laugh out loud

2012-11-15 Thread Bentle, Margaret
1.   Barney saying the Preamble and his hair being messed up and then 
straightened.

2.   All the men looking at Ellen Brown and talking about what they caught, 
what was on sale and not really listening to anyone.

3.   Gomer and Mary Grace dancing.

4.   Barney holding his nose after Thelma Lou hit him.  Barney saying just 
drive, to Andy.

5.   Andy and Helen getting a sunburn and knowing how painful they can be. 
(looks painful and funny...too much orange makeup)

6.   Barney trying to sing good ole 14A.

7.   Andy and Opie in shorts.

8.   The look on Aunt Bee's face when all the pickles are gone.

9.   Just about anything Floyd did.  Going to give Blue, the dog, a 
lollipop and then eating it himself.

10.   Orville Monroe and the delivery of the new antenna's.

11.   Goober's new haircut and having to use hair-spray.

12.   The look on Bertha's (Clara) face when Bee says that the house looked 
like a pigsty.

13.   Brisco in his long-john's putting his hat on, before going to the window.

14.   Goober in the tree trying to make the owl fly.

Just thinking about these scenes makes me laugh.
Have a Mayberry kind of day.
Margaret
Floyd: 'I'm going to Nashville.'
(Margaret: I already live in Nashville.)

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Funniest scene

2012-11-15 Thread Patty Haley
Manicurist is one of my favorites too.
 
Especially when in Floyd's shop,
 
The Mayor asks Barney  Barney, you're a bachelor, think you could handle a
gal like that?
Barney replies  You kiddin? You think you're talking to a country boy?
Shucks I know what I'd do with a gal like that.Well I'd be inclined to treat
a gal like that, a little bit rough. They expect it. You know let em know
right off who's boss.
 
Andy says  You may get your chance, she'd headed right this way
 
Barney says in dismay  She's coming in here! 
 
They all act shy as Andy puts it. and then they all scatter like ferral
cats... 
 
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funny scenes

2012-11-15 Thread eric swolgaard
Two scenes that always get me laughing are the following:
Barney getting fitted for shoes in the hotel room and saying to Wilbur Finch 
something like  I don't know why, but getting fitted for shoes always makes me 
want to play the harmonica, whereupon the camera shoots in for a close up at 
an odd angle as Wilbur says incredulously ...REALLY? Just so off the wall!
Another sure fire one is a drunken Otis Campbell being led into Andy's house 
and saying to Aunt BeeIt's my great pleasure, dear lady, to be incarcerated in 
your domicile! Dipsy Doodle!
Eric Swolgaard
Sacramento, CA
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Funniest lines

2012-11-15 Thread Janet Leanda Bowlin
The scene where Barney is telling the council what Andy carries as emergency 
supplies in the trunk of the squad car - I think it was a shovel and a rake - 
and Goober leans over and says ain't you got a jack?


Harriet down at the Bank

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Forgot one

2012-11-15 Thread colonialcott...@netzero.com
I always concentrate on the black and white shows, but I do like the Spaghetti 
color episode.  The look on Andy's face when he has to eat another spaghetti 
dinner.  He dabs his mouth with a napkin and ends up wiping his forehead with 
it.  That strikes me funny everytime.
Well, what do you know, spaghetti.
Bee in New Concord, OH


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re:funniest scene/one liner

2012-11-15 Thread dewey lamb

Ernest T:I wonder who that could be.
 
Dewey in NC
 
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lol funny

2012-11-15 Thread paul schmick
How 'bout when Howard splashes Andy in the face when they are bein' held by
convicts?
Scooter
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