RE: RE: Horrifically, Vertiginously OT RE: NT Script

2001-06-27 Thread Mohan, Ross

Watch Out!!

VENKATA APPARAO is sending out
Viral attachments. 

I have mailed him already, but
feel free to do so yourself!

YIKES!

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'Mohan, Ross' wrote:

- LoL!  
- 
- Every sect needs its special liquid...
- 
- water, wine, kool-aid, and my own personal favorite: single malt scrotch.
-   
- 
- -Original Message-
- [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
- Sent: Monday, June 18, 2001 5:46 PM
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- 
- 
- Just sip the purple kool-aid...
- 
- Scott Shafer
- San Antonio, TX
- 210-581-6217
- 
- I hate the country, all those animals walking around un-cooked.
- 
-   ...'


 Take a look to the attachment. 


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Vertiginously OT RE: NT Script

2001-06-18 Thread Mohan, Ross

Yea, Paul, what gives?

Are you saying that we should all
just stop learning, give up, FDISK /MBR
our NT hard drives, Bobbetize our nether parts 
and head for the coast?

Huh?

Are ya?

Gawd, I wish Eric were here; he'd slap
you around with the Barbie you so clearly need. 

:)

(that was the obligatory 'smiley', indicating humor)

Ross

p.s. btw, as a former conslutant, one thing i 
learned was, whenever my clients asked anything 
about oracle on NT, I just laughed cynically, shook 
my head disconsolately, and said NT?  It'll never be 
scalable. It's really just a  buggy piece of poop.  

p.p.s  I just used the word poop because I was with 
my kids for the entire weekend. Many concepts in a young 
person's daily flow of events center around poop. It 
in no way reflects on my Rigidly Authoritarian Employer's 
view on life. 

p.p.p.s Even the phrase Rigidly Authoritarian Employer has
nothing to do with my employer, workplace, co-workers, or
stance on political correctness.

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RE: Vertiginously OT RE: NT Script

2001-06-18 Thread Kevin Kostyszyn

What the?:)

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Sent: Monday, June 18, 2001 4:22 PM
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Yea, Paul, what gives?

Are you saying that we should all
just stop learning, give up, FDISK /MBR
our NT hard drives, Bobbetize our nether parts 
and head for the coast?

Huh?

Are ya?

Gawd, I wish Eric were here; he'd slap
you around with the Barbie you so clearly need. 

:)

(that was the obligatory 'smiley', indicating humor)

Ross

p.s. btw, as a former conslutant, one thing i 
learned was, whenever my clients asked anything 
about oracle on NT, I just laughed cynically, shook 
my head disconsolately, and said NT?  It'll never be 
scalable. It's really just a  buggy piece of poop.  

p.p.s  I just used the word poop because I was with 
my kids for the entire weekend. Many concepts in a young 
person's daily flow of events center around poop. It 
in no way reflects on my Rigidly Authoritarian Employer's 
view on life. 

p.p.p.s Even the phrase Rigidly Authoritarian Employer has
nothing to do with my employer, workplace, co-workers, or
stance on political correctness.

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Horrifically, Vertiginously OT RE: NT Script

2001-06-18 Thread Mohan, Ross

mock horror on 

Wow, you have reproduced?!?!? 

mock horror off

:)
butto answer your provocative question: Neither!

I was a consultant too. The lies...the deceit. The constant 
learning of new tricks favored by each client. A different 
job every day. The anonymous calls...all the package bodies, 
many without hygienic wrappers...My tnslsnr had a port in every 
storm, and I denied service to no one. Pretty soon I had my own
site, and was serving pages to anonymous users for cheap, 
second relationships. I even inserted records into distributed
databases!

I felt dirty, 100% used, 0% free, and cheap. 

After a while, I came to see the SQL*Error of my ways. 

I became a wage slave. I joined the fold. A group of like-minded 
people. People will values like my own..I received forgiveness 
for all the child records I left with my forgotten clients, and 
moved forward into the First Day of the Rest of My Life. 

Come to Larry, Tom.  Come to Larry and let him HEAL you. 


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Sent: Monday, June 18, 2001 4:45 PM
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Ross,

was the below a typo, or are you making value judgements about my choice of
providing for my children? 

:)


Ross  p.s. btw, as a former conslutant, one thing i 



Tom Mercadante
Oracle Certified Professional


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Sent: Monday, June 18, 2001 4:22 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Yea, Paul, what gives?

Are you saying that we should all
just stop learning, give up, FDISK /MBR
our NT hard drives, Bobbetize our nether parts 
and head for the coast?

Huh?

Are ya?

Gawd, I wish Eric were here; he'd slap
you around with the Barbie you so clearly need. 

:)

(that was the obligatory 'smiley', indicating humor)

Ross

p.s. btw, as a former conslutant, one thing i 
learned was, whenever my clients asked anything 
about oracle on NT, I just laughed cynically, shook 
my head disconsolately, and said NT?  It'll never be 
scalable. It's really just a  buggy piece of poop.  

p.p.s  I just used the word poop because I was with 
my kids for the entire weekend. Many concepts in a young 
person's daily flow of events center around poop. It 
in no way reflects on my Rigidly Authoritarian Employer's 
view on life. 

p.p.p.s Even the phrase Rigidly Authoritarian Employer has
nothing to do with my employer, workplace, co-workers, or
stance on political correctness.

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RE: Horrifically, Vertiginously OT RE: NT Script

2001-06-18 Thread Mohan, Ross

LoL!  

Every sect needs its special liquid...

water, wine, kool-aid, and my own personal favorite: single malt scrotch.


-Original Message-
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Sent: Monday, June 18, 2001 5:46 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Just sip the purple kool-aid...

Scott Shafer
San Antonio, TX
210-581-6217

I hate the country, all those animals walking around un-cooked.

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 From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Monday, June 18, 2001 4:27 PM
 To:   Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
 Subject:  Horrifically, Vertiginously OT RE: NT Script
 
 mock horror on 
 
 Wow, you have reproduced?!?!? 
 
 mock horror off
 
 :)
 butto answer your provocative question: Neither!
 
 I was a consultant too. The lies...the deceit. The constant 
 learning of new tricks favored by each client. A different 
 job every day. The anonymous calls...all the package bodies, 
 many without hygienic wrappers...My tnslsnr had a port in every 
 storm, and I denied service to no one. Pretty soon I had my own
 site, and was serving pages to anonymous users for cheap, 
 second relationships. I even inserted records into distributed
 databases!
 
 I felt dirty, 100% used, 0% free, and cheap. 
 
 After a while, I came to see the SQL*Error of my ways. 
 
 I became a wage slave. I joined the fold. A group of like-minded 
 people. People will values like my own..I received forgiveness 
 for all the child records I left with my forgotten clients, and 
 moved forward into the First Day of the Rest of My Life. 
 
 Come to Larry, Tom.  Come to Larry and let him HEAL you. 
 
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