RE: [ZION] The Return of the King

2003-11-19 Thread Elmer L. Fairbank
At 04:11 PM 11/18/2003 -0700, Uncle Tom wrote:
The wise and venerable Till explains:

  Realizing that it was satire really helped, I stopped being
 offended by the seriousness of some of the absurdities.

If that stuff is satire then why am I not allowed to guffaw loudly at
all the appropriate places (virtually every line) during the movies?
Those movies, to me are almost as funny as Airplane. But nobody else is
laughing, and those of the female persuasion in my household don't
appreciate my noisy enjoyment. What gives?


Till gets in trouble for his obvious great mirth also.  The vicar, what's 
his name, ah ... Mr Collins, is so funny that we can't help but 
guffaw.  And Mr Bingley's brother-in-law, zonked out on the settle, is too 
funny for words.  Especially combined with the only memorable line that he 
has, She prefers ragout, how very singular!  or something to that 
effect.  But Collins takes the buffoonery cake for sure.  And the mother, 
what a hoot.

Till

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RE: [ZION] The Return of the King

2003-11-19 Thread Elmer L. Fairbank
At 11:30 PM 11/18/2003 +, St Stephen wrote:

Hey, I'm Tom Bombadil, Tommy Bom-bom-ba-dil-lo!
My head is a sieve, and my brain is like Bril-lo!
I dance and I sing, and I sing and I dance!
I'm a jolly old godling in search of my pants!


You've certainly caught the essence, if not quite the right words.  guffaw

Till

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[ZION] A View From Massachusetts

2003-11-19 Thread RB Scott


Friends:

Just skimmed through reports regards the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial
Court's decision that gay marriage is constitutional.

As you might imagine, the decision earned banner headlines across the front
page of the comparatively sedate Boston Globe, which devoted four full pages
inside to the issue, plus the lead editorial and a significant op-ed piece.
Naturally, it is the talk of talk-show stations this morning. Perhaps a
harbinger of the bumpy road ahead,  the ultra conservative hosts of a
program I tune into from time to time were split on the decision: the
discussion between them was heated and getting personal...and the callers
only seemed to be throwing gasoline on the blaze.

Observations so far:

1. Although the local rags have gotten reactions from virtually every
religious group in the Commonwealth, it failed to get a single reaction from
The Mormon Church.  This is quite odd, given that the governor is a Mormon.

2.  The decision is far from law, although Cambridge is already discussing
the possibility of summarily adopting a local ordinance sanctioning gay
marriages.  Obviously, this could/should encounter some legal challenges
during the 180 stay of the SJC's decision.

3. Romney has already proposed a Constitutional Ammendment that would
specificially forbid gay marriages and would define marriage consistent with
the ammendments the church has promoted in other states: one man and one
woman. It seems likely that such an ammendment would be adopted by the state
legislature. The vote would be breathtakingly close, I think.

4. Should a referendum ensue (essential if a constitutional ammendment
forbidding homosexual marriage is approved by the legislature), it will
prove to be highly devisive in the commonwealth.  I have no idea which side
would prevail. The voting would be close, no matter what.

5.  The is not a Republican vs. Democrat issue. Yet. All but one of the
people on the SJC are Republican appointees. And, several key openly gay
legislators and political leaders are Republicans, yet it's unclear where
they stand on the decision.  One seemed to waffle quite a bit this morning.

6.  One wonders how long it will be before the Mormon Church emerges as a
major factor/player in all of this, given its leadership of efforts to get
states to adopt ammendments defining marriage as a union between one man
and one woman. When it does, I suspect I will suffer from Yogi Berra
disease: deja vous all over again.

7. Depending on how this plays out, it could either launch Mitt to center
stage nationally or it could sink him.  If he were cautious, he'd lie low
and let the matter sort itself out. So far, he's way, way out front.  And,
his rhetoric is quite sharp, forceful and passionate (Mitt is not known to
be a particularly passionate kind of guy). His leadership may also fully
repair whatever bridges he torched in Zion back in 1992 when he slipped into
the pro-choice camp back during his ill-fated run against Teddy. I realize
he did himself brown with the Olympics...but it's likely that some doubts
still linger.

This is going to get a lot nastier.  And, if you are wont to get your
trousers
in a knot over the issue of separation between church and state in Utah, let
me offer this advice: You ain't seen nuttin yet.


RB Scott



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RE: [ZION] The Return of the King

2003-11-19 Thread Tom Matkin

The ever commendable, praiseworthy, laudable, admirable, precious,
estimable and venerable Till wrote:
 
 At 07:49 AM 11/19/2003 -0700, St Stephen wrote:
 At 04:47 AM 11/19/2003, The elfen Till wrote:
 
 Till gets in trouble for his obvious great mirth . . .
 
 And I always get in trouble for my obvious great girth.
 
 
 And Till started out in trouble with his obvious great birth
 
 
 Till, who grew up being labeled a mistake

But now is enjoyed for his obvious great worth.

Tom

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RE: [ZION] A View From Massachusetts

2003-11-19 Thread Tom Matkin
In 1968 I arrived in the French mission. It was August and the country
was in a terrible turmoil from riots arising from great labor and
political unrest. The mission was also in some distress as the mission
president had been in a serious car accident a few months before. His
wife had been killed and he had been sent state-side to recover from his
own grievous physical injuries. While he was away the missionaries were
basically left in the hands of his APs.  One of those was Mitt Romney.
That was my first introduction to him.  Soon after I arrived he pointed
out an article in the Church News about a certain Jim Matkin who had
received some award, scholarship or graduated at the top of his class
from Harvard or something like that. I acknowledged that the subject of
the article was my brother. Mitt expressed great empathy for me, telling
me how he also had an over achieving older brother. We shared some of
the highlights of growing up in that sort of shadow. It was a very
personal exchange between a very green missionary and a seasoned
missionary who had the unusual position of being a de facto mission
president at age 20 or so. He told me a couple of other stories and I
don't suppose he even remembers me, but I remembered him, both because
of his rather famous heritage and because he was kind enough to take an
interest in my personal circumstances.  Now the irony, of course, is
that my brother went on to do a lot of very important and public things
and I never have and Mitt Romney's brother has never come to my notice,
but, of course, Mitt has made a great mark on the political landscape,
and seems destined to make an even great impact before he's done.

So I follow his progress with some interest. 

In the spirit of the late Marc Schindler, I will conclude this post with
a further Shaggy Dog story about Mitt. Later on I learned that he had
been in one of the same cities that I served in.  Nantes, I think and he
told me this story when he came to visit. It seems it was winter when he
was serving in Nantes and outside of the apartment a cat had been run
over in the street and was mortally wounded and frozen to the cobble
stones but still suffering and yowling. So young Mitt decided the humane
thing to do was to put the cat out of its misery, so he took a hammer
and went out into the street to dispatch it. As he raised his arm to
strike the cat he noticed a crowd beginning to gather and by the time he
was finished there was quite an audience, and he supposed, no one
guessed that this was not just an act of supreme violence against a
defenseless animal. He told it much better than I have, weaving in his
Americaness in a foreign land and all that.  He knew how to disarm you
by telling a story on himself, that's for sure. I hope he comes out of
this gay marriage thing with some pleasant stories to tell. He's
brilliant, personable, and considerate, and the Lord trusts him.  At
least He did in 1968. I suspect he has the same characteristics today,
only more highly developed.

Tom

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RE: [ZION] A View From Massachusetts

2003-11-19 Thread RB Scott
If I recall, Mitt was very nearly killed himself in the accident that
injured the French mission president and killed his wife. Scott Romney,
Mitt's older brother, has done well for himself, but not in the public arena
although his wife, his ex-wife, was a candidate for the U.S. Senate a number
of years back.

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 From: Tom Matkin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Wednesday, November 19, 2003 1:29 PM
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: RE: [ZION] A View From Massachusetts


 In 1968 I arrived in the French mission. It was August and the country
 was in a terrible turmoil from riots arising from great labor and
 political unrest. The mission was also in some distress as the mission
 president had been in a serious car accident a few months before. His
 wife had been killed and he had been sent state-side to recover from his
 own grievous physical injuries. While he was away the missionaries were
 basically left in the hands of his APs.  One of those was Mitt Romney.
 That was my first introduction to him.  Soon after I arrived he pointed
 out an article in the Church News about a certain Jim Matkin who had
 received some award, scholarship or graduated at the top of his class
 from Harvard or something like that. I acknowledged that the subject of
 the article was my brother. Mitt expressed great empathy for me, telling
 me how he also had an over achieving older brother. We shared some of
 the highlights of growing up in that sort of shadow. It was a very
 personal exchange between a very green missionary and a seasoned
 missionary who had the unusual position of being a de facto mission
 president at age 20 or so. He told me a couple of other stories and I
 don't suppose he even remembers me, but I remembered him, both because
 of his rather famous heritage and because he was kind enough to take an
 interest in my personal circumstances.  Now the irony, of course, is
 that my brother went on to do a lot of very important and public things
 and I never have and Mitt Romney's brother has never come to my notice,
 but, of course, Mitt has made a great mark on the political landscape,
 and seems destined to make an even great impact before he's done.

 So I follow his progress with some interest.

 In the spirit of the late Marc Schindler, I will conclude this post with
 a further Shaggy Dog story about Mitt. Later on I learned that he had
 been in one of the same cities that I served in.  Nantes, I think and he
 told me this story when he came to visit. It seems it was winter when he
 was serving in Nantes and outside of the apartment a cat had been run
 over in the street and was mortally wounded and frozen to the cobble
 stones but still suffering and yowling. So young Mitt decided the humane
 thing to do was to put the cat out of its misery, so he took a hammer
 and went out into the street to dispatch it. As he raised his arm to
 strike the cat he noticed a crowd beginning to gather and by the time he
 was finished there was quite an audience, and he supposed, no one
 guessed that this was not just an act of supreme violence against a
 defenseless animal. He told it much better than I have, weaving in his
 Americaness in a foreign land and all that.  He knew how to disarm you
 by telling a story on himself, that's for sure. I hope he comes out of
 this gay marriage thing with some pleasant stories to tell. He's
 brilliant, personable, and considerate, and the Lord trusts him.  At
 least He did in 1968. I suspect he has the same characteristics today,
 only more highly developed.

 Tom

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[ZION] Anybody else hear about this??

2003-11-19 Thread Valerie Nielsen Williams
Hey Zionisti:
  It appears that the FCC has approved the use of the F word as an
adjective. . .below is a link to the Miami Herald.
  What do you think about this?  Was it only a matter of time?

val

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/entertainment/6954210.htm
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[ZION] Mozart Forever

2003-11-19 Thread John W. Redelfs
I have found an incredible Internet destination for streaming audio.  It is 
a broadcaster in Europe that streams Mozart 24 hours a day.  However, to 
access the broadcast, go to http://www.live365.com and click on 
Classical.  Then look down the list for Mozart forever, always.  I am 
so happy about finding this.  There seems to be a lot of other good stuff 
at this Internet address too.

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