RE: stupid DBA
Michael Sun wrote: Peace on earth and de-fragmented Oracle database everywhere. "Peace on earth" was the password from the movie called "Dr. Strangelove", in my opinion one of the best movies ever made. De-fragmented databases are not an issue any more now that we have locally mismanaged tablespaces. -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Gogala, Mladen INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: stupid DBA
Michael, I disagree strongly w/ your comments about a peacefully defragemented Oracle database. See the article called "How to Stop Defragmenting and Start Living". Mike From: "Michael Sun" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: stupid DBA Date: Mon, 16 Apr 2001 16:40:48 -0800 Not to add fuel to fire, and I DO wish we kill trees (or electrons) on more enjoyable subjects than geopolitics or racism, however, I have the following to say, as a person of chinese ancestry. 1) As a member of an ethnic group that is still subjected to discrimination in today's America, I denounce every type of racial hatred and discriminatin, be it in the form of KKK's burning crosses or chinese bigotry against other racial groups. I don't fight hate with hate. It is simply wrong. 2) i do NOT agree with a lot of things Chinese government does, and I suspect most chinese people don't either. At least they don't have the right to claim representation from us because they were not free and lawfully elected by the Chinese people in the first place. 3) That, however, doesn't give anybody the right to ridicule me, or chinese people in general, whenever the government acts silly and goofy. Peace on earth and de-fragmented Oracle database everywhere. Michael - Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 6:45 PM Stupid "BUSH" time! Stupid US people select Bush as president. Stupid DBAs. Stupid job mkt. Stupid software Engineer! I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or something like that. Best wishes! Yours sincerely, Robert Chen ___ Cisco Certified Network Associate Oracle Certified Professional DBA SUN Certified Java Programmer SUN Certified Solaris7 System Administrator SUN Certified Solaris7 Network Administrator - Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 3:20 PM Hi Kevin, The Database Cache Assistant works fine till it reaches the last part where it tries to export some User data.. The error which it gives is "Unable to export User privileges" and then it fails and moves onto installing other components, I tried to install Oracle DB 8.1.7 and Oracle 9iAS on the same server. The configuration reaches the last part of the Database Cache configuration screen. Moreover once I sucessfully installed Oracle 8.1.6 DB and Oracle 8iAS (Earlier version) on the same server.. Thanks.. Sushant --- Kevin Tsay [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What's the problems you have ? --Kevin -Original Message- Sent: Thursday, April 12, 2001 3:55 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Hi all, Has anybody installed Oracle Database Cache of Oracle 9iAS sucessfully.. Thanks in advance... Sushant --- TARUN SHARMA [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hi, Yes u can install oracle 8i DB and 9iAS on the same machine. On Wed, 11 Apr 2001, Seema Singh wrote: Hi DBAs Can I install Db server and Oracle9iAS on same M/C. Thanks -Seema _ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Seema Singh INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: TARUN SHARMA INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the
OT: RE: stupid DBA
http://www.darwinawards.com excerpt: Literary Reference The existence of Darwin Awards shows that we apparently do need common sense warnings like, "Caution: Batman cape does not enable wearer to fly." OF COURSE, you have to have the SUPERMAN cape to FLY!!! -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Anderson, Brian INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: stupid DBA
Well, what did they expect after putting a guy whose name is pronounced something like "wrong way" up there? -Original Message- Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 7:01 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Ever considered trying out for fighter pilot in the chinese air force? I think they have an opening. On 13 Apr 2001, at 14:45, Robert Chen wrote: Date sent: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:45:30 -0800 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] ...I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or something like that. ... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Eric D. Pierce INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Gogala, Mladen INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
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Well, here's my 2 cents on the server side stuff. From ComputerWorld: The University of North Carolina has finally found a network server that, although missing for four years, hasn't missed a packet in all that time. Try as they might, university administrators couldn't find the server. Working with Novell, IT workers tracked it down by meticulously following cable until they literally ran into a wall. The server had been mistakenly sealed behind drywall by maintenance workers. - John Rendleman -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: stupid DBA
Cool. Thanks for the info, Stephen. I'll let you know how it goes. --Walt Weaver Bozeman, Montana, USA -Original Message- Sent: Monday, April 16, 2001 10:20 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Walt: I think you won't be too upset with Linux. At my previous job, part of my responsibilities included several Linux machines (2 DNS and 3 FTP). I did not even know about one of the FTP servers for about 6 months. During that time we had several times that we had power outages (mostly scheduled due to construction nearby). Since we didn't know about it, it was never shut down gracefully and always came back up fine. I know it came back fine because one day we were looking around the computer room and saw it and tried to figure out who used this box. So we powered it off and had a phone call within 30 minutes. There was a job that ftp'd a file to this box every 15 minutes from one of out HPUX boxes and then someone would "on-demand" pick up that file from an outside source. When the ftp from the HPUX box failed, an IT Analyst would get notified. We had to hack /etc/passwd to reset root's password. The moral of the story is that with no patches, no maintenance and absolutely no TLC, this box was more reliable than the NT boxes running IIS or the Netware file servers. Good luck and keep us posted how it goes. Stephen Andert [EMAIL PROTECTED] 04/14 6:15 PM How was it mean? Considering how well they seem to do their job, it would be a heck of a lot easier to become a Chinese fighter pilot than a nurse. Okay, now that I've completely polarized this group, I gotta ask: has anyone on this group run a large scale, enterprise-type web hosting site using VA Linux machines and Oracle? I'm in the process of deploying a couple of VA Linux 4450's as our backend database servers, and will be live with at least one site by the end of this week. I know that Larry Ellison's hobby, Net Ledger, uses several thousand VA Linux 2230's to do some sort of OPS and is running wonderfully, and if Larry can do it I figure I can too. :) Anyway, I've been led, bound and gagged, to the alter of Open Source, and I'm gonna be running our web sites on Linux come hell or high water. Any suggestions, recommendations, or condolences will be warmly welcomed here in Southern Montana. :) Thanks, --Walt Weaver Bozeman, Montana, USA P.S. 4,000 flying hours in the U.S. Air Force, around the world, have taught me that outside of the U.S., Europe, and Israel the best pilots in the world are Russian, and the worst are Chinese. These are my observations only, and do not reflect the views of my superiors, whoever they might be. -Original Message- To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: 4/13/2001 6:55 PM This was mean. --- "Eric D. Pierce" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Ever considered trying out for fighter pilot in the chinese air force? I think they have an opening. -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Weaver, Walt INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Stephen Andert INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Weaver, Walt INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: stupid DBA
LOL!! Thank you Mladen, you helped a very bleak Monday become a little brighter. -- Rodd Holman Oracle DBA (605) 988-1373 [EMAIL PROTECTED] Comments made are my own opinions and views. They do not represent views, policies, or procedures of LodgeNet Entertainment Corporation On Monday 16 April 2001 11:45, Gogala, Mladen wrote: Well, what did they expect after putting a guy whose name is pronounced something like "wrong way" up there? -Original Message- Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 7:01 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Ever considered trying out for fighter pilot in the chinese air force? I think they have an opening. On 13 Apr 2001, at 14:45, Robert Chen wrote: Date sent:Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:45:30 -0800 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] ...I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or something like that. ... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Rodd Holman INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: stupid DBA
Disk corruption or failure. I hope you have a good backup for the recovery! -Original Message- Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 6:46 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Stupid "BUSH" time! Stupid US people select Bush as president. Stupid DBAs. Stupid job mkt. Stupid software Engineer! I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or something like that. Best wishes! Yours sincerely, Robert Chen ___ Cisco Certified Network Associate Oracle Certified Professional DBA SUN Certified Java Programmer SUN Certified Solaris7 System Administrator SUN Certified Solaris7 Network Administrator - Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 3:20 PM Hi Kevin, The Database Cache Assistant works fine till it reaches the last part where it tries to export some User data.. The error which it gives is "Unable to export User privileges" and then it fails and moves onto installing other components, I tried to install Oracle DB 8.1.7 and Oracle 9iAS on the same server. The configuration reaches the last part of the Database Cache configuration screen. Moreover once I sucessfully installed Oracle 8.1.6 DB and Oracle 8iAS (Earlier version) on the same server.. Thanks.. Sushant --- Kevin Tsay [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What's the problems you have ? --Kevin -Original Message- Sent: Thursday, April 12, 2001 3:55 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Hi all, Has anybody installed Oracle Database Cache of Oracle 9iAS sucessfully.. Thanks in advance... Sushant --- TARUN SHARMA [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hi, Yes u can install oracle 8i DB and 9iAS on the same machine. On Wed, 11 Apr 2001, Seema Singh wrote: Hi DBAs Can I install Db server and Oracle9iAS on same M/C. Thanks -Seema _ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Seema Singh INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: TARUN SHARMA INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). __ Do You Yahoo!? Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail. http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Oracle DBA INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Kevin Tsay INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed
RE: stupid DBA
Well, according to the stereotype, they aren't very good drivers, so maybe it was inevitable. ep [EMAIL PROTECTED] 04/14 6:15 PM How was it mean? Considering how well they seem to do their job, it would be a heck of a lot easier to become a Chinese fighter pilot than a nurse. ... P.S. 4,000 flying hours in the U.S. Air Force, around the world, have taught me that outside of the U.S., Europe, and Israel the best pilots in the world are Russian, and the worst are Chinese. ... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Eric D. Pierce INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
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Not to add fuel to fire, and I DO wish we kill trees (or electrons) on more enjoyable subjects than geopolitics or racism, however, I have the following to say, as a person of chinese ancestry. 1) As a member of an ethnic group that is still subjected to discrimination in today's America, I denounce every type of racial hatred and discriminatin, be it in the form of KKK's burning crosses or chinese bigotry against other racial groups. I don't fight hate with hate. It is simply wrong. 2) i do NOT agree with a lot of things Chinese government does, and I suspect most chinese people don't either. At least they don't have the right to claim representation from us because they were not free and lawfully elected by the Chinese people in the first place. 3) That, however, doesn't give anybody the right to ridicule me, or chinese people in general, whenever the government acts silly and goofy. Peace on earth and de-fragmented Oracle database everywhere. Michael - Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 6:45 PM Stupid "BUSH" time! Stupid US people select Bush as president. Stupid DBAs. Stupid job mkt. Stupid software Engineer! I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or something like that. Best wishes! Yours sincerely, Robert Chen ___ Cisco Certified Network Associate Oracle Certified Professional DBA SUN Certified Java Programmer SUN Certified Solaris7 System Administrator SUN Certified Solaris7 Network Administrator - Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 3:20 PM Hi Kevin, The Database Cache Assistant works fine till it reaches the last part where it tries to export some User data.. The error which it gives is "Unable to export User privileges" and then it fails and moves onto installing other components, I tried to install Oracle DB 8.1.7 and Oracle 9iAS on the same server. The configuration reaches the last part of the Database Cache configuration screen. Moreover once I sucessfully installed Oracle 8.1.6 DB and Oracle 8iAS (Earlier version) on the same server.. Thanks.. Sushant --- Kevin Tsay [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What's the problems you have ? --Kevin -Original Message- Sent: Thursday, April 12, 2001 3:55 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Hi all, Has anybody installed Oracle Database Cache of Oracle 9iAS sucessfully.. Thanks in advance... Sushant --- TARUN SHARMA [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hi, Yes u can install oracle 8i DB and 9iAS on the same machine. On Wed, 11 Apr 2001, Seema Singh wrote: Hi DBAs Can I install Db server and Oracle9iAS on same M/C. Thanks -Seema _ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Seema Singh INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: TARUN SHARMA INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). __ Do You Yahoo!? Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail. http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Oracle DBA INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX:
RE: stupid DBA
Get him his medication -Original Message- Sent: 13 April 2001 23:46 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Stupid "BUSH" time! Stupid US people select Bush as president. Stupid DBAs. Stupid job mkt. Stupid software Engineer! I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or something like that. Best wishes! Yours sincerely, Robert Chen ___ Cisco Certified Network Associate Oracle Certified Professional DBA SUN Certified Java Programmer SUN Certified Solaris7 System Administrator SUN Certified Solaris7 Network Administrator - Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 3:20 PM Hi Kevin, The Database Cache Assistant works fine till it reaches the last part where it tries to export some User data.. The error which it gives is "Unable to export User privileges" and then it fails and moves onto installing other components, I tried to install Oracle DB 8.1.7 and Oracle 9iAS on the same server. The configuration reaches the last part of the Database Cache configuration screen. Moreover once I sucessfully installed Oracle 8.1.6 DB and Oracle 8iAS (Earlier version) on the same server.. Thanks.. Sushant --- Kevin Tsay [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What's the problems you have ? --Kevin -Original Message- Sent: Thursday, April 12, 2001 3:55 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Hi all, Has anybody installed Oracle Database Cache of Oracle 9iAS sucessfully.. Thanks in advance... Sushant --- TARUN SHARMA [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hi, Yes u can install oracle 8i DB and 9iAS on the same machine. On Wed, 11 Apr 2001, Seema Singh wrote: Hi DBAs Can I install Db server and Oracle9iAS on same M/C. Thanks -Seema _ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Seema Singh INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: TARUN SHARMA INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). __ Do You Yahoo!? Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail. http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Oracle DBA INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Kevin Tsay INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other
RE: stupid DBA
How was it mean? Considering how well they seem to do their job, it would be a heck of a lot easier to become a Chinese fighter pilot than a nurse. Okay, now that I've completely polarized this group, I gotta ask: has anyone on this group run a large scale, enterprise-type web hosting site using VA Linux machines and Oracle? I'm in the process of deploying a couple of VA Linux 4450's as our backend database servers, and will be live with at least one site by the end of this week. I know that Larry Ellison's hobby, Net Ledger, uses several thousand VA Linux 2230's to do some sort of OPS and is running wonderfully, and if Larry can do it I figure I can too. :) Anyway, I've been led, bound and gagged, to the alter of Open Source, and I'm gonna be running our web sites on Linux come hell or high water. Any suggestions, recommendations, or condolences will be warmly welcomed here in Southern Montana. :) Thanks, --Walt Weaver Bozeman, Montana, USA P.S. 4,000 flying hours in the U.S. Air Force, around the world, have taught me that outside of the U.S., Europe, and Israel the best pilots in the world are Russian, and the worst are Chinese. These are my observations only, and do not reflect the views of my superiors, whoever they might be. -Original Message- To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: 4/13/2001 6:55 PM This was mean. --- "Eric D. Pierce" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Ever considered trying out for fighter pilot in the chinese air force? I think they have an opening. -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Weaver, Walt INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
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Stupid "BUSH" time! Stupid US people select Bush as president. Stupid DBAs. Stupid job mkt. Stupid software Engineer! I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or something like that. Best wishes! Yours sincerely, Robert Chen ___ Cisco Certified Network Associate Oracle Certified Professional DBA SUN Certified Java Programmer SUN Certified Solaris7 System Administrator SUN Certified Solaris7 Network Administrator - Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 3:20 PM Hi Kevin, The Database Cache Assistant works fine till it reaches the last part where it tries to export some User data.. The error which it gives is "Unable to export User privileges" and then it fails and moves onto installing other components, I tried to install Oracle DB 8.1.7 and Oracle 9iAS on the same server. The configuration reaches the last part of the Database Cache configuration screen. Moreover once I sucessfully installed Oracle 8.1.6 DB and Oracle 8iAS (Earlier version) on the same server.. Thanks.. Sushant --- Kevin Tsay [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What's the problems you have ? --Kevin -Original Message- Sent: Thursday, April 12, 2001 3:55 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Hi all, Has anybody installed Oracle Database Cache of Oracle 9iAS sucessfully.. Thanks in advance... Sushant --- TARUN SHARMA [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hi, Yes u can install oracle 8i DB and 9iAS on the same machine. On Wed, 11 Apr 2001, Seema Singh wrote: Hi DBAs Can I install Db server and Oracle9iAS on same M/C. Thanks -Seema _ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Seema Singh INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: TARUN SHARMA INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). __ Do You Yahoo!? Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail. http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Oracle DBA INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Kevin Tsay INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). __ Do You Yahoo!? Get email at your own
Re: stupid DBA
On Fri, 13 Apr 2001, Robert Chen wrote: Stupid "BUSH" time! Stupid US people select Bush as president. Stupid DBAs. Stupid job mkt. Stupid software Engineer! I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or something like that. Tomorrow you may want to get up on the other side of the bed :) although, as best noted in ASR, all hardware sucks, all software sucks. It's just different degrees of suckage. Cheers, GC -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Gregory Conron INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: stupid DBA
Ever considered trying out for fighter pilot in the chinese air force? I think they have an opening. On 13 Apr 2001, at 14:45, Robert Chen wrote: Date sent: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:45:30 -0800 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] ...I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or something like that. ... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Eric D. Pierce INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: stupid DBA
This was mean. --- "Eric D. Pierce" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Ever considered trying out for fighter pilot in the chinese air force? I think they have an opening. On 13 Apr 2001, at 14:45, Robert Chen wrote: Date sent:Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:45:30 -0800 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] ...I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or something like that. ... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Eric D. Pierce INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). __ Do You Yahoo!? Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail. http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: PK J INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: stupid DBA
Oh, I thought this was a personal message to me. At least that is how our applications people refer to the DBAs whenever THEY screw up. Denise Gwinn [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
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and the original post was not?? From: PK J [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: stupid DBA Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 16:55:19 -0800 This was mean. --- "Eric D. Pierce" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Ever considered trying out for fighter pilot in the chinese air force? I think they have an opening. On 13 Apr 2001, at 14:45, Robert Chen wrote: Date sent: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:45:30 -0800 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] ...I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or something like that. ... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Eric D. Pierce INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). __ Do You Yahoo!? Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail. http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: PK J INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). _ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Rachel Carmichael INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: stupid DBA
http://www.darwinawards.com excerpt: Literary Reference The existence of Darwin Awards shows that we apparently do need common sense warnings like, "Caution: Batman cape does not enable wearer to fly." ([from:] Greg Hanes [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]) On 13 Apr 2001, at 17:25, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Date sent: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 17:25:19 -0800 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Oh, I thought this was a personal message to me. At least that is how our applications people refer to the DBAs whenever THEY screw up. Denise Gwinn [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Eric D. Pierce INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: stupid DBA
LOL.. That guy deserves the 'Darwin' award. Flying like that under the a wing of bigger plane As for the original poster... the signature tells the real story (if it is really real,that is). -Original Message- From: Eric D. Pierce [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 6:01 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: Re: stupid DBA Ever considered trying out for fighter pilot in the chinese air force? I think they have an opening. On 13 Apr 2001, at 14:45, Robert Chen wrote: Date sent:Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:45:30 -0800 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] ...I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or something like that. ... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Eric D. Pierce INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Deshpande, Kirti INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: stupid DBA
well.. "ever" might be pushing it a bit... but yes, it was funny :) From: "Paul Baumgartel" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: stupid DBA Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 18:50:55 -0800 Eric's post was the funniest thing I have ever read on this list. - Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 10:05 PM and the original post was not?? From: PK J [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: stupid DBA Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 16:55:19 -0800 This was mean. --- "Eric D. Pierce" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Ever considered trying out for fighter pilot in the chinese air force? I think they have an opening. On 13 Apr 2001, at 14:45, Robert Chen wrote: Date sent: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:45:30 -0800 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] ...I am considering to change to be a nurse associate or something like that. ... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Eric D. Pierce INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). __ Do You Yahoo!? Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail. http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: PK J INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). _ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Rachel Carmichael INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Paul Baumgartel INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). _ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Rachel Carmichael INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also sen
