Jimmy D. Moore
1. You wade in your "brogans" and do it "bare legged."
2. Your flies are made from corn silk. If you don't catch anything, you
can at least smoke them.
3. You've mounted your Orvis Battenkill on a cane
pole.
4. You wear a Hawaiian "flower-de" shirt on the stream.
5. Your fishing cap has "CAT" embroidered on the front.
6. You have the imprint of a Skoal snuff can on the vest pocket of your
"Over-alls".
7. You spit snuff juice on your fly as a fish attractant
8. You spit snuff juice onto the water because it intoxicates the "chubs".
9. Your beard below your mouth is yellowish from the snuff drool.
10.Your fishing car/truck has "wash me" written in the dirt on the back.
11 You have a supply of fresh worms just in case.
12. Your over-all galluses serve as a lanyard for your fishing tools.
13. Your leader is made from real cat gut.
14. Your hat has dried worms on it.
15. Your over-alls can stand alone when you take
them off.
16. Your neck really is red!
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