[RollTideFan] Deere Sonja

2004-10-18 Thread Pat Smoot
Since you're a southern lady & shit.

REAL WOMEN VS LADIES


Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!!


Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might
still have the headache, but who the hell cares!

Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch with your feet
up, anyway.

Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.
Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about
the potatoes growing arms and legs.

Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of
the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white powdery mess on
the bottom of the pan.
Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the son of a bitch for
you!

Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a
beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin' pie directions do not include brushing
egg whites, so don't do it.

Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.

And finally, the most important tip..
A GOOD friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a TRUE friend
will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun"





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Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja;

2004-10-05 Thread Joe Goodson
Yeah, but I would rather have a 64' Chevy short bed step side, 327 with 4 in 
the floor.  That is the quintessential truck.  Bigger aint always better.
Joe
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul
can always depend on the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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It's a cool truck.
Charles
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Tuesday, October 5, 2004, 7:37:47 AM, you wrote:
JP> One of these trucks passed by the tailgate area Saturday.
JP> http://www.internationaldelivers.com/site_layout/severe/cxt.asp

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RE: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja;

2004-10-05 Thread Joel Perry
I told her I wasn't coming back to see her until she had the tattoo of her
deceased coon dog removed from her calf.



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You need to visit your mother more often. She's switched
to unfiltered Camel and Red Seal snuff. Keep that in
mind when you start your Christmas shopping.

Slef E.

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> I am not slobbering.
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> And pick her up some Marlboros on your way home from
your Jenny Craig
> meeting.



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Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja;

2004-10-05 Thread Jeff Todd
You need to visit your mother more often. She's switched
to unfiltered Camel and Red Seal snuff. Keep that in
mind when you start your Christmas shopping.

Slef E.

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> I am not slobbering.
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> And pick her up some Marlboros on your way home from
your Jenny Craig
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RE: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja;

2004-10-05 Thread Joel Perry
I am not slobbering.

And pick her up some Marlboros on your way home from your Jenny Craig
meeting.

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If you weren't a slobbering alcoholic, I wouldn't have
to make your Mother's trailer payment.

Slef E.

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> Or you could leave them with Slef. Oh that's right, he
can't afford to miss
> a trailer payment and attend the games.



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Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja;

2004-10-05 Thread Jeff Todd
If you weren't a slobbering alcoholic, I wouldn't have
to make your Mother's trailer payment.

Slef E.

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> Or you could leave them with Slef. Oh that's right, he
can't afford to miss
> a trailer payment and attend the games.



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RE: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja;

2004-10-05 Thread Joel Perry
Or you could leave them with Slef. Oh that's right, he can't afford to miss
a trailer payment and attend the games.

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Jobu will start tailgating with you when your kids get a
little older, Javvy. Just don't leave them alone with
him.

Slef E.

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> They may have. But I didn't get down to your tailgate
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Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja;

2004-10-05 Thread Jeff Todd
Jobu will start tailgating with you when your kids get a
little older, Javvy. Just don't leave them alone with
him.

Slef E.

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> They may have. But I didn't get down to your tailgate
site to see.
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> Tuesday, October 5, 2004, 7:37:47 AM, you wrote:
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> JP> One of these trucks passed by the tailgate area
Saturday.
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http://www.internationaldelivers.com/site_layout/severe/cxt.asp
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RE: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja;

2004-10-05 Thread Charles
It's a cool truck. 


Charles
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Tuesday, October 5, 2004, 7:37:47 AM, you wrote:

JP> One of these trucks passed by the tailgate area Saturday.

JP> http://www.internationaldelivers.com/site_layout/severe/cxt.asp

 


 Did Blobber & Phat Phil run out to the truck to get a closer look?






 









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RE: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja;

2004-10-05 Thread Joel Perry
They may have. But I didn't get down to your tailgate site to see.

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Tuesday, October 5, 2004, 7:37:47 AM, you wrote:

JP> One of these trucks passed by the tailgate area Saturday.

JP> http://www.internationaldelivers.com/site_layout/severe/cxt.asp

 


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Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja;

2004-10-05 Thread M Laborde
Tuesday, October 5, 2004, 7:37:47 AM, you wrote:

JP> One of these trucks passed by the tailgate area Saturday.

JP> http://www.internationaldelivers.com/site_layout/severe/cxt.asp

 


 Did Blobber & Phat Phil run out to the truck to get a closer look?






 









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[RollTideFan] Deere Sonja;

2004-10-05 Thread Joel Perry
One of these trucks passed by the tailgate area Saturday. The pictures do
not do the truck justice as it is MUCH bigger than it looks in the pictures.
An H2 could almost park underneath it

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[RollTideFan] Deere Sonja-rita

2004-08-21 Thread M Laborde
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, 
noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her 
all
she had to do was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself 
out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she
was doing. "I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working." "Duh. You 
have to roll up the windows first!"








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[RollTideFan] Deere Sonja

2004-02-24 Thread Pat Smoot
Sound familiar?

Subject:  The Lawnmower

Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run,
I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but
somehow the message never sank in. Finally I thought of a clever way to make
the point.
When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in
the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
He watched silently for a short time and then went into the
house. He was gone only a few moments when he came out again.
He handed me a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," he
said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks."
The doctors say he will be probably live, but it will be quite
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Re: Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja, Ron & Jobu

2003-11-21 Thread sonja524
JoBu and I are going to take hula lessons.  I'll send pics.

Roll Tide and ALOHA!
Sonja
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> Hope you get lei'd!
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> > I just hope the plane doesn't go down in a fire ball somewhere over
> the
> > Pacific. Only to find out I'm the sole survivor and have to eat the
> flesh of
> > the other passengers to live.
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> > Guess I better pack some rump roast sauce.
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> > But, thank you and I hope everyone has a great week
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> > Rolling with the Tide in Hawaii...
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Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja, Ron & Jobu

2003-11-21 Thread Jeff Todd
Hope you get lei'd!

Slef E.

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> I just hope the plane doesn't go down in a fire ball somewhere over
the
> Pacific. Only to find out I'm the sole survivor and have to eat the
flesh of
> the other passengers to live.
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> Guess I better pack some rump roast sauce.
>
> But, thank you and I hope everyone has a great week
>
> Rolling with the Tide in Hawaii...
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> Good luck Dawn !!
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RE: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja, Ron & Jobu

2003-11-21 Thread Joel Perry
I just hope the plane doesn't go down in a fire ball somewhere over the
Pacific. Only to find out I'm the sole survivor and have to eat the flesh of
the other passengers to live.

Guess I better pack some rump roast sauce.

But, thank you and I hope everyone has a great week

Rolling with the Tide in Hawaii...

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Hope ya'll have a great time in Hawaii !!

Good luck Dawn !!

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[RollTideFan] Deere Sonja, Ron & Jobu

2003-11-20 Thread Pat Smoot
Hope ya'll have a great time in Hawaii !!

Good luck Dawn !!

ROLL TIDE ROLL 


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RE: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja & Ron

2003-09-15 Thread Joel Perry
Here I was. Walking down the sidewalk, minding my own business. When out of
no where, this unusual smell drifts my way. I've smelled it before, but just
couldn't place where it was. About 10 seconds later, I get hauled down from
the back like I was a running back. I look around and there is Pat. And then
that smell comes around again. Jim Beam. Lots of it. When my eyes quit
watering from the force of the tackle, I notice Pat has a female 'friend'
with her. Hey, don't think Madonna and Britney have anything on Pat and her
friend. She said her name was Norman Bates. While mentioning her name,
another gale force blow of Jim Beam sweeps across my nose. Yep, they are
sharing the same drink and one straw

As we talked, I began to realize that the tackle Pat threw on me was prolly
no more than an attempt to stay vertical while negotiating the sidewalk
obstacle course. We all talked a long time, but I found it just a little bit
strange that Pat and Norm would finish each other's sentence and then look
at each other and smile. And all they wanted to do was fondle my visor. At
one point, Pat offered to lift her shirt in exchange for my visor. I almost
took her up on the offer but I was afraid that once she got her shirt
lifted, she'd need help getting it back down. Although I think Normy would
have been all over her like white on Rice if that shirt wouldda come up at
all.

Pat said they brought down the 'motor home' and parked it in the free
parking spot (surprise??). I bet it took them a-while to get the
under-pinning back on that thing once they got it situated.

Anyway, I bet Pat did yell a lot at the game. Might not have been able to
understand the words, but I bet it was loud.

More on why we didn't get 'our spot' later in another post.

-Original Message-
From:   [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of Pat Smoot
Sent:   Sunday, September 14, 2003 6:31 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:[RollTideFan] Deere Sonja & Ron

Sorry ya'll made that long trip & Ron ended up frustrated.  Jobu needed you
at the tailgate party because he couldn't get the usual spot & had it not
been for the cabbage smell, I never would have found him  When I did find
him, he was drinking a Bud Light & claimed that he had drank the tequila on
the way down.  No speedo's, no tequila.  He is lost without you.

BTW, Jobu, I found the damn visors without you.  Thanks, anyway.



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[RollTideFan] Deere Sonja & Ron

2003-09-14 Thread Pat Smoot
Sorry ya'll made that long trip & Ron ended up frustrated.  Jobu needed you
at the tailgate party because he couldn't get the usual spot & had it not
been for the cabbage smell, I never would have found him  When I did find
him, he was drinking a Bud Light & claimed that he had drank the tequila on
the way down.  No speedo's, no tequila.  He is lost without you.

BTW, Jobu, I found the damn visors without you.  Thanks, anyway.



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