RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes
I take it that you agree with me.? -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Jeff Todd Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 5:04 PM To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Subject:Re: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes BBWWHH! F_U_Jo_Bu! Slef E. - Original Message - From: Tim Boozer [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 5:01 PM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Joel Perry Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 11:50 AM To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes I'm sorry. Dubya can't come out and play right now. He's busy looking for his WMD. Then he has to make all the illegal immigrants legal. Then he's taking personal responsibility for banning all 'performance enhancing' substances from major sports. If you don't mind waiting, Mr. Kerry will be with you later this year... -- -- -- Joel Perry, who is admittedly ignorant of politics, once again shows his ever-present desire to make a fool of himself. Joel's grasp of current events and high standard on which he places his right to vote that so many have fought and died to preserve can be summed up in the following paragraph, penned by Mr. Perry himself: I change the channel when any mention of politics is brought up. Hell I though Dean's first name was Jimmy and I like his sausage. That's enough for my vote. Way to go Joel, what a great mantra to live your life by. Vote for the man or woman (Hilary?) who reminds you most of sausage. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes
Perish the thought, pinko. Slef E. - Original Message - From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 7:20 AM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes I take it that you agree with me.? -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Jeff Todd Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 5:04 PM To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes BBWWHH! F_U_Jo_Bu! Slef E. - Original Message - From: Tim Boozer [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 5:01 PM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Joel Perry Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 11:50 AM To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes I'm sorry. Dubya can't come out and play right now. He's busy looking for his WMD. Then he has to make all the illegal immigrants legal. Then he's taking personal responsibility for banning all 'performance enhancing' substances from major sports. If you don't mind waiting, Mr. Kerry will be with you later this year... -- -- -- Joel Perry, who is admittedly ignorant of politics, once again shows his ever-present desire to make a fool of himself. Joel's grasp of current events and high standard on which he places his right to vote that so many have fought and died to preserve can be summed up in the following paragraph, penned by Mr. Perry himself: I change the channel when any mention of politics is brought up. Hell I though Dean's first name was Jimmy and I like his sausage. That's enough for my vote. Way to go Joel, what a great mantra to live your life by. Vote for the man or woman (Hilary?) who reminds you most of sausage. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes
I guess the next wave of 30,000+ troops being sent to Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan are going over there to fight for my and your right to vote huh? Open you eyes and look at the world from a different perspective. Although the US thinks of itself as a 'beacon of freedom', we happen to be the only country with WMD who is presently invading and occupying other countries. And ya know the irony of the situation? Even though we have control of the oil wells in Iraq, gasoline prices in the US have steadily climbed. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Tim Boozer Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 5:01 PM To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Subject:RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Joel Perry Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 11:50 AM To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes I'm sorry. Dubya can't come out and play right now. He's busy looking for his WMD. Then he has to make all the illegal immigrants legal. Then he's taking personal responsibility for banning all 'performance enhancing' substances from major sports. If you don't mind waiting, Mr. Kerry will be with you later this year... -- Joel Perry, who is admittedly ignorant of politics, once again shows his ever-present desire to make a fool of himself. Joel's grasp of current events and high standard on which he places his right to vote that so many have fought and died to preserve can be summed up in the following paragraph, penned by Mr. Perry himself: I change the channel when any mention of politics is brought up. Hell I though Dean's first name was Jimmy and I like his sausage. That's enough for my vote. Way to go Joel, what a great mantra to live your life by. Vote for the man or woman (Hilary?) who reminds you most of sausage. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Sounds like the NBA or something. (Non Bama)
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud. 19 have been accused of writing bad checks. 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses. 3 have done time for assault. 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit. 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges. 8 have been arrested for shoplifting. 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits. 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year. Can you guess which organization this is? Sounds like the NBA or something Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. Regards, Paul This was forwarded to me by a friend. Thought some of you may enjoy? Roll Tide! Richard _ There are now three new levels of MSN Hotmail Extra Storage! Learn more. http://join.msn.com/?pgmarket=en-uspage=hotmail/es2ST=1 __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] Sounds like the NBA or something. (Non Bama)
Careful. SOME around here will label you as a Liberal, Anti-War, Anti-Choice, Pro-Bussing, bleeding heart Dixiecrat for voicing opinions that shed bad light on the current elected officials. On a lighter note: http://www.jillsjokeline.com/snl.html -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Richard Reeves Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 9:23 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject:[RollTideFan] Sounds like the NBA or something. (Non Bama) Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud. 19 have been accused of writing bad checks. 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses. 3 have done time for assault. 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit. 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges. 8 have been arrested for shoplifting. 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits. 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year. Can you guess which organization this is? Sounds like the NBA or something... Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. Regards, Paul This was forwarded to me by a friend. Thought some of you may enjoy? Roll Tide! Richard _ There are now three new levels of MSN Hotmail Extra Storage! Learn more. http://join.msn.com/?pgmarket=en-uspage=hotmail/es2ST=1 __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] Sounds like the NBA or something. (Non Bama)
Jobu, that was a good description of yoreself and Dick. RTR LC --- Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Careful. SOME around here will label you as a Liberal, Anti-War, Anti-Choice, Pro-Bussing, bleeding heart Dixiecrat for voicing opinions that shed bad light on the current elected officials. On a lighter note: http://www.jillsjokeline.com/snl.html -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Richard Reeves Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 9:23 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [RollTideFan] Sounds like the NBA or something. (Non Bama) Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud. 19 have been accused of writing bad checks. 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses. 3 have done time for assault. 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit. 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges. 8 have been arrested for shoplifting. 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits. 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year. Can you guess which organization this is? Sounds like the NBA or something... Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. Regards, Paul This was forwarded to me by a friend. Thought some of you may enjoy? Roll Tide! Richard _ There are now three new levels of MSN Hotmail Extra Storage! Learn more. http://join.msn.com/?pgmarket=en-uspage=hotmail/es2ST=1 __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free web site building tool. Try it! http://webhosting.yahoo.com/ps/sb/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes
You are kind of thick-headed aren't you? Dumb as a box of rocks I would say. Listen - there is a side of me, the same side that wants to help a sick puppy, no matter how ugly he is, that wants to continue discourse in an effort to enlighten you to reality. However, there is another side of me, the side that loves this country and wants W. to win the upcoming election that wants me to just shut up and let your diarrhea of the mouth continue. Because, as long as pinheads like you keep talking, W. can't lose. Right now, I'll let the side that loves his country win and let you continue to spew, but I'm sure that the ugly-puppy loving side will rear it's head again. Now please, try to find a wider audience to post your drivel. There is just not enough people in this group for it to really have maximum effect. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Joel Perry Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 8:29 AM To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes I guess the next wave of 30,000+ troops being sent to Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan are going over there to fight for my and your right to vote huh? Open you eyes and look at the world from a different perspective. Although the US thinks of itself as a 'beacon of freedom', we happen to be the only country with WMD who is presently invading and occupying other countries. And ya know the irony of the situation? Even though we have control of the oil wells in Iraq, gasoline prices in the US have steadily climbed. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Tim Boozer Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 5:01 PM To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Subject:RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Joel Perry Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 11:50 AM To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes I'm sorry. Dubya can't come out and play right now. He's busy looking for his WMD. Then he has to make all the illegal immigrants legal. Then he's taking personal responsibility for banning all 'performance enhancing' substances from major sports. If you don't mind waiting, Mr. Kerry will be with you later this year... -- Joel Perry, who is admittedly ignorant of politics, once again shows his ever-present desire to make a fool of himself. Joel's grasp of current events and high standard on which he places his right to vote that so many have fought and died to preserve can be summed up in the following paragraph, penned by Mr. Perry himself: I change the channel when any mention of politics is brought up. Hell I though Dean's first name was Jimmy and I like his sausage. That's enough for my vote. Way to go Joel, what a great mantra to live your life by. Vote for the man or woman (Hilary?) who reminds you most of sausage. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes
I love puppies too. Kittens are fun to watch also. Sometimes though, puppies are just too sick and need to be put out of their suffering. It is our responsibility to recognize this situation and act accordingly. I've had to do this twice within the past year, most recently on December the 6th. What I don't get, among other things you write, is why does the assumption of 'loving your country' and re-electing Dubya have to correspond? Is it that only the Republicans love their country while the Dem's do not? Please, enlighten me. I don't think I have ever said I didn't want Dubya to win or for Kerry to win the election. Since you seem to have kept my previous emails, you can check to be sure. Dubya has done some good things, but I can't think of one right now. What stands out are his errors. Invasion of a country without irrefutable evidence of there being a threat to the US (while the majority of the highjackers were Saudi's, we haven't occupied their country. Uh, wait...yes we have occupied their countryand are still therem), still no WMD, porous borders with a proposal to legalize all the illegals presently in this country. I guess his tax cuts helped someone. Although the State of Alabama essentially raised our taxes and wiped out the Federal tax break. All in all, I lean toward the Republican side more than the Dem's, but that doesn't mean I'll wrap myself in the flag and believe everything Dubya says or proposes. Don't tell me its raining while you're pissing down my leg. I think his war effort is a farce and has caused the US great embarrassment in the world order. We invaded Iraq to liberate the people from the repressive dictatorship that ruled the country and\or to seize the massive stockpiles of WMD that posed an imminent threat to the US. So far, Bush is 1-1. I just wonder sometimes what the $120+ billion spent so far could have done here at home. That equates to about $2.4 billion per state. Enough to spade and neuter all the pets with money leftover to get all of them a chew-bone or a squeaky toy. In the meantime, I'll be working on my Perot in '08 poster. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Tim Boozer Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 11:14 AM To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Subject:RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes You are kind of thick-headed aren't you? Dumb as a box of rocks I would say. Listen - there is a side of me, the same side that wants to help a sick puppy, no matter how ugly he is, that wants to continue discourse in an effort to enlighten you to reality. However, there is another side of me, the side that loves this country and wants W. to win the upcoming election that wants me to just shut up and let your diarrhea of the mouth continue. Because, as long as pinheads like you keep talking, W. can't lose. Right now, I'll let the side that loves his country win and let you continue to spew, but I'm sure that the ugly-puppy loving side will rear it's head again. Now please, try to find a wider audience to post your drivel. There is just not enough people in this group for it to really have maximum effect. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Joel Perry Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 8:29 AM To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes I guess the next wave of 30,000+ troops being sent to Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan are going over there to fight for my and your right to vote huh? Open you eyes and look at the world from a different perspective. Although the US thinks of itself as a 'beacon of freedom', we happen to be the only country with WMD who is presently invading and occupying other countries. And ya know the irony of the situation? Even though we have control of the oil wells in Iraq, gasoline prices in the US have steadily climbed. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Tim Boozer Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 5:01 PM To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Subject:RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Joel Perry Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 11:50 AM To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes I'm sorry. Dubya can't come out and play right now. He's busy looking for his WMD. Then he has to make all the illegal immigrants legal. Then he's taking personal responsibility for banning all 'performance enhancing' substances from major sports. If you don't mind waiting, Mr. Kerry will be with you later this year... -- Joel
[RollTideFan] Taxes (non-sports)
Jobu spewed: I guess his tax cuts helped someone. Although the State of Alabama essentially raised our taxes and wiped out the Federal tax break. Cry me a river. Why is raising taxes so bad? Yeah, I guess the decomposing Alabama public school system and having most of the roadways in Alabama unnavigable is of no consequence. Once you start paying several thousand dollars in yearly property tax, then you can whine. Sonja __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] Taxes (non-sports)
Several thousand dollars in yearly property tax..wow You must have a real nice double wide. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 1:33 PM To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Subject:[RollTideFan] Taxes (non-sports) Jobu spewed: I guess his tax cuts helped someone. Although the State of Alabama essentially raised our taxes and wiped out the Federal tax break. Cry me a river. Why is raising taxes so bad? Yeah, I guess the decomposing Alabama public school system and having most of the roadways in Alabama unnavigable is of no consequence. Once you start paying several thousand dollars in yearly property tax, then you can whine. Sonja __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Click on the link ...
And type in: Slef E., then click on the 'submit query' button. Slef E. - Drugs may lead nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Taxes (non-sports)
I think she was talking about her house, Jobu. :) Slef E. - Original Message - From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 2:06 PM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Taxes (non-sports) Several thousand dollars in yearly property tax..wow You must have a real nice double wide. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Click on the link ...
Here's the link! Thought I'd forgot, huh? http://snipurl.com/45wv Slef E. - Original Message - From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 2:32 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Click on the link ... And type in: Slef E., then click on the 'submit query' button. Slef E. - Drugs may lead nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Documents concerning Tennessee's role in the NCAA probe into Alabama
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Re: [RollTideFan] Click on the link ...
So you really did have those pictures all along. - Original Message - From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 2:36 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Click on the link ... Here's the link! Thought I'd forgot, huh? http://snipurl.com/45wv Slef E. - Original Message - From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 2:32 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Click on the link ... And type in: Slef E., then click on the 'submit query' button. Slef E. - Drugs may lead nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Click on the link ...
I've got a feeling she don't look anything like that. Slef E. - Original Message - From: Pat Smoot [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 3:12 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Click on the link ... So you really did have those pictures all along. - Original Message - From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 2:36 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Click on the link ... Here's the link! Thought I'd forgot, huh? http://snipurl.com/45wv Slef E. - Original Message - From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 2:32 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Click on the link ... And type in: Slef E., then click on the 'submit query' button. Slef E. - Drugs may lead nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes
The reason that gas prices have steadily climbed is that the US Government is forced (by law) to replenish the oil reserves that Clinton dipped into like an idiot before he left office, hence the higher prices, thank you Bill (slick willy) Clinton. If we had more refineries, we could process more of the oil that is readily available and then the prices would go down. But nthat would get the greenie weenies in an uproar. If you want cheaper gas prices, then tell the sierra club to take a hike and allow the evil coorporations to build more oil refineries. And as far as invading and occupying other countries...quit looking for a was to twist reality into a pretzel to fit your skewed view of America. You are one of those a$$holes that blame America first. Did you ever stop to think that we stopped an evil, oppressive, mass murdering dictator and freed a terrorized populace ON TOP of enforcing 17 UN Resolutions that Hussein thumbed his nose at for over 12 years while he built oppulant palaces while his people starved? And everyone is saying that he did not have WMD.blah, blah, blah. EVERYBODY in the UN knew that he had WMD. Israel observed many military convoys going from Iraq into Syria in the weeks preceding the war. What pray tell was in those convoys? If he did not have WMD, then why didn't he just comply with the UN weapon's inspectors? HMMM? All of this crap could have been avoided if he had only complied with the treaty that he signed in 1992! But you don't want to think about the truththat would make reality impact and you would be forced to admit how damned stupid and uninformed you really are. Joe I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) - Original Message - From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 7:28 AM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes I guess the next wave of 30,000+ troops being sent to Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan are going over there to fight for my and your right to vote huh? Open you eyes and look at the world from a different perspective. Although the US thinks of itself as a 'beacon of freedom', we happen to be the only country with WMD who is presently invading and occupying other countries. And ya know the irony of the situation? Even though we have control of the oil wells in Iraq, gasoline prices in the US have steadily climbed. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Tim Boozer Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 5:01 PM To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Joel Perry Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 11:50 AM To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes I'm sorry. Dubya can't come out and play right now. He's busy looking for his WMD. Then he has to make all the illegal immigrants legal. Then he's taking personal responsibility for banning all 'performance enhancing' substances from major sports. If you don't mind waiting, Mr. Kerry will be with you later this year... -- -- -- Joel Perry, who is admittedly ignorant of politics, once again shows his ever-present desire to make a fool of himself. Joel's grasp of current events and high standard on which he places his right to vote that so many have fought and died to preserve can be summed up in the following paragraph, penned by Mr. Perry himself: I change the channel when any mention of politics is brought up. Hell I though Dean's first name was Jimmy and I like his sausage. That's enough for my vote. Way to go Joel, what a great mantra to live your life by. Vote for the man or woman (Hilary?) who reminds you most of sausage. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes
here, here!! I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) - Original Message - From: Tim Boozer [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 11:14 AM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes You are kind of thick-headed aren't you? Dumb as a box of rocks I would say. Listen - there is a side of me, the same side that wants to help a sick puppy, no matter how ugly he is, that wants to continue discourse in an effort to enlighten you to reality. However, there is another side of me, the side that loves this country and wants W. to win the upcoming election that wants me to just shut up and let your diarrhea of the mouth continue. Because, as long as pinheads like you keep talking, W. can't lose. Right now, I'll let the side that loves his country win and let you continue to spew, but I'm sure that the ugly-puppy loving side will rear it's head again. Now please, try to find a wider audience to post your drivel. There is just not enough people in this group for it to really have maximum effect. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Joel Perry Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 8:29 AM To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes I guess the next wave of 30,000+ troops being sent to Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan are going over there to fight for my and your right to vote huh? Open you eyes and look at the world from a different perspective. Although the US thinks of itself as a 'beacon of freedom', we happen to be the only country with WMD who is presently invading and occupying other countries. And ya know the irony of the situation? Even though we have control of the oil wells in Iraq, gasoline prices in the US have steadily climbed. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Tim Boozer Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 5:01 PM To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Joel Perry Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 11:50 AM To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes I'm sorry. Dubya can't come out and play right now. He's busy looking for his WMD. Then he has to make all the illegal immigrants legal. Then he's taking personal responsibility for banning all 'performance enhancing' substances from major sports. If you don't mind waiting, Mr. Kerry will be with you later this year... -- -- -- Joel Perry, who is admittedly ignorant of politics, once again shows his ever-present desire to make a fool of himself. Joel's grasp of current events and high standard on which he places his right to vote that so many have fought and died to preserve can be summed up in the following paragraph, penned by Mr. Perry himself: I change the channel when any mention of politics is brought up. Hell I though Dean's first name was Jimmy and I like his sausage. That's enough for my vote. Way to go Joel, what a great mantra to live your life by. Vote for the man or woman (Hilary?) who reminds you most of sausage. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Damn Funny! (non-Bama)
As found on the web. This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long, long time. Author unknown. WARNING It's very graphic and not for the squeamish. = After lurking about in the wings the required 2 months I have felt the need to tell you about my anal fissure Bob. It all started about two years ago in Thailand. I had just fired a round of green chile liquishit down the hole that the Asians call toilet when I noticed an odd sensation just inside the rim of my sphincter accompanied by a blasting spray of rich red blood. After living in Asia for six months I thought that I had experienced nearly every digestive tract malady known to man. Worms, burning and colonic liquidity on a huge scale. Butt (hehe) this was something completely different. It was a singularly unique feeling that I know now to have been the actual tearing of my rectum. It was Bob making himself know to me. At first Bob wasn't so bad. Occasional itch and discomfort. Nothing that I couldn't handle. A mint flavored suppository now and again seemed to do the trick. But then about a year ago my cruel master Bob began requiring more and more from me. Itching on a scale that can only be desribed as hellish was the order of the day. I had a permanent brown stain on my index finger from trying to scratch the inside of my colon through my troubled anus. I had lost all sense of decorum. I no longer cared what people thought. I often walk around in public with my hand down my pants, finger firmly implanted, trying to appease the evil God Bob. In my spare time I would daydream about modifying various farm impliments to deal with the overwhelming itch. I even went so far as to order a tined hand trowel. Finally, I went to see a doctor. He made a quick diagnosis of hemmorhoids and let me go with a perscription for some industrial strength hemlube (tm.) The doc never saw Bob, who had retreated into his tear in fear of his only natural enemy, the medical practioner. This only made Bob more angry and he visited wanton terror upon me. I began babbling to myself and have conditioned myself so against shitting that it is only with a great nashing of teeth to I make my approach to the bowl. As the chocolate tube steak descends I feel my rectum tear assunder like the curtain of the holy tabernacle. Bob laughing. Bob laughing. Now, I have finally found a doctor that can help me. She made the diagnosis with a flashlight clamped firmly in her teeth. I had met her in a bar and Bob was not expecting a midnight diagnosis on my living room floor. No problem she said. I have since been scheduled for surgery on October 29th to exorsise Bob from my most tender of parts. He seems to have accepted his fate and has been more peacefull as of late. We spend our time singing and reminiscing about our last two years together. We talk about the life after this one and I comfort him with rectal salve and oatmeal. I will post details of the operation, and details about the demise of Bob. I hope that he will be brave. Bob, Part II Hello Again, Some of you may remember my previous post regarding my anal fissure, Bob. The surgery that had been scheduled for October 29th has been postponed until December the first. Bob has had a stay of execution or a reprieve if you will. Bob has become a holy terror of an anal fissure and my surgeon has informed me that the most effective way of dealing with Bob is a form of surgical exorcism that is know to the medical profession as; VIOLENT ANAL DILATION. I am not making this up! They are going to anaesthetize Bob and I and then dilate my asshole to a diameter that until that moment it had never known. My greatest fear is becomming conscious and out of the corner of my eye seeing the medical staff zipping up their trousers. As you know, my anal fissure Bob and I were due to be seperated today. By that most tasteless of medical marvels, violent anal dialation, Bob was to be no more. The hospital scheduled the dialation over a week ago. They had sent me some medicine that I was to take the night before, and the morning of the procedure. It consisted of an overdose of some kind of laxitive pill and two suppositories the size of a sputnik. Yesterday evening I had ingested the pills and inserted the Grogan Buster(tm) industrial strength stool liquifier. Around ten, I began to feel the need, and by 10:15 I was sitting on the throne enjoying one of the most massive squats of my life. Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING that was not original equipment that came with my digestive tract was madly scrambling for the exit. Sound like fun? Well, for a while it was. Then things began to go wrong. I had evacuated myself from stem to stern. Enough allready I thought. Things slowed down, and I showered off. This morning, I awoke at 4:00 am and as according to my physicians
RE: [RollTideFan] Sounds like the NBA or something. (Non Bama)
Huh? First, the one's who might know me would never, ever label me as a liberal. As far as me being anti-war? Well, I would consider this a oxymoron. I was in the first Gulf War and even wished I could have been in the second. I was merely posting an interesting post that a friend of mine had sent me. Especially since those so called elected officials are FOR THE PEOPLE! Roll Tide! Richard From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List[EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List'[EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Sounds like the NBA or something. (Non Bama) Date: Thu, 29 Jan 2004 09:36:05 -0600 Careful. SOME around here will label you as a Liberal, Anti-War, Anti-Choice, Pro-Bussing, bleeding heart Dixiecrat for voicing opinions that shed bad light on the current elected officials. On a lighter note: http://www.jillsjokeline.com/snl.html -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Richard Reeves Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 9:23 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject:[RollTideFan] Sounds like the NBA or something. (Non Bama) Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud. 19 have been accused of writing bad checks. 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses. 3 have done time for assault. 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit. 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges. 8 have been arrested for shoplifting. 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits. 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year. Can you guess which organization this is? Sounds like the NBA or something... Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. Regards, Paul This was forwarded to me by a friend. Thought some of you may enjoy? Roll Tide! Richard _ There are now three new levels of MSN Hotmail Extra Storage! Learn more. http://join.msn.com/?pgmarket=en-uspage=hotmail/es2ST=1 __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net _ Learn how to choose, serve, and enjoy wine at Wine @ MSN. http://wine.msn.com/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Damn Funny! (non-Bama)
Boy, some things are better left unknown. LOL Joe I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) - Original Message - From: Mike Laborde [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 6:49 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Damn Funny! (non-Bama) As found on the web. This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long, long time. Author unknown. WARNING It's very graphic and not for the squeamish. = After lurking about in the wings the required 2 months I have felt the need to tell you about my anal fissure Bob. It all started about two years ago in Thailand. I had just fired a round of green chile liquishit down the hole that the Asians call toilet when I noticed an odd sensation just inside the rim of my sphincter accompanied by a blasting spray of rich red blood. After living in Asia for six months I thought that I had experienced nearly every digestive tract malady known to man. Worms, burning and colonic liquidity on a huge scale. Butt (hehe) this was something completely different. It was a singularly unique feeling that I know now to have been the actual tearing of my rectum. It was Bob making himself know to me. At first Bob wasn't so bad. Occasional itch and discomfort. Nothing that I couldn't handle. A mint flavored suppository now and again seemed to do the trick. But then about a year ago my cruel master Bob began requiring more and more from me. Itching on a scale that can only be desribed as hellish was the order of the day. I had a permanent brown stain on my index finger from trying to scratch the inside of my colon through my troubled anus. I had lost all sense of decorum. I no longer cared what people thought. I often walk around in public with my hand down my pants, finger firmly implanted, trying to appease the evil God Bob. In my spare time I would daydream about modifying various farm impliments to deal with the overwhelming itch. I even went so far as to order a tined hand trowel. Finally, I went to see a doctor. He made a quick diagnosis of hemmorhoids and let me go with a perscription for some industrial strength hemlube (tm.) The doc never saw Bob, who had retreated into his tear in fear of his only natural enemy, the medical practioner. This only made Bob more angry and he visited wanton terror upon me. I began babbling to myself and have conditioned myself so against shitting that it is only with a great nashing of teeth to I make my approach to the bowl. As the chocolate tube steak descends I feel my rectum tear assunder like the curtain of the holy tabernacle. Bob laughing. Bob laughing. Now, I have finally found a doctor that can help me. She made the diagnosis with a flashlight clamped firmly in her teeth. I had met her in a bar and Bob was not expecting a midnight diagnosis on my living room floor. No problem she said. I have since been scheduled for surgery on October 29th to exorsise Bob from my most tender of parts. He seems to have accepted his fate and has been more peacefull as of late. We spend our time singing and reminiscing about our last two years together. We talk about the life after this one and I comfort him with rectal salve and oatmeal. I will post details of the operation, and details about the demise of Bob. I hope that he will be brave. Bob, Part II Hello Again, Some of you may remember my previous post regarding my anal fissure, Bob. The surgery that had been scheduled for October 29th has been postponed until December the first. Bob has had a stay of execution or a reprieve if you will. Bob has become a holy terror of an anal fissure and my surgeon has informed me that the most effective way of dealing with Bob is a form of surgical exorcism that is know to the medical profession as; VIOLENT ANAL DILATION. I am not making this up! They are going to anaesthetize Bob and I and then dilate my asshole to a diameter that until that moment it had never known. My greatest fear is becomming conscious and out of the corner of my eye seeing the medical staff zipping up their trousers. As you know, my anal fissure Bob and I were due to be seperated today. By that most tasteless of medical marvels, violent anal dialation, Bob was to be no more. The hospital scheduled the dialation over a week ago. They had sent me some medicine that I was to take the night before, and the morning of the procedure. It consisted of an overdose of some kind of laxitive pill and two suppositories the size of a sputnik. Yesterday evening I had ingested the pills and inserted the Grogan Buster(tm) industrial strength stool liquifier. Around ten, I began to feel the need, and by 10:15 I was sitting on the throne enjoying one of the most massive squats of my life. Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING that was not original equipment that came with
Re: [RollTideFan] Sounds like the NBA or something. (Non Bama)
Hey Richard, I was in the 4th Bn, 8th Cav, 3rd AD for Gulf War one. I was an M-1 Abrams tanker. What about yourself? Joe I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) - Original Message - From: Richard Reeves [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 7:15 PM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Sounds like the NBA or something. (Non Bama) Huh? First, the one's who might know me would never, ever label me as a liberal. As far as me being anti-war? Well, I would consider this a oxymoron. I was in the first Gulf War and even wished I could have been in the second. I was merely posting an interesting post that a friend of mine had sent me. Especially since those so called elected officials are FOR THE PEOPLE! Roll Tide! Richard From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List[EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List'[EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Sounds like the NBA or something. (Non Bama) Date: Thu, 29 Jan 2004 09:36:05 -0600 Careful. SOME around here will label you as a Liberal, Anti-War, Anti-Choice, Pro-Bussing, bleeding heart Dixiecrat for voicing opinions that shed bad light on the current elected officials. On a lighter note: http://www.jillsjokeline.com/snl.html -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Richard Reeves Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 9:23 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [RollTideFan] Sounds like the NBA or something. (Non Bama) Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud. 19 have been accused of writing bad checks. 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses. 3 have done time for assault. 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit. 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges. 8 have been arrested for shoplifting. 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits. 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year. Can you guess which organization this is? Sounds like the NBA or something... Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. Regards, Paul This was forwarded to me by a friend. Thought some of you may enjoy? Roll Tide! Richard _ There are now three new levels of MSN Hotmail Extra Storage! Learn more. http://join.msn.com/?pgmarket=en-uspage=hotmail/es2ST=1 __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net _ Learn how to choose, serve, and enjoy wine at Wine @ MSN. http://wine.msn.com/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (NonBama)
Man from Texas A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls,Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls? The guy in the Rolls says, Yes, of course I do. I got one too... see? the Texan says. Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice. You got a fax machine? asks the Texan. Why, actually, yes, I do. I do too! See? It's right here! brags the Texan. The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, So, do you have a double bed in back there? The guy in the Rolls replies, NO! Do you? Yep, got my double bed right in back here, the Texan replies. The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen. The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, Hey, remember me? Yeah, yeah, I remember you, replies the Texan, What's up? Check this out... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls. The Texan exclaims, YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT? cheers -vo- __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
