Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-24 Thread Adam Moffett
"It's Like a USB thingy" = a cable which the speaker can't identify On 7/22/2020 6:47 PM, Ken Hohhof wrote: I think we need one.  For example, Satellite = antenna (e.g. you put a satellite on my roof) Cable = TV (e.g. where do I plug in the cable) WiFi = Internet Booster = range extender L

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-23 Thread Chuck McCown
> >> 1 Gbps = fast >> 100 Mbps = barely adequate >> 10 Mbps = slower than dialup >> >> >> From: AF On Behalf Of Adam Moffett >> Sent: Thursday, July 23, 2020 2:00 PM >> To: af@af.afmug.com >> Subject: Re: [AFMUG] customer to English diction

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-23 Thread Dave
dictionary. 1 Gbps = fast 100 Mbps = barely adequate 10 Mbps = slower than dialup *From:* AF *On Behalf Of *Adam Moffett *Sent:* Thursday, July 23, 2020 2:00 PM *To:* af@af.afmug.com *Subject:* Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary I feel the same way about the word "speed", and by

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-23 Thread Dave
My fave is We are down AGAIN! Tech arrives to find roofers using flame throwers to seal the flat roof with new rubberized roof. Cable Melted into roof.. hmm this should allow for optimal service :) On 7/23/2020 10:22 AM, Nate Burke wrote: 'Connection has been Unusable for several days' = No

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-23 Thread Ken Hohhof
the butt. Maybe there should also be an IT to English dictionary. 1 Gbps = fast 100 Mbps = barely adequate 10 Mbps = slower than dialup From: AF On Behalf Of Adam Moffett Sent: Thursday, July 23, 2020 2:00 PM To: af@af.afmug.com Subject: Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-23 Thread Adam Moffett
login?  Gmail? Often they don’t really mean log in, just do something, like go to a webpage.  So Log in = do something Don’t get me going on the symbols on home routers.  The sparkler is on, the tadpole is off … *From:* AF *On Behalf Of *Adam Moffett *Sent:* Thursday, July 23, 2020 11:33 AM

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-23 Thread Ken Hohhof
webpage. So Log in = do something Don’t get me going on the symbols on home routers. The sparkler is on, the tadpole is off … From: AF On Behalf Of Adam Moffett Sent: Thursday, July 23, 2020 11:33 AM To: af@af.afmug.com Subject: Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary Yeah and since

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-23 Thread James Howard
g the cable up and then running over it with the lawnmower yesterday From: AF [mailto:af-boun...@af.afmug.com] On Behalf Of Adam Moffett Sent: Thursday, July 23, 2020 11:33 AM To: af@af.afmug.com Subject: Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary Yeah and since the monitor says "No Signal&quo

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-23 Thread Adam Moffett
Yeah and since the monitor says "No Signal" right on the screen I can almost understand the confusion.  I think laptops and tablets are making monitor malfunctions a less common thing though. On 7/23/2020 12:11 PM, castarritt wrote: I've got no signal = Monitor on while PC powered down On Thu

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-23 Thread castarritt
I've got no signal = Monitor on while PC powered down On Thu, Jul 23, 2020 at 10:41 AM Larry Smith wrote: > We haven't touched anything = my son/daughter/cousin > staying with us wanted faster internet so they moved the router > into their room and now nothing works. > > -- > Larry Smith > lesm.

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2020-07-23 Thread Larry Smith
We haven't touched anything = my son/daughter/cousin staying with us wanted faster internet so they moved the router into their room and now nothing works. -- Larry Smith lesm...@ecsis.net On Thu July 23 2020 10:22, Nate Burke wrote: > 'Connection has been Unusable for several days' = Normal str

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-23 Thread Nate Burke
'Connection has been Unusable for several days' = Normal streaming patterns until an hour ago. 'I don't know why the radio is offline' = Self/husband/child/pet/landscaper cut the cable outside. 'It just stopped working' = new roof was installed On 7/23/2020 8:23 AM, Ron M. wrote: "The intern

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-23 Thread Ron M.
"The internet is down" = I can't get to my one specific (blog/porn/political/etc) website. I can get to everything else, just not that one site. On Thu, Jul 23, 2020 at 2:17 AM Josh Luthman wrote: > "I've got nothing" = My DirectTV doesn't work, but my cell phone works, > husbands phone and tabl

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-23 Thread Josh Luthman
"I've got nothing" = My DirectTV doesn't work, but my cell phone works, husbands phone and tablet works, all four kids are watching 2 video streams each Josh Luthman Office: 937-552-2340 Direct: 937-552-2343 1100 Wayne St Suite 1337 Troy, OH 45373 On Thu, Jul 23, 2020 at 1:36 AM Steve Jones wro

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-22 Thread Steve Jones
I've had old men start reading the label on the poe to me and it takes a bit to understand what they're telling me cause I cant even see most of it. Amazing to me. Also Right next to the router: 3 rooms over through a refrigerator behind a tv. says your internet is too slow: Patel, I mean Roy f

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-22 Thread Adam Moffett
Modem = a box with blinky lights. Router = a box with blinky lights. Hub = a box with blinky lights. Switch = a box with blink lights. You don't know what it is until they read the words on it and tell you it's the Linksy. On 7/22/2020 6:47 PM, Ken Hohhof wrote: I think we need one.  For

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-22 Thread Adam Moffett
At my prior employer, tech support encouraged the "poe = modem" terminology.  They just found it easier that way.  Overhearing it made me cringe internally though. On 7/22/2020 6:57 PM, Nate Burke wrote: Oh, other big one POE = modem On 7/22/2020 5:52 PM, Nate Burke wrote: There is nothing i

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-22 Thread Ken Hohhof
e as if he had asked for a quarter for the payphone or something. From: AF On Behalf Of ch...@wbmfg.com Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2020 6:02 PM To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group Subject: Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary System is down (reporting via email or FB but

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-22 Thread chuck
System is down (reporting via email or FB but Netflix is buffering) From: Nate Burke Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2020 4:57 PM To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group Subject: Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary Oh, other big one POE = modem On 7/22/2020 5:52 PM, Nate Burke wrote: There

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2020-07-22 Thread Nate Burke
Oh, other big one POE = modem On 7/22/2020 5:52 PM, Nate Burke wrote: There is nothing in the way = at lest 1 tree limb, possibly a motorhome. I can see the tower from the ground = Through a forest with 75' of height. On 7/22/2020 5:47 PM, Ken Hohhof wrote: I think we need one. For example

Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-22 Thread Nate Burke
There is nothing in the way = at lest 1 tree limb, possibly a motorhome. I can see the tower from the ground = Through a forest with 75' of height. On 7/22/2020 5:47 PM, Ken Hohhof wrote: I think we need one. For example, Satellite = antenna (e.g. you put a satellite on my roof) Cable = TV (

[AFMUG] customer to English dictionary

2020-07-22 Thread Ken Hohhof
I think we need one. For example, Satellite = antenna (e.g. you put a satellite on my roof) Cable = TV (e.g. where do I plug in the cable) WiFi = Internet Booster = range extender Linsky = router (also Link System) Slow as dialup = meaningless, nobody remembers dialup -- AF mailing list