[Assam] Laughter is the best medicine

2003-05-31 Thread Tilok Hatimuria
Dear Sir, My cousin is not married to a Punjabi, but I got these stuff from one of my surdie friends. So do not accuse me of anything!   I am not in the business of accusing anybody of anything. I am just an old fashioned kharkhowa analyst who tries to help troubled animals in return for a

Re: [Assam] india's pak policy

2003-05-31 Thread Chan Mahanta
But I strongly believe that New World Order has a lot to do with it. Do you mean the IMPROVED New World Order? The OLD New World Order brought to us by Bush 21 ,if I am not mistaken, came and went with nary a change to the Middle East. Israeli Palestinian standoff and carnage goes on

Re: Re: [Assam] Laughter is the best medicine

2003-05-31 Thread Alpana B. Sarangapani
Tilok: what is your 'jaat'? you seem to blame only one group repeatedly, all the time, your name sounds like from that group only. Why don't you do one thing first: change your name (that mightgive you some freedom -you won't have to be scared anymore of someone blaming you forall kinds

[Assam] Homeland security Humor....

2003-05-31 Thread Neep Hazarika
From: http://www.urbansurvival.com/week.htm Homeland Security: But Seriously... Attorney General Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school. After the typical civics presentation, he announces, All right, boys and girls, you can all ask me questions now. A young boy named Bobby raises his hand

Re: [Assam] and now, for something completely different.

2003-05-31 Thread Chan Mahanta
Oh! That was easy. BTW, I AM surprised that some cannot distinguish between brandy/cognac and whiskey ( single malt or blended). I would have thought it is a no brainer :-). Even distinguishing between various brands of the same product is relatively easy to do. But to know which brand it is,

Re: [Assam] and now, for something completely different.

2003-05-31 Thread Chan Mahanta
also, is anyone on assamnet a whisky connoisseur? of single malts? I am by no means a connoisseur, but I DO like single malts--the ONLY whiskeys I really like that is. Had a bad trip on cheap whiskey early in life :-). My most favorite is the deeply peat-smoke flavored Laphroaige ( spelling?).

[Assam] The Ghost Who Walks

2003-05-31 Thread Utpal Brahma
For those of us who grew up in late sixties and seventies, remember Phantom the Ghost who walks from the forest of Denkali, the pygmy bandars with poison arrows, the skull cave and the golden beach of Keela-Wi here is an interesting link http://www.ipcomics.net/phantom-classics/index.htm If

[Assam] The cat is getting out of the bag

2003-05-31 Thread Aditya Duorah
This may prove to be shocking to those naive souls in the net who are still hoping WMD to be uncovered in Iraq in justification of Gulf War II. Aditya. http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2003-05-30-wolfowitz-iraq_x.htm Wolfowitz comments revive doubts over Iraq's WMD BRUSSELS (AP) —

Re: Re: [Assam] Laughter is the best medicine

2003-05-31 Thread Tilok Hatimuria
Hello Baiti: Tilok: what is your 'jaat'? Baiti you are asking easy ones today. Don't you remember I killed my 'jaat' a long time ago? Mwr jaat niseike morile. Aji praai tini-jugor agotei. Yemerikale ohaar aagotei jaat mari thoisu. you seem to blame only one group repeatedly, all the time,

[Assam] HINDUTVA

2003-05-31 Thread Dscolopendra
Mr. C. Mahanta was right in posting the news item from HINDUSTAN TIMES. Any Political party, whose ideology is based on HINDUTVA in India should be banned. If SIMI could be banned, why not HINDUTWALLAS ? Syed Sahabuddin is correct in saying that they will accept court's verdict in Temple/Mosque

Re: [Assam] The cat is getting out of the bag

2003-05-31 Thread Rajen Barua
Looks like Bush mekuri is finally of the Jwlwnga. From: Aditya Duorah [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [Assam] The cat is getting out of the bag Date: Fri, 30 May 2003 11:49:49 -0700 (PDT) This may prove to be shocking to those naive souls in the net who are still hoping WMD to

Re: [Assam] HINDUTVA

2003-05-31 Thread KJDeka
In a message dated 5/30/03 6:20:38 PM Central Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Mr. C. Mahanta was right in posting the news item from HINDUSTAN TIMES. Any Political party, whose ideology is based on HINDUTVA in India should be banned. If SIMI could be banned, why not HINDUTWALLAS ? Syed

Re: Re: [Assam] Laughter is the best medicine

2003-05-31 Thread Alpana Sarangapani
Tilok Bupa: Jaatot-or kotha xudha kaarone beya paalaa neki baru? Pise` xudhiluhe`, jaatot dhori gaali paaraa naai nohoy! kiyonu moi jaanu 'uporoloi thu maarille` nijor gaate` aahi thui-khini khekar hoi poribohi'. Baiti you are asking easy ones today. Don't you remember I killed my 'jaat' a