Re: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

2014-11-21 Thread RobH.
Quite a clever answer, and true.

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Hi,

When I asked the answer I got was that varies by planet, laughs!

Merv



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Re: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

2014-11-21 Thread RobH.
Mine just seems to say - I'll look on the web for that! - or something like 
it.  Even for simple things it ought to know;  just a cop out to save 
answering at all.
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well  they changed  the responces of  Seri  as  someone  asked  ,Where  can 
you  hide a  body  and  you got  all kinds   of places , swamps  lakes , 
caves   corn  fieldsand so on.
 Just  if  you are  really  board  you can  waste   half  your  day  asking 
silly  questions , like  how many licks to get to the  center  of a Tootsie 
Pop /
 Terrie



 On Nov 20, 2014, at 6:33 PM, Sieghard Weitzel siegh...@live.ca wrote:

 When I asked SIRI “What is your weight”, the answer was “That’s a pretty 
 heavy question, Sieghard.”


 From: viphone@googlegroups.com [mailto:viphone@googlegroups.com] On Behalf 
 Of Richard Turner
 Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2014 3:32 PM
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 If you ask the same question, you will get different answers.
 Pretty funny.
 Things to do when not feeling like doing anything constructive, grin.
 Richard


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 Jane Wagner, from In Search of Intelligent Life in the Universe



 Sent from my iPhone 5S



 On Nov 20, 2014, at 3:23 PM, Ron Pelletier ron.pellet...@sympatico.ca 
 wrote:

 Hi,

 Mine said: “About as much as a pinch of fairy dust” to the question: How 
 much do you weigh

 Ron  Danvers

 From: Richard Turner
 Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2014 6:03 PM
 To: viphone@googlegroups.com
 Subject: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

 One answer to asking Siri, how much do you weigh?
 First, weigh yourself holding your iPhone, then subtract your weight from 
 that weight. Then write that number on a small piece of paper and tuck it 
 under your pillow. Then… wait. Sorry. I forgot the question.
 Richard


 Reality is the leading cause of stress for those who are in touch with it.

 Jane Wagner, from In Search of Intelligent Life in the Universe



 Sent from my iPhone 5S


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Re: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

2014-11-21 Thread Sherry Wells
I wasn’t even trying for humor  got a great response.  I had dictated a text 
message through Siri  cancelled it as I had messed it up.  Generally when I do 
this Siri just says ok, let me know if I can do anything else or something like 
that.  This time when I said cancel she said okie dokie artichokie.  What a 
pleasant  delightful surprise!  You gotta love those developers who came up 
with this stuff.

Sherry 

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Re: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

2014-11-21 Thread Dave Mitchel
I got that from her the other day and about spit my teeth out laughing! 
we never know what to expect from her do we?

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I wasn’t even trying for humor  got a great response.  I had dictated a text 
message through Siri  cancelled it as I had messed it up.  Generally when I do 
this Siri just says ok, let me know if I can do anything else or something like 
that.  This time when I said cancel she said okie dokie artichokie.  What a 
pleasant  delightful surprise!  You gotta love those developers who came up 
with this stuff.

Sherry 

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Re: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

2014-11-21 Thread Haya Simkin guide dog Pammy
I once asked Siri if she believed in God. SHE said Humans have Spiritualism. I 
have Siliconism. Thats my favorite!

Haya Simkin  guide dog Pammy
Sent from my iPhone

On Nov 21, 2014, at 01:23, Ron Pelletier ron.pellet...@sympatico.ca wrote:

Hi,
 
Mine said: “About as much as a pinch of fairy dust” to the question: How much 
do you weigh
 
Ron  Danvers
 
From: Richard Turner
Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2014 6:03 PM
To: viphone@googlegroups.com
Subject: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri
 
One answer to asking Siri, how much do you weigh?
First, weigh yourself holding your iPhone, then subtract your weight from that 
weight. Then write that number on a small piece of paper and tuck it under your 
pillow. Then… wait. Sorry. I forgot the question.
Richard


Reality is the leading cause of stress for those who are in touch with it.

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Re: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

2014-11-21 Thread Ezzie Bueno
I just asked Siri whether she was married. Her response is that there is only 
one of Siri, but contains multitudes.

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 On Nov 21, 2014, at 10:38 AM, Haya Simkin  guide dog Pammy 
 hayasim...@gmail.com wrote:
 
 I once asked Siri if she believed in God. SHE said Humans have Spiritualism. 
 I have Siliconism. Thats my favorite!
 
 Haya Simkin  guide dog Pammy
 Sent from my iPhone
 
 On Nov 21, 2014, at 01:23, Ron Pelletier ron.pellet...@sympatico.ca wrote:
 
 Hi,
  
 Mine said: “About as much as a pinch of fairy dust” to the question: How much 
 do you weigh
  
 Ron  Danvers
  
 From: Richard Turner
 Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2014 6:03 PM
 To: viphone@googlegroups.com
 Subject: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri
  
 One answer to asking Siri, how much do you weigh?
 First, weigh yourself holding your iPhone, then subtract your weight from 
 that weight. Then write that number on a small piece of paper and tuck it 
 under your pillow. Then… wait. Sorry. I forgot the question.
 Richard
 
 
 Reality is the leading cause of stress for those who are in touch with it.
 
 Jane Wagner, from In Search of Intelligent Life in the Universe
 
  
 
 Sent from my iPhone 5S
 
  
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RE: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

2014-11-21 Thread Rose Combs
I must be the only person who does not deliberately ask Siri stupid questions.  
I sometimes get the “don’t wake me up” when I ask her to set an alarm but much 
as I like to hear what she says to you all, I don’t take the time to ask 
something I don’t need to know.  Apple an keep track of that I think but that 
isn’t my reason, I just don’t ever think of something I know will get me a 
funny answer.  A friend at work used to do that and we would laugh at the 
responses but personally I ask for what I need, and occasionally she does not 
understand and the response can be funny.  I live in the Phoenix area and last 
summer I asked her to give me directions to an address on Washington street.  
She came back with directions but, they were telling us how to get to 
Washington state from our location, and I tried three times with the same 
response.  Finally pulled up Seeing Eye and discovered we were only a block 
away from our destination.  

 

I certainly was not planning on going to Washington state that day.  

 

 

 

From: viphone@googlegroups.com [mailto:viphone@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of 
Ezzie Bueno
Sent: Friday, November 21, 2014 11:43 AM
To: viphone@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

 

I just asked Siri whether she was married. Her response is that there is only 
one of Siri, but contains multitudes.

Sent from my iPhone


On Nov 21, 2014, at 10:38 AM, Haya Simkin  guide dog Pammy 
hayasim...@gmail.com wrote:

I once asked Siri if she believed in God. SHE said Humans have Spiritualism. I 
have Siliconism. Thats my favorite!

Haya Simkin  guide dog Pammy

Sent from my iPhone


On Nov 21, 2014, at 01:23, Ron Pelletier ron.pellet...@sympatico.ca wrote:

Hi,

 

Mine said: “About as much as a pinch of fairy dust” to the question: How much 
do you weigh 

 

Ron  Danvers

 

From: Richard Turner mailto:rich...@turner42.com  

Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2014 6:03 PM

To: viphone@googlegroups.com 

Subject: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

 

One answer to asking Siri, how much do you weigh?
First, weigh yourself holding your iPhone, then subtract your weight from that 
weight. Then write that number on a small piece of paper and tuck it under your 
pillow. Then… wait. Sorry. I forgot the question.
Richard

 

Reality is the leading cause of stress for those who are in touch with it.

Jane Wagner, from In Search of Intelligent Life in the Universe

 

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RE: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

2014-11-20 Thread Merv Keck
Hi,

When I asked the answer I got was that varies by planet, laughs!

Merv

 

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Re: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

2014-11-20 Thread Ron Pelletier
Hi,

Mine said: “About as much as a pinch of fairy dust” to the question: How much 
do you weigh 

Ron  Danvers

From: Richard Turner 
Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2014 6:03 PM
To: viphone@googlegroups.com 
Subject: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

One answer to asking Siri, how much do you weigh?
First, weigh yourself holding your iPhone, then subtract your weight from that 
weight. Then write that number on a small piece of paper and tuck it under your 
pillow. Then… wait. Sorry. I forgot the question.
Richard




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  Sent from my iPhone 5S


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Re: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

2014-11-20 Thread Richard Turner
If you ask the same question, you will get different answers.
Pretty funny.
Things to do when not feeling like doing anything constructive, grin.
Richard


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 On Nov 20, 2014, at 3:23 PM, Ron Pelletier ron.pellet...@sympatico.ca wrote:
 
 Hi,
  
 Mine said: “About as much as a pinch of fairy dust” to the question: How much 
 do you weigh
  
 Ron  Danvers
  
 From: Richard Turner
 Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2014 6:03 PM
 To: viphone@googlegroups.com
 Subject: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri
  
 One answer to asking Siri, how much do you weigh?
 First, weigh yourself holding your iPhone, then subtract your weight from 
 that weight. Then write that number on a small piece of paper and tuck it 
 under your pillow. Then… wait. Sorry. I forgot the question.
 Richard
 
 
 Reality is the leading cause of stress for those who are in touch with it.
 
 Jane Wagner, from In Search of Intelligent Life in the Universe
 
  
 
 Sent from my iPhone 5S
 
  
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RE: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

2014-11-20 Thread Sieghard Weitzel
When I asked SIRI “What is your weight”, the answer was “That’s a pretty heavy 
question, Sieghard.”

 

 

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Richard Turner
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Subject: Re: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

 

If you ask the same question, you will get different answers.

Pretty funny.

Things to do when not feeling like doing anything constructive, grin.

Richard

 

 

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On Nov 20, 2014, at 3:23 PM, Ron Pelletier ron.pellet...@sympatico.ca 
mailto:ron.pellet...@sympatico.ca  wrote:

Hi,

 

Mine said: “About as much as a pinch of fairy dust” to the question: How much 
do you weigh 

 

Ron  Danvers

 

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To: viphone@googlegroups.com mailto:viphone@googlegroups.com  

Subject: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

 

One answer to asking Siri, how much do you weigh?
First, weigh yourself holding your iPhone, then subtract your weight from that 
weight. Then write that number on a small piece of paper and tuck it under your 
pillow. Then… wait. Sorry. I forgot the question.
Richard

 

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Re: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

2014-11-20 Thread Terrie Arnold
well  they changed  the responces of  Seri  as  someone  asked  ,Where  can  
you  hide a  body  and  you got  all kinds   of places , swamps  lakes , caves  
 corn  fieldsand so on. 
 Just  if  you are  really  board  you can  waste   half  your  day  asking  
silly  questions , like  how many licks to get to the  center  of a Tootsie Pop 
/
 Terrie 



 On Nov 20, 2014, at 6:33 PM, Sieghard Weitzel siegh...@live.ca wrote:
 
 When I asked SIRI “What is your weight”, the answer was “That’s a pretty 
 heavy question, Sieghard.”
  
  
 From: viphone@googlegroups.com [mailto:viphone@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of 
 Richard Turner
 Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2014 3:32 PM
 To: viphone@googlegroups.com
 Subject: Re: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri
  
 If you ask the same question, you will get different answers.
 Pretty funny.
 Things to do when not feeling like doing anything constructive, grin.
 Richard
  
  
 Reality is the leading cause of stress for those who are in touch with it.
 
 Jane Wagner, from In Search of Intelligent Life in the Universe
 
  
 
 Sent from my iPhone 5S
 
  
 
 On Nov 20, 2014, at 3:23 PM, Ron Pelletier ron.pellet...@sympatico.ca wrote:
 
 Hi,
  
 Mine said: “About as much as a pinch of fairy dust” to the question: How much 
 do you weigh
  
 Ron  Danvers
  
 From: Richard Turner
 Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2014 6:03 PM
 To: viphone@googlegroups.com
 Subject: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri
  
 One answer to asking Siri, how much do you weigh?
 First, weigh yourself holding your iPhone, then subtract your weight from 
 that weight. Then write that number on a small piece of paper and tuck it 
 under your pillow. Then… wait. Sorry. I forgot the question.
 Richard
  
 
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 Jane Wagner, from In Search of Intelligent Life in the Universe
 
  
 
 Sent from my iPhone 5S
 
  
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