Autodesk Press Release Parody

2012-04-19 Thread John Clausing
Dear devoted Softimage users, in light of precipitously, or not so 
precipitously removing (all or many of) your long term development team, and in 
hopes of attenuating some of the deserved bitterness that you so rightly heap 
on our Hugeness,...we offer the following options for the furtherance of 
Softimage. We will tally the results of said survey, and keep them to 
ourselves. But as a salve for our collective consciousness, we will let you 
know there was in fact a result!

Please choose from the following

1) Softimage will cease on x date 2015 or sooner
2) We will release Softimaya in the fourth quarte of 2012
3) We will offer equivalent licenses cross platform till the end of eternity!

Thanks all, please vote 

(Intended to lighten mood)




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Re: Autodesk Press Release Parody

2012-04-19 Thread Nasser Al-Ostath
You broke my heart
On Apr 20, 2012 1:21 AM, John Clausing jclausin...@yahoo.com wrote:

 Dear devoted Softimage users, in light of precipitously, or not so
 precipitously removing (all or many of) your long term development team,
 and in hopes of attenuating some of the deserved bitterness that you so
 rightly heap on our Hugeness,...we offer the following options for the
 furtherance of Softimage. We will tally the results of said survey, and
 keep them to ourselves. But as a salve for our collective consciousness, we
 will let you know there was in fact a result!

 Please choose from the following

 1) Softimage will cease on x date 2015 or sooner
 2) We will release Softimaya in the fourth quarte of 2012
 3) We will offer equivalent licenses cross platform till the end of
 eternity!

 Thanks all, please vote

 (Intended to lighten mood)




 Sent from my iPhone