Re: [Vo]:Physics Complete
On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 11:09 PM, Kyle Mcallister kyle_mcallis...@yahoo.com wrote: For some reason, I could see that being one of Bob Park's What's New statements. He sure as hell seems to think this way. Hmm... Does the similarity mean that we should take Park's reporting about as seriously as The Onion? :-) At least he could die peacefully, fully confident that his work was done. T
[Vo]:Physics Complete
SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY World's Physicists Complete Study Of Physics JANUARY 14, 2010 | ISSUE 46•02 HARIMA, JAPAN—Saying that there was no more knowledge to acquire about the physical nature of the universe, the International Union of Pure and Applied Physics announced Monday that it had concluded the scientific study of matter, energy, force, and motion. Yeah, that about does it for physics, said IUPAP member Sukekatsu Ushioda, powering down Japan's Super Photon ring particle accelerator. All done. Math can pretty much take it from here. The world's top physicists also announced that they would celebrate the conclusion of physics by meeting at PJ's Pub later tonight for drinks. RELATED ARTICLES Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are 05.10.06 Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever 02.19.03 http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/worlds_physicists_complete end Whew! What a relief!
Re: [Vo]:Physics Complete
--- On Tue, 1/26/10, Terry Blanton hohlr...@gmail.com wrote: HARIMA, JAPAN—Saying that there was no more knowledge to acquire about the physical nature of the universe, the International Union of Pure and Applied Physics announced Monday that it had concluded the scientific study of matter, energy, force, and motion. Yeah, that about does it for physics, said IUPAP member Sukekatsu Ushioda, snip For some reason, I could see that being one of Bob Park's What's New statements. He sure as hell seems to think this way. Hmm... Does the similarity mean that we should take Park's reporting about as seriously as The Onion? --Kyle
