On a graph with 'Wastefulness' along the X axis and 'Obnoxiousness'
up the Y axis,, plot the size and position of all the advertising-supported
business models you know of. Keep the graph within the bounds
of good taste by calibrating it in mega-Saatchis, and by using
the colour scheme that you think will be most attractive
to avocado-eating ABC1 18-34-year-olds. Include a
statistically significant sample of their names, phone numbers
and tasteful photographs so that your answer can be verified
by an independent panel of lonely experts.
I eat avocados. I hear that Patrick Moore is also partial to them.
But I doubt that we share the political viewpoint.
And I think that all BBC material should be on UToobe. That should
push up the ratings.
Gordo
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