Murphy's Funny laws: 😆

1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to
move faster than the one you are in now.

2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
tone.😅

3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.

4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.😐

6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will. 

9) Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach. 

10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the screen
arrive last. 😅

11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
😩

12) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one. 

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