Musharraf wanted to raise money for his country, and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for was very high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper read: MUSHARRAF'S ASS SHOWS Mian Sahib was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: MUSHARRAF'S ASS OUT IN FRONT His wife was so upset with this kind of publicity that she ordered Mian MUSHARRAF not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: WIFE SCRATCHES MUSHARRAF'S ASS This was too much for WIFE. So she ordered MUSHARRAF to get rid of the donkey. Mian Sahib decided to give it to BENAZIR. The paper headline the next day read: BENAZIR TAKES MUSHARRAF'S ASS Followed by another on the next day: NOW BENAZIR HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN All the opposition leaders got very upset at this kind of publicity.They informed Benazir that she would have to get rid of the donkey,so she sold it to a farmer for Rs.500. Next day the headline read: BENAZIR SELLS HER ASS FOR Rs. 500 This was too much for the veteran opposition leader, Nawabzada Nasrullah Khan, so he ordered Benazir to buy back the donkey lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day,the headline in the paper read: BENAZIR ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE The Nawabzada was buried the next day and Pakistan got rid of the biggest Ass it had produced in the bargain. Be patriotic...pass it on... _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com
