First Laugh of the Morn! LMNAO
Reece Jennings [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Always
wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
vehicle...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple
who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the
parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he
fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts
into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything
back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the
crowd.
She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had
been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in
his forehead.
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There is no reason Good can't triumph over Evil, if only angels will get
organized along the lines of the Mafia. -Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without A
Country
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