I'm leaving on a 4 day *Casino Safari* Wed. AM and will not be here to
send the following *GEM* on Friday. S... this are it!
"Onestone - Powerful Indian Brave"
This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one
testicle. After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and
said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got
around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young girl
named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone." He jumped
up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest and there he made love
to her all day, he made love to her all night, he made love to her all
the next day until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around
that Onestone meant business. Years went by until a woman named Yellow
Bird returned to the village >after many years away. Yellow Bird who was
Blue Bird's cousin was overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him
and said, "Good to see you Onestone." Onestone grabbed her and took her
deep into the forest where he made >love to her all day, made love to
her all night, made love to her all the! >next day, made love to her all
the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of the
story?
You'll love this
> > > > > >You can't kill two Birds with One Stone.
Good luck to "myslef" at the tables... cheers -vo-
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