OT: Monday Humor RE: Unsubscribe

2012-04-23 Thread Darrell Reading
To be truthful, there is an inside joke from years ago when autoreply was new.  
I set up a rule to reply to people that sent unsubscribe to the list with the 
instructions on how to do so.  Somebody in an undisclosed military facility 
sent an unsubscribe to the list, then set up a autoreply that he was going to 
be out of the office.  My autoreply autoreplied to his account which returned 
the favor.  I was out that day and got a call from our security team asking if 
I knew this fellow.  I said no.  They informed me that I sent over 6,000 emails 
to that person in 10 minutes and took down their exchange server.  The security 
guy asked me what to do, and I told him to turn my machine off.  He yanked the 
power cord from the wall as I looked at my backyard to see if there were any 
black helicopters. :D

Darrell Reading Systems Engineer
Phone 479.204.5739
dere...@wal-mart.com
Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.
805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68
Bentonville, AR 72716
Save Money. Live Better
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) 
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Shellman, David
Sent: Monday, April 23, 2012 4:08 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Unsubscribe

**
And here I thought it was an inside joke.

On Apr 23, 2012, at 5:06 PM, Darrell Reading 
darrell.reading...@wal-mart.commailto:darrell.reading...@wal-mart.com wrote:
**
That is correct.  Fat finger with autocorrect.

Darrell Reading Systems Engineer
Phone 479.204.5739
dere...@wal-mart.commailto:dere...@wal-mart.com
Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.
805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68
Bentonville, AR 72716
Save Money. Live Better
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) 
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Shellman, David
Sent: Monday, April 23, 2012 4:05 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Unsubscribe

**
Ahh you intended to say more instead of move.

Dave

On Apr 23, 2012, at 5:02 PM, Darrell Reading 
darrell.reading...@wal-mart.commailto:darrell.reading...@wal-mart.com wrote:
**
Be kind?  I was trying to help, and found that clearly that I do not have the 
power to help him out.  If he can’t unsubscribe via the website, sounds like an 
admin needs to pull the trigger manually.  So I was being unkind to my 
powerless self. ☹

Darrell Reading Systems Engineer
Phone 479.204.5739
dere...@wal-mart.commailto:dere...@wal-mart.com
Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.
805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68
Bentonville, AR 72716
Save Money. Live Better
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) 
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Shellman, David
Sent: Monday, April 23, 2012 3:56 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Unsubscribe

**
Now Darrell, be kind.

Dave

On Apr 23, 2012, at 4:52 PM, Darrell Reading 
darrell.reading...@wal-mart.commailto:darrell.reading...@wal-mart.com wrote:
**
I can add no move value on this thread. :P

Darrell Reading Systems Engineer
Phone 479.204.5739
dere...@wal-mart.commailto:dere...@wal-mart.com
Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.
805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68
Bentonville, AR 72716
Save Money. Live Better
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) 
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Ty Smith
Sent: Monday, April 23, 2012 3:51 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Unsubscribe

**
yes

Ty Smith M.Ed | Sr. Technical Recruiter
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
ProTech Systems Group, Inc. | Talent  Technology
3350 Players Club Parkway | Suite 120 | Memphis, TN 38125
P: 901.257-3312 | F: 901.767.9350
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Click here to view current job 
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From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) 
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Darrell Reading
Sent: Monday, April 23, 2012 3:47 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Unsubscribe

**
Did you happen to go to www.arslist.orghttp://www.arslist.org and unsubscribe 
there?

Darrell Reading Systems Engineer
Phone 479.204.5739
dere...@wal-mart.commailto:dere...@wal-mart.com
Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.
805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68
Bentonville, AR 72716
Save Money. Live Better
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) 
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Ty Smith
Sent: Monday, April 23, 2012 2:39 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Unsubscribe

**
I’ve requested to be taken off the mailing list. However, I keep getting mail. 
Please remove my email ID. Tks.

Ty Smith M.Ed | Sr. Technical Recruiter
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
ProTech Systems Group, Inc. | Talent  Technology
3350 Players Club Parkway | Suite 120 | Memphis, TN 38125
P: 901.257-3312 | F: 901.767.9350
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Click here to view current job 
openings.http://www.maxhire.net/cp/?E95E64361D43717B7E57192D

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Re: OT: Monday Humor RE: Unsubscribe

2012-04-23 Thread Joe Martin D'Souza

Were there any? :-) Watch out – they may be still after you!

This is funny!

Joe

From: Darrell Reading 
Sent: Monday, April 23, 2012 5:14 PM
Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 
Subject: OT: Monday Humor RE: Unsubscribe

** 
To be truthful, there is an inside joke from years ago when autoreply was new.  
I set up a rule to reply to people that sent unsubscribe to the list with the 
instructions on how to do so.  Somebody in an undisclosed military facility 
sent an unsubscribe to the list, then set up a autoreply that he was going to 
be out of the office.  My autoreply autoreplied to his account which returned 
the favor.  I was out that day and got a call from our security team asking if 
I knew this fellow.  I said no.  They informed me that I sent over 6,000 emails 
to that person in 10 minutes and took down their exchange server.  The security 
guy asked me what to do, and I told him to turn my machine off.  He yanked the 
power cord from the wall as I looked at my backyard to see if there were any 
black helicopters. :D

 

Darrell Reading Systems Engineer 
Phone 479.204.5739 
dere...@wal-mart.com 

Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. 
805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68 
Bentonville, AR 72716 
Save Money. Live Better 

From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) 
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Shellman, David
Sent: Monday, April 23, 2012 4:08 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Unsubscribe

 

** 

And here I thought it was an inside joke.

On Apr 23, 2012, at 5:06 PM, Darrell Reading 
darrell.reading...@wal-mart.com wrote:

  ** 

  That is correct.  Fat finger with autocorrect.

   

  Darrell Reading Systems Engineer 
  Phone 479.204.5739 
  dere...@wal-mart.com 

  Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. 
  805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68 
  Bentonville, AR 72716 
  Save Money. Live Better 

  From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) 
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Shellman, David
  Sent: Monday, April 23, 2012 4:05 PM
  To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
  Subject: Re: Unsubscribe

   

  ** 

  Ahh you intended to say more instead of move.

   

  Dave

  On Apr 23, 2012, at 5:02 PM, Darrell Reading 
darrell.reading...@wal-mart.com wrote:

** 

Be kind?  I was trying to help, and found that clearly that I do not have 
the power to help him out.  If he can’t unsubscribe via the website, sounds 
like an admin needs to pull the trigger manually.  So I was being unkind to my 
powerless self. L

 

Darrell Reading Systems Engineer 
Phone 479.204.5739 
dere...@wal-mart.com 

Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. 
805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68 
Bentonville, AR 72716 
Save Money. Live Better 

From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) 
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Shellman, David
Sent: Monday, April 23, 2012 3:56 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Unsubscribe

 

** 

Now Darrell, be kind.

 

Dave

On Apr 23, 2012, at 4:52 PM, Darrell Reading 
darrell.reading...@wal-mart.com wrote:

  ** 

  I can add no move value on this thread. :P

   

  Darrell Reading Systems Engineer 
  Phone 479.204.5739 
  dere...@wal-mart.com 

  Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. 
  805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68 
  Bentonville, AR 72716 
  Save Money. Live Better 

  From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) 
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Ty Smith
  Sent: Monday, April 23, 2012 3:51 PM
  To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
  Subject: Re: Unsubscribe

   

  ** 

  yes

   

  Ty Smith M.Ed | Sr. Technical Recruiter 
  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

  ProTech Systems Group, Inc. | Talent  Technology

  3350 Players Club Parkway | Suite 120 | Memphis, TN 38125
  P: 901.257-3312 | F: 901.767.9350
  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

  Click here to view current job openings.

   

  From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) 
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Darrell Reading
  Sent: Monday, April 23, 2012 3:47 PM
  To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
  Subject: Re: Unsubscribe

   

  ** 

  Did you happen to go to www.arslist.org and unsubscribe there?

   

  Darrell Reading Systems Engineer 
  Phone 479.204.5739 
  dere...@wal-mart.com 

  Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. 
  805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68 
  Bentonville, AR 72716 
  Save Money. Live Better 

  From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) 
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Ty Smith
  Sent: Monday, April 23, 2012 2:39 PM
  To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
  Subject: Unsubscribe

   

  ** 

  I’ve requested to be taken off the mailing list. However, I keep getting 
mail. Please remove my email ID. Tks.

   

  Ty Smith M.Ed | Sr. Technical Recruiter