[scifinoir2] Re: Pirahna 3D's Painful Predecessors: 24 Cheesiest Movies Ever Made

2010-08-24 Thread B Smith
I think Cloverfield is an entertaining and very well done monster movie. I 
liked much more than the American made Godzilla movie. The shakey cam bothers 
some folks and one scene a bit vertigo inducing. The acting was good and 
realistic and special effects were well done. No cheese in sight.

One complaint I hear is that people didn't like the characters and I just 
didn't get that. There seems to be some animus towards people considered 
hipsters and folks didn't bond with the characters because of that. I've 
heard the same things leveled at Scott Pilgrim which actually pokes a lot of 
fun at the hipster stereotypes.

The central story about Rob and Beth resonated with me. When I was that age I 
probably would have had the same feelings about the one that got away. Probably 
not strong enough to wade into a fight between the military and a monster but 
that's just me. 

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Keith Johnson keithbjohn...@... wrote:

 Agree on the last two, which is why I questioned the more modern films on 
 here. Was Cloverfield a good movie in your opinion? I avoided it at the 
 theatre because I knew the jerky camera would have had me reeling and 
 retching in my seat. 
 
 - Original Message - 
 From: B Smith daikaij...@... 
 To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, August 23, 2010 8:56:11 PM 
 Subject: [scifinoir2] Re: Pirahna 3D's Painful Predecessors: 24 Cheesiest 
 Movies Ever Made 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Cloverfield doesn't even belong on this list. There's nothing remotely cheesy 
 about it. Tremors and Slither are campy, horror comedies but no cheese was in 
 sight. 
 
 --- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com , Keith Johnson KeithBJohnson@ wrote: 
  
  Dude, I remember Lepus from when I was a kid, and even then it didn't 
  scare me, but boy was it fun! I mean, you see these bunnies running 
  (hopping?) in slow motion to make them appear more menacing, and obvious 
  bad FX are used to make them appear to be giants. But at least sometimes 
  those bunnies are *real*. When the giant dummy rabbits attack people and 
  slash them with the teeth, it is camp heaven! Let's not forget other 
  animals gone wild movies from back in the day, such as Frogs, Bugs, 
  and Kingdom of the Spiders starring The Shat himself. 
  
  - Original Message - 
  From: Martin Baxter martinbaxter7@ 
  To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, August 23, 2010 4:36:56 PM 
  Subject: Re: [scifinoir2] Pirahna 3D's Painful Predecessors: 24 Cheesiest 
  Movies Ever Made 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  As I said in the forum where I first found this link, it's another case of 
  the kids being left alone in the room with Internet access again. No true 
  research done, just names off the tops of their widdle heads. 
  
  And I laughed just *reading* that synopsis of the scene from Night of the 
  Lepus, Keith. 
  
  
  On Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 3:59 PM, Keith Johnson  KeithBJohnson@  wrote: 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  I can't *believe* they added relatively new movies like Clash of the 
  Titans and Cloverfield, while leaving off some true, time tested 
  classics! To wit, my additions below. 
  
  And I beg you, please go to the included links and watch the brief 
  trailers. You will *not* be disappointed!: 
  
  * Night of the Lepus - 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xulXFB3-A3cfeature=related - You have ** to 
  check out the carnivorous, giant bunny rabbits menacing veteran actors 
  Janet Leigh, Stuart Whitman, Rory Calhoun, and DeForest Kelley! If you 
  don't laugh when the rabbit punches through the lady's kitchen window and 
  then slashes her throat, leaving its giant teeth covered in blood, you 
  don't have a pulse! 
  
  
  * The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant. 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myvltniwzxI Anyone over 40 has to remember 
  this really awful movie about an experiment in which a psycho killer's head 
  is grafted onto the giant body of a gentle simpleton. The killer gets off 
  on murder, while the big gentle giants sobs No, No! all the time. Like 
  all such classic horror movies, it manages to mix murder and mayhem with 
  nubile women in various stages of undress. It is priceless! Check out the 
  trailer, please: 
  
  Runner up: the copycat The Thing with Two Heads ( 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA_j7h5Afeature=related ), starring 
  football great Rosie Grier, Don Mission Impossible Martin, and veteran 
  actor Ray Milland! In this one, the head of a white bigot is grafted onto 
  the body of a black convict. Again, the trailer's a scream! 
  
  * The Food of the Gods - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuSwwZ1n6KU - 
  people are trapped on an island where the animals have grown to ginormous 
  size thanks to eating some kind of special food. I'm not sure if the giant 
  menacing chickens, the killer big wasps or the crazy giant rats surrounding 
  a house is the funniest thing, but man what a hoot! And it's so sad to see 
  veteran actors' having to do films like

[scifinoir2] Re: Pirahna 3D's Painful Predecessors: 24 Cheesiest Movies Ever Made

2010-08-23 Thread B Smith
Cloverfield doesn't even belong on this list. There's nothing remotely cheesy 
about it. Tremors and Slither are campy, horror comedies but no cheese was in 
sight.

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Keith Johnson keithbjohn...@... wrote:

 Dude, I remember Lepus from when I was a kid, and even then it didn't scare 
 me, but boy was it fun! I mean, you see these bunnies running (hopping?) in 
 slow motion to make them appear more menacing, and obvious bad FX are used to 
 make them appear to be giants. But at least sometimes those bunnies are 
 *real*. When the giant dummy rabbits attack people and slash them with the 
 teeth, it is camp heaven! Let's not forget other animals gone wild movies 
 from back in the day, such as Frogs, Bugs, and Kingdom of the Spiders 
 starring The Shat himself. 
 
 - Original Message - 
 From: Martin Baxter martinbaxt...@... 
 To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, August 23, 2010 4:36:56 PM 
 Subject: Re: [scifinoir2] Pirahna 3D's Painful Predecessors: 24 Cheesiest 
 Movies Ever Made 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 As I said in the forum where I first found this link, it's another case of 
 the kids being left alone in the room with Internet access again. No true 
 research done, just names off the tops of their widdle heads. 
 
 And I laughed just *reading* that synopsis of the scene from Night of the 
 Lepus, Keith. 
 
 
 On Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 3:59 PM, Keith Johnson  keithbjohn...@...  wrote: 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 I can't *believe* they added relatively new movies like Clash of the Titans 
 and Cloverfield, while leaving off some true, time tested classics! To wit, 
 my additions below. 
 
 And I beg you, please go to the included links and watch the brief trailers. 
 You will *not* be disappointed!: 
 
 * Night of the Lepus - 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xulXFB3-A3cfeature=related - You have ** to 
 check out the carnivorous, giant bunny rabbits menacing veteran actors Janet 
 Leigh, Stuart Whitman, Rory Calhoun, and DeForest Kelley! If you don't laugh 
 when the rabbit punches through the lady's kitchen window and then slashes 
 her throat, leaving its giant teeth covered in blood, you don't have a pulse! 
 
 
 * The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant. 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myvltniwzxI Anyone over 40 has to remember 
 this really awful movie about an experiment in which a psycho killer's head 
 is grafted onto the giant body of a gentle simpleton. The killer gets off on 
 murder, while the big gentle giants sobs No, No! all the time. Like all 
 such classic horror movies, it manages to mix murder and mayhem with nubile 
 women in various stages of undress. It is priceless! Check out the trailer, 
 please: 
 
 Runner up: the copycat The Thing with Two Heads ( 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA_j7h5Afeature=related ), starring 
 football great Rosie Grier, Don Mission Impossible Martin, and veteran 
 actor Ray Milland! In this one, the head of a white bigot is grafted onto the 
 body of a black convict. Again, the trailer's a scream! 
 
 * The Food of the Gods - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuSwwZ1n6KU - people 
 are trapped on an island where the animals have grown to ginormous size 
 thanks to eating some kind of special food. I'm not sure if the giant 
 menacing chickens, the killer big wasps or the crazy giant rats surrounding a 
 house is the funniest thing, but man what a hoot! And it's so sad to see 
 veteran actors' having to do films like this. Film great Ida Lupino is one of 
 the stars. 
 
 
 * The Deadly Mantis - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqEccYXxaAY - freed from 
 the ice, a giant, supersonic mantis menaces the world, attacking airplanes, 
 overturning buses with its killer grip, and generally wreaking havoc. Lots of 
 women grabbing their heads and screaming in mindless terror, of course, but 
 really fun for the Italian sailor who yells Mama mia! as the killer insect 
 sweeps in for the kill! 
 
 
 
 
 
 - Original Message - 
 From: Martin Baxter  martinbaxt...@...  
 To: SciFiNoir2  scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com  
 Sent: Monday, August 23, 2010 6:31:47 AM 
 Subject: [scifinoir2] Pirahna 3D's Painful Predecessors: 24 Cheesiest Movies 
 Ever Made 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Though Tremors was cheesy goodness... 
 
 http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/08/cheesiest-sci-fi-films/ 
 
 -- 
 If all the world's a stage and we are merely players, who the bloody hell 
 wrote the script? -- Charles E Grant 
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik 
 
 
 
 
 
 -- 
 If all the world's a stage and we are merely players, who the bloody hell 
 wrote the script? -- Charles E Grant 
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik





Re: [scifinoir2] Re: Pirahna 3D's Painful Predecessors: 24 Cheesiest Movies Ever Made

2010-08-23 Thread Keith Johnson
Agree on the last two, which is why I questioned the more modern films on here. 
Was Cloverfield a good movie in your opinion? I avoided it at the theatre 
because I knew the jerky camera would have had me reeling and retching in my 
seat. 

- Original Message - 
From: B Smith daikaij...@yahoo.com 
To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Monday, August 23, 2010 8:56:11 PM 
Subject: [scifinoir2] Re: Pirahna 3D's Painful Predecessors: 24 Cheesiest 
Movies Ever Made 






Cloverfield doesn't even belong on this list. There's nothing remotely cheesy 
about it. Tremors and Slither are campy, horror comedies but no cheese was in 
sight. 

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com , Keith Johnson keithbjohn...@... wrote: 
 
 Dude, I remember Lepus from when I was a kid, and even then it didn't scare 
 me, but boy was it fun! I mean, you see these bunnies running (hopping?) in 
 slow motion to make them appear more menacing, and obvious bad FX are used to 
 make them appear to be giants. But at least sometimes those bunnies are 
 *real*. When the giant dummy rabbits attack people and slash them with the 
 teeth, it is camp heaven! Let's not forget other animals gone wild movies 
 from back in the day, such as Frogs, Bugs, and Kingdom of the Spiders 
 starring The Shat himself. 
 
 - Original Message - 
 From: Martin Baxter martinbaxt...@... 
 To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, August 23, 2010 4:36:56 PM 
 Subject: Re: [scifinoir2] Pirahna 3D's Painful Predecessors: 24 Cheesiest 
 Movies Ever Made 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 As I said in the forum where I first found this link, it's another case of 
 the kids being left alone in the room with Internet access again. No true 
 research done, just names off the tops of their widdle heads. 
 
 And I laughed just *reading* that synopsis of the scene from Night of the 
 Lepus, Keith. 
 
 
 On Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 3:59 PM, Keith Johnson  keithbjohn...@...  wrote: 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 I can't *believe* they added relatively new movies like Clash of the Titans 
 and Cloverfield, while leaving off some true, time tested classics! To wit, 
 my additions below. 
 
 And I beg you, please go to the included links and watch the brief trailers. 
 You will *not* be disappointed!: 
 
 * Night of the Lepus - 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xulXFB3-A3cfeature=related - You have ** to 
 check out the carnivorous, giant bunny rabbits menacing veteran actors Janet 
 Leigh, Stuart Whitman, Rory Calhoun, and DeForest Kelley! If you don't laugh 
 when the rabbit punches through the lady's kitchen window and then slashes 
 her throat, leaving its giant teeth covered in blood, you don't have a pulse! 
 
 
 * The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant. 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myvltniwzxI Anyone over 40 has to remember 
 this really awful movie about an experiment in which a psycho killer's head 
 is grafted onto the giant body of a gentle simpleton. The killer gets off on 
 murder, while the big gentle giants sobs No, No! all the time. Like all 
 such classic horror movies, it manages to mix murder and mayhem with nubile 
 women in various stages of undress. It is priceless! Check out the trailer, 
 please: 
 
 Runner up: the copycat The Thing with Two Heads ( 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA_j7h5Afeature=related ), starring 
 football great Rosie Grier, Don Mission Impossible Martin, and veteran 
 actor Ray Milland! In this one, the head of a white bigot is grafted onto the 
 body of a black convict. Again, the trailer's a scream! 
 
 * The Food of the Gods - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuSwwZ1n6KU - people 
 are trapped on an island where the animals have grown to ginormous size 
 thanks to eating some kind of special food. I'm not sure if the giant 
 menacing chickens, the killer big wasps or the crazy giant rats surrounding a 
 house is the funniest thing, but man what a hoot! And it's so sad to see 
 veteran actors' having to do films like this. Film great Ida Lupino is one of 
 the stars. 
 
 
 * The Deadly Mantis - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqEccYXxaAY - freed from 
 the ice, a giant, supersonic mantis menaces the world, attacking airplanes, 
 overturning buses with its killer grip, and generally wreaking havoc. Lots of 
 women grabbing their heads and screaming in mindless terror, of course, but 
 really fun for the Italian sailor who yells Mama mia! as the killer insect 
 sweeps in for the kill! 
 
 
 
 
 
 - Original Message - 
 From: Martin Baxter  martinbaxt...@...  
 To: SciFiNoir2  scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com  
 Sent: Monday, August 23, 2010 6:31:47 AM 
 Subject: [scifinoir2] Pirahna 3D's Painful Predecessors: 24 Cheesiest Movies 
 Ever Made 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Though Tremors was cheesy goodness... 
 
 http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/08/cheesiest-sci-fi-films/ 
 
 -- 
 If all the world's a stage and we are merely players, who the bloody hell 
 wrote the script? -- Charles E Grant 
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik 
 
 
 
 
 
 -- 
 If all