[PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

2008-10-10 Thread Michelle Konzack
Hello,

For those who are seeking for PHP jobs  (small  and  big  ones),  I  can
recomment you the Website

http://www.GetACoder.com/

I get, since several years, my jobs there, but I am currently overworked
to use it...  ;-)

Most jobs are even payed using PayPal...  which mean, you  can  even  do
the Job occasional privately withpout paying any fiscal tax...  :-D

Thanks, Greetings and nice Day/Evening
Michelle Konzack
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RE: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

2008-10-10 Thread Boyd, Todd M.
 -Original Message-
 From: Michelle Konzack [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2008 6:38 PM
 To: PHP - General
 Subject: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available
 
 Hello,
 
 For those who are seeking for PHP jobs  (small  and  big  ones),  I
 can recomment you the Website
 
 http://www.GetACoder.com/
 
 I get, since several years, my jobs there, but I am currently
 overworked to use it...  ;-)
 
 Most jobs are even payed using PayPal...  which mean, you  can  even
 do the Job occasional privately withpout paying any fiscal tax...  :-D

www.rentacoder.com
www.scriptlance.com

...and probably a hundred others. I just find I'm often drastically
outbid by someone from a developing 2nd-world nation that doesn't mind
building and designing an entire corporate web application for $10 ($3
of which is generally taken by the crowd-sourcing site on which the
transaction takes place).

The thing is, though, that I'm sure a lot of those jobs go unfinished or
are finished sloppily. When people stop caring so much about squeezing
their dollar, and start to care about actually getting a good product
from their seller/coder relationship, I might get back into it.


Todd Boyd
Web Programmer




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Re: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

2008-10-10 Thread Nathan Rixham

Boyd, Todd M. wrote:

-Original Message-
From: Michelle Konzack [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2008 6:38 PM
To: PHP - General
Subject: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

Hello,

For those who are seeking for PHP jobs  (small  and  big  ones),  I
can recomment you the Website

http://www.GetACoder.com/

I get, since several years, my jobs there, but I am currently
overworked to use it...  ;-)

Most jobs are even payed using PayPal...  which mean, you  can  even
do the Job occasional privately withpout paying any fiscal tax...  :-D


what a fantastic comment to attach to your full personal details and 
indeed company :D




www.rentacoder.com
www.scriptlance.com

...and probably a hundred others. I just find I'm often drastically
outbid by someone from a developing 2nd-world nation that doesn't mind
building and designing an entire corporate web application for $10 ($3
of which is generally taken by the crowd-sourcing site on which the
transaction takes place).


on that note; I found a lucrative little spot on scriptlance 
remaking/bug fixing the lower quality work for maybe not normal, but 
certainly decent, rates.



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RE: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

2008-10-10 Thread tedd

At 9:36 AM -0500 10/10/08, Boyd, Todd M. wrote:

www.rentacoder.com
www.scriptlance.com

...and probably a hundred others. I just find I'm often drastically
outbid by someone from a developing 2nd-world nation that doesn't mind
building and designing an entire corporate web application for $10 ($3
of which is generally taken by the crowd-sourcing site on which the
transaction takes place).

The thing is, though, that I'm sure a lot of those jobs go unfinished or
are finished sloppily. When people stop caring so much about squeezing
their dollar, and start to care about actually getting a good product
from their seller/coder relationship, I might get back into it.


I had a paid account with guru.com and spent a full year answering 
proposals ( 100) -- I didn't get a single job. It was a complete 
waste of time for me, but I am sure it works for others.


I just landed a client who had a very bad experience with rentacoder. 
So, it appears that the 2nd-world nation programming experience is 
providing some kick-back work for honest programmers. At least I 
receive more business from people who have had problems with cheap 
programming than those high-profile sites who sell cheap 
programming serves.


Cheers,

tedd


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Re: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

2008-10-10 Thread Richard Heyes
 When people stop caring so much about squeezing
 their dollar

I don't see that happening any time soon... :-)

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RE: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

2008-10-10 Thread TG
I had a free Guru.com account when I was working freelance and job hunting 
and all that, and I didn't bother submitting a single proposal because I 
could see how all the jobs went.  People would submit a reasonable proposal 
and eventually it would get to the point where someone was bidding $1 to do 
the job.  That was $1 plus $5,000 or something in additional work or some 
stupidity.

I wasn't about to jump into a pit of idiots and compete in an obviously 
losing battle with unscrupulous bidders.  Regardless of whether they were 
overseas or not, it's still a losing proposition for someone like me.   Not 
only do you have to compete with unfair bidding practices and predatory 
sales people, but you have to fight the stigma of the innevitable crap jobs 
all these other guys may be doing and have to prove yourself above and 
beyond what you'd have to.

Not to mention, if you DO get a proposal from someone who's been burnt 
before, there's a higher likelihood that they're going to put unreasonable 
demands on you, hoping to control the 'burn' the second time around.  
Blarg.  Screw it. hah

-TG

- Original Message -
From: tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: php-general@lists.php.net
Date: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:13:11 -0400
Subject: RE: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

 At 9:36 AM -0500 10/10/08, Boyd, Todd M. wrote:
 www.rentacoder.com
 www.scriptlance.com
 
 ...and probably a hundred others. I just find I'm often drastically
 outbid by someone from a developing 2nd-world nation that doesn't mind
 building and designing an entire corporate web application for $10 ($3
 of which is generally taken by the crowd-sourcing site on which the
 transaction takes place).
 
 The thing is, though, that I'm sure a lot of those jobs go unfinished or
 are finished sloppily. When people stop caring so much about squeezing
 their dollar, and start to care about actually getting a good product
 from their seller/coder relationship, I might get back into it.
 
 I had a paid account with guru.com and spent a full year answering 
 proposals ( 100) -- I didn't get a single job. It was a complete 
 waste of time for me, but I am sure it works for others.
 
 I just landed a client who had a very bad experience with rentacoder. 
 So, it appears that the 2nd-world nation programming experience is 
 providing some kick-back work for honest programmers. At least I 
 receive more business from people who have had problems with cheap 
 programming than those high-profile sites who sell cheap 
 programming serves.
 
 Cheers,
 
 tedd


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RE: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

2008-10-10 Thread Boyd, Todd M.
 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
 Behalf Of Richard Heyes
 Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 10:15 AM
 To: Boyd, Todd M.
 Cc: php-general@lists.php.net
 Subject: Re: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available
 
  When people stop caring so much about squeezing
  their dollar
 
 I don't see that happening any time soon... :-)

It always happens. At least... it always happens eventually in companies
that stay in existence. Eventually, they figure out that it costs them
more money to go back and fix crap-tastic code 4 or 5 times than it does
to just pay well to code it right in the first place.

Now, if I could just get hold of them AFTER they've decided to address
the problem, and not just the symptoms of their floundering code...


Todd Boyd
Web Programmer




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Re: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

2008-10-10 Thread Nathan Rixham

Richard Heyes wrote:

When people stop caring so much about squeezing
their dollar


I don't see that happening any time soon... :-)



ahh but they'll be squeezing their amero's soon

which incidentally sounds rather funny

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RE: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

2008-10-10 Thread tedd

At 11:46 AM -0400 10/10/08, TG wrote:

I had a free Guru.com account when I was working freelance and job hunting
and all that, and I didn't bother submitting a single proposal because I
could see how all the jobs went.  People would submit a reasonable proposal
and eventually it would get to the point where someone was bidding $1 to do
the job.  That was $1 plus $5,000 or something in additional work or some
stupidity.


I had one guy respond to my bid and ask how much I charged. I replied 
$50 per hour.


To which he said $50! I never paid more than $25 per hour -- will 
you work for that?


I replied Sure, but it's going to take me twice as long to get anything done.

I didn't get the job.

Actually, if I really punched a time clock, I'm probably making 
around $25 per hour (or less) anyway. It's a good thing I love the 
work, but it's usually the clients who are the main problem. Too bad 
they often stand in the way of what they really want done.


I had another respond to my bid. They wanted a way they could upload 
Word documents to a server and have them automagically become pdf 
files. I said, Why don't you just do it directly from Word? Poof -- 
I lost that contract.


Another said that they wanted a way to upload pdf files and then 
inject input fields directly into the uploaded pdf file.


I told them that's not an easy thing to do considering how PDF files 
are constructed. So I suggested creating an online form and 
generating pdf files on the fly. I even made a demo for them to use. 
But, the client said No, we need to be able use our existing pdf 
files.


So, I researched the hell out of it some more and came to the 
conclusion that it would be very difficult and told them so.


They answered Oh, don't worry about it, we already found someone who 
can do it. He showed us a way that we could use an online form and 
generate pdf files on the fly.


Duh!

Is everyone stupid or is it just me?  :-)

Cheers,

tedd
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Re: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

2008-10-10 Thread Daniel Brown
On Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 2:54 PM, tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Is everyone stupid or is it just me?  :-)

No, you're not the only one.  You're in good company.

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RE: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

2008-10-10 Thread Ashley Sheridan
On Fri, 2008-10-10 at 14:54 -0400, tedd wrote:
 At 11:46 AM -0400 10/10/08, TG wrote:
 I had a free Guru.com account when I was working freelance and job hunting
 and all that, and I didn't bother submitting a single proposal because I
 could see how all the jobs went.  People would submit a reasonable proposal
 and eventually it would get to the point where someone was bidding $1 to do
 the job.  That was $1 plus $5,000 or something in additional work or some
 stupidity.
 
 I had one guy respond to my bid and ask how much I charged. I replied 
 $50 per hour.
 
 To which he said $50! I never paid more than $25 per hour -- will 
 you work for that?
 
 I replied Sure, but it's going to take me twice as long to get anything 
 done.
 
 I didn't get the job.
 
 Actually, if I really punched a time clock, I'm probably making 
 around $25 per hour (or less) anyway. It's a good thing I love the 
 work, but it's usually the clients who are the main problem. Too bad 
 they often stand in the way of what they really want done.
 
 I had another respond to my bid. They wanted a way they could upload 
 Word documents to a server and have them automagically become pdf 
 files. I said, Why don't you just do it directly from Word? Poof -- 
 I lost that contract.
 
 Another said that they wanted a way to upload pdf files and then 
 inject input fields directly into the uploaded pdf file.
 
 I told them that's not an easy thing to do considering how PDF files 
 are constructed. So I suggested creating an online form and 
 generating pdf files on the fly. I even made a demo for them to use. 
 But, the client said No, we need to be able use our existing pdf 
 files.
 
 So, I researched the hell out of it some more and came to the 
 conclusion that it would be very difficult and told them so.
 
 They answered Oh, don't worry about it, we already found someone who 
 can do it. He showed us a way that we could use an online form and 
 generate pdf files on the fly.
 
 Duh!
 
 Is everyone stupid or is it just me?  :-)
 
 Cheers,
 
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We've all been there. I put together a site at work, and despite my best
efforts, the girl who is in-charge of adding content keeps making the
same mistakes, like trying to upload a PDF in a field clearly marked CSV
(and then wondering why it doesn't work) or adding a new article and
wonder why it doesn't appear in date order if she doesn't specify a date
(articles often get added at times other than they occur) or why when
she uploads a 1024*768 BMP file, the site has trouble converting it,
despite asking for a much smaller JPG file! All these problems are just
on one site and with one woman. My whole base is like this!


Ash
www.ashleysheridan.co.uk


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RE: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

2008-10-10 Thread tedd

At 12:38 AM +0100 10/11/08, Ashley Sheridan wrote:

All these problems are just on one site and with one woman.

Ash



I won't comment on that, other than say -- while they may all look 
different, there's really only one woman. It's an ant-like thing.  :-)


Cheers,

tedd

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Re: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

2008-10-10 Thread Nathan Rixham

tedd wrote:

At 12:38 AM +0100 10/11/08, Ashley Sheridan wrote:

All these problems are just on one site and with one woman.

Ash



I won't comment on that, other than say -- while they may all look 
different, there's really only one woman. It's an ant-like thing.  :-)


Cheers,

tedd



gets me to wondering just how many hours I've wasted in my career 
modifying systems to deal with what are clearly 
company/management/staffing issues; in-fact I dread to think so won't.


*just doing me job*

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Re: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

2008-10-10 Thread Ross McKay
On Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:54:19 -0400, tedd wrote:

[...]
Is everyone stupid or is it just me?  :-)

Yes. No.

However, the software world is amazingly amenable to both propagating
stupidity and allowing it to grow and foster further stupidity. Probably
because when it all does finally collapse, there's nobody underneath to
get flattened :)

TDWTF likes to point out the difference between success in the real
world and success in the software world: in the real world, it isn't a
success just because the client paid for it, it actually has to stay up
and working without constant patch-ups (on which basis, I'd guess the
Leaning Tower of Pisa isn't really a success :)

http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/What_Could_Possibly_Be_Worse_Than_Failure_0x3f_.aspx

If/when you recognise stupidity in your own actions, stupid tends to
stop. If you never see the stupidity... :)
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Re: [PHP] [Semi-OT] Tonns of jobs available

2008-10-10 Thread Eric Butera
On Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 8:27 PM, Nathan Rixham [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 tedd wrote:

 At 12:38 AM +0100 10/11/08, Ashley Sheridan wrote:

 All these problems are just on one site and with one woman.

 Ash


 I won't comment on that, other than say -- while they may all look
 different, there's really only one woman. It's an ant-like thing.  :-)

 Cheers,

 tedd


 gets me to wondering just how many hours I've wasted in my career modifying
 systems to deal with what are clearly company/management/staffing issues;
 in-fact I dread to think so won't.

 *just doing me job*

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My favorite part is completing a program for review internally.  Then
the client sees it and requests custom changes for X employee who will
be doing the data entry.  Then X employee moves on and Y employee
comes along.  Then Y employee requests custom changes because it's
wrong. ;)

But hey, as long as we're getting paid, right?

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