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Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2011 20:23:30 +0000 From: sushilapa...@yahoo.co.uk Subject: Indian Toilet To: Sushila I <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> n the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India . She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local Schoolmaster. <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC.. <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> In England , a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for 'Water Closet'. <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC. <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC.. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a 'Wayside Church' near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their minds. <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply: <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --- <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> Dear Madam, I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from the house. <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays. <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room. <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of going regularly. <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC, as it was there, that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event. There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see theex-pressions on their faces. We can take photos in different angle. <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly. <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time. I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere. <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters. We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all, since many feels it is long needed. <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all. <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> With deepest regards, The Schoolmaster ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --- <http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http://groups.frop ki.com/&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0> The Woman fainted reading the reply.......and she never visited India !!! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. 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