[PHP] Re: Sad PHP Poem
At 1:26 AM -0300 7/1/06, Martin Alterisio wrote: That's all folks. Coming up next: an innovative realistic soccer simulation game: Fix the World Cup. Everything from bribing a referee to fixing the team sorting. Do you lack the morality to make your team the world champion by any means necessary? Take this chance to prove it! (just joking... really but it would be a good game, wouldn't it?) Soccer... what's that? tedd -- http://sperling.com http://ancientstones.com http://earthstones.com -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Re: Sad PHP Poem
I think they call it 'futbol' in your native language tedd. Or was that 'maize'.. it was one or the other :) -TG = = = Original message = = = At 1:26 AM -0300 7/1/06, Martin Alterisio wrote: That's all folks. Coming up next: an innovative realistic soccer simulation game: Fix the World Cup. Everything from bribing a referee to fixing the team sorting. Do you lack the morality to make your team the world champion by any means necessary? Take this chance to prove it! (just joking... really but it would be a good game, wouldn't it?) Soccer... what's that? tedd -- http://sperling.com http://ancientstones.com http://earthstones.com ___ Sent by ePrompter, the premier email notification software. Free download at http://www.ePrompter.com. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Re: Sad PHP Poem
Soccer... what's that? tedd Its a mis-spelling of two words taken out of context, its actually sock her and meant for Hillary Clinton ;)) Cheers! Ryan -- - The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard. - Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster! - Smile, everyone loves a moron. :-) __ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Re: Sad PHP Poem
On Sat, 1 Jul 2006 07:03:54 -0700 (PDT), Ryan A [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Soccer... what's that? tedd Its a mis-spelling of two words taken out of context, its actually sock her and meant for Hillary Clinton Actually, Hillary wasn't the one sucking. ;-) -- - Lic. Martín Marqués | SELECT 'mmarques' || Centro de Telemática| '@' || 'unl.edu.ar'; Universidad Nacional| DBA, Programador, del Litoral | Administrador - -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Re: Sad PHP Poem
--- Martin Marques martin@bugs.unl.edu.ar wrote: On Sat, 1 Jul 2006 07:03:54 -0700 (PDT), Ryan A [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Soccer... what's that? tedd Its a mis-spelling of two words taken out of context, its actually sock her and meant for Hillary Clinton Actually, Hillary wasn't the one sucking. ;-) Which was the problem By the time Monica came in...Hillary should have already been on her knees shouting...i got it, i got it,you just go back to doing the paperwork :oD -- - The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard. - Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster! - Smile, everyone loves a moron. :-) __ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] Re: Sad PHP Poem
Ryan A wrote: Its a mis-spelling of two words taken out of context, its actually sock her and meant for Hillary Clinton Hehehe, n1! :) -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
[PHP] Re: Sad PHP Poem
2006/6/26, Martin Alterisio [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
offtopic type=slightly offtopic class=poetic literary
A sad poem of an algorithm where solitude brought excessive use of cpu
cycles and memory allocation for redundant data (it copied over and over
again the same image till all memory was filled with it)
--
$timeWaiting = 0;
while (!$you-near($me)) {
$me-thinkAbout($you);
switch (true) {
case $timeWaiting 5:
$me-wait($you);
break;
case $timeWaiting 10:
$me-worry();
break;
case $timeWaiting 20:
$me-lookFor($you) ;
break;
case $timeWaiting 40:
$me-worry();
$me-lookFor($you) ;
break;
case $timeWaiting 80:
$me-worry();
$me-cry();
$me-lookFor($you) ;
$me-lookFor($you) ;
$me-lookFor($you) ;
break;
case $timeWaiting 160:
$me-worry();
$me-cry();
$me-drink();
$me-lookFor($you) ;
$me-lookFor($you) ;
$me-lookFor($you) ;
$me-thinkAbout($you);
$me-thinkAbout($you);
$me-cry();
$me-lookFor($you) ;
$me-lookFor($you) ;
$me-drink();
$me-drink();
break;
default:
throw new CantLiveWithoutYou();
die(alone);
}
$timeWaiting++;
}
$me-happy = true;
--
I hope you enjoyed the poem and the fact that I didn't ask you to fix it
or find the bug in it =D
PD: Run in your web server at your own risk.
/offtopic
I guy over here completed the code to allow its execution
http://devzone.zend.com/node/view/id/576 (see the comments).
---
Then, I having trouble with this code, would you be so kind to look at it:
code
// He says he did it, but he's crazy. Who knows...
$poem-author = new Person(Martin Alterisio);
// TO DO: Person might not be the proper class here. Check that.
foreach (Person::$all as $you) {
if ($you-like($poem)) {
$poem-author-thank($you);
} else {
// TO DO: Spread the geekness
// On second thought, maybe that's not a good idea
}
}
/code
That's all folks. Coming up next: an innovative realistic soccer simulation
game: Fix the World Cup. Everything from bribing a referee to fixing the
team sorting. Do you lack the morality to make your team the world champion
by any means necessary? Take this chance to prove it! (just joking...
really but it would be a good game, wouldn't it?)
