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A cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on
'around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became
slow and finally, came to a grinding halt.
The Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers,
'Friends, we are in trouble. The Gods are angry with us. We need
to give a sacrifice and I need 3 people to sacrifice their lives so
that rest of us can be saved.'
All of them moved towards the Deck where a Japanese came forward and shouted,
'Long live Japan,' and jumped into the Sea.
Then an Israeli Jew stepped forward and said, 'Hallelujah' and dived
into the sea.
After that no one came forward for few seconds while people
stared at each other.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a Sardarji came forward near the railing
and chanted,
'Jo bole-so-nihal, sat sri akaal, wahe Guruji da khalsa, wahe guruji di fateh,
Jai maa Kali, Jai maa Durga, Jai Hanuman, Jai Sri Ram, Jai siva-sankar,
Jai baba nanak di, Jai jawan jai kissan,'
and finally, yelled at the top of his voice,
'Bharat mata ki jai,' and kicked the Pakistani standing next to him in the sea.
...and you thought - Sardars are stupid!
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