Re: anyone have some good jokes?

Re: anyone have some good jokes? Okay here's another especially nasty, demonic joke told to me by a good friend of mine. A man dies and arrives in hell. "well we're not quite as bad here as people think" the receptionist demon tells him."we'll even let you choose where you s

Re: anyone have some good jokes?

Re: anyone have some good jokes? Okay here's another especially nasty, demonic joke told to me by a good friend of mine. A man dies and arrives in hell. "well we're not quite as bad here as people think" the receptionist demon tells him."we'll even let you choose where you s

Re: anyone have some good jokes?

Re: anyone have some good jokes? why do blind  people like medicine so much? Because it has, sight effects. Why cant blind eat fish? Because it is see iood.Caution, these next may be offencive for some, read at your descression.What are the dots on a woman's nipples? Its braille for, suck

Re: anyone have some good jokes?

Re: anyone have some good jokes? why do blind  people like medicine so much? Because it has, sight effects.Caution, these next may be offencive for some, read at your descression.What are the dots on a woman's nipples? Its braille for, suck me. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post

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Re: anyone have some good jokes? lol Sorry Dark, can't take credit for the boomerang; twas @dardar who threw it out there...I'll be back with more in awhile though... I love a good joke. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/480172/#p480172 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list

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Re: anyone have some good jokes? Lol Nocturnus, I love the one about the boomerang. Okay here are two jokes with a similar theme.1: In the maternity ward waiting room, three expectant fathers are all waiting for their wives to give birth. The door opens, The nurse comes in and says

Re: anyone have some good jokes?

Re: anyone have some good jokes? Lol Nocturnus, I love the one about the boomerang. Okay here are two jokes with a similar theme.1: In the maternity ward waiting room, three expectant fathers are all waiting for their wives to give birth. The door opens, The nurse comes in and says

Re: anyone have some good jokes?

Re: anyone have some good jokes? Okay, I make no claim to some of these, as they are well, not mine but here goes:1. How do you get a blonde on the roof? Tell her drinks are on the house.2. Sick of all the blonde jokes, a blonde woman says to her husband, "I'm going in the bathroom to

Re: anyone have some good jokes?

Re: anyone have some good jokes? Humor for the light hearted:1.  What would you call the child of a snowman and a vampire?   Frostbite!2.  Why did the bee decide she must get married?  She finally found her honey!3.  Little girl to her daddy: "Daddy, why is the sky so high?Daddy reply

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Re: anyone have some good jokes? So these are quite dark. If you are easily offended stop reading nowWith that out of the way:I walked up to a pretty young homeless woman and asked if i could take her home. She smiled and nodded and looked very happy.Her look soon changed however, when i

Re: anyone have some good jokes?

Re: anyone have some good jokes? Once there was an American senator who died and went to heaven. Saint peter looked rather confused when he got to the pearly gates. "we've got a bit of a problem here. You see we're really not sure where to send you." "well I'd rather

Re: anyone have some good jokes?

Re: anyone have some good jokes? i generally suck at remembering jokes, but here are a couple.What do blondes and screen doors have in common? The harder you bang 'em, the looser they get.What's the difference between an untrained sniper and a constipated owl? One shoots but never hits

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Re: anyone have some good jokes? OK, here's some of mine...A man is taking a walk through a graveyard. As he approaches Beethoven's grave, he hears music coming from within the grave.A priest walks bye, and the man asks him why is there music coming from Beethoven's grave.The priest

Re: anyone have some good jokes?

Re: anyone have some good jokes? Some of these I like (the one about the superglue was amusing). Okay here are a couple.1: A nun was sitting in the bath one day when she heard a knock at her front door. Realising she forgot to lock the door, she called out "who is it?" "It'

Re: anyone have some good jokes?

Re: anyone have some good jokes? good ones lol. Ok, here goes...A blind man walks into a bar with his guide dog. Grabbing the dog by its leash, he starts swinging the dog around in the air. The bartender shouts sir stop!!! What  are you doing!!! The man responds, nothing; just having

Re: anyone have some good jokes?

Re: anyone have some good jokes? good ones lol. Ok, here goes...A blind man walks into a bar with his guide dog. Grabbing the gog by its leash, he starts swinging the dog around in the air. The bartender shouts sir stop!!! What  are you doing!!! The man responds, nothing; just having

Re: anyone have some good jokes?

Re: anyone have some good jokes? Appropriate jokes (No vulgar/sexual)Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach. At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm

Re: anyone have some good jokes?

Re: anyone have some good jokes? Don't you know assassins have too asses?He asked his doctor for something to cure memory loss, but he lost his memory lost cure at the hospital.What exactly does fart consist of? Is it fun+art or fuck+art? I guess it's the ladder.I'm going to see the-rapist

anyone have some good jokes?

anyone have some good jokes? hei all,Hope this is the right room to post this in. Anyone have some good jokes? Just thought i'de make this lightharted topic for laughs. Before i post mine though... I don't mind hearing, or making, jokes about my blindness. If anyone is easily offended