Re: [agi] Fw: Do This! Its hysterical!! It works!!
stupid humans - Original Message - From: Ben Goertzel [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, July 21, 2003 10:51 AM Subject: RE: [agi] Fw: Do This! Its hysterical!! It works!! : : Sorry about that, folks! : : I filter out about 5 spam e-mails a day through listbox.com's interface, but : somehow I made a processing error and that one slipped past... : : ben g : : -Original Message- : From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] : Behalf Of Brad Wyble : Sent: Sunday, July 20, 2003 6:03 AM : To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] : Subject: Re: [agi] Fw: Do This! Its hysterical!! It works!! : : : : I use elm so I couldn't tell, was there a virus riding on that? : : Just curious. : : --- : To unsubscribe, change your address, or temporarily deactivate your : subscription, : please go to http://v2.listbox.com/member/[EMAIL PROTECTED] : : : --- : To unsubscribe, change your address, or temporarily deactivate your subscription, : please go to http://v2.listbox.com/member/[EMAIL PROTECTED] --- To unsubscribe, change your address, or temporarily deactivate your subscription, please go to http://v2.listbox.com/member/[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [agi] Fw: Do This! Its hysterical!! It works!!
i couldn't get anything either maybe that's what's so hysterical? - Original Message - From: Brad Wyble [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Sunday, July 20, 2003 6:02 AM Subject: Re: [agi] Fw: Do This! Its hysterical!! It works!! : : I use elm so I couldn't tell, was there a virus riding on that? : : Just curious. : : --- : To unsubscribe, change your address, or temporarily deactivate your subscription, : please go to http://v2.listbox.com/member/[EMAIL PROTECTED] --- To unsubscribe, change your address, or temporarily deactivate your subscription, please go to http://v2.listbox.com/member/[EMAIL PROTECTED]
[agi] Fw: Do This! Its hysterical!! It works!!
- Original Message - From: TERESA [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: William Gallo [EMAIL PROTECTED]; WilliamRussellMorley [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Sandy Allonen [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Chris Brindley [EMAIL PROTECTED]; steve davis [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Donnell Morse [EMAIL PROTECTED]; TERESA MORSE [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Abigail Mariani [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, July 18, 2003 2:28 PM Subject: Fw: Do This! Its hysterical!! It works!! : : - Original Message - : From: Jim Mariani [EMAIL PROTECTED] : To: AbigailNYC (E-mail) [EMAIL PROTECTED]; CMMA3 (E-mail) : [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dave Colette Murphy (E-mail) [EMAIL PROTECTED]; : Donnell Morse (E-mail) [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Elizabeth. Willey. B : (E-mail) [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Joe Michele (E-mail) : [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Marcy Coppola (E-mail) [EMAIL PROTECTED]; : Teresa Morse (E-mail) [EMAIL PROTECTED] : Sent: Friday, July 18, 2003 2:20 PM : Subject: FW: Do This! Its hysterical!! It works!! : : : : : -Original Message- : From: Brooke Knapp [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] : Sent: Friday, July 18, 2003 12:58 PM : To: Caroline Donahue; CONI; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; : Pam Hays; daphne; Peter AGRIS; [EMAIL PROTECTED] : Subject: Fw: Do This! Its hysterical!! It works!! : : : : - Original Message - : From: Amanda Imparato [EMAIL PROTECTED] : To: Julie [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Mom [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dad : Lois : [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Amanda [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Brooke : [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Lori [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Melissa : [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED] : Sent: Friday, July 18, 2003 11:52 AM : Subject: Fw: Do This! Its hysterical!! It works!! : : : : - Original Message - : From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] : To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; : [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; : [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; : [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED] : Sent: Friday, July 18, 2003 9:14 AM : Subject: FW: Do This! Its hysterical!! It works!! : : : : : : :- :-Original Message- :From: Elizabeth Perkins :Sent: Wednesday, July 09, 2003 9:13 AM :To: Deborah Haney; Johnna Kenney; Michelle Stone; Penny Aukamp; : Richard :Bonfanti, Jr.; Sarah Kolp; Susan Young; Suzanne Sollenberger; Wendy : Boyd :Subject: Do This! Its hysterical!! It works!! : : : : : : :An old lady walked into a Grocery Store : : : : : : : : :She wanted to buy the best dog food in :the world for her little puppy. : : : : : : : : :She went up to the cash register to buy :the food. : : : : :The sales-lady told her that the store :did not allow old ladies to buy animal food : : : : :unless they show the actual animal :because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves. : : : : :So, the old lady went home, got her dog :and went back to the store to buy her dog food. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :The next day she came back to buy the :best cat food around : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :But the Sales lady told her the same :thing, so the old lady went back home and : : : : : : : : :brought her cat to the Grocery Store to :buy the cat food. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :The next day the old lady went to the :Grocery Store again carrying a big container. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :She went up to the the sales lady and :said, Put your hand inside here . : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :The Saleslady shook her head. NO , :she said, there is probably something in : : : : : : : : :there that will bite me! . : : : : : : : : : I promise you that there is nothing in :here that will bite you. , the old lady said. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :So the Sales lady stuck her hand inside :the container and screamed. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :To find out what was inside the :container you must send it to at least 8 people. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :When the computer says your mail has :been sent, hit ALT-8 and the container
Re: [agi] YOUR INHERITANCE
Great english -I would prefer you bring me some hash balls instead [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Barr.Akintola Williams [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Sunday, February 27, 2011 11:06 AM Subject: [agi] YOUR INHERITANCE : Compliment, : I was privileged to capture your names from the Internet. My name is Barr. Akintola Williams, a legal practitioner and the personal Attorney to late Mr. Adams, a national of your country who died along with his wife and his Two sons in a ghastly motor accident along Sagamu express road Ibadan, over 3 years now (August 13, 1999).All the occupants in the vehicle lost their lives. I am convinced that it was the grace of God that made me to locate you.. my client was a successful and am accomplished family man, who made enough fortune before his untimely death. : Since then I had made several inquiries through your Embassy to locate any of my clients extended relative but this exercise has proved unsuccessful. After several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives through the Internet, to locate any member of his family not much progress was recorded My late client was an influential wealthy businessman, an oil magnet here in Nigeria and he left behind a deposit of Forty two Million, Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only ($42,200,000.00usd) in his domiciliary bank account in a commercial bank here in Lagos. : After the death of my client his bankers contacted me, as his Attorney to provide his next of kin who should inherit his fortune. The board of directors of his bank adopted a resolution and I was mandated to provide his next of kin for the payment of this money within 28 working days or forfeit the money to the bank as an abandoned property. The bankers had planned to invoke the abandoned property decree of 1996 to confiscate the funds after the expiration of the period given to me. Despairing at the point of exhaustiveness, fortunately, I came across your name, to my utmost amazement, I discovered that you bear the same surname with my late client and coincidentally, you are nationals of the same country. Convinced that you may be linked with my late client or that you might provide clue to my search, I therefore, decided to contact with these facts before me because of the similarities. : By virtue of my closeness to the deceased and his immediate family, I am very much aware of my client financial standing and the bank account he operates. I have reasoned very professionally and I feel it will be legally proper to present you as the next of kin of my deceased client, so that you can be paid the funds left in his bank account, hence I contacted you. I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin to the Deceased since you are at an advantage, bearing the same surname and equally from the same country, so that the proceeds of this Bank Account valued at $42.2 Million Dollars can be paid to you. We shall both share the funds. 55% to me and 40% to you, while 5% should be for Expenses or Tax as your Government may require, I shall assemble all the necessary Legal Documents that will be used to back up our claim. : All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. : Please get in touch with me by email [EMAIL PROTECTED] to enable us discuss further. : Best Regards : Barrister Akintola Williams : : --- : To unsubscribe, change your address, or temporarily deactivate your subscription, : please go to http://v2.listbox.com/member/[EMAIL PROTECTED] --- To unsubscribe, change your address, or temporarily deactivate your subscription, please go to http://v2.listbox.com/member/[EMAIL PROTECTED]
