Re: BUS: (@Referee again) I did a crime!
On Fri, May 07, 2021 at 01:46:25PM -0700, Gaelan Steele via agora-business wrote: > > On May 7, 2021, at 11:33 AM, Falsifian via agora-business > > wrote: > > > > I Point my Finger at myself for committing the class 2 Crime of > > Tardiness by not publishing a weekly report as Editor of the Agoran > > Press for the week of April 19-25, 2021. > > Indeed. Credits are an asset, defined by the Agoran press, for which Falsifian > is the recordkeepor (nobody else has been assigned for a while). Per 2166/30, > eir report "report includes a list of all instances of [credits] and their > owners". Per 2143/33, e is REQUIRED to publish that information at least once > each week, and as e noted, e did not do so during the week of April 19-25, > 2021. > Per the same rule, that is the Class 2 Crime of Tardiness. > > Tardiness, as defined in 2143/33, is a class-2 crime. This infraction was > minor and inconsequential, so I reduce the fine to 1 blot. > > If I have not done so already: > I find Falsifian guilty of Tardiness, a violation of 2143/33. I impose the > Cold Hand of Justice, levying a fine of 1 blot. This fine is forgivable; > the specified words are [credit, credible, cream, crescendo, press, president, > presumption, prestidigitation]. > > Gaelan I grant myself a Justice Card for initiating the most Finger Pointings resulting in a Warning, Indictment or Cold Hand of Justice last week. -- Falsifian
Re: BUS: (@Referee again) I did a crime!
On Fri, May 07, 2021 at 01:46:25PM -0700, Gaelan Steele via agora-business wrote: > > > > On May 7, 2021, at 11:33 AM, Falsifian via agora-business > > wrote: > > > > I Point my Finger at myself for committing the class 2 Crime of > > Tardiness by not publishing a weekly report as Editor of the Agoran > > Press for the week of April 19-25, 2021. > > Indeed. Credits are an asset, defined by the Agoran press, for which Falsifian > is the recordkeepor (nobody else has been assigned for a while). Per 2166/30, > eir report "report includes a list of all instances of [credits] and their > owners". Per 2143/33, e is REQUIRED to publish that information at least once > each week, and as e noted, e did not do so during the week of April 19-25, > 2021. > Per the same rule, that is the Class 2 Crime of Tardiness. > > Tardiness, as defined in 2143/33, is a class-2 crime. This infraction was > minor and inconsequential, so I reduce the fine to 1 blot. > > If I have not done so already: > I find Falsifian guilty of Tardiness, a violation of 2143/33. I impose the > Cold Hand of Justice, levying a fine of 1 blot. This fine is forgivable; > the specified words are [credit, credible, cream, crescendo, press, president, > presumption, prestidigitation]. > > Gaelan I expunge 1 blot from myself by publishing the following. Fellow Agorans, In August of last year, you made the Agoran Press a Charity. As a Reportor, it has been my honour to document a few small slices of Agora's never-ending crescendo, the nomic that started and will not stop. Now, as Editor, I must beg your forgiveness. In April, I missed a weekly report. It is vitally important that Agora's instutitions remain credible. We must endeavour to maintain a reputation so spotless that the natural presumption, week by week, is that the mere thought of sneaking in a credit or two through a false report --- taking a little cream through economic prestidigitation --- could never have entered the Editor's mind. The Editor, like a president, is the public face of the Press, and my failure in that role shames me. My heart aches with regret and the hope that I will be better in the future. -- Falsifian
Re: BUS: (@Referee again) I did a crime!
> On May 7, 2021, at 11:33 AM, Falsifian via agora-business > wrote: > > I Point my Finger at myself for committing the class 2 Crime of > Tardiness by not publishing a weekly report as Editor of the Agoran > Press for the week of April 19-25, 2021. Indeed. Credits are an asset, defined by the Agoran press, for which Falsifian is the recordkeepor (nobody else has been assigned for a while). Per 2166/30, eir report "report includes a list of all instances of [credits] and their owners". Per 2143/33, e is REQUIRED to publish that information at least once each week, and as e noted, e did not do so during the week of April 19-25, 2021. Per the same rule, that is the Class 2 Crime of Tardiness. Tardiness, as defined in 2143/33, is a class-2 crime. This infraction was minor and inconsequential, so I reduce the fine to 1 blot. If I have not done so already: I find Falsifian guilty of Tardiness, a violation of 2143/33. I impose the Cold Hand of Justice, levying a fine of 1 blot. This fine is forgivable; the specified words are [credit, credible, cream, crescendo, press, president, presumption, prestidigitation]. Gaelan
