Re: Redneck Haiku
Hope springs eternal I know that this is the year Chicago Cubs On Sat, Apr 4, 2009 at 7:15 PM, mark.se...@gmail.com wrote: Seven dollar beer Forty-two dollar tickets It's opening day Sent via BlackBerry by ATT -Original Message- From: Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net Date: Sat, 4 Apr 2009 18:11:28 To: Taterbugmandotaterbugmando@googlegroups.com Subject: Re: Redneck Haiku I was inspired at my little girl's tee ball game today.. Combover, popcorn Perfumes clashing, babies crying Tee ball day today On Apr 3, 7:13 am, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: A poor cross eyed boy Becomes a visonary WSM On Apr 2, 11:24 pm, Don Grieser adobeinthepi...@gmail.com wrote: Jerusalem Ridge Above a lonely graveyard Where Bill Monroe lays On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 5:46 PM, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: The road winds around Brother Charlie's former home Jerusalem Ridge On Apr 2, 3:09 pm, Mike Hoffmann mikehoffma...@gmail.com wrote: Went to play baseball But instead played my banjo What would you exchange? On Apr 2, 2009, at 1:48 PM, Don Grieser wrote: Three inch sheet rock screws Replace rusting baling wire But not the duct tape On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 11:23 AM, Mark Seale mark.se...@gmail.com wrote: Whoops, sent the first draft on accident. I need to learn how to count. Tobacco spit cup Sittin in my cup holder Not Dr. Pepper :) On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 12:15 PM, Mark Seale mark.se...@gmail.com wrote: Copenhagen spit cup Sittin in my cup holder Not Dr. Pepper On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 10:08 PM, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Lost Haiku Mojo? Let's keep this thing a going Much more fun than work On Mar 31, 10:06 pm, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Maybe a Japanese music form? I have been interested in Asian music for a while. I read somewhere that most of it is pentatonic. On Mar 31, 9:41 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: I wonder if there is a musical form that rivals this haiku verse? I mean, is there a 5-7-5 form in music? What would it be? I have music laying around here in all sorts of odd meters already. How would we count it? Tater On Mar 31, 9:36 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: Dammit to hell, Shaun Took the wind out of our sails Now it's back to work Taterbug On Mar 31, 2:56 pm, Robin Gravina robin.grav...@gmail.com wrote: taterbug mando mandolin players sharing nonsense and insight On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 9:48 PM, Fred fkel...@scicable.net wrote: My work here is done... Steve Cantrell wrote: Throw up funnel cake just made me laugh audibly, Fred. *From:* Fred fkel...@scicable.net *To:* taterbugmando@googlegroups.com *Sent:* Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:01:16 PM *Subject:* Re: Redneck Haiku Your latest reminded me of something... Festival groupie Pick all night under the stars Throw up funnel cake mistertaterbug wrote: George Jones on the road Headed to the liquor store Lawnmower goes slow Bluegrass festival Photo opportunity Bill says, You Back Up Help...I can't stop... Tater- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Two-for-four today It sure was nice to play ball Even though we lost. On Apr 5, 2009, at 3:32 PM, Don Grieser wrote: Hope springs eternal I know that this is the year Chicago Cubs On Sat, Apr 4, 2009 at 7:15 PM, mark.se...@gmail.com wrote: Seven dollar beer Forty-two dollar tickets It's opening day Sent via BlackBerry by ATT -Original Message- From: Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net Date: Sat, 4 Apr 2009 18:11:28 To: Taterbugmandotaterbugmando@googlegroups.com Subject: Re: Redneck Haiku I was inspired at my little girl's tee ball game today.. Combover, popcorn Perfumes clashing, babies crying Tee ball day today On Apr 3, 7:13 am, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: A poor cross eyed boy Becomes a visonary WSM On Apr 2, 11:24 pm, Don Grieser adobeinthepi...@gmail.com wrote: Jerusalem Ridge Above a lonely graveyard Where Bill Monroe lays On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 5:46 PM, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: The road winds around Brother Charlie's former home Jerusalem Ridge On Apr 2, 3:09 pm, Mike Hoffmann mikehoffma...@gmail.com wrote: Went to play baseball But instead played my banjo What would you exchange? On Apr 2, 2009, at 1:48 PM, Don Grieser wrote: Three inch sheet rock screws Replace rusting baling wire But not the duct tape On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 11:23 AM, Mark Seale mark.se...@gmail.com wrote: Whoops, sent the first draft on accident. I need to learn how to count. Tobacco spit cup Sittin in my cup holder Not Dr. Pepper :) On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 12:15 PM, Mark Seale mark.se...@gmail.com wrote: Copenhagen spit cup Sittin in my cup holder Not Dr. Pepper On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 10:08 PM, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Lost Haiku Mojo? Let's keep this thing a going Much more fun than work On Mar 31, 10:06 pm, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Maybe a Japanese music form? I have been interested in Asian music for a while. I read somewhere that most of it is pentatonic. On Mar 31, 9:41 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: I wonder if there is a musical form that rivals this haiku verse? I mean, is there a 5-7-5 form in music? What would it be? I have music laying around here in all sorts of odd meters already. How would we count it? Tater On Mar 31, 9:36 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: Dammit to hell, Shaun Took the wind out of our sails Now it's back to work Taterbug On Mar 31, 2:56 pm, Robin Gravina robin.grav...@gmail.com wrote: taterbug mando mandolin players sharing nonsense and insight On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 9:48 PM, Fred fkel...@scicable.net wrote: My work here is done... Steve Cantrell wrote: Throw up funnel cake just made me laugh audibly, Fred. *From:* Fred fkel...@scicable.net *To:* taterbugmando@googlegroups.com *Sent:* Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:01:16 PM *Subject:* Re: Redneck Haiku Your latest reminded me of something... Festival groupie Pick all night under the stars Throw up funnel cake mistertaterbug wrote: George Jones on the road Headed to the liquor store Lawnmower goes slow Bluegrass festival Photo opportunity Bill says, You Back Up Help...I can't stop... Tater- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
'Roid range changes Not about sports medicine When we get older On Apr 5, 7:37 pm, Mike Hoffmann mikehoffma...@gmail.com wrote: Two-for-four today It sure was nice to play ball Even though we lost. On Apr 5, 2009, at 3:32 PM, Don Grieser wrote: Hope springs eternal I know that this is the year Chicago Cubs On Sat, Apr 4, 2009 at 7:15 PM, mark.se...@gmail.com wrote: Seven dollar beer Forty-two dollar tickets It's opening day Sent via BlackBerry by ATT -Original Message- From: Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net Date: Sat, 4 Apr 2009 18:11:28 To: Taterbugmandotaterbugmando@googlegroups.com Subject: Re: Redneck Haiku I was inspired at my little girl's tee ball game today.. Combover, popcorn Perfumes clashing, babies crying Tee ball day today On Apr 3, 7:13 am, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: A poor cross eyed boy Becomes a visonary WSM On Apr 2, 11:24 pm, Don Grieser adobeinthepi...@gmail.com wrote: Jerusalem Ridge Above a lonely graveyard Where Bill Monroe lays On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 5:46 PM, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: The road winds around Brother Charlie's former home Jerusalem Ridge On Apr 2, 3:09 pm, Mike Hoffmann mikehoffma...@gmail.com wrote: Went to play baseball But instead played my banjo What would you exchange? On Apr 2, 2009, at 1:48 PM, Don Grieser wrote: Three inch sheet rock screws Replace rusting baling wire But not the duct tape On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 11:23 AM, Mark Seale mark.se...@gmail.com wrote: Whoops, sent the first draft on accident. I need to learn how to count. Tobacco spit cup Sittin in my cup holder Not Dr. Pepper :) On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 12:15 PM, Mark Seale mark.se...@gmail.com wrote: Copenhagen spit cup Sittin in my cup holder Not Dr. Pepper On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 10:08 PM, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Lost Haiku Mojo? Let's keep this thing a going Much more fun than work On Mar 31, 10:06 pm, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Maybe a Japanese music form? I have been interested in Asian music for a while. I read somewhere that most of it is pentatonic. On Mar 31, 9:41 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: I wonder if there is a musical form that rivals this haiku verse? I mean, is there a 5-7-5 form in music? What would it be? I have music laying around here in all sorts of odd meters already. How would we count it? Tater On Mar 31, 9:36 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: Dammit to hell, Shaun Took the wind out of our sails Now it's back to work Taterbug On Mar 31, 2:56 pm, Robin Gravina robin.grav...@gmail.com wrote: taterbug mando mandolin players sharing nonsense and insight On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 9:48 PM, Fred fkel...@scicable.net wrote: My work here is done... Steve Cantrell wrote: Throw up funnel cake just made me laugh audibly, Fred. *From:* Fred fkel...@scicable.net *To:* taterbugmando@googlegroups.com *Sent:* Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:01:16 PM *Subject:* Re: Redneck Haiku Your latest reminded me of something... Festival groupie Pick all night under the stars Throw up funnel cake mistertaterbug wrote: George Jones on the road Headed to the liquor store Lawnmower goes slow Bluegrass festival Photo opportunity Bill says, You Back Up Help...I can't stop... Tater- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Whoops, sent the first draft on accident. I need to learn how to count. Tobacco spit cup Sittin in my cup holder Not Dr. Pepper :) On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 12:15 PM, Mark Seale mark.se...@gmail.com wrote: Copenhagen spit cup Sittin in my cup holder Not Dr. Pepper On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 10:08 PM, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.netwrote: Lost Haiku Mojo? Let's keep this thing a going Much more fun than work On Mar 31, 10:06 pm, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Maybe a Japanese music form? I have been interested in Asian music for a while. I read somewhere that most of it is pentatonic. On Mar 31, 9:41 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: I wonder if there is a musical form that rivals this haiku verse? I mean, is there a 5-7-5 form in music? What would it be? I have music laying around here in all sorts of odd meters already. How would we count it? Tater On Mar 31, 9:36 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: Dammit to hell, Shaun Took the wind out of our sails Now it's back to work Taterbug On Mar 31, 2:56 pm, Robin Gravina robin.grav...@gmail.com wrote: taterbug mando mandolin players sharing nonsense and insight On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 9:48 PM, Fred fkel...@scicable.net wrote: My work here is done... Steve Cantrell wrote: Throw up funnel cake just made me laugh audibly, Fred. *From:* Fred fkel...@scicable.net *To:* taterbugmando@googlegroups.com *Sent:* Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:01:16 PM *Subject:* Re: Redneck Haiku Your latest reminded me of something... Festival groupie Pick all night under the stars Throw up funnel cake mistertaterbug wrote: George Jones on the road Headed to the liquor store Lawnmower goes slow Bluegrass festival Photo opportunity Bill says, You Back Up Help...I can't stop... Tater- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
The road winds around Brother Charlie's former home Jerusalem Ridge On Apr 2, 3:09 pm, Mike Hoffmann mikehoffma...@gmail.com wrote: Went to play baseball But instead played my banjo What would you exchange? On Apr 2, 2009, at 1:48 PM, Don Grieser wrote: Three inch sheet rock screws Replace rusting baling wire But not the duct tape On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 11:23 AM, Mark Seale mark.se...@gmail.com wrote: Whoops, sent the first draft on accident. I need to learn how to count. Tobacco spit cup Sittin in my cup holder Not Dr. Pepper :) On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 12:15 PM, Mark Seale mark.se...@gmail.com wrote: Copenhagen spit cup Sittin in my cup holder Not Dr. Pepper On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 10:08 PM, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Lost Haiku Mojo? Let's keep this thing a going Much more fun than work On Mar 31, 10:06 pm, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Maybe a Japanese music form? I have been interested in Asian music for a while. I read somewhere that most of it is pentatonic. On Mar 31, 9:41 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: I wonder if there is a musical form that rivals this haiku verse? I mean, is there a 5-7-5 form in music? What would it be? I have music laying around here in all sorts of odd meters already. How would we count it? Tater On Mar 31, 9:36 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: Dammit to hell, Shaun Took the wind out of our sails Now it's back to work Taterbug On Mar 31, 2:56 pm, Robin Gravina robin.grav...@gmail.com wrote: taterbug mando mandolin players sharing nonsense and insight On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 9:48 PM, Fred fkel...@scicable.net wrote: My work here is done... Steve Cantrell wrote: Throw up funnel cake just made me laugh audibly, Fred. *From:* Fred fkel...@scicable.net *To:* taterbugmando@googlegroups.com *Sent:* Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:01:16 PM *Subject:* Re: Redneck Haiku Your latest reminded me of something... Festival groupie Pick all night under the stars Throw up funnel cake mistertaterbug wrote: George Jones on the road Headed to the liquor store Lawnmower goes slow Bluegrass festival Photo opportunity Bill says, You Back Up Help...I can't stop... Tater- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Redneck Haiku
Just got this yesterday from Joe Newberry's desk. If you folks are into Japanese Haiku poetry, it may be of interest. Of course, these have a more southern flair... Taterbug Damn, in that tube-top You make me almost forget That you're my cousin. Naked in repose, Silvery silhouette girls Adorn my mudflaps. A painful sadness. Can't fit big screen TV through Double-wide's front door. In WalMart toy aisle, Wailing boy wants wrestling doll. Mama whups his ass. Unemployment's out,. Hey, maybe I can get on Disability. Distant siren screams. Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with Gasoline again. Flashlights pierce darkness. No nightcrawlers to be found. Guess we'll gig some frogs. Joyous, playful, bright Trailer park girl rolls in puddle Of old motor oil. Seeking solitude, Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for Restraining order. I curse the rainbow Emblazoned upon his hood. God damn Jeff Gordon. Tonight we hunger. Grandma sent grocery money To Jimmy Swaggart. Set the VCR: Dukes of Hazzard Marathon At 9 O'Clock. White noise, buzzing static. Call Earl. Satellite dish needs new descrambler. Sixty-five dollars And cyclone fence keeps me from My El Camino. In early morning mist, Mama searches Circle K for Moon Pies and Red Man. --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
I'll get the truck keys My shot gun is in the rack Let's go spot some deer Sadly, this was what parties deteriorated to often when I was growing up in a deer-heavy part of NJ. I never went out in the truck, but would eat what was gotten. One time, a cop showed up at a party which some guys had left to go spotting, and returned with a deer which was hanging around back. The cop lined everyone up and looked for bloody hands! Lancaster tobacco the cadillac of all chew no stems, only leaf My friend drove his truck Right across a frozen lake And cashed through a fence This is why I don't live where I grew up! Catfish on my line While picking on my banjo What do I do now?!?! On Mar 31, 2009, at 9:15 AM, nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Tater, The best laugh I have had in a while Growing up in a small, northern Alabama white trash town gives some of these special meaning for me! Nelson On Tue 03/31/09 8:40 AM , mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com sent: Just got this yesterday from Joe Newberry's desk. If you folks are into Japanese Haiku poetry, it may be of interest. Of course, these have a more southern flair... Taterbug Damn, in that tube-top You make me almost forget That you're my cousin. Naked in repose, Silvery silhouette girls Adorn my mudflaps. A painful sadness. Can't fit big screen TV through Double-wide's front door. In WalMart toy aisle, Wailing boy wants wrestling doll. Mama whups his ass. Unemployment's out,. Hey, maybe I can get on Disability. Distant siren screams. Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with Gasoline again. Flashlights pierce darkness. No nightcrawlers to be found. Guess we'll gig some frogs. Joyous, playful, bright Trailer park girl rolls in puddle Of old motor oil. Seeking solitude, Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for Restraining order. I curse the rainbow Emblazoned upon his hood. God damn Jeff Gordon. Tonight we hunger. Grandma sent grocery money To Jimmy Swaggart. Set the VCR: Dukes of Hazzard Marathon At 9 O'Clock. White noise, buzzing static. Call Earl. Satellite dish needs new descrambler. Sixty-five dollars And cyclone fence keeps me from My El Camino. In early morning mist, Mama searches Circle K for Moon Pies and Red Man. --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Biscuits and Gravy Where is Cracker Barrel? Perry on Turnpike --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Biscuits and Gravy Where is the Cracker Barrel? Perry on Turnpike --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Damn Cracker Barrel Why are you so good coming and so mean going? On Mar 31, 2009, at 10:23 AM, 14strings wrote: Biscuits and Gravy Where is Cracker Barrel? Perry on Turnpike --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
all I now have is my old truck and a banjer pass the bong momma Whoops forgot I was English...and from Essex one thing that a man can never have too much of furry dice dangling On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 4:35 PM, nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Mama's In Prison We Done Buried Daddy I Still Have My Dawg On Tue 03/31/09 10:23 AM , 14strings perrypale...@gmail.com sent: Biscuits and Gravy Where is Cracker Barrel? Perry on Turnpike --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Slowly the lid lifts Crumbs abounding, but no chess Who ate the last piece POP goes the A string Empty envelope greets me God almighty dam Impending divorce Tennessee and Kentucky But still related On Mar 31, 9:42 am, Robin Gravina robin.grav...@gmail.com wrote: all I now have is my old truck and a banjer pass the bong momma Whoops forgot I was English...and from Essex one thing that a man can never have too much of furry dice dangling On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 4:35 PM, nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Mama's In Prison We Done Buried Daddy I Still Have My Dawg On Tue 03/31/09 10:23 AM , 14strings perrypale...@gmail.com sent: Biscuits and Gravy Where is Cracker Barrel? Perry on Turnpike --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
George Jones on the road Headed to the liquor store Lawnmower goes slow Bluegrass festival Photo opportunity Bill says, You Back Up Help...I can't stop... Tater On Mar 31, 1:14 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: Slowly the lid lifts Crumbs abounding, but no chess Who ate the last piece POP goes the A string Empty envelope greets me God almighty dam Impending divorce Tennessee and Kentucky But still related On Mar 31, 9:42 am, Robin Gravina robin.grav...@gmail.com wrote: all I now have is my old truck and a banjer pass the bong momma Whoops forgot I was English...and from Essex one thing that a man can never have too much of furry dice dangling On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 4:35 PM, nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Mama's In Prison We Done Buried Daddy I Still Have My Dawg On Tue 03/31/09 10:23 AM , 14strings perrypale...@gmail.com sent: Biscuits and Gravy Where is Cracker Barrel? Perry on Turnpike --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Throw up funnel cake just made me laugh audibly, Fred. From: Fred fkel...@scicable.net To: taterbugmando@googlegroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:01:16 PM Subject: Re: Redneck Haiku Your latest reminded me of something... Festival groupie Pick all night under the stars Throw up funnel cake mistertaterbug wrote: George Jones on the road Headed to the liquor store Lawnmower goes slow Bluegrass festival Photo opportunity Bill says, You Back Up Help...I can't stop... Tater --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Heiden and Kimble MAS finally defeated Wallet rejoices Open and mellow Yet focused and punchy too Oval hole sweetness Mon style mandolin Like an emotional fire Sets the strings blazing --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Your latest reminded me of something... Festival groupie Pick all night under the stars Throw up funnel cake mistertaterbug wrote: George Jones on the road Headed to the liquor store Lawnmower goes slow Bluegrass festival Photo opportunity Bill says, You Back Up Help...I can't stop... Tater --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Re: Redneck Haiku
Drunk on the front porch Thankin' up a new Haiku Where'd I leave my draw'rs? On Tue 03/31/09 3:10 PM , sgarrity shaungarr...@hotmail.com sent: Heiden and Kimble MAS finally defeated Wallet rejoices Open and mellow Yet focused and punchy too Oval hole sweetness Mon style mandolin Like an emotional fire Sets the strings blazing --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group.To post to this group, send email to taterbugma...@googlegroups.comto unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+ unsubscr...@googlegroups.comfor more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en-~--~- ---~~~--~~--~--~--- --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Okay, SOMEBODY's having TOO much fun... Tater On Mar 31, 2:25 pm, nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Drunk on the front porch Thankin' up a new Haiku Where'd I leave my draw'rs? On Tue 03/31/09 3:10 PM , sgarrity shaungarr...@hotmail.com sent: Heiden and Kimble MAS finally defeated Wallet rejoices Open and mellow Yet focused and punchy too Oval hole sweetness Mon style mandolin Like an emotional fire Sets the strings blazing --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group.To post to this group, send email to taterbugma...@googlegroups.comto unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+ unsubscr...@googlegroups.comfor more options, visit this group athttp://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en-~--~- ---~~~--~~--~--~--- --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
My pickin' sounds good I could make tens of dollars Let's start up a band My pickin' sounds Great I could make it in Nashville Where'd the likker go? Tater and 8 strings Sounds like more than one player Frustration sets in Bluesy mandolin Big Mon, Compton and Wakefield The downstroke masters --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
humming while you play mental mandolin secret statman shows the way On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 1:32 PM, sgarrity shaungarr...@hotmail.com wrote: My pickin' sounds good I could make tens of dollars Let's start up a band My pickin' sounds Great I could make it in Nashville Where'd the likker go? Tater and 8 strings Sounds like more than one player Frustration sets in Bluesy mandolin Big Mon, Compton and Wakefield The downstroke masters --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
My work here is done... Steve Cantrell wrote: Throw up funnel cake just made me laugh audibly, Fred. *From:* Fred fkel...@scicable.net *To:* taterbugmando@googlegroups.com *Sent:* Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:01:16 PM *Subject:* Re: Redneck Haiku Your latest reminded me of something... Festival groupie Pick all night under the stars Throw up funnel cake mistertaterbug wrote: George Jones on the road Headed to the liquor store Lawnmower goes slow Bluegrass festival Photo opportunity Bill says, You Back Up Help...I can't stop... Tater --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Thinkin' up haiku Should be making more sales calls This is much more fun --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Now that's what I call a thread stopper. On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 8:15 PM, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.netwrote: Poking fun at rednecks made me think of this news story that appeared in my home county a couple of years ago: A boy raped his mother who was passed out drunk in the middle of the day, asleep on the couch in her trailer. I never thought I would see a story that topped one I read in USA Today about 15 or 16 years or regarding a man who was arrested for being a serial horse rapist. Teen Arrested for Raping His Mother Updated: Nov 4, 2006 09:03 PM CDT Albertville, Ala. -- Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother. Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville. It's a twisted crime that police say Helms admits. From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother, said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department. It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim. Authorities say Helms' mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started. During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son, said Smith. That's when, according to the police report, the mother tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished. It's totally sick is what it is, said Smith. Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother. Smith says it's hard to wrap your mind around. Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It's just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public, said Smith. Helms is being held in the Marshall County Jail on $100,000 bond. On Mar 31, 3:06 pm, sgarrity shaungarr...@hotmail.com wrote: Thinkin' up haiku Should be making more sales calls This is much more fun --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Should have known better Than to post that ugly news Wish I could delete On Mar 31, 8:24 pm, Don Christy mandolin...@gmail.com wrote: Now that's what I call a thread stopper. On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 8:15 PM, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.netwrote: Poking fun at rednecks made me think of this news story that appeared in my home county a couple of years ago: A boy raped his mother who was passed out drunk in the middle of the day, asleep on the couch in her trailer. I never thought I would see a story that topped one I read in USA Today about 15 or 16 years or regarding a man who was arrested for being a serial horse rapist. Teen Arrested for Raping His Mother Updated: Nov 4, 2006 09:03 PM CDT Albertville, Ala. -- Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother. Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville. It's a twisted crime that police say Helms admits. From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother, said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department. It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim. Authorities say Helms' mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started. During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son, said Smith. That's when, according to the police report, the mother tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished. It's totally sick is what it is, said Smith. Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother. Smith says it's hard to wrap your mind around. Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It's just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public, said Smith. Helms is being held in the Marshall County Jail on $100,000 bond. On Mar 31, 3:06 pm, sgarrity shaungarr...@hotmail.com wrote: Thinkin' up haiku Should be making more sales calls This is much more fun- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
I don't think so. Somewhere in the universe, there is a huge pile of garbage... On Mar 31, 8:52 pm, Don Christy mandolin...@gmail.com wrote: it's the internetnothing is ever truly deleted is it? On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 8:41 PM, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.netwrote: Should have known better Than to post that ugly news Wish I could delete On Mar 31, 8:24 pm, Don Christy mandolin...@gmail.com wrote: Now that's what I call a thread stopper. On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 8:15 PM, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Poking fun at rednecks made me think of this news story that appeared in my home county a couple of years ago: A boy raped his mother who was passed out drunk in the middle of the day, asleep on the couch in her trailer. I never thought I would see a story that topped one I read in USA Today about 15 or 16 years or regarding a man who was arrested for being a serial horse rapist. Teen Arrested for Raping His Mother Updated: Nov 4, 2006 09:03 PM CDT Albertville, Ala. -- Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother. Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville. It's a twisted crime that police say Helms admits. From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother, said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department. It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim. Authorities say Helms' mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started. During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son, said Smith. That's when, according to the police report, the mother tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished. It's totally sick is what it is, said Smith. Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother. Smith says it's hard to wrap your mind around. Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It's just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public, said Smith. Helms is being held in the Marshall County Jail on $100,000 bond. On Mar 31, 3:06 pm, sgarrity shaungarr...@hotmail.com wrote: Thinkin' up haiku Should be making more sales calls This is much more fun- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Dammit to hell, Shaun Took the wind out of our sails Now it's back to work Taterbug On Mar 31, 2:56 pm, Robin Gravina robin.grav...@gmail.com wrote: taterbug mando mandolin players sharing nonsense and insight On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 9:48 PM, Fred fkel...@scicable.net wrote: My work here is done... Steve Cantrell wrote: Throw up funnel cake just made me laugh audibly, Fred. *From:* Fred fkel...@scicable.net *To:* taterbugmando@googlegroups.com *Sent:* Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:01:16 PM *Subject:* Re: Redneck Haiku Your latest reminded me of something... Festival groupie Pick all night under the stars Throw up funnel cake mistertaterbug wrote: George Jones on the road Headed to the liquor store Lawnmower goes slow Bluegrass festival Photo opportunity Bill says, You Back Up Help...I can't stop... Tater --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
I wonder if there is a musical form that rivals this haiku verse? I mean, is there a 5-7-5 form in music? What would it be? I have music laying around here in all sorts of odd meters already. How would we count it? Tater On Mar 31, 9:36 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: Dammit to hell, Shaun Took the wind out of our sails Now it's back to work Taterbug On Mar 31, 2:56 pm, Robin Gravina robin.grav...@gmail.com wrote: taterbug mando mandolin players sharing nonsense and insight On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 9:48 PM, Fred fkel...@scicable.net wrote: My work here is done... Steve Cantrell wrote: Throw up funnel cake just made me laugh audibly, Fred. *From:* Fred fkel...@scicable.net *To:* taterbugmando@googlegroups.com *Sent:* Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:01:16 PM *Subject:* Re: Redneck Haiku Your latest reminded me of something... Festival groupie Pick all night under the stars Throw up funnel cake mistertaterbug wrote: George Jones on the road Headed to the liquor store Lawnmower goes slow Bluegrass festival Photo opportunity Bill says, You Back Up Help...I can't stop... Tater --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Maybe a Japanese music form? I have been interested in Asian music for a while. I read somewhere that most of it is pentatonic. On Mar 31, 9:41 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: I wonder if there is a musical form that rivals this haiku verse? I mean, is there a 5-7-5 form in music? What would it be? I have music laying around here in all sorts of odd meters already. How would we count it? Tater On Mar 31, 9:36 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: Dammit to hell, Shaun Took the wind out of our sails Now it's back to work Taterbug On Mar 31, 2:56 pm, Robin Gravina robin.grav...@gmail.com wrote: taterbug mando mandolin players sharing nonsense and insight On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 9:48 PM, Fred fkel...@scicable.net wrote: My work here is done... Steve Cantrell wrote: Throw up funnel cake just made me laugh audibly, Fred. *From:* Fred fkel...@scicable.net *To:* taterbugmando@googlegroups.com *Sent:* Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:01:16 PM *Subject:* Re: Redneck Haiku Your latest reminded me of something... Festival groupie Pick all night under the stars Throw up funnel cake mistertaterbug wrote: George Jones on the road Headed to the liquor store Lawnmower goes slow Bluegrass festival Photo opportunity Bill says, You Back Up Help...I can't stop... Tater- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Redneck Haiku
Lost Haiku Mojo? Let's keep this thing a going Much more fun than work On Mar 31, 10:06 pm, Nelson nelsonpeddyco...@knology.net wrote: Maybe a Japanese music form? I have been interested in Asian music for a while. I read somewhere that most of it is pentatonic. On Mar 31, 9:41 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: I wonder if there is a musical form that rivals this haiku verse? I mean, is there a 5-7-5 form in music? What would it be? I have music laying around here in all sorts of odd meters already. How would we count it? Tater On Mar 31, 9:36 pm, mistertaterbug taterbugmu...@gmail.com wrote: Dammit to hell, Shaun Took the wind out of our sails Now it's back to work Taterbug On Mar 31, 2:56 pm, Robin Gravina robin.grav...@gmail.com wrote: taterbug mando mandolin players sharing nonsense and insight On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 9:48 PM, Fred fkel...@scicable.net wrote: My work here is done... Steve Cantrell wrote: Throw up funnel cake just made me laugh audibly, Fred. *From:* Fred fkel...@scicable.net *To:* taterbugmando@googlegroups.com *Sent:* Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:01:16 PM *Subject:* Re: Redneck Haiku Your latest reminded me of something... Festival groupie Pick all night under the stars Throw up funnel cake mistertaterbug wrote: George Jones on the road Headed to the liquor store Lawnmower goes slow Bluegrass festival Photo opportunity Bill says, You Back Up Help...I can't stop... Tater- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Taterbugmando group. To post to this group, send email to taterbugmando@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to taterbugmando+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/taterbugmando?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
