A funny repeat.
Subject: Mailman Bill's Last Day
It was mailman Bill's last day on the job after
35 years of delivering the mail through all kinds of weather.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, the whole family came
out, roundly congratulated him, and sent him on his way with a tidy gift
envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing
lures.
At the next house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful
woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, and led him
up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most
passionate love he had ever experienced. When he'd had enough, they
went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes,
ham, sausage, blueberry waffles and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When
he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As
she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the
cup's bottom edge.
All this is just too wonderful for words, he said, but what's the
dollar for?
Well, she said, last night, I told my husband that today would be your
last day, and that I wanted to do something special for you. I asked
him what to give you.
He said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.'
Breakfast was my idea.
Cheers -VO-
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