On Thu, May 21, 2009 at 1:15 PM, Alex Smith <ais...@bham.ac.uk> wrote: > On Wed, 2009-05-20 at 21:52 -0400, Geoffrey Spear wrote: >> On Wed, May 20, 2009 at 9:50 PM, Geoffrey Spear <geoffsp...@gmail.com> wrote: >> > I award myself the patent title Champion for my win by Championship. >> > I award myself the patent title Champion for my win by High Score. >> > I award myself the patent title Minister Without Portfolio. >> > I award myself an Ultraviolet ribbon. >> >> In case the quoting wasn't sufficient, I do the above by deputising >> for the Herald to do so. > > The Herald isn't obligated to give you an ultraviolet ribbon. You'll > have to do that bit yourself.
If I don't already have an Ultraviolet ribbon, I award myself one. Now to write that thesis...
