Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-31 Thread hohlrauml6d
Now THAT's an ambitious project suitable for the new year...HNY Sir 
Grimer!


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From: Grimer

I'll have to work out a nice simple example that
everyone can understand.
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Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-31 Thread Grimer
At 12:13 pm 30/12/2005 -0500, hohlraum wrote:

>My bad.  I should have used a less controversial example.


Don't worry about it. It is the wood which is of concern
here - not the trees. It's a problem for Bigenders.  ;-)

It seems to me that the Blackbody Radiation curves are 
the result of missing the longitudinal dimension. I think 
it is one of those things which once one has seen it, 
only a Dr.Porky would still perversely ignore - but we 
shall see.   8-)

I'll have to work out a nice simple example that 
everyone can understand.   

Cheers,

Frank



Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-30 Thread Grimer
At 05:46 pm 29/12/2005 -0500, hohlraum wrote:

> Okay, let me try this again.  

> Stefan's law may be used to predict the 
> temperature of the sun.  
>
> This prediction has been shown to be accurate 
> experimentally.



In ancient Greece there was a man called Eugorus who 
discovered the law which connected the diameter and 
the ares of disks. 

He found that the Eugorus Law may be used to predict 
the area of those two disks up in the sky, the sun 
and the moon. 

And, as you might choose to put it.

"This prediction has been shown to be accurate experimentally."

And I would want to argue with that, would I.  8-)

However, in viewing the sun and the moon merely 
as disks don't you think you might be missing 
out on something?  8-)

A 6 inch cube is not a 6 cubic inch cube - and one gets
a different feeling about a 6 inch cube when one refers
to it as a 216 cubic inch cube.

[To save you looking up Eugorus on Google -  
   that was just a parable  ;-)  ]


Cheers - and a Happy New Year.

Frank

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 fair as the moon, bright as the sun, 
   terrible as an army set in battle array?
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Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-30 Thread Grimer
At 08:31 pm 29/12/2005 -0600, you wrote:
>BlankHi Frank, well said. It fits.
> My specific purpose for asking for more, besides enjoying the discourse, was 
> to set my mind thinking out my problem with  most theories regarding the 
> Hutchinson Effect since I have difficulty with some references they make to 
> ghosts and hobgobblins.
> http://www.americanantigravity.com/hutchison.html
>
>Richard


Though I believe in ghosts - and hobgoblins providing they
are demonic - I'm confident that the Hutchison Effect involves
neither entities - as no doubt are you.  8-) 

Small point - Hutchison only has one n, which
is important if you want to use a search engine.

Frank



Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-29 Thread Stephen A. Lawrence



RC Macaulay wrote:

Hi Frank,
Between the chuckle I can almost hear across the big pond, the latino 
blend of humor and my lack of understanding of how you arrived at T^12 
gives the morning sunshine a lift. Please go over that jump again.

Richard


Hopefully someone will correct my understanding if I'm wrong, but it 
appears that Grimer has multiplied together the three components of the 
radiation 3-vector expressed in Cartesian coordinates.  That _product_ 
goes as the twelfth power.


What that product means, however, is beyond me.

In other words, if "R" is the intensity 3-vector, and its components are 
R_x, R_y, R_z, then, using "*" for multiplication, we have



R = (R_x, R_y, R_z) = (K * T^4, J * T^4, L * T^4)


where K, J, and L are functions of the observer's location.

Then we also have

R_x * R_y * R_z = (K*J*L) * T^12

Right?

- Original Message - From: "Grimer" 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

To: 
Sent: Wednesday, December 28, 2005 10:35 PM
Subject: Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)



Experimentally a black body can be improvised by taking
a hollow ball - coating the walls with soot and then
drilling a hole in it along the x axis.

If we warm this object - the radiation seen from the x
direction is given by Stefan's law:

R(x)   [proportional]   T^4

If we now drill holes along the y and z axes then the
radiation seen from the y and z directions will be

R(y)   [proportional]   T^4

R(z)   [proportional]   T^4

But each of these views are one dimensional views of
a three dimensional entity, i.e. the radiation in the
black body.

Combining the three partial views into one whole view
gives us,

  R(x).R(y).R(z) [proportional] T^4.T^4.T^4.

R(x.y.z) [proportional]  T^12

Cheers,

Frank Grimer

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erit viro stulto qui aedificavit domum suam supra harenam
et descendit pluvia et venerunt flumina et flaverunt venti
et inruerunt in domum illam et cecidit et fuit ruina eius
 magna8-)
==











Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-29 Thread RC Macaulay



Hi Frank, well said. It fits.
 My specific purpose for asking for more, besides enjoying the 
discourse, was to set my mind thinking out my problem with  most 
theories regarding the Hutchinson Effect since I have difficulty with some 
references they make to ghosts and hobgobblins.
 http://www.americanantigravity.com/hutchison.html
Richard
 
Grimer wrote...
The 12th power law thing started with my discovery of the 12th, 8th and 
4th power laws for the vapour pressures of ice, water and steam 
respectively. They were, of course, power laws from local temperature 
origins and not from the standard temperature origin of -273 deg.C. 
Professor Chaplin confirmed the existence of these power laws and put them 
in a refined form on his excellent web-site for water.The reason 
these power laws haven't be discovered before (even though the data has been 
around for the best part of a century) is because no one seems to have 
cottoned on to the idea of "local absolute" as opposed to "standard 
absolute" temperatures.Now it seemed obvious to me that these simple 
integral power laws were telling us something important. It also seemed 
obvious that they had two components, a dimensional component (powers 1, 
2 and 3) and a quasi Stefan-Casimir component (power 4).So the three 
equations are really     Vapour Pressure 
ice    =   constant. [T^4]^3  =  
T^12   Vapour Pressure water  =   constant. 
[T^4]^3  =  T^8   Vapour Pressure steam  
=   constant. [T^4]^1  =  T^4Then I started thinking 
about Casimir and how it related to the reduction in Beta atmosphere 
pressure with metal cavities such as those which form when straining 
metals to failure in tension. Interestingly enough, most articles which 
discuss Casimir refer to it as an internal tensile force. They seem very 
reluctant to view Casimir as an external compressive force. Maybe they 
don't want to humble themselves by recognising there is something out there 
and we are not self-sufficient.  8-)I asked myself what would 
happen if I had 3 orthogonal sets of Casimir plates, perfectly sealed 
against the Beta-atmosphere where they met, and I pulled them apart thus 
expanding the cavity they enclosed. I realised that this would give me three 
4th power laws, mutually at right angles.But how did these three 
power laws combine? They had to be multiplicative. The vapour pressure laws 
indicated that. But how could I model that. The concept of the space 
expanding one dimension at a time from a small initial sphere to a 
prolate sphere, from a prolate sphere to an oblate sphere and finally from 
an oblate sphere to a large final sphere gave me the model I 
needed.Then it suddenly dawned on me that there was something very 
dodgy about the foundation stone of modern quantum theory, the Stefan 
Radiation Law. To vary your analogy, slightly, it was a one legged 
stool.  That led to this following first post in the Ooops 
thread;============Ooops! 
Fancy that! 8-)GrimerFri, 16 Dec 2005 23:07:12 -0800I've just 
realised one of the consequences of the 3D Casimir Law.Stefan's 
fourth power law only presents a one dimensional view of things. In fact the 
energy density goes down according to (LAC)^(-12) where LAC is Local 
Absolute Compreture and Compreture is the reciprocal of temperature as 
measured from the local "absolute" zero.That why the Vapour Pressure 
vs. temperature is a twelfth power law.Oh dearie me. The physicists 
won't be pleased. But I will certainly enjoy the schadenfreude.  
8-)Cheers,Frank 
Grimerand I 
remember, you seemed to be the only person who understood what I was driving 
at.However most people are not very good at three dimensional 
modelling based on symbols only, so I wanted to give them something related 
to a physical object like your three legged stool. Now the obvious 
object to choose was the spherical black body which was originally used in 
the experiment from which Stefan's Law was derived, namely a sphere with 
a small hole. It was only then a matter of thinking out the best 
verbalization to get people to see that the experiment only presented a 
truncated view of reality.I hope my explanation has answered your 
general query - but if you have any specific points I will do my best to 
answer them.Cheers,Frank


Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-29 Thread hohlrauml6d
Okay, let me try this again.  Stefan's law may be used to predict the 
temperature of the sun.  This prediction has been shown to be accurate 
experimentally.


-Original Message-
From: Grimer

At 11:17 am 29/12/2005 -0500, hohlraum wrote:


I see your point,


Goody, goody, gumdrops.  8-)
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Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-29 Thread hohlrauml6d
Okay, let me try this again.  Stefan's law may be used to predict the 
temperature of the sun.  This prediction has been shown to be accurate 
experimentally.


-Original Message-
From: Grimer

At 11:17 am 29/12/2005 -0500, hohlraum wrote:


I see your point,


Goody, goody, gumdrops.  8-)
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Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-29 Thread Grimer
At 07:47 am 29/12/2005 -0600, you wrote:

> Hi Frank,
>
> Between the chuckle I can almost hear across 
> the big pond, the latino blend of humor and my 
> lack of understanding of how you arrived at T^12 
> gives the morning sunshine a lift. Please go 
> over that jump again.
>
> Richard

..
Before I start, to save other Vorts from going
over all this again I tried to send the following
as a private email. Unfortunately it was bounced
back for reasons unknown to me.
..

You sound as though you need a historical resumé  - 
so I'll go through it from the beginning. 

The 12th power law thing started with my discovery 
of the 12th, 8th and 4th power laws for the vapour 
pressures of ice, water and steam respectively. 
They were, of course, power laws from local temperature 
origins and not from the standard temperature origin 
of -273 deg.C. Professor Chaplin confirmed the 
existence of these power laws and put them in a 
refined form on his excellent web-site for water.

The reason these power laws haven't be discovered 
before (even though the data has been around for the 
best part of a century) is because no one seems to 
have cottoned on to the idea of "local absolute" 
as opposed to "standard absolute" temperatures.

Now it seemed obvious to me that these simple 
integral power laws were telling us something 
important. It also seemed obvious that they had 
two components, a dimensional component 
(powers 1, 2 and 3) and a quasi Stefan-Casimir 
component (power 4).

So the three equations are really  

   Vapour Pressure ice=   constant. [T^4]^3  =  T^12

   Vapour Pressure water  =   constant. [T^4]^3  =  T^8

   Vapour Pressure steam  =   constant. [T^4]^1  =  T^4

Then I started thinking about Casimir and how it 
related to the reduction in Beta atmosphere pressure 
with metal cavities such as those which form when 
straining metals to failure in tension. Interestingly 
enough, most articles which discuss Casimir refer 
to it as an internal tensile force. They seem very 
reluctant to view Casimir as an external compressive 
force. Maybe they don't want to humble themselves by 
recognising there is something out there and we are 
not self-sufficient.  8-)

I asked myself what would happen if I had 3 orthogonal 
sets of Casimir plates, perfectly sealed against the 
Beta-atmosphere where they met, and I pulled them 
apart thus expanding the cavity they enclosed. 
I realised that this would give me three 4th power 
laws, mutually at right angles.

But how did these three power laws combine? 
They had to be multiplicative. The vapour pressure laws 
indicated that. 

But how could I model that. The concept of the space 
expanding one dimension at a time from a small initial 
sphere to a prolate sphere, from a prolate sphere to 
an oblate sphere and finally from an oblate sphere to 
a large final sphere gave me the model I needed.

Then it suddenly dawned on me that there was something 
very dodgy about the foundation stone of modern quantum 
theory, the Stefan Radiation Law. To vary your analogy, 
slightly, it was a one legged stool.  

That led to this following first post in the Ooops thread;

========
Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)
Grimer
Fri, 16 Dec 2005 23:07:12 -0800

I've just realised one of the consequences 
of the 3D Casimir Law.

Stefan's fourth power law only presents a one 
dimensional view of things. In fact the energy 
density goes down according to (LAC)^(-12) where 
LAC is Local Absolute Compreture and Compreture 
is the reciprocal of temperature as measured 
from the local "absolute" zero.

That why the Vapour Pressure vs. temperature 
is a twelfth power law.

Oh dearie me. The physicists won't be pleased. 
But I will certainly enjoy the schadenfreude.  8-)

Cheers,

Frank Grimer


and I remember, you seemed to be the only person 
who understood what I was driving at.

However most people are not very good at three 
dimensional modelling based on symbols only, so 
I wanted to give them something related to a 
physical object like your three legged stool. 
Now the obvious object to choose was the spherical 
black body which was originally used in the 
experiment from which Stefan's Law was derived, 
namely a sphere with a small hole. It was only 
then a matter of thinking out the best verbalization 
to get people to see that the experiment only 
presented a truncated view of reality.

I hope my explanation has answered your general 
query - but if you have any specific points I 
will do my best to answer them.

Cheers,

Frank


>- Original Message - 
>From: "Grimer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>To: 
>Sent: Wednesday, December 28, 2005 10:35 PM
>Subject: Re: Ooops! Fancy that!

Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-29 Thread Grimer
At 11:17 am 29/12/2005 -0500, hohlraum wrote:

> I see your point, 

Goody, goody, gumdrops.  8-) 

> but consider this:  when a single photon... 

Hold it right there. It may surprise you to know that
not everybody believes in photons. People such as
Caroline Thompson for instance - one smart cookie, 
she - fearless too.;-)

Thompson writes:


"That light can be converted into electricity is now common 
knowledge, but does this mean that individual "photons" 
cause the ejection of individual "electrons"?  Of course 
not!  Before the "deification" of Einstein by the New York 
Times after the claimed confirmation of his General Theory 
of Relativity -- the 1919 eclipse data that confirmed his 
prediction of the bending of starlight -- Einstein was just 
about on his own in thinking the light could exist as 
localised "photons"  (See Forgotten History).  Moreover, in 
the real world there are many different variations on the 
effect, and it merges with "thermionic emission" and other 
known effects.  Presumably the complete theory should also 
cover Compton scattering, in which light (gamma rays) causes 
the ejection of electrons but leaves spare energy which goes 
into the production of further gamma rays, of reduced energy.  



That the process cannot be a matter of individual photon-
electron interactions is clear, one reason being simply 
that photons do not exist.  Another reason is the scale 
of things: the wavelengths of the light are very much 
greater, in most cases, than the dimensions of an electron.  
In my view (shared by others such as Millikan) the light 
arrives as a complete wave, spreading over the entire 
receiving surface.  In the case I have thought about most 
-- the application of the effect in "photomultipliers" of 
the type used by Alain Aspect in his Bell test experiments 
-- it influences the electric field throughout the material 
of the photocathode.  The waves will suffer both self-
interference and interactions with pre-existing oscillations 
of electrons.  Where these two effects combine favourably, 
some threshold is exceeded and an electron gains enough 
energy to escape."



Yeah, well. The closest I ever got to her insights was to
see electron emission as the manifestation of "activation
energy" analogous to the chemical activation that I 
investigated in relation to deterioration of zirconia 
glass fibre used for reinforcing cement.

But my strongest reason for not believing in photons is 
more philosophical than physical - more to do with my
understanding of the totality of existence than the 
nature of the material world.

All of which means that the rest...

--
> leaves a star, being a wave structure, that photon 
> extends radially in all directions.  When I look 
> at the star and the photon strikes the rod in my 
> retina, all the energy of *that* photon is absorbed 
> by my eye.
-

  ...is a bit academic - N'est pas?

> "Collegerunt ergo et impleverunt duodecim cofinos 
> fragmentorum ex quinque panibus hordiaciis quae 
> superfuerunt his qui manducaverunt"

It's the duodecim which interests me more than the 
fragmentorum.  

I'll leave you with this thought.

Twelve dinners
Eight guests 
Four for the staff

Cheers,

Frank



>-Original Message-
>From: Grimer
>
> R(x.y.z) [proportional]  T^12
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Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-29 Thread hohlrauml6d
 I see your point, but consider this:  when a single photon leaves a 
star, being a wave structure, that photon extends radially in all 
directions.  When I look at the star and the photon strikes the rod in 
my retina, all the energy of *that* photon is absorbed by my eye.


"Collegerunt ergo et impleverunt duodecim cofinos fragmentorum ex 
quinque panibus hordiaciis quae superfuerunt his qui manducaverunt"


-Original Message-
From: Grimer

R(x.y.z) [proportional]  T^12
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Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-29 Thread RC Macaulay

Hi Frank,
Between the chuckle I can almost hear across the big pond, the latino blend 
of humor and my lack of understanding of how you arrived at T^12 gives the 
morning sunshine a lift. Please go over that jump again.

Richard
- Original Message - 
From: "Grimer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

To: 
Sent: Wednesday, December 28, 2005 10:35 PM
Subject: Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)



Experimentally a black body can be improvised by taking
a hollow ball - coating the walls with soot and then
drilling a hole in it along the x axis.

If we warm this object - the radiation seen from the x
direction is given by Stefan's law:

R(x)   [proportional]   T^4

If we now drill holes along the y and z axes then the
radiation seen from the y and z directions will be

R(y)   [proportional]   T^4

R(z)   [proportional]   T^4

But each of these views are one dimensional views of
a three dimensional entity, i.e. the radiation in the
black body.

Combining the three partial views into one whole view
gives us,

  R(x).R(y).R(z) [proportional] T^4.T^4.T^4.

R(x.y.z) [proportional]  T^12

Cheers,

Frank Grimer

==
et omnis qui audit verba mea haec et non facit ea similis
erit viro stulto qui aedificavit domum suam supra harenam
et descendit pluvia et venerunt flumina et flaverunt venti
et inruerunt in domum illam et cecidit et fuit ruina eius
 magna8-)
==








Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-28 Thread Grimer
Experimentally a black body can be improvised by taking 
a hollow ball – coating the walls with soot and then 
drilling a hole in it along the x axis.

If we warm this object – the radiation seen from the x 
direction is given by Stefan’s law:

 R(x)   [proportional]   T^4 

If we now drill holes along the y and z axes then the 
radiation seen from the y and z directions will be 

 R(y)   [proportional]   T^4 

 R(z)   [proportional]   T^4 

But each of these views are one dimensional views of 
a three dimensional entity, i.e. the radiation in the 
black body.

Combining the three partial views into one whole view 
gives us,

   R(x).R(y).R(z) [proportional] T^4.T^4.T^4.

 R(x.y.z) [proportional]  T^12

Cheers,

Frank Grimer

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et omnis qui audit verba mea haec et non facit ea similis 
erit viro stulto qui aedificavit domum suam supra harenam 
et descendit pluvia et venerunt flumina et flaverunt venti 
et inruerunt in domum illam et cecidit et fuit ruina eius 
  magna8-)
==




Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-17 Thread Grimer
At 10:23 am 17/12/2005 -0500, hohlraum wrote:
> Then, shouldn't that light bulb floating 
> above your head be much brighter?  ;-)


Not if you are only looking at the front
elevation and you forget about the side
elevation and plan.   







Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-17 Thread Grimer
At 08:38 am 17/12/2005 -0600, you wrote:

> Hi Frank... it came as a "bolt out of the blue". 
> Like viewing a two legged stool from the face. 
> Looks balanced.. until you take a side view and 
> notice something is missing the balance... 
> ah ha! The Vapour pressure vs the Temperature  
> in 12th power can be thought of as a "differential 
> function" Do you actually consider that physics 
> would accept such an observation? Or will they 
> continue to think in 2 dimensions or rely on their 
> marvelous ability to sustain a balancing act of 
> sitting on a two legged stool actually believing 
> they can lean back upon their laurels?  Time to 
> put away the toys and the teeter-totters and get 
> the world show on the road. Surely this group has 
> the imagination to conceive the huge leap that 
> Frank's thought invokes.

> Richard


I'm really impressed Richard.  8-)

I didn't think anyone on Vortex would geddit.

As for Stefan's Law (and all the quantum consequences) 
it's more like a one legged stool. That's why they 
have to be so clever to keep their balance.  ;-)

I've written a little fable to illustrate the point.


THE BROTHERS SHORTPLANK


The two Shortplank Brothers had a great cubic pile 
of bread pallets. Tricky Dicky offered to buy half 
the bread. So the Shortplanks measured the cube and 
found it was 40 feet long. Tricky took away his 
pallets. To make sure Tricky hadn't taken too many 
the Shortplanks measured their cubic pile to check
it was 20 feet long. 

It was. 

Dicky started selling his bread at half Shortplank's 
price The Shortplank brothers couldn't understand 
how Tricky managed this. Needless to say, ere long, 
the brothers went out of business.

Hence the saying, "As thick as two Shortplanks".  8-)
-

Cheers,

Frank

   
   et sublatum est quod superfuit illis 
   fragmentorum cofini duodecim 
   











Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-17 Thread hohlrauml6d
Then, shouldn't that light bulb floating above your head be much 
brighter?  ;-)



-Original Message-
From: Grimer

I've just realised one of the consequences
of the 3D Casimir Law.

Stefan's fourth power law only presents a one
dimensional view of things. In fact the energy
density goes down according to (LAC)^(-12) where
LAC is Local Absolute Compreture and Compreture
is the reciprocal of temperature as measured
from the local "absolute" zero.

That why the Vapour Pressure vs. temperature
is a twelfth power law.

Oh dearie me. The physicists won't be pleased.
But I will certainly enjoy the schadenfreude.  8-)
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Re: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-17 Thread RC Macaulay
Hi Frank... it came as a "bolt out of the blue". Like viewing a two legged 
stool from the face. Looks balanced.. until you take a side view and notice 
something is missing the balance... ah ha! The Vapor pressure vs the 
Temperature  in 12th power can be thought of as a "differential function"
Do you actually consider that physics would accept such an observation ? Or 
will they continue to think in 2 dimensions or rely on their marvelous 
ability to sustain a balancing act of sitting on a two legged stool actually 
believing they can lean back upon their laurels ?  Time to put away the toys 
and the teeter-totters and get the world show on the road. Surely this group 
has the imagination to conceive the huge leap that Frank's thought invokes.

Richard
- Original Message - 
From: "Grimer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

To: 
Sent: Saturday, December 17, 2005 1:05 AM
Subject: Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)



I've just realised one of the consequences
of the 3D Casimir Law.

Stefan's fourth power law only presents a one
dimensional view of things. In fact the energy
density goes down according to (LAC)^(-12) where
LAC is Local Absolute Compreture and Compreture
is the reciprocal of temperature as measured
from the local "absolute" zero.

That why the Vapour Pressure vs. temperature
is a twelfth power law.

Oh dearie me. The physicists won't be pleased.
But I will certainly enjoy the schadenfreude.  8-)

Cheers,

Frank Grimer








Ooops! Fancy that! 8-)

2005-12-16 Thread Grimer
I've just realised one of the consequences 
of the 3D Casimir Law.

Stefan's fourth power law only presents a one 
dimensional view of things. In fact the energy 
density goes down according to (LAC)^(-12) where 
LAC is Local Absolute Compreture and Compreture 
is the reciprocal of temperature as measured 
from the local "absolute" zero.

That why the Vapour Pressure vs. temperature 
is a twelfth power law.

Oh dearie me. The physicists won't be pleased. 
But I will certainly enjoy the schadenfreude.  8-)

Cheers,

Frank Grimer