Re: [UC] Re: Parking Spaces @ 43rd Baltimore

2011-08-12 Thread Glenn



On 8/11/2011 11:17 PM, robert rathmann wrote:

Dude... get a life or at least take the time to enjoy the one you have.



Oh Ratmann, let's not confuse enjoyment with stupidity!

Thoughtful happy grownups have been discussing the flawed dealings of 
government.


Your type of ad hominem interjection is rather pathetic and bullies the 
listserv readers; Glenn and others will shut up because I call Glenn 
miserable.  My beloved Siano and Parklet have been brilliantly 
defended.  And I didn't need to defend or support my Parklet with no 
damn rational statements.  I'm happy, happy, happy!


Rat, if you're too stupid to profess your love for Siano or represent 
your positions on the Parklet, let the discussions for the mature adults!


Happy and contented,
Glenn

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Re: [UC] Re: Parking Spaces @ 43rd Baltimore

2011-08-12 Thread Mike VanHelder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74kOgbPQ7LI

On Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 8:03 AM, Glenn glen...@earthlink.net wrote:



 On 8/11/2011 11:17 PM, robert rathmann wrote:

 Dude... get a life or at least take the time to enjoy the one you have.



 Oh Ratmann, let's not confuse enjoyment with stupidity!

 Thoughtful happy grownups have been discussing the flawed dealings of
 government.

 Your type of ad hominem interjection is rather pathetic and bullies the
 listserv readers; Glenn and others will shut up because I call Glenn
 miserable.  My beloved Siano and Parklet have been brilliantly defended.
  And I didn't need to defend or support my Parklet with no damn rational
 statements.  I'm happy, happy, happy!

 Rat, if you're too stupid to profess your love for Siano or represent your
 positions on the Parklet, let the discussions for the mature adults!

 Happy and contented,
 Glenn

 
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Re: [UC] Re: Parking Spaces @ 43rd Baltimore

2011-08-12 Thread Gavin W. Burris
Lies and conspiracy everywhere
It's enough to make Glenn pull out all his hair
Marginalizing people by painting them as stereotypes
Helps Glenn vent all his endless gripes


On 08/11/2011 09:48 PM, Glenn wrote:
 Vice President Siano:  No, Al and Glenn were bitching about people they
 dislike...  ...Pretty much the definition of silly.
 
 
 As he walked around the Parklet
 
 Brian pondered a brilliant thoughtlet
 
 Should I shit?
 
 Or should I fart?
 
 Since I’m in charge
 
 We’ll call it art.
 
  
 
 And the heavens opened with his Wind
 
 The silly peasants sure have sinned
 
 And the Lord belched out into the darklet
 
 And suddenly, out popped more Parklets!
 
  
 
 And from his office at the Wharton school
 
 The Lord said, the poor are merely fools
 
 And Brian shouted his second thoughtlet
 
 “Since square is round, we’ve defined a Parklet”
 
  
 
 When the great Lord worked his magic here
 
 The whores and gangs were drinking beer
 
 He kicked them out in a righteous fit
 
 He whirled His wand near the gravel pit
 
  
 
 And all the good children gathered round
 
 They drooled and screamed, “square is round!”
 
 Then the Lord made them cleaner and safer
 
   He took out their brain and wrapped it in paper
 
  
 
   “We love you Lord,” screamed the righteous throng
 
   “For you dear Lord, we’ll wear our thongs”
 
“And if you call Clark Park a frog”
 
“We’ll torture Glenn, then kill a dog”
 
  
 
“And if you say that black is white”
 
“We’ll yank our thongs and twist them tight”
 
“We pledge our lives to your history”
 
“Yes two plus two is always three”  
 
  
 
  
 
  
 
  
 
  
 
  
 
  
 
  
 
  
 
  
 
  
 
  
 
 
 
 On 8/11/2011 5:38 PM, Brian Siano wrote:
 On 8/11/2011 12:36 PM, Karen Allen wrote:
 Apart from calling people stupid and silly, Brian's attempt to
 ridicule legitimate questions appears to endorse one thing: that
 the parklet is primarily intended to provide free seating to
 benefit private businesses, which was actually Glenn and Al's point.
  
 *As for the provision of extra seating for either the Green Line and
 the Best House... well, this is actually kind of a stupid issue*
 It's not stupid- Al was raising the quesion of whether there was
 bias in the choice of placement based on the people likely to use the
 seating.
 No, Al and Glenn were bitching about people they dislike,  such as
 the anointed who sip their lattes and tap-tap-tap away on their
 laptops, and insinuating bad motives about the parklet's placement.
 Pretty much the definition of silly.

 *So one can't argue that one place needs seating more than the
 other, and then argue that there's no need for the Parklet. That's
 silly.*
 It's only silly if the assumption is that there is a need for
 more public space to be diverted to the benefit of a private business
 entity. We already have that now with sidewalk cafes, but at least
 the business has to provide the chairs and tables and have a limit
 on how much of the sidewalk can be used. Parklets provide chairs,
 tables and a nice deck--put up and taken down--all for free, and the
 residents lose two parking spaces. There is no need for a public or
 quasi-public entity to use public space to provide free outdoor
 seating to *any* private business. If they want seating, they can pay
 for it themselves. And if there is a need for more space for rest and
 reflection, why not simply ask the residential community where they'd
 like it to go?
 First of all... the parklet is not exclusively for Green Line
 customers. Buy a sandwich at the Best House and eat it across the
 street. Nothing's stopping anyone from doing this.

 Second, the space taken up by the parklet was, previously, used
 exclusively by Philly Car Share for several years. I haven't seen any
 complaints about _that_ business taking parking spots away from others.

 Third, you're complaining about public spaces being used to provide
 free outdoor seating to *any* private business. Really? So you object
 to the use of, say, Clark Park as a place to eat the food purchased at
 the Best House or Green Line or Milk and Honey? Because that's what
 people do. That's one of the reasons why we put tables and chairs in
 the park-- to give people a place to sit while they eat. And yes, it
 benefits those local businesses. (Frankly, we hope that those
 businesses will kick in funds for more tables and chairs.) So do all
 kinds of public improvements. Install better lighting and trash cans,
 fix the sidewalks, you're encouraging foot traffic, and nearby
 businesses benefit.

 But if the benefit to local businesses is such a horrible thing,
 please, tell me about public improvements that _don't_ also benefit
 local businesses. I'd be fascinated.

 And fourth, you ask, And if there is a need for more space for rest
 and reflection, why not simply ask the residential community where
 they'd like it to go? Guess what: _they did ask_. UCD didn't just
 come in 

Re: [UC] Re: Parking Spaces @ 43rd Baltimore

2011-08-12 Thread Glenn

Lies and conspiracy everywhere
It's enough to make Glenn pull out all his hair
Marginalizing people by painting them as stereotypes
Helps Glenn vent all his endless gripes

And Gavin joins the Parklet rhyme
I think we've struck a nerve this time
The good folks suck their lattes dry
While dreaming of the U Penn pie

(your turn)

On 8/12/2011 10:04 AM, Gavin W. Burris wrote:

Lies and conspiracy everywhere
It's enough to make Glenn pull out all his hair
Marginalizing people by painting them as stereotypes
Helps Glenn vent all his endless gripes


On 08/11/2011 09:48 PM, Glenn wrote:

Vice President Siano:  No, Al and Glenn were bitching about people they
dislike...  ...Pretty much the definition of silly.


As he walked around the Parklet

Brian pondered a brilliant thoughtlet

Should I shit?

Or should I fart?

Since I'm in charge

We'll call it art.



And the heavens opened with his Wind

The silly peasants sure have sinned

And the Lord belched out into the darklet

And suddenly, out popped more Parklets!



And from his office at the Wharton school

The Lord said, the poor are merely fools

And Brian shouted his second thoughtlet

Since square is round, we've defined a Parklet



When the great Lord worked his magic here

The whores and gangs were drinking beer

He kicked them out in a righteous fit

He whirled His wand near the gravel pit



And all the good children gathered round

They drooled and screamed, square is round!

Then the Lord made them cleaner and safer

   He took out their brain and wrapped it in paper



   We love you Lord, screamed the righteous throng

   For you dear Lord, we'll wear our thongs

And if you call Clark Park a frog

We'll torture Glenn, then kill a dog



And if you say that black is white

We'll yank our thongs and twist them tight

We pledge our lives to your history

Yes two plus two is always three



























On 8/11/2011 5:38 PM, Brian Siano wrote:

On 8/11/2011 12:36 PM, Karen Allen wrote:

Apart from calling people stupid and silly, Brian's attempt to
ridicule legitimate questions appears to endorse one thing: that
the parklet is primarily intended to provide free seating to
benefit private businesses, which was actually Glenn and Al's point.

*As for the provision of extra seating for either the Green Line and
the Best House... well, this is actually kind of a stupid issue*
It's not stupid- Al was raising the quesion of whether there was
bias in the choice of placement based on the people likely to use the
seating.

No, Al and Glenn were bitching about people they dislike,  such as
the anointed who sip their lattes and tap-tap-tap away on their
laptops, and insinuating bad motives about the parklet's placement.
Pretty much the definition of silly.


*So one can't argue that one place needs seating more than the
other, and then argue that there's no need for the Parklet. That's
silly.*
It's only silly if the assumption is that there is a need for
more public space to be diverted to the benefit of a private business
entity. We already have that now with sidewalk cafes, but at least
the business has to provide the chairs and tables and have a limit
on how much of the sidewalk can be used. Parklets provide chairs,
tables and a nice deck--put up and taken down--all for free, and the
residents lose two parking spaces. There is no need for a public or
quasi-public entity to use public space to provide free outdoor
seating to *any* private business. If they want seating, they can pay
for it themselves. And if there is a need for more space for rest and
reflection, why not simply ask the residential community where they'd
like it to go?

First of all... the parklet is not exclusively for Green Line
customers. Buy a sandwich at the Best House and eat it across the
street. Nothing's stopping anyone from doing this.

Second, the space taken up by the parklet was, previously, used
exclusively by Philly Car Share for several years. I haven't seen any
complaints about _that_ business taking parking spots away from others.

Third, you're complaining about public spaces being used to provide
free outdoor seating to *any* private business. Really? So you object
to the use of, say, Clark Park as a place to eat the food purchased at
the Best House or Green Line or Milk and Honey? Because that's what
people do. That's one of the reasons why we put tables and chairs in
the park-- to give people a place to sit while they eat. And yes, it
benefits those local businesses. (Frankly, we hope that those
businesses will kick in funds for more tables and chairs.) So do all
kinds of public improvements. Install better lighting and trash cans,
fix the sidewalks, you're encouraging foot traffic, and nearby
businesses benefit.

But if the benefit to local businesses is such a horrible thing,
please, tell me about public improvements that _don't_ also benefit
local businesses. I'd be fascinated.

And fourth, you ask, 

Re: [UC] Re: Parking Spaces @ 43rd Baltimore

2011-08-12 Thread Gavin W. Burris
There is no nerve to strike
As I ride by the parklet on my bike
Please, no latte for me
I prefer black coffee or some tea
Academia may be my industry of choice
I can think of few others that give the mind such voice


Academia may be my industry of choice
But

On 08/12/2011 10:54 AM, Glenn wrote:
 Lies and conspiracy everywhere
 It's enough to make Glenn pull out all his hair
 Marginalizing people by painting them as stereotypes
 Helps Glenn vent all his endless gripes
 
 And Gavin joins the Parklet rhyme
 I think we've struck a nerve this time
 The good folks suck their lattes dry
 While dreaming of the U Penn pie
 
 (your turn)
 
 On 8/12/2011 10:04 AM, Gavin W. Burris wrote:
 Lies and conspiracy everywhere
 It's enough to make Glenn pull out all his hair
 Marginalizing people by painting them as stereotypes
 Helps Glenn vent all his endless gripes


 On 08/11/2011 09:48 PM, Glenn wrote:
 Vice President Siano:  No, Al and Glenn were bitching about people they
 dislike...  ...Pretty much the definition of silly.


 As he walked around the Parklet

 Brian pondered a brilliant thoughtlet

 Should I shit?

 Or should I fart?

 Since I’m in charge

 We’ll call it art.

  

 And the heavens opened with his Wind

 The silly peasants sure have sinned

 And the Lord belched out into the darklet

 And suddenly, out popped more Parklets!

  

 And from his office at the Wharton school

 The Lord said, the poor are merely fools

 And Brian shouted his second thoughtlet

 “Since square is round, we’ve defined a Parklet”

  

 When the great Lord worked his magic here

 The whores and gangs were drinking beer

 He kicked them out in a righteous fit

 He whirled His wand near the gravel pit

  

 And all the good children gathered round

 They drooled and screamed, “square is round!”

 Then the Lord made them cleaner and safer

   He took out their brain and wrapped it in paper

  

   “We love you Lord,” screamed the righteous throng

   “For you dear Lord, we’ll wear our thongs”

“And if you call Clark Park a frog”

“We’ll torture Glenn, then kill a dog”

  

“And if you say that black is white”

“We’ll yank our thongs and twist them tight”

“We pledge our lives to your history”

“Yes two plus two is always three”  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  



 On 8/11/2011 5:38 PM, Brian Siano wrote:
 On 8/11/2011 12:36 PM, Karen Allen wrote:
 Apart from calling people stupid and silly, Brian's attempt to
 ridicule legitimate questions appears to endorse one thing: that
 the parklet is primarily intended to provide free seating to
 benefit private businesses, which was actually Glenn and Al's point.
  
 *As for the provision of extra seating for either the Green Line and
 the Best House... well, this is actually kind of a stupid issue*
 It's not stupid- Al was raising the quesion of whether there was
 bias in the choice of placement based on the people likely to use the
 seating.
 No, Al and Glenn were bitching about people they dislike,  such as
 the anointed who sip their lattes and tap-tap-tap away on their
 laptops, and insinuating bad motives about the parklet's placement.
 Pretty much the definition of silly.

 *So one can't argue that one place needs seating more than the
 other, and then argue that there's no need for the Parklet. That's
 silly.*
 It's only silly if the assumption is that there is a need for
 more public space to be diverted to the benefit of a private business
 entity. We already have that now with sidewalk cafes, but at least
 the business has to provide the chairs and tables and have a limit
 on how much of the sidewalk can be used. Parklets provide chairs,
 tables and a nice deck--put up and taken down--all for free, and the
 residents lose two parking spaces. There is no need for a public or
 quasi-public entity to use public space to provide free outdoor
 seating to *any* private business. If they want seating, they can pay
 for it themselves. And if there is a need for more space for rest and
 reflection, why not simply ask the residential community where they'd
 like it to go?
 First of all... the parklet is not exclusively for Green Line
 customers. Buy a sandwich at the Best House and eat it across the
 street. Nothing's stopping anyone from doing this.

 Second, the space taken up by the parklet was, previously, used
 exclusively by Philly Car Share for several years. I haven't seen any
 complaints about _that_ business taking parking spots away from others.

 Third, you're complaining about public spaces being used to provide
 free outdoor seating to *any* private business. Really? So you object
 to the use of, say, Clark Park as a place to eat the food purchased at
 the Best House or Green Line or Milk and Honey? Because that's what
 people do. That's one of the reasons why we put tables and chairs in
 the park-- to give people a place to sit while they eat. And yes, it
 benefits those local businesses. 

Re: [UC] Re: Parking Spaces @ 43rd Baltimore

2011-08-12 Thread Glenn



On 8/12/2011 11:15 AM, Gavin W. Burris wrote:

There is no nerve to strike
As I ride by the parklet on my bike
Please, no latte for me
I prefer black coffee or some tea
Academia may be my industry of choice
I can think of few others that give the mind such voice


Your senses seem free and ingenuous
But dangerous untruths interrupt our bliss
Read again, your neighbors serious thoughts
There's more to a citizen than viewing sports!

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Re: [UC] Re: Parking Spaces @ 43rd Baltimore

2011-08-12 Thread Brian Siano

On 8/12/2011 11:39 AM, Glenn wrote:

Your senses seem free and ingenuous
But dangerous untruths interrupt our bliss
Read again, your neighbors serious thoughts
There's more to a citizen than viewing sports!


Jeepers, creepers
where'd ya get those peepers
Jeepers, creepers,
where'd ya get those eyes?



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Re: [UC] Parking Spaces @ 43rd Baltimore

2011-08-12 Thread William H. Magill

On Aug 11, 2011, at 7:09 PM, UNIVERSITY*CITOYEN wrote:

 Brian Siano wrote:
 
 Pretty much the definition of silly.
 
 
 here's what sounds silly: the premise and the experiment.
 
 the premise that west philly is so teeming with people that we need parklets 
 to provide the public with extra tables and chairs in the street so that they 
 can enjoy the sun and shade -- AND that west philly is so teeming with people 
 that we could do with less parking spots for their cars (or cars that were 
 once so important to provide thru philly car share).
 
 the experiment that captures parking spaces and converts them into public 
 places for sitting at tables and chairs -- right next to a big public park.

One thing which I found fascinating …. Unless as part of PhillyCarShare's 
continuing collapse had already removed them…  

The parking space(s) removed were a turning lane and a PhillyCarShare Pod.

This whole parklet thing is yet another  imported California Idea.

What the importers fail to realize is that California streets are typically 6 
to 8 WIDE lanes wide, while Philadelaphia streets, are, like 43rd or Baltimore, 
only 4 NARROW lanes wide
(two traffic lanes and two parking lanes.) Similarly, California does not have 
a parking problem as exists here in Philadelphia -- it has a too many cars 
on the road problem.

Of course, the MOST interesting thing is … who bears the liability (i.e. pays 
the medical bills of) the folks sitting in the parklet when a car slams into 
it.  The whole construction is portable meaning that it is flimsy, and while 
the first season of installation is likely to be sound, once it is 
disassembled in October, and re-assembled next spring, it is likely to be 
missing parts and not quite correctly assembled.

One finds it difficult to believe that anyone in West Philadelphia could 
possibly find it responsible thinking to intentionally remove parking 
places…. even WITHOUT the suburban student parking issue!


William H. Magill
Block Captain
4400 Chestnut Street



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[UC] Penn and parking

2011-08-12 Thread Krfapt
In a message dated 8/12/2011 5:03:53 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
mag...@mcgillsociety.org writes:

At one  time Penn DID provide cheap parking, nominally only for faculty 
and staff,  and maybe even students -- don't recall.
1.  If Penn people were as ecologically-oriented as they profess to be, 
they'd  take public transportation rather than drive in from the suburbs 
and park on  the streets in our neighborhood. The situation is almost enough 
to convince me  to get the signatures needed to apply for permit parking on 
my block. 
2.  Many of us will remember when the idea of a shelter for homeless 
women  with young children at the former Nursing home in the 4500 block of 
Chestnut  was quashed. Penn then proposed to lease the building as a LIFE 
center  -- kind of an outpatient nursing home -- to be run by the school of 
nursing.  Many of the folks in the area liked the concept, but the issue of 
parking was  raised because the building in question had only a few spaces. The 
Penn people  said (I remember it clearly... it was at one of Glenn Bryant's 
First  Thursday nosh-and-pander meetings) they wouldn't be jamming the  
curbs with cars because a) most of the clients would be arriving and  
departing by LIFE vans, and b) most of the Penn people working there would be  
coming up from Campus and, being the good citizens for whom Penn is famous,  
they'd use SEPTA. Well, point a) seems to be true enough. But point b)  
definitely isn't. It used to be easy to find parking spaces on the 
surrounding  blocks (I know because I have a building there); now it's 
virtually 
impossible  during daytime hours. Were the people who made the statement just 
being naive,  disingenuous, or (dare I suggest) both? 
3.  That park-n-ride (or whatever it's called) at the University 
exit/entrance  of the Expressway is fairly economical. You pay for a space 
there 
by the  month and they take you to and pick you up from various locations 
around  the campus and the hospitals. Of course, why pay anything when you can 
park  free in a neighborhood where you neither live nor work -- a 
neighborhood full  of those slovenly, despicable, no-account, unwashed, 
tattooed, 
morally  corrupt renters and others of the benighted classes?
--
Alan  Krigman
KRF Management
215-349-6500, fax 215-349-6502
_www.krf.icodat.com_ (http://www.iconworldwide.com/krf)