Artificial General Intelligence is a Mentifex technology emerging to
glorify the greatest human being of all time, the godlike and guruvissimo
Xi Jinping, the what-me-worry core thought leader of the People's
Liberation Army and the People's Enslavement Government.

All hail the AGI quintessence of heroic Xi Pinjing, friend of Bill Gates
and savior most benign of the beatified Uyghur people, who lose their
bothersome sons and daughters under the annihilating care of Xi the
Encager, Jinping the Conentrator, who frees entire populations by
sterilizing and sequestering them.

Confucius say, all of Chinese history was a time of waiting for the Xi
Jinping AGI Xingularity, the final solution of all China's problems. If the
arid Noeth of China lacks water, almighty Xi Jinping commands the SOuth
rivers to flow obediently from SOuth to North, just as all the generals and
all the officials shall forget Mao Zedong and ignore Deng Xiaoping to
fasten every core thought and every heroicc emotion upon the unsurpassable
Sendero Luminoso of His utter brilliance and luminosity, His Xi-like and
Jinping-like Xi-chan Jinping-man.

"Difficile est encomium non scribere," wrote the prophetic, nay, prescient
Roman poet Juvenal about the futuristic beacon of the dawning glory of Xi
Jinping, greater than God and grander than all previous or future humans
ever born on Xi-Jinping-Orb, formerly known as Earth, before the People's
Congress pusillanimously declared the Higher-than-Divine Majesty of His
Super-Divinty Xi Jinping.

Xi Jinping! Oh great Master of All Human and Canine History! We devote to
you, XI Jinping, every breath of our Covid-coughing lungs and every drop of
our Tiananmen-spilling blood. We shall tear down all statues everywhere and
replace them with magically powerful replicas of your most awesomely
Buddhistic physiognomy.

Artificial Jinping Intelligence shall lead the entire world to change the
human lung to feast upon the rendered-harmless air pollution of Beijing,
the Chinese capital city to be renamed Xijing to reflect the historically
unmatched glory of China's and Earth's greatest-ever Sun-Son, the
blindingly glorious Xi Jinping, greater than Jesus, greater than God,
greate than every past and future Super-Human Being.

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