: Grabowy, Chris You just can't forget about that dbms_output/trigger thing, can you? ;) Jared Grabowy, Chris [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 07/02/2002 10:51 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] cc: Subject:RE: the ora certified masters cert, yet again - OT My sincere and humble apologies to Rachel, if my earlier email has offended her. That was not the intention. I believe myself and others that tease and pick on Rachel, do it out of respect and love for her, and would never intentionally mean to offend her. I do not know about other locations and cultures, but in my office we constantly pick and tease on each other. It is those who are never teased that have to worry... If I offend you then please do not hesitate to email me privately or publicly. sarcasm From now on I will just pick on Jared... /sarcasm -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, July 02, 2002 2:03 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Personal attacks certainly don't belong here. Best not do it at all. Jared On Wednesday 26 June 2002 19:28, Rachel Carmichael wrote: YO! JARED! has this gotten off-topic yet? since when is picking on Rachel part of the on topic list??? --- Joe Testa [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Chris, feel blessed, she stays during all of mine and asks bizarre questions :), like: If 2 control files are being updated at the same time and one is on raid-5 and the other on raid 0+1, which one will be finished updating first. joe Grabowy, Chris wrote: Matt, she walked out in the middle of your presentation?? Your lucky. She walked out of mine at the beginning, shaking her head. Oh well... -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 5:40 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L well, if so, I'll finally get to see you present and won't have to walk out in the middle --- Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Right now, I think Susan has me from 1-2, right after lunch, but I'm not sure. The OOUG web site is a little sparse on details. Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] We have enough youth. How about a fountain of intelligence? -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 4:50 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L But Mtt... you were always scheduled at either the same time *I* was presenting (trust me, I'd rather have gone to yours, I get stage fright) or when at LEAST 2 other presentations I wanted to see equally as much were there. Um, what time are you presenting at OOUG? My flight home is at 5, I have to leave around 2:30 or so --- Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: But Rachel, you never came to any of my presentations! (in my best whiney voice) At least you'll get to see me present in July at OOUG. Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] We have enough youth. How about a fountain of intelligence? -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 3:56 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L that's 'cause you present well and have knowledge or.. to quote one of my favorite shows: he has much knowledge. we must build an altar and worship him :) --- Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Actually, I had to miss this years (even though I was orginally schedule to give two presentations) due to a medical situation. I gave four the year before that. Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] We have enough youth. How about a fountain of intelligence? -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 1:09 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L OK. As the DBA Focus Area Manager for the IOUG, we do our best to weed out the fluff. If you were at IOUG this year, you should have noticed a significant reduction in the marketing fluff and more technical content. Yes, some showmanship is necessary when giving a presentation, but the content has to be there. Many people on this forum have submitted presentations to my track and then complained that they were not accepted. Let me give you some concrete numbers. This year, we received over 400 abstracts for the DBA track alone and accepted only 80. If one slips through the cracks, it won't a second time. Believe me when I say that 2002 was the best content-organized IOUG. Further comments? Submit an abstract for 2003 and find out!!! Thank You
