Re: [Biofuel] These dam greenies are everywhere......

2006-08-14 Thread Mike Weaver
I sleep there when my girlfriend is mad at me.



Michael Redler wrote:

 If you plan to have any osprey tenants in the future, it might require 
 some work to keep it up to code. You will have to contact the 
 inspector and apply for a certificate of occupancy - even if it's used 
 as a guest house.
  
 Depending on the state, you might also need to install a flushing toilet.
  
 By the way, 9' might require a fire escape.
  
 I don't mean to be the bearer of bad news...just tryin' to help.
  
 - Redler

 */Mike Weaver [EMAIL PROTECTED]/* wrote:

 Uh oh,

 I have a 9' tall foot abandonded Osprey nest I've been maintaning for
 several years now - I wonder if it'll get me in trouble?

 bob allen wrote:

 Howdy folks, if you read the analysis at Snopes, you'll discover
 the the Michigan authorities are
 not quite as stupid as seems, nor the land owner so innocent. I
 would be pi**ed off too if an
 adjacent land owner started messing with my land.
 
 
   The letter concerned an enforcement action directed to a
 tenant on property surrounding Spring
 Pond,
 which is located in Pierson Township, Montcalm County, Michigan.
 The tenant was observed by the
 downstream
 complainant, and has since admitted to the complainant, that he
 artificially built up, and
 maintained two
 abandoned beaver dams on the discharge end of the natural pond.
 Such an activity falls under the
 jurisdiction
 of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resources
 and Environmental Protection Act,
 1194 PA 451,
 as amended. It is the Department's position that in the absence
 of any threat to public welfare,
 beaver dams
 should be left in their natural state, that being either actively
 maintained or abandoned by beaver.
 
 
 
 [snip]



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Re: [Biofuel] These dam greenies are everywhere......

2006-08-13 Thread bob allen
Howdy folks, if you read the analysis at Snopes, you'll discover the the 
Michigan authorities are 
not quite as stupid as seems, nor the land owner so innocent.  I would be 
pi**ed off too if an 
adjacent land owner started messing with my land.


   The letter concerned an enforcement action directed to a tenant on property 
surrounding Spring 
Pond,
which is located in Pierson Township, Montcalm County, Michigan. The tenant was 
observed by the 
downstream
complainant, and has since admitted to the complainant, that he artificially 
built up, and 
maintained two
abandoned beaver dams on the discharge end of the natural pond. Such an 
activity falls under the 
jurisdiction
of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resources and 
Environmental Protection Act, 
1194 PA 451,
as amended. It is the Department's position that in the absence of any threat 
to public welfare, 
beaver dams
should be left in their natural state, that being either actively maintained or 
abandoned by beaver.



Keith Addison wrote:
 Hello Bob
 
 Hi All,
 This can't be an urban myth, because it didn't take place in the 
 city. Right? Decide for yourself.
 
 Not at all, just check snopes::
 http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/dammed.htm
 Urban Legends Reference Pages: Humor (Dammed Beavers!)
 
 Nice piece, been doing the rounds for eight years.
 
 Dammed Beavers, it says, not dam greenies, no mention of 
 greenies. Where did your Check your backyard, these dam greenies 
 are everywhere headline come from, if I might ask? It's quite often 
 been used by libertarian etc people as a sneer at Big Government, but 
 they often attack greenies too (econazis).
 
 Best
 
 Keith
 
 
 Bob.

 Check your backyard, these dam greenies are everywhere.
 

 SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

 Dear Mr. DeVries:

 It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental 
 Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the 
 above referenced parcel of property.  You have been certified as the 
 legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized 
 activity:

 Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the 
 outlet stream of Spring Pond.

 A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity.

 A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been 
 issued.  Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity 
 is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the 
 Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the 
 Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the 
 Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.!

 The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams 
 partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and 
 flooding at downstream locations.  We find that dams of this nature 
 are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted.  The Department 
 therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this 
 location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by 
 removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream 
 channel.  All restoration work shall be completed no later than 
 January 31, 2006.

 Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so 
 that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff.

 Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized 
 activity on the site may result in this case being referred for 
 elevated enforcement action..

 We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this 
 matter.  Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have 
 any questions.

 Sincerely,
 David L. Price
 District Representative and Water Management Division.


 Ryan's response:
 Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

 Dear Mr. Price,

 Your certified letter dated 5/17/06 has been handed to me to respond 
 to.  I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget 
 Lane, Trout Run, Pennsylvania.

 A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of 
 constructing and maintaining two wood debris dams across the 
 outlet stream of my Spring Pond.  While I did not pay for, 
 authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be 
 highly offended that you call their skillful use of natures building 
 materials debris.  I would like to challenge your department to 
 attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any place you 
 choose.  I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever 
 match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam 
 ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or 
 their dam work ethic.

 As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they 
 must first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of 
 dam activity.

 My first dam question to you is:
 (1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers.
 

Re: [Biofuel] These dam greenies are everywhere......

2006-08-13 Thread Mike Weaver
Uh oh,

I have a 9' tall foot abandonded Osprey nest I've been maintaning for 
several years now -  I wonder if it'll get me in trouble?

bob allen wrote:

Howdy folks, if you read the analysis at Snopes, you'll discover the the 
Michigan authorities are 
not quite as stupid as seems, nor the land owner so innocent.  I would be 
pi**ed off too if an 
adjacent land owner started messing with my land.


   The letter concerned an enforcement action directed to a tenant on 
 property surrounding Spring 
Pond,
which is located in Pierson Township, Montcalm County, Michigan. The tenant 
was observed by the 
downstream
complainant, and has since admitted to the complainant, that he artificially 
built up, and 
maintained two
abandoned beaver dams on the discharge end of the natural pond. Such an 
activity falls under the 
jurisdiction
of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resources and 
Environmental Protection Act, 
1194 PA 451,
as amended. It is the Department's position that in the absence of any threat 
to public welfare, 
beaver dams
should be left in their natural state, that being either actively maintained 
or abandoned by beaver.



Keith Addison wrote:
  

Hello Bob



Hi All,
This can't be an urban myth, because it didn't take place in the 
city. Right? Decide for yourself.
  

Not at all, just check snopes::
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/dammed.htm
Urban Legends Reference Pages: Humor (Dammed Beavers!)

Nice piece, been doing the rounds for eight years.

Dammed Beavers, it says, not dam greenies, no mention of 
greenies. Where did your Check your backyard, these dam greenies 
are everywhere headline come from, if I might ask? It's quite often 
been used by libertarian etc people as a sneer at Big Government, but 
they often attack greenies too (econazis).

Best

Keith




Bob.

Check your backyard, these dam greenies are everywhere.


SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

Dear Mr. DeVries:

It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental 
Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the 
above referenced parcel of property.  You have been certified as the 
legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized 
activity:

Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the 
outlet stream of Spring Pond.

A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity.

A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been 
issued.  Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity 
is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the 
Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the 
Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the 
Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.!

The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams 
partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and 
flooding at downstream locations.  We find that dams of this nature 
are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted.  The Department 
therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this 
location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by 
removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream 
channel.  All restoration work shall be completed no later than 
January 31, 2006.

Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so 
that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff.

Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized 
activity on the site may result in this case being referred for 
elevated enforcement action..

We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this 
matter.  Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have 
any questions.

Sincerely,
David L. Price
District Representative and Water Management Division.


Ryan's response:
Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

Dear Mr. Price,

Your certified letter dated 5/17/06 has been handed to me to respond 
to.  I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget 
Lane, Trout Run, Pennsylvania.

A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of 
constructing and maintaining two wood debris dams across the 
outlet stream of my Spring Pond.  While I did not pay for, 
authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be 
highly offended that you call their skillful use of natures building 
materials debris.  I would like to challenge your department to 
attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any place you 
choose.  I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever 
match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam 
ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or 
their dam work ethic.

As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they 
must first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of 
dam activity.

My 

Re: [Biofuel] These dam greenies are everywhere......

2006-08-13 Thread Bob Molloy
Hi Keith,
 Ironic headline to attract attention; soubriquet for the
the beavers. Certainly not intended as an attack on (big G) Greenies.
Regards,
Bob.

- Original Message -
From: Keith Addison [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: biofuel@sustainablelists.org
Sent: Saturday, August 12, 2006 2:22 PM
Subject: Re: [Biofuel] These dam greenies are everywhere..


 Hello Bob

 Hi All,
 This can't be an urban myth, because it didn't take place in the
 city. Right? Decide for yourself.

 Not at all, just check snopes::
 http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/dammed.htm
 Urban Legends Reference Pages: Humor (Dammed Beavers!)

 Nice piece, been doing the rounds for eight years.

 Dammed Beavers, it says, not dam greenies, no mention of
 greenies. Where did your Check your backyard, these dam greenies
 are everywhere headline come from, if I might ask? It's quite often
 been used by libertarian etc people as a sneer at Big Government, but
 they often attack greenies too (econazis).

 Best

 Keith




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Re: [Biofuel] These dam greenies are everywhere......

2006-08-13 Thread Michael Redler
If you plan to have any ospreytenants in the future, it might require some work to keep it up to code.You will have to contact the inspector and apply for a certificate of occupancy - even if it's used as a guest house.Depending on the state, you might also need to install a flushing toilet.By the way, 9' mightrequire a fire escape.I don't mean to be the bearer of bad news...just tryin' to help.- RedlerMike Weaver [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  Uh oh,I have a 9' tall foot abandonded Osprey nest I've been maintaning for several years now - I wonder if it'll get me in trouble?bob allen wrote:Howdy folks, if you read the analysis at Snopes, you'll discover the the
 Michigan authorities are not quite as stupid as seems, nor the land owner so innocent. I would be pi**ed off too if an adjacent land owner started messing with my land. " The letter concerned an enforcement action directed to a tenant on property surrounding Spring Pond,which is located in Pierson Township, Montcalm County, Michigan. The tenant was observed by the downstreamcomplainant, and has since admitted to the complainant, that he artificially built up, and maintained twoabandoned beaver dams on the discharge end of the natural pond. Such an activity falls under the jurisdictionof Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resources and Environmental Protection Act, 1194 PA 451,as amended. It is the Department's position that in the absence of any threat to public welfare, beaver damsshould be left in their natural state,
 that being either actively maintained or abandoned by beaver."[snip]___
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[Biofuel] These dam greenies are everywhere......

2006-08-11 Thread Bob Molloy



Hi All,
This can't be an urban myth, because it didn't take 
place in the city. Right? Decide for yourself.

Bob.

Check your backyard, these dam greenies are 
everywhere.
 
SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; 
T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

Dear Mr. DeVries:

It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality 
that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel 
of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or 
contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:

Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet 
stream of Spring Pond.

A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity.

A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been 
issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in 
violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and 
Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 
324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.!

The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially 
failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream 
locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and 
cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to cease and 
desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow 
condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream 
channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 
2006.

Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a 
follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff.

Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity on 
the site may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement 
action..

We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this 
matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any 
questions.

Sincerely,David L. PriceDistrict Representative and Water 
Management Division.

Ryan's response:
Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

Dear Mr. Price,

Your certified letter dated 5/17/06 has been handed to me to respond 
to. I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget Lane, 
Trout Run, Pennsylvania.

A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of constructing 
and maintaining two wood "debris" dams across the outlet stream of my Spring 
Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize, nor supervise their dam project, 
I think they would be highly offended that you call their skillful use of 
natures building materials "debris." I would like to challenge your 
department to attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any place you 
choose. I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever match 
their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam 
persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic.

As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must 
first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam 
activity.

My first dam question to you is:(1) Are you trying to discriminate 
against my Spring Pond Beavers.(2) Or do you require all beavers throughout 
this State to conform to said dam request?

If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, through the 
Freedom of Information Act, I request completed copies of all those other 
applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued. Perhaps we will see 
if there really is a dam violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the 
Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 
1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, 
annotated.

I have several concerns. My first concern is; aren't the beavers 
entitled to legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially 
destitute and are unable to pay for said representation -- so the State will 
have to provide them with a dam lawyer. The Department's dam concern that 
either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event, causing 
flooding, is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which the Department is 
required to protect. In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers 
alone rather than harassing them and calling their dam names.

If you want the stream "restored" to a dam free-flow condition please 
contact the beavers -- but if you are going to arrest them, they obviously did 
not pay any attention to your dam letter, they being unable to read 
English.

In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build their 
unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green and water flows 
downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to live and enjoy Spring 
Pond. If the Department of 

Re: [Biofuel] These dam greenies are everywhere......

2006-08-11 Thread Keith Addison
Hello Bob

Hi All,
This can't be an urban myth, because it didn't take place in the 
city. Right? Decide for yourself.

Not at all, just check snopes::
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/dammed.htm
Urban Legends Reference Pages: Humor (Dammed Beavers!)

Nice piece, been doing the rounds for eight years.

Dammed Beavers, it says, not dam greenies, no mention of 
greenies. Where did your Check your backyard, these dam greenies 
are everywhere headline come from, if I might ask? It's quite often 
been used by libertarian etc people as a sneer at Big Government, but 
they often attack greenies too (econazis).

Best

Keith


Bob.

Check your backyard, these dam greenies are everywhere.
 

SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

Dear Mr. DeVries:

It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental 
Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the 
above referenced parcel of property.  You have been certified as the 
legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized 
activity:

Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the 
outlet stream of Spring Pond.

A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity.

A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been 
issued.  Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity 
is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the 
Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the 
Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the 
Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.!

The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams 
partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and 
flooding at downstream locations.  We find that dams of this nature 
are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted.  The Department 
therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this 
location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by 
removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream 
channel.  All restoration work shall be completed no later than 
January 31, 2006.

Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so 
that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff.

Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized 
activity on the site may result in this case being referred for 
elevated enforcement action..

We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this 
matter.  Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have 
any questions.

Sincerely,
David L. Price
District Representative and Water Management Division.


Ryan's response:
Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

Dear Mr. Price,

Your certified letter dated 5/17/06 has been handed to me to respond 
to.  I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget 
Lane, Trout Run, Pennsylvania.

A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of 
constructing and maintaining two wood debris dams across the 
outlet stream of my Spring Pond.  While I did not pay for, 
authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be 
highly offended that you call their skillful use of natures building 
materials debris.  I would like to challenge your department to 
attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any place you 
choose.  I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever 
match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam 
ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or 
their dam work ethic.

As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they 
must first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of 
dam activity.

My first dam question to you is:
(1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers.
(2) Or do you require all beavers throughout this State to conform 
to said dam request?

If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, 
through the Freedom of Information Act, I request completed copies 
of all those other applicable beaver dam permits that have been 
issued.  Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of 
Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and 
Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, 
being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled 
Laws, annotated.

I have several concerns.  My first concern is; aren't the beavers 
entitled to legal representation?  The Spring Pond Beavers are 
financially destitute and are unable to pay for said representation 
-- so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer.  The 
Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed 
during a recent rain event, causing flooding, is proof that this is 
a natural occurrence, which the Department is required to protect. 
In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone rather