Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-06-02 Thread Thomas Fernandez
Hello Dennis,

On Mon, 30 May 2005 15:31:02 -0400 GMT (31/05/2005, 02:31 +0700 GMT),
Dennis Hays wrote:

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DH No, but I know:

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-06-02 Thread Thomas Fernandez
Hello Liz,

On Sun, 29 May 2005 19:50:40 +0100 GMT (30/05/2005, 01:50 +0700 GMT),
Liz wrote:

L Try a simple one

L Red lorry, yellow lorry.. say it as fast as possible.

What's simple about that? I just heard an Asian (Thai-Chinese,
actually) sing the popular American folk song yellow liver. Poor
guy, we were all drunk and I couldn't stop laughing. ;-)

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-06-02 Thread Liz

Hi Thomas,

In the message mid:[EMAIL PROTECTED] which was 
apparently written on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 5:05:01 PM. I believe you wrote:

TF What's simple about that? I just heard an Asian (Thai-Chinese,
TF actually) sing the popular American folk song yellow liver. Poor
TF guy, we were all drunk and I couldn't stop laughing. ;-)

Ah.. Reminds me of dumb british joke...

(Sorry to anyone chinese/japanese here)

Why  do  all  the  chinese/japanese arriving at heathrow arrive in one
place?

Coz  they  get  in  and say Harrow taxi driver (eg hello in case you
dont get it)

(Harrow  is  about  8  miles from heathrow in case you didnt know that
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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-31 Thread Peter Fjelsten
MAU,

On 29-05-2005 17:49, you [M] wrote in
mid:[EMAIL PROTECTED]:
M How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
M wood?

Hopefully more on TBOT than on TBBeta!

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-30 Thread MAU
Hello Manuel,

 Hard for me as a German. ;-)
 Something similar...

Can you say egg with your mouth closed? ;-)

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-30 Thread MAU
Hello Dennis,

 No, but I know:
snipped

Wow! :)

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-30 Thread MAU
Hello Liz,

 Try a simple one
 
 Red lorry, yellow lorry.. say it as fast as possible.

I can't, 'cause I have a big candy in my mouth now ;-)

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-30 Thread MAU
Hello Natasha,

 Can't  beat  Mary's  answer  to this, but can anyone tell me how many beans 
 make
 five? :)

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclientie=UTF-8rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-33,GGLD:enq=%22how+many+beans+make+five%22

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-30 Thread Stefan Dorscht
Hello Cees,

on Sunday, May 29, 2005 at  you wrote:

   :-)

   And now something in German please!
   I'm  a  dutchie,  understand  Dutch, English AND German, and love humour in
   EVERY language. ;)

You do know:

Fischers Fritze fischt frische Fische,
frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritze!


Blaukraut bleibt Blaukraut und Brautkleid bleibt Brautkleid.


Or an adult version:

Der Whiskymixer mixt Whisky, Whisky mixt der Whiskymixer.


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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-30 Thread Peter Palmreuther
Hello Stefan,

On Monday, May 30, 2005 at 1:04:39 PM Stefan [SD] wrote:

   And now something in German please!
   I'm  a  dutchie,  understand  Dutch, English AND German, and love humour in
   EVERY language. ;)

SD You do know:

SD Fischers Fritze fischt frische Fische,
SD frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritze!

After all the 'ph's we lost with orthography reform and all this
phishing and pharming stuff, shouldn't it be:

Phishers phritze phisht phrishe phishe,
phrishe phishe phisht Phishers Phritze!

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-30 Thread Stefan Dorscht
Hello Peter Palmreuther,

on Monday, May 30, 2005 at  you wrote:

 After all the 'ph's we lost with orthography reform and all this
 phishing and pharming stuff, shouldn't it be:

 Phishers phritze phisht phrishe phishe,
 phrishe phishe phisht Phishers Phritze!

 ??? ;-)

You mean Filosofie and Fanta-sie?

SCNR

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-30 Thread Natasha V Pearce
Hi Miguel

N can anyone tell me how many beans make five? :)

M 
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclientie=UTF-8rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-33,GGLD:enq=%22how+many+beans+make+five%22

M Choose the answer that best suits you :)

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-29 Thread Allie Martin
On Sunday, May 29, 2005 at 10:49:13 AM [GMT -0500], Miguel Urech wrote:

 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Indeed... a lot of wood would be chucked by the woodchuck as a good
woodchuck would.

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-29 Thread Mary Bull
Hello MAU!


On Sunday, May 29, 2005, 10:49 AM, you wrote:

 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a
woodchuck could chuck wood!

(This reply from my childhood, when my mother taught me this
tongue-twister. I *think* a woodchuck is a species of groundhog--which
is a rodent related to the mountain marmot, a happy gatherer of hay.)

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-29 Thread Peter Meyns
Hi MAU,

on  Sun, 29 May 2005 17:49:13 +0200GMT (29.05.2005, 17:49 +0200GMT here),
you wrote:

M How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

M ;-)

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck, if the
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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-29 Thread MAU
Hello Mary,

 when my mother taught me this tongue-twister.

A difficult one for someone starting to learn English :)

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-29 Thread Manuel Breitfeld

Hi Mary,
   -- 29.05.2005 11:34 -0500:


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a
woodchuck could chuck wood!


Hard for me as a German. ;-)
Something similar...

Lesson 1:
Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch 
watch?


Lesson 2:
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched 
witch watches which Swatch watch switch?


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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-29 Thread Liz

Hi MAU,

In the message mid:[EMAIL PROTECTED] which was 
apparently written on Sunday, May 29, 2005, 7:29:14 PM. I believe you wrote:


M A difficult one for someone starting to learn English :)

Try a simple one

Red lorry, yellow lorry.. say it as fast as possible.

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-29 Thread Mary Bull
Hello Manuel!

On Sunday, May 29, 2005, 1:32 PM, you wrote:

 Hard for me as a German. ;-)
 Something similar...

 Lesson 1:
 Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch
 watch?

 Lesson 2:
 Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched
 witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

 ;-)

LOL Do you know:

She sells sea shells by the sea shore?

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-29 Thread Manuel Breitfeld

Hi Mary,
   -- 29.05.2005 14:05 -0500:


She sells sea shells by the sea shore?


Nice, I didn't know it. :)

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-29 Thread Mary Bull
Hello Dennis!

On Monday, May 30, 2005, 2:31 PM, you wrote:

 ... the pheasant plucker's running late.

And so am I! My brother has just arrived from Alabama.

But you have totally trumped my feeble efforts at recalling tongue
twisters.

:rofl2:

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-29 Thread Liz

Hi Dennis,

In the message mid:[EMAIL PROTECTED] which was 
apparently written on Monday, May 30, 2005, 8:46:13 PM. I believe you wrote:

DH I've collected them for years to help with an old speech impediment
DH (now mostly gone).

Try checking out http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8136/tonguetwisters.html

:P They may have some to add to your collection


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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-29 Thread Natasha V Pearce
Hi Mary

 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

MB A  woodchuck  would  chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck
MB could chuck wood!

Fantastic!  Thanks,  Mary  -  for  this,  and  also  for  making my day with the
woodchuck sites. :)

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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-29 Thread Natasha V Pearce
Hi Miguel

M How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Can't  beat  Mary's  answer  to this, but can anyone tell me how many beans make
five? :)


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Re: OT: Do you happen to know...

2005-05-29 Thread Natasha V Pearce
Hi Liz

M A difficult one for someone starting to learn English :)

L Try a simple one

L Red lorry, yellow lorry.. say it as fast as possible.

Torture!  I've  been  working on this one for over 20 years, and still can't get
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