Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-19 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Jaidon Of the Caribbean via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

You know what? I'm getting a Beumax lawnmower. it takes 1.984 sextillion hours to start, has internet access via dial up internet, and uses slip to make cell calls. It also costs 4.9982 quintillion Kowaitan dollars. I maybe spelt it wrong, but that's a steal, of a deal. That  country has the lowest value in the world, so yeah.

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-19 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : kianoosh via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

Hay. Got a lenovo here that has a 12 gb RAM, and when is cleaned up it takes like 20 seconds to boot. It kicks all your machines to the hell. Lol 

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-18 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Patrick via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

My MSI Lon mower is far better than your HP crap.

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-18 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : mechaSkyGuardian via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

Wo. That sounds more like the hp shaving machine

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-18 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : connor142 via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

Hey, guys. I just realised that I have a recording of the hp lawn mower on my any audio page!http://anyaudio.net/listen?audio=YCtUO841qa

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-17 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : NevEd via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

i'll take all your past, present and future girlfriends

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-17 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Jaidon Of the Caribbean via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

Such a deal! How bout I give you something for your troubles? How's 1 Trinbagonian cent?

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-17 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : mechaSkyGuardian via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

OK. That will be four quintillion dollars

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-17 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Jaidon Of the Caribbean via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

..TOPE! To damn slow! I'll have a model that does 0 RPM to 500 in 7.20 hours!

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-17 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : mechaSkyGuardian via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

Is 10 trillion hours enough for you. It’s definitely quicker than 10,000 minutes

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-17 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Jaidon Of the Caribbean via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

The HP lawnmower currently takes about 1 minutes to start up. Now that's to slow for my pace. Do you have a quicker model? I'll be happy if it takes 7.20 hours to start up, because hours are definately less than minutes. I'll be happy to pay about 1 TT Cent, which is about .44 US Cents, also today is drawkcab day.  I fucking love the HP lawnmower!

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-17 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Nocturnus via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

Nah, taking the satire hat off for a bit, I've never had issues with HP laptops.  Desktops are another story.  I had one that just flat out would not start without a monitor atatched to it.  I had another that right out of the box had HD issues and would beep at me and flash disk error warnings.  In short?  I've never owned an HP desktop I felt I could trust and run successfully.Turn the story around and I've had Acer desktops that did absolutely well, and laptops and netbooks that just flat out sucked.Dell's been a mixup of things.  I had one dell desktop that ran for nearly 5 years without a hiccup, but when it finally crashed, it crashed hard and never came back.  I had a dell Laptop that I somehow managed to get a virus onto, and to this day I still don't know what it was or how I got it, but I do know it fried my CDrive into inoperability.  I know I was downloading more stuff in general at the time, so that may have had a lot to do with it, but we'll never know because the thing just wouldn't budge to give me any further info.

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-17 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Jayde via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

Fun fact: I have an HP laptop, and it's super-quiet. Like, it's quiet enough that if the fan's not going, I have to put it up to my head to hear it. When the fan does go, you hear it, but it doesn't rev or growl, it just makes fan noises.Other than having a terrifically bad native keyboard, this thing has worked really well, and has insane battery life. Also, it boots into Windows in like eighteen seconds. I've heard horror stories about the HP brand, but I've just never experienced them I guess.

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-17 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : SirBadger via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

bugger the lawnmower, i'm still waiting for my john deere laptop to arrive!

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-17 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : RTT entertainment via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

You guys are all lame! I have the lorbia vacuum cleaner that runs the brand-new lorbia os. It also has a quarter of a nibble of RAM. I mean, what more could you ask for? It comes with a speech synthesiser from 4000 BCE. that thing sounds absolutely realistic!

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-17 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : connor142 via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

You are all fools. I will use the linux chainsaw, it is produced with the glorious hammers and sickles of downtrodden guarden and field workers and it will revolutionize every home and guardin appliance ever made! The might of the red gardening faction will not be opposed. Tremble in fear!

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : NevEd via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

Thanks dude, appreciate it.

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : mechaSkyGuardian via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

I know that this is a bit  off topic post 18 but I really like the music you make

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : NevEd via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

I had a macrohard lawnmower once but it RRODed 

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : moaddye via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

All kill the hp lawnmower. I have a lenovo lawnmower with 13 GB  ram, takes a milisecond to boot, and works absolutely well.

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Claw via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

i would like to see windows hitler and windows donald trump

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : omer via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

the sound of that machine is soothing, i always sleep and wake with it evry day

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Nocturnus via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

Yeah but we all know that the only good grass roaming pair of wheels for macrohard is moe-zilla's flamewolf, where as the mactractor, on top of supporting flamewolf wheels also has its own proprietary roaming tires called junglejourney, which are the best at navigating through all that thick grass you just ccan't deal with using flamewolf.  And because Apple knows all about keeping gardens and orchirds and the like super tidy, they give you a ton of proprietary stuff like iRose, iGrows, iWater, iHerb, i420 for all those people who are looking to get into high places.  They even have shorttime, the best grass mowing app of them all, which will really cut it short!

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : NevEd via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfx5045NG1Y

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : NevEd via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

Upgrading my lawnmower to macrohard doors px was the best decision I ever made, now I have a talking purple monkey and it takes about 500 less hours to boot

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : mechaSkyGuardian via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

I bet you the tractor does not have as much ram as the lawnmower. One full kilobyte, what else could you ask for?

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Nocturnus via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

I don't care much for the HP products, lawnmower included.  I prefer the Apple mactractor running OSXYZ.  It really does do the job from X to Y to z, no matter what Jobs.  You're not stuck with all the gated nonsense that lawnME and other window, door, and wall software and hardware produce.

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Jeffb via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

Haha makes sense. Their tech support is a joke as well.

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Jeffb via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

Haha makes sense.

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : mechaSkyGuardian via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

The whole HP lawnmower  thing started because of a friend’s fan. For some reason through his microphone it sounded like a lawnmower. That’s where it actually began

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Jeffb via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

I sure hope that the HP lawnmower works better than their laptop fans. My HP laptop over heats like crazy. Does the HP lawnmower blades actually cut grass? How well does it manage weeds? Will I also have to buy the Western Digital weed wacker? Has anyone brought the Del leaf blower? I saw that it was on sale for 3.99 bilion. What a steal!

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : mongoo_4044 via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

hiat 2; you really gone that far to say you sold every part of your sistem to buy that thing?how lameI have a superpower launmower witch has 500 gigabights of ram and starts in 500 miliseconds: it cuts threw ciment and can burn grass if not used propperlyit has the latest tool that will make a grass gun

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : SirBadger via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

can I ride round the garden on it? does it fly? more importantly, will it ride me and give me a good time?

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : NevEd via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

can I use the case to make coffee?

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : superb via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

Did you know that a Dell lawnmower exists, and has an operating system of Windows lawnME? It has 0.1 B of RAM and takes 300 hours to start. It gets your grass cut super quick!

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : mechaSkyGuardian via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

At 2 thumbs up

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Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : NevEd via Audiogames-reflector


  


Re: The HP lawnmower now on sale

I love the HP Lawnmower. I sold my genetalia and both legs, and all 10 of my fingers, and gave my soul to the devil to be the next incarnation of Hitler but I feel it was worth it. I love how it downthrottles sitting idol at the desktop, which takes 10 months to boot into. I could not be happier

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The HP lawnmower now on sale

2020-02-16 Thread AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : mechaSkyGuardian via Audiogames-reflector


  


The HP lawnmower now on sale

i’d like to point out that the HP lawnmower is now on sale. The previous price was $3 trillion and out of the kindness of their hearts. HP has raised ahem i mean lowered it to $10 trillion. The people working there are definitely the best mathematicians the world has ever seen. Everyone knows that 3 trillion is definitely more than 10 trillion. So as my signature says, all hail the HP lawnmower

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