Re: What Do You Think?

2003-08-14 Thread Jacob W Braestrup
A wise man once said: if something sounds too good to be true - it 
probably is

- I am sure they are just after the $150 fee - they won't even bother 
going after the free postage

 I get these ads through email all the time. Usually I just ignore 
tham but as 
 I'm getting poorer by the second I thought I'd take a look.  Do you 
think 
 this is just a gimmick to get the fees and maybe some free postage, 
or could it 
 be legit?
 
 David
 
 No Newspaper Ads…   No Magazine Ads…No Bulletin Board 
Ads ...   No Handing
 Out ...
 
 Congratulations Friend,
 We have selected you to be one of our new catalog circular mailers. 
You can 
 earn from $550.00 to $3,000.00 and your paycheck is mailed to you 
promptly 
 every Wednesday. If you accept our offer today and follow our 
instructions your 
 first paycheck will be in your hands in approximately ten days time, 
following 
 our instructions!
 Our printing and publishing company is in the process of hiring home 
workers. 
 We desperately need home workers each week to stuff and mail out our 
special 
 advertising circulars. We have so much on hand that we are paying 
home workers 
 $10.00 for EACH letter stuffed and returned to us as per our 
instructions.
 There is no limit to the number of letters that you can stuff and 
mail for 
 our company.
 If we receive 55 letters stuffed and mailed out by you will be paid 
$550.00
 
 75 letters……$750.00
 95 letters……$950.00
 300 letters…..$3,000.00
 And so on...
 
 The More Letters you Stuff and Mail the MORE MONEY You Can Make!
 
 QUALIFICATIONS
 * You must be able to read and write simple English.
 * Have the ability to fold loose page circulars.
 * Stuff and seal circulars in an envelope.
 * Apply postage and mail them with the address labels we provide to 
you.
 If you pay attention to circulars that you receive from other 
companies you 
 will notice how all of them are very vague about what your package 
will contain 
 in addition they don’t tell you if they are the ones that are going 
to send 
 you the envelopes and circulars to stuff. They say all envelopes will 
come to 
 you already stamped and addressed. That simply means that YOU will 
have to 
 advertise to get people to send you self-addressed stamped envelopes.
 
 WE ARE DIFFERENT
 We send you the envelopes, address labels and letters to be 
stuffed….
 We pay you for the work you do as per our instructions.
 Your only job is to place our special advertising circulars into 
envelopes 
 and then mail them out. For this you will receive payment of $10.00 
per envelope 
 from US!
 Your initial postage cost is reimbursable. That means it’s free! So 
keep this 
 in mind when you select an income group. No advertising in 
newspapers, 
 magazines or bulletin boards. We do not deduct taxes from your 
paycheck, so you’ll 
 get the full amount. We will send a form 1099 at the end of the year 
when 
 you’re ready to file your taxes.
 You will not be stuffing or mailing anything that is pornographic or 
illegal. 
 All literature that we’ll send you meets the requirements of the 
regulatory 
 agencies, so you have nothing to worry about.
 For your convenience, we have established 5 different groups. You can 
choose 
 the group that you want to work under. Each group carries different 
earnings 
 potential and a different number of starting supplies.
 The Earning Potential of
 
 Group #1 is $550.00 Weekly
 Group #2 is $750.00 Weekly
 Group #3 is $950.00 Weekly
 Group #4 is $3000.00 Weekly! … This is the Most Popular Group.
 Group #5 is for established mailers who start in Group #4 and get 
promoted 
 after receiving their first $3000.00 in pay.
 Once you’re in Group #5 you have the potential to earn $5000.00 but 
you must 
 start in Group #4 if you want to be promoted to Group #5. We will 
leave it up 
 to you to choose your own starting group.
 For example, if you start in Group #3, we will send you a large 
priority 
 package containing 95 envelopes, letters and customer mailing labels 
along with 
 our easy to follow instructions. If you choose Group #4, we send you 
300 
 envelopes, letters and customer mailing labels.
 When you are promoted to Group #5, we will send you a large package 
 containing 500 of each item to be stuffed and mailed for payment.
 
 WHY DO WE PAY SUCH A HIGH RATE AS $10.00 PER LETTER
 STUFFED AND RECEIVED ?
 First, the number of people who respond to our special letters, once 
they are 
 mailed out, is very high. Second, they like what we offer and are 
willing to 
 pay for the opportunities that we offer. These two facts allow us to 
easily 
 afford to pay $10.00 per letter stuffed and mailed. Also, we want you 
to be 
 happy with your new income level so you’ll continue to work for us 
which will 
 allow us to continue making money.
 We need home workers for a year round opportunity. Once you sign up 
with us, 
 you can stuff and mail for us as long as you want. Take a vacation or 
just 
 stop and start again 

Re: What Do You Think?

2003-08-14 Thread AdmrlLocke

In a message dated 8/6/03 8:02:24 AM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Was it not the maker of fortune cookies at cheap chinese take-out's?



heh.



-davidu

LOL. Okay, fair enough. Now what was HER name?  ;)

David



Re: What Do You Think?

2003-08-06 Thread David A. Ulevitch

quote who=[EMAIL PROTECTED]

 Incidentally, does anyone know the origin of if something sounds too good
 to
 be true - it
 probably is?  While I'm sure that at many points one wise man or another
 has
 said it, I wonder who said it first--and whether it might not have been a
 wise woman.  :)

Was it not the maker of fortune cookies at cheap chinese take-out's?

heh.

-davidu


   David A. Ulevitch -- http://david.ulevitch.com
  http://everydns.net -+- http://communitycolo.net
Campus Box 6957 + Washington University in St. Louis




Re: What Do You Think?

2003-08-06 Thread AdmrlLocke
Yes alas I'm sure you're right, and others have written to me to suggest the 
very same thing.  Indeed, it seemed too good to be true to me as well, which 
is why I solicited learned opinions rather than desperately grasping at it.

Incidentally, does anyone know the origin of if something sounds too good to 
be true - it 
probably is?  While I'm sure that at many points one wise man or another has 
said it, I wonder who said it first--and whether it might not have been a 
wise woman.  :)

Thanks Jacob.

David

In a message dated 8/6/03 4:14:36 AM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

A wise man once said: if something sounds too good to be true - it 

probably is



- I am sure they are just after the $150 fee - they won't even bother 

going after the free postage