Re: What is the origin of the nickname, Texas quotes?

2007-12-08 Thread Thom Boyer

Chas. Owens wrote:

Like a true Texan* (grin), he skewed the numbers to make Texas look
bigger than it is.  It is between 2.4** and 2.5*** when you include
...
* I am resident of Virgina, so I have no axe to grind; I am just
looking for a definitive answer.
** random sites on the Internet
*** wikipedia: 663267/261797 = 2.5335


Ouch.

But, back to Perl I didn't get an answer to my follow-up question:
So, it's because this is so much bigger than «this», this, or 
'this'?



Chas. Owens wrote:

*** wikipedia: 663267/261797 = 2.5335
As for skewing the numbers Actually, I just grabbed the land areas 
from the text of the two Wikipedia articles (570,380 /261,797~=2.1787). 
I didn't even notice that I was getting land area only. I didn't even 
see the total area that was conveniently available in the summary 
boxes. Really. I swear it.


As a matter of fact, I've always been sensitive to the perception that 
Texans are braggarts. We had a family move to our area from California 
when I was young. They irritated me so much by their continual claims of 
California's superiority that I decided I never wanted to appear that 
obnoxious to anyone else, even if I am proud of my home state. Too many 
Texans are like a friend of mine who has a sign by his front door: 
Never ask a man where he's from: if he's from Texas, he'll tell you; if 
he isn't, there's no point in embarrassing him.


Makes me cringe, even if it /is/ all in fun.

I told an Alaskan friend about that sign, and that's when he told me 
that if we didn't shut up about it, Alaska would split itself in half 
and make Texas the /third/ largest state. I suppose it's a measure of 
Texas pride that I was in my forties before I knew that Alaska was 
/that/ much bigger than Texas.


=thom
--
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.


Re: What is the origin of the nickname, Texas quotes?

2007-12-07 Thread Larry Wall
On Fri, Dec 07, 2007 at 11:25:14PM +, Andy Armstrong wrote:
 On 7 Dec 2007, at 23:19, Chas. Owens wrote:
 That is my take on it: Everything is bigger in Texas, even French 
 Quotes.


 You know, from a complete outsider's perspective, I really prefer the 
 Paris, Texas explanation :)

Everything is bigger in Texas *except* Paris.

Larry


Re: What is the origin of the nickname, Texas quotes?

2007-12-07 Thread Larry Wall
On Thu, Dec 06, 2007 at 12:12:36PM -0700, Thom Boyer wrote:
 Larry Wall wrote:
 Good guess, but no.  It comes from the fact that Texas always bragged
 about how they were the largest state in the union, and had the biggest
 everything, including ten-gallon hats.  That was before we added Alaska.
 Now if they pull that stunt we offer to carve Alaska up into 4 states,
 in which case Texas would be the 5th largest.

 But Texans still like to think big, and we love 'em all to pieces for it.
 Especially Patrick these days... :)

 Larry
   
 So, it's because this is so much bigger than «this», this, or 'this'?

 By the way, as a native Texan, I find offensive your claim that Texas*4  
 Alaska. The truth is hurtful enough:
Texas*2.1787 = Alaska
 I had to carry it out to 4 decimal places so I wouldn't have to round the 
 last digit UP.

 :-)

My claim is just that that's how the standard joke goes.  (I suspect
the 4x probably arises from casual inspection of a mercator projection,
where Alaska does look four times bigger.  But then, that's the fault
of Texas for being closer to the equator. :)

Larry


Re: What is the origin of the nickname, Texas quotes?

2007-12-07 Thread Chas. Owens
On Dec 7, 2007 11:50 AM, Larry Wall [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 On Thu, Dec 06, 2007 at 12:12:36PM -0700, Thom Boyer wrote:
  Larry Wall wrote:
  Good guess, but no.  It comes from the fact that Texas always bragged
  about how they were the largest state in the union, and had the biggest
  everything, including ten-gallon hats.  That was before we added Alaska.
  Now if they pull that stunt we offer to carve Alaska up into 4 states,
  in which case Texas would be the 5th largest.
 
  But Texans still like to think big, and we love 'em all to pieces for it.
  Especially Patrick these days... :)
 
  Larry
 
  So, it's because this is so much bigger than «this», this, or 'this'?
 
  By the way, as a native Texan, I find offensive your claim that Texas*4 
  Alaska. The truth is hurtful enough:
 Texas*2.1787 = Alaska
  I had to carry it out to 4 decimal places so I wouldn't have to round the
  last digit UP.
 
  :-)

 My claim is just that that's how the standard joke goes.  (I suspect
 the 4x probably arises from casual inspection of a mercator projection,
 where Alaska does look four times bigger.  But then, that's the fault
 of Texas for being closer to the equator. :)

 Larry


Like a true Texan* (grin), he skewed the numbers to make Texas look
bigger than it is.  It is between 2.4** and 2.5*** when you include
inland bodies of water, and when you include territorial waters it may
well have a 4 to 1 ratio with Texas (since it is effectively a very
large peninsula and Texas has a relatively small coastline).  I have
placed calls to both Alaska's CGIN and NOAA NOS* and they are
trying to find the area of the two states' territorial waters for
me**.  I was not able to find a Texas resource, but so far it
looks like the NOAA NOS and OCS*** are going to be the best bets
anyways.

* I am resident of Virgina, so I have no axe to grind; I am just
looking for a definitive answer.
** random sites on the Internet
*** wikipedia: 663267/261797 = 2.5335
 Census and Geographic Information Network:
http://almis.labor.state.ak.us/?PAGEID=67SUBID=114
* National Ocean Service: oceanservice.noaa.gov
** Yes, I am anal, insane, and on narcotics (I had my wisdom teeth
extracted this morning)
*** Office of Coast Survey:
http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/programs/cs/welcome.html


Re: What is the origin of the nickname, Texas quotes?

2007-12-06 Thread Larry Wall
On Thu, Dec 06, 2007 at 09:36:36AM -0700, Thom Boyer wrote:
 From S02:
 

The double angles may be written either with French quotes, «$foo
@bar[]»||, or with Texas quotes, $foo @bar[],|| as the ASCII
workaround.

 

 I'm curious about the naming of Texas quotes.

 My guess is that the name is inspired by the existence of a town called 
 Paris, Texas. That city's name might remind you of France, but isn't the 
 real thing. Similarly, Texas Quotes|| might remind you of «French 
 Quotes», but they're not quite as elegant.

 Have I got that right?

Good guess, but no.  It comes from the fact that Texas always bragged
about how they were the largest state in the union, and had the biggest
everything, including ten-gallon hats.  That was before we added Alaska.
Now if they pull that stunt we offer to carve Alaska up into 4 states,
in which case Texas would be the 5th largest.

But Texans still like to think big, and we love 'em all to pieces for it.
Especially Patrick these days... :)

Larry


Re: What is the origin of the nickname, Texas quotes?

2007-12-06 Thread Thom Boyer

Larry Wall wrote:

On Thu, Dec 06, 2007 at 09:36:36AM -0700, Thom Boyer wrote:
  

From S02:


   The double angles may be written either with French quotes, «$foo
   @bar[]»||, or with Texas quotes, $foo @bar[],|| as the ASCII
   workaround.



I'm curious about the naming of Texas quotes.

My guess is that the name is inspired by the existence of a town called 
Paris, Texas. That city's name might remind you of France, but isn't the 
real thing. Similarly, Texas Quotes|| might remind you of «French 
Quotes», but they're not quite as elegant.


Have I got that right?



Good guess, but no.  It comes from the fact that Texas always bragged
about how they were the largest state in the union, and had the biggest
everything, including ten-gallon hats.  That was before we added Alaska.
Now if they pull that stunt we offer to carve Alaska up into 4 states,
in which case Texas would be the 5th largest.

But Texans still like to think big, and we love 'em all to pieces for it.
Especially Patrick these days... :)

Larry
  

So, it's because this is so much bigger than «this», this, or 'this'?

By the way, as a native Texan, I find offensive your claim that Texas*4 
 Alaska. The truth is hurtful enough:

   Texas*2.1787 = Alaska
I had to carry it out to 4 decimal places so I wouldn't have to round 
the last digit UP.


:-)

=thom