Re: [U2] AUTO: Haydon Bishop is out of the office. (returning 16/04/2010)

2010-04-17 Thread Karl Pearson
I'm reminded of the famous Captain Tuttle of M.A.S.H. created by Hawkeye
Pierce to provide money for Sister Teresa's orphanage. When the heat was
on to find and give him an award, Hawkeye announced to everyone that
Captain Tuttle had jumped from a helicopter without a parachute, perishing
in the process.

So my point? Maybe Hayden Bishop isn't a real person. Perhaps someone at
Adserve has made him up to provide money for a deserving charity and the
Out Of Office autoreplies are part of the ploy...

I'm just saying.

KLP


On Fri, April 16, 2010 1:15 pm, Tony Gravagno wrote:
> Life wouldn't be the same without a few of these notices from
> Haydon per year.  I have a collection of them going back a decade
> now.  I live vicariously through his exploits, imagining what it
> would be like to actually ever get out of the office.  I dream of
> a day when I too can broadcast an announcement to public forums
> that I have something else to do beyond the confines and concerns
> of their troubled little lives...  Rock on Haydon!
>
>> Maybe we need a "Where's Haydon Bishop?" Book... or perhaps
>> we should form a "Find Haydon Bishop" group on Facebook
>
>>> I'm beginning to think Hayden Bishop doesn't actually have an
>>> office... He's never in it from all appearances.
>
 Haydon Bishop
 I am out of the office until 16/04/2010.
>
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Re: [U2] AUTO: Haydon Bishop is out of the office. (returning 16/04/2010) [not-secure]

2010-04-17 Thread Jeff Powell

Ah, excellent.

Thanks.

On 04/16/2010 01:59 PM, Jeff Schasny wrote:
That would be me. I can't seem to find my original post but it went 
something like this:


Based on "Buckingham Palace"
By AA Milne

Haydon Bishop is out of the office -
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
Alice is marrying one of the guard.
"A soldier's life is terribly hard,"
Says Alice.

Haydon Bishop is out of the office -
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
We saw a guard in a sentry-box.
"One of the sergeants looks after their socks,"
Says Alice.

Haydon Bishop is out of the office -
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
We looked for the King but he never came.
"Well, God take care of him, all the same,"
Says Alice.

Haydon Bishop is out of the office -
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
They've great big parties inside the grounds.
"I wouldn't be King for a hundred pounds,"
Says Alice.

Haydon Bishop is out of the office -
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
A face looked out, but it wasn't the King's.
"He's much too busy a-signing things,"
Says Alice.

Haydon Bishop is out of the office -
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
"Do you think the King knows all about me?"
"Sure to, dear, but it's time for tea,"
Says Alice


Jeff Powell wrote:
Didn't someone post a poem / limerick about Mr. Bishop a couple of 
years ago?


On 04/16/2010 10:22 AM, Nancy Fisher wrote:

It sounds like the beginning of a poem though.

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Subject: Re: [U2] AUTO: Haydon Bishop is out of the office. (returning
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I was thinking the same thing.

Maybe we need a "Where's Haydon Bishop?" Book... or perhaps we 
should form a

"Find Haydon Bishop" group on Facebook

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I'm beginning to think Hayden Bishop doesn't actually have an 
office... He's

never in it from all appearances.


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I am out of the office until 16/04/2010.

I will respond to your message when I return.


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