Re: [PEDA] OT: Troubleshooting.
Hi Ivan... Thanks for the analogy correction, I LMFAO!!! 8-) I regretted posting the email the minute I clicked the send button... It was the end of a long and stressful day and I'd just finished watching an hour of bad late night news, I hopped on the net and decided to peruse this forum to take my mind off things and the rest is cyber-history... I apologise to you and all offended for shooting my mouth off. ;-) Sincerely Alfonso Baz - Original Message - From: Bagotronix Tech Support [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Protel EDA Forum [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, October 19, 2002 4:24 AM Subject: Re: [PEDA] OT: Troubleshooting. An intelligent civilized human would try and understand why criminals are criminals and fix that problem. Alfonso: You can see my cranium on display at the Smithsonian Museum of Anthropology in the Neanderthal section. In spite of my primitive lineage, I walk upright, know how to make fire (by pushing the light button on my gas grill), make tools, speak a primitive language known as geek (80% of the words are acronyms), and am even capable of designing electronic circuits that actually work! ;-) Your analogy about the fuse is faulty. People are not electronic components. If people were electronic components, here is how crime would transpire: 1) A component shorts out (i.e. a transistor). The transistor is now a criminal. If he is a small-time criminal, he is in a SOT-23 case. If he is a big-time criminal, he is in a TO-220 or TO-3 case. 2) The criminal transistor moves around to other components on the board, killing them and stealing their color bands, enamel, or epoxy encapsulation. That's like stealing the shirt off a person's back. 3) The criminal transistor is chased around the PCB by red and blue flashing LEDs and piezo buzzers. If the transistor comes to the end of a PCB trace, he jumps over to an adjacent one and the pursuit continues. Occasionaly, the transistor jumps to another PCB, which is analogous to escaping the country. 4) Once the criminal transistor is caught, he is put into protective custody (anti-static foam) until a trial begins. 5) The trial is presided over by a microprocessor as judge. The jury consists of various components of all types, but most are low-quality rejects, because the defense bins the jurors and tosses out the high-quality ones. 6) The prosection is a dual comparator configured as window comparator, to show how the accused actions are outside the range of what is legally acceptable. 7) The defense is random noise generator followed by a high gain stage, which attempts to drive the jurors into saturation with random noise. 8) The jury suffers latch-up, and cannot arrive at a guilty verdict. Sometimes, the microprocessor judge may obtain some operating current through the input protection diodes on his I/O pin that interfaces with the defense. This is known as a bribe. Unfortunately, the watchdog does not reset the judge, because the watchdog was not enabled. 9) Unable to be convicted, the criminal transistor is freed. Some time later, he strikes again and the cycle repeats. Best regards, Ivan Baggett Bagotronix Inc. website: www.bagotronix.com - Original Message - From: Alfonso Baz [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Protel EDA Forum [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, October 18, 2002 11:51 AM Subject: Re: [PEDA] Top Notch Talent for Troubleshooting. I didn't join this forum to hear some dumb ass yank rave on about guns!! The wild west is well and truly over cowboy... Jeez any wonder bush is turning the world upside down, with citizens and attitudes like this we'll never have a peaceful worldwide community. An intelligent civilized human would try and understand why criminals are criminals and fix that problem. If a 2A fuse blows you don't stick a 10A fuse in to fix the problem, you find what's causing the excess load and fix that!! - Original Message - From: Bagotronix Tech Support [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Protel EDA Forum [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, October 19, 2002 12:09 AM Subject: Re: [PEDA] Top Notch Talent for Troubleshooting. Baseball bats are also sometimes used as weapons, if you don't have a gun handy (yes, in the U.S. you can still own guns, thank God!). Ivan, I am sure the people especially in the Washington area are very pleased about this fact at the moment. I don't know if it's still the case, but not long ago it was illegal to own a gun in the Washington DC area. This is in spite of the fact that the Bill of Rights enumerates the right to keep and bear arms. And during that time, the Washington DC murder and crime rate was among the worst in the U.S. If gun ownership is still illegal in the Washington area, that didn't stop the sniper, did it? Criminals will always have guns. Criminals don't worry about whether
Re: [PEDA] OT: Troubleshooting.
An intelligent civilized human would try and understand why criminals are criminals and fix that problem. Alfonso: You can see my cranium on display at the Smithsonian Museum of Anthropology in the Neanderthal section. In spite of my primitive lineage, I walk upright, know how to make fire (by pushing the light button on my gas grill), make tools, speak a primitive language known as geek (80% of the words are acronyms), and am even capable of designing electronic circuits that actually work! ;-) Your analogy about the fuse is faulty. People are not electronic components. If people were electronic components, here is how crime would transpire: 1) A component shorts out (i.e. a transistor). The transistor is now a criminal. If he is a small-time criminal, he is in a SOT-23 case. If he is a big-time criminal, he is in a TO-220 or TO-3 case. 2) The criminal transistor moves around to other components on the board, killing them and stealing their color bands, enamel, or epoxy encapsulation. That's like stealing the shirt off a person's back. 3) The criminal transistor is chased around the PCB by red and blue flashing LEDs and piezo buzzers. If the transistor comes to the end of a PCB trace, he jumps over to an adjacent one and the pursuit continues. Occasionaly, the transistor jumps to another PCB, which is analogous to escaping the country. 4) Once the criminal transistor is caught, he is put into protective custody (anti-static foam) until a trial begins. 5) The trial is presided over by a microprocessor as judge. The jury consists of various components of all types, but most are low-quality rejects, because the defense bins the jurors and tosses out the high-quality ones. 6) The prosection is a dual comparator configured as window comparator, to show how the accused actions are outside the range of what is legally acceptable. 7) The defense is random noise generator followed by a high gain stage, which attempts to drive the jurors into saturation with random noise. 8) The jury suffers latch-up, and cannot arrive at a guilty verdict. Sometimes, the microprocessor judge may obtain some operating current through the input protection diodes on his I/O pin that interfaces with the defense. This is known as a bribe. Unfortunately, the watchdog does not reset the judge, because the watchdog was not enabled. 9) Unable to be convicted, the criminal transistor is freed. Some time later, he strikes again and the cycle repeats. Best regards, Ivan Baggett Bagotronix Inc. website: www.bagotronix.com - Original Message - From: Alfonso Baz [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Protel EDA Forum [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, October 18, 2002 11:51 AM Subject: Re: [PEDA] Top Notch Talent for Troubleshooting. I didn't join this forum to hear some dumb ass yank rave on about guns!! The wild west is well and truly over cowboy... Jeez any wonder bush is turning the world upside down, with citizens and attitudes like this we'll never have a peaceful worldwide community. An intelligent civilized human would try and understand why criminals are criminals and fix that problem. If a 2A fuse blows you don't stick a 10A fuse in to fix the problem, you find what's causing the excess load and fix that!! - Original Message - From: Bagotronix Tech Support [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Protel EDA Forum [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, October 19, 2002 12:09 AM Subject: Re: [PEDA] Top Notch Talent for Troubleshooting. Baseball bats are also sometimes used as weapons, if you don't have a gun handy (yes, in the U.S. you can still own guns, thank God!). Ivan, I am sure the people especially in the Washington area are very pleased about this fact at the moment. I don't know if it's still the case, but not long ago it was illegal to own a gun in the Washington DC area. This is in spite of the fact that the Bill of Rights enumerates the right to keep and bear arms. And during that time, the Washington DC murder and crime rate was among the worst in the U.S. If gun ownership is still illegal in the Washington area, that didn't stop the sniper, did it? Criminals will always have guns. Criminals don't worry about whether or not they are breaking a particular gun control law, or any law for that matter. That's why they are called criminals. ;-) Private ownership of guns has a certain deterrence factor. If a criminal thinks you might have a gun, he will be less likely to commit an act of violence against you. If you have a gun, and the criminal is crazy enough to attack you anyway, you can shoot him. Then he will be dead, commit no more acts of violence, and justice will have been better served than by any court system and prison sentence. That said, before you start a Protel session, put away your guns... Best regards, Ivan Baggett Bagotronix Inc. website: www.bagotronix.com - Original Message - From:
Re: [PEDA] OT: Troubleshooting.
LOL Oh my God, that is the funniest thing I've read all month!!! Only Ivan could come up with that!!! Bravo! -Original Message- From: Bagotronix Tech Support [mailto:techsupport;bagotronix.com] Sent: Friday, October 18, 2002 11:25 AM To: Protel EDA Forum Subject: Re: [PEDA] OT: Troubleshooting. An intelligent civilized human would try and understand why criminals are criminals and fix that problem. Alfonso: You can see my cranium on display at the Smithsonian Museum of Anthropology in the Neanderthal section. In spite of my primitive lineage, I walk upright, know how to make fire (by pushing the light button on my gas grill), make tools, speak a primitive language known as geek (80% of the words are acronyms), and am even capable of designing electronic circuits that actually work! ;-) Your analogy about the fuse is faulty. People are not electronic components. If people were electronic components, here is how crime would transpire: 1) A component shorts out (i.e. a transistor). The transistor is now a criminal. If he is a small-time criminal, he is in a SOT-23 case. If he is a big-time criminal, he is in a TO-220 or TO-3 case. 2) The criminal transistor moves around to other components on the board, killing them and stealing their color bands, enamel, or epoxy encapsulation. That's like stealing the shirt off a person's back. 3) The criminal transistor is chased around the PCB by red and blue flashing LEDs and piezo buzzers. If the transistor comes to the end of a PCB trace, he jumps over to an adjacent one and the pursuit continues. Occasionaly, the transistor jumps to another PCB, which is analogous to escaping the country. 4) Once the criminal transistor is caught, he is put into protective custody (anti-static foam) until a trial begins. 5) The trial is presided over by a microprocessor as judge. The jury consists of various components of all types, but most are low-quality rejects, because the defense bins the jurors and tosses out the high-quality ones. 6) The prosection is a dual comparator configured as window comparator, to show how the accused actions are outside the range of what is legally acceptable. 7) The defense is random noise generator followed by a high gain stage, which attempts to drive the jurors into saturation with random noise. 8) The jury suffers latch-up, and cannot arrive at a guilty verdict. Sometimes, the microprocessor judge may obtain some operating current through the input protection diodes on his I/O pin that interfaces with the defense. This is known as a bribe. Unfortunately, the watchdog does not reset the judge, because the watchdog was not enabled. 9) Unable to be convicted, the criminal transistor is freed. Some time later, he strikes again and the cycle repeats. Best regards, Ivan Baggett Bagotronix Inc. website: www.bagotronix.com - Original Message - From: Alfonso Baz [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Protel EDA Forum [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, October 18, 2002 11:51 AM Subject: Re: [PEDA] Top Notch Talent for Troubleshooting. I didn't join this forum to hear some dumb ass yank rave on about guns!! The wild west is well and truly over cowboy... Jeez any wonder bush is turning the world upside down, with citizens and attitudes like this we'll never have a peaceful worldwide community. An intelligent civilized human would try and understand why criminals are criminals and fix that problem. If a 2A fuse blows you don't stick a 10A fuse in to fix the problem, you find what's causing the excess load and fix that!! - Original Message - From: Bagotronix Tech Support [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Protel EDA Forum [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, October 19, 2002 12:09 AM Subject: Re: [PEDA] Top Notch Talent for Troubleshooting. Baseball bats are also sometimes used as weapons, if you don't have a gun handy (yes, in the U.S. you can still own guns, thank God!). Ivan, I am sure the people especially in the Washington area are very pleased about this fact at the moment. I don't know if it's still the case, but not long ago it was illegal to own a gun in the Washington DC area. This is in spite of the fact that the Bill of Rights enumerates the right to keep and bear arms. And during that time, the Washington DC murder and crime rate was among the worst in the U.S. If gun ownership is still illegal in the Washington area, that didn't stop the sniper, did it? Criminals will always have guns. Criminals don't worry about whether or not they are breaking a particular gun control law, or any law for that matter. That's why they are called criminals. ;-) Private ownership of guns has a certain deterrence factor. If a criminal
Re: [PEDA] OT: Troubleshooting.
So in America, where stun guns are legal, a posse of stun-gun-toting citizens might band together and go zap that transistor criminal...for good. Vigilantism often does shock a community. -Original Message- From: Bagotronix Tech Support [mailto:techsupport;bagotronix.com] Sent: Friday, October 18, 2002 11:25 AM To: Protel EDA Forum Subject: Re: [PEDA] OT: Troubleshooting. An intelligent civilized human would try and understand why criminals are criminals and fix that problem. Alfonso: You can see my cranium on display at the Smithsonian Museum of Anthropology in the Neanderthal section. In spite of my primitive lineage, I walk upright, know how to make fire (by pushing the light button on my gas grill), make tools, speak a primitive language known as geek (80% of the words are acronyms), and am even capable of designing electronic circuits that actually work! ;-) Your analogy about the fuse is faulty. People are not electronic components. If people were electronic components, here is how crime would transpire: 1) A component shorts out (i.e. a transistor). The transistor is now a criminal. If he is a small-time criminal, he is in a SOT-23 case. If he is a big-time criminal, he is in a TO-220 or TO-3 case. 2) The criminal transistor moves around to other components on the board, killing them and stealing their color bands, enamel, or epoxy encapsulation. That's like stealing the shirt off a person's back. 3) The criminal transistor is chased around the PCB by red and blue flashing LEDs and piezo buzzers. If the transistor comes to the end of a PCB trace, he jumps over to an adjacent one and the pursuit continues. Occasionaly, the transistor jumps to another PCB, which is analogous to escaping the country. 4) Once the criminal transistor is caught, he is put into protective custody (anti-static foam) until a trial begins. 5) The trial is presided over by a microprocessor as judge. The jury consists of various components of all types, but most are low-quality rejects, because the defense bins the jurors and tosses out the high-quality ones. 6) The prosection is a dual comparator configured as window comparator, to show how the accused actions are outside the range of what is legally acceptable. 7) The defense is random noise generator followed by a high gain stage, which attempts to drive the jurors into saturation with random noise. 8) The jury suffers latch-up, and cannot arrive at a guilty verdict. Sometimes, the microprocessor judge may obtain some operating current through the input protection diodes on his I/O pin that interfaces with the defense. This is known as a bribe. Unfortunately, the watchdog does not reset the judge, because the watchdog was not enabled. 9) Unable to be convicted, the criminal transistor is freed. Some time later, he strikes again and the cycle repeats. Best regards, Ivan Baggett Bagotronix Inc. website: www.bagotronix.com - Original Message - From: Alfonso Baz [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Protel EDA Forum [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, October 18, 2002 11:51 AM Subject: Re: [PEDA] Top Notch Talent for Troubleshooting. I didn't join this forum to hear some dumb ass yank rave on about guns!! The wild west is well and truly over cowboy... Jeez any wonder bush is turning the world upside down, with citizens and attitudes like this we'll never have a peaceful worldwide community. An intelligent civilized human would try and understand why criminals are criminals and fix that problem. If a 2A fuse blows you don't stick a 10A fuse in to fix the problem, you find what's causing the excess load and fix that!! - Original Message - From: Bagotronix Tech Support [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Protel EDA Forum [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, October 19, 2002 12:09 AM Subject: Re: [PEDA] Top Notch Talent for Troubleshooting. Baseball bats are also sometimes used as weapons, if you don't have a gun handy (yes, in the U.S. you can still own guns, thank God!). Ivan, I am sure the people especially in the Washington area are very pleased about this fact at the moment. I don't know if it's still the case, but not long ago it was illegal to own a gun in the Washington DC area. This is in spite of the fact that the Bill of Rights enumerates the right to keep and bear arms. And during that time, the Washington DC murder and crime rate was among the worst in the U.S. If gun ownership is still illegal in the Washington area, that didn't stop the sniper, did it? Criminals will always have guns. Criminals don't worry about whether or not they are breaking a particular gun control law, or any law for that matter. That's why they are called criminals
Re: [PEDA] OT: Troubleshooting.
Tony, even in America stun guns are not legal everywhere. Some towns and states say they are for police only. But you can in most places buy machine guns if you pay the Govt. their $200 transfer tax - Original Message - From: Tony Karavidas [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 'Protel EDA Forum' [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, October 18, 2002 3:01 PM Subject: Re: [PEDA] OT: Troubleshooting. So in America, where stun guns are legal, a posse of stun-gun-toting citizens might band together and go zap that transistor criminal...for good. Vigilantism often does shock a community. -Original Message- From: Bagotronix Tech Support [mailto:techsupport;bagotronix.com] Sent: Friday, October 18, 2002 11:25 AM To: Protel EDA Forum Subject: Re: [PEDA] OT: Troubleshooting. An intelligent civilized human would try and understand why criminals are criminals and fix that problem. Alfonso: You can see my cranium on display at the Smithsonian Museum of Anthropology in the Neanderthal section. In spite of my primitive lineage, I walk upright, know how to make fire (by pushing the light button on my gas grill), make tools, speak a primitive language known as geek (80% of the words are acronyms), and am even capable of designing electronic circuits that actually work! ;-) Your analogy about the fuse is faulty. People are not electronic components. If people were electronic components, here is how crime would transpire: 1) A component shorts out (i.e. a transistor). The transistor is now a criminal. If he is a small-time criminal, he is in a SOT-23 case. If he is a big-time criminal, he is in a TO-220 or TO-3 case. 2) The criminal transistor moves around to other components on the board, killing them and stealing their color bands, enamel, or epoxy encapsulation. That's like stealing the shirt off a person's back. 3) The criminal transistor is chased around the PCB by red and blue flashing LEDs and piezo buzzers. If the transistor comes to the end of a PCB trace, he jumps over to an adjacent one and the pursuit continues. Occasionaly, the transistor jumps to another PCB, which is analogous to escaping the country. 4) Once the criminal transistor is caught, he is put into protective custody (anti-static foam) until a trial begins. 5) The trial is presided over by a microprocessor as judge. The jury consists of various components of all types, but most are low-quality rejects, because the defense bins the jurors and tosses out the high-quality ones. 6) The prosection is a dual comparator configured as window comparator, to show how the accused actions are outside the range of what is legally acceptable. 7) The defense is random noise generator followed by a high gain stage, which attempts to drive the jurors into saturation with random noise. 8) The jury suffers latch-up, and cannot arrive at a guilty verdict. Sometimes, the microprocessor judge may obtain some operating current through the input protection diodes on his I/O pin that interfaces with the defense. This is known as a bribe. Unfortunately, the watchdog does not reset the judge, because the watchdog was not enabled. 9) Unable to be convicted, the criminal transistor is freed. Some time later, he strikes again and the cycle repeats. Best regards, Ivan Baggett Bagotronix Inc. website: www.bagotronix.com - Original Message - From: Alfonso Baz [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Protel EDA Forum [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, October 18, 2002 11:51 AM Subject: Re: [PEDA] Top Notch Talent for Troubleshooting. I didn't join this forum to hear some dumb ass yank rave on about guns!! The wild west is well and truly over cowboy... Jeez any wonder bush is turning the world upside down, with citizens and attitudes like this we'll never have a peaceful worldwide community. An intelligent civilized human would try and understand why criminals are criminals and fix that problem. If a 2A fuse blows you don't stick a 10A fuse in to fix the problem, you find what's causing the excess load and fix that!! - Original Message - From: Bagotronix Tech Support [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Protel EDA Forum [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, October 19, 2002 12:09 AM Subject: Re: [PEDA] Top Notch Talent for Troubleshooting. Baseball bats are also sometimes used as weapons, if you don't have a gun handy (yes, in the U.S. you can still own guns, thank God!). Ivan, I am sure the people especially in the Washington area are very pleased about this fact at the moment. I don't know if it's still the case, but not long ago it was illegal to own a gun in the Washington DC area. This is in spite of the fact that the Bill of Rights enumerates the right to keep and bear arms
Re: [PEDA] OT: Troubleshooting.
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